Your Brain

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Your Brain
Monster ID 2007
Locations Your Hat Chakra
Hit Points Scales
Attack Scales
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts cerebellum, cerebrum, corpus callosum
Third Eye, chakra sludge, chakra sludge, chakra sludge
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Your Brain You're fighting Your Brain

Back in the days when the workings of the body and mind were so poorly understood that barbers were doing surgery, people attributed all these constant mental naggings about old embarrassments and mistakes to a little invisible demon that rode on your shoulder, whispering terrible things in your ear to make you crazy. Nowadays, we know that the culprit is actually just your own brain, being a huge jerk for no good reason.

Time to show it who's the boss around here.

Hit Message(s):

Suddenly, you punch yourself in the face. "Are you doing that?" you accuse your brain. You punch yourself again. "Cut it out!" You punch yourself again. Ouch! Ouch! Argh!

Your brain whaps you with a... I dunno, a dendrite or something? An axon? Ugh! Oof! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

Your brain calmly and rationally explains that you can't possibly beat up your own brain, because it's the part of you that controls all of your actions. And then while you're thinking about that, it punches you in the face. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ouch! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

"Stop hitting yourself!" you brain says tauntingly. "No, seriously, stop hitting yourself. This isn't good for either of us."

Your brain tries to attack you physically, but you dodge. Which is a good trick considering that it lives inside your actual skull.

Fumble Message:

You dodge your brain's attack, and give it a good hard kick right in the language processigjs jskhd, ajs jeea idhjfxcd kasisf! Nd! (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

With Your Brain silenced, freeing you from nagging self-doubt and reminders of your past mistakes, you are able to clear the last of the spiritual muck away from your Hat chakra. It glows with a brilliant violet light. You feel a great sense of oneness with the universe, and all the other versions of yourself that inhabit the minds of the other people in that universe -- selves created by the filtering of your objective presence through the lenses of individual perceptions. You are light reflected in the facets of an infinite jewel, and... and this has something to do with hats, somehow.

With all your chakras now fully-aligned, you feel a great sense of peace and inner strength wash over you. Your newfound connection to the spiritual plane energizes you from your bung to your hat, and you've never felt more ready for the task ahead of you.

First though, you should go tell Chaz the good news.

Thirdeye.gifYou acquire an item: Third Eye (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (100% chance)*

Occurs at Your Hat Chakra.