Yellow traffic cone

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yellow traffic cone
yellow traffic cone

This is a big cone of bright yellow plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone! If you used one of these in the snow, would it be a yellow snow cone? No, no it wouldn't. It'd be a yellow traffic cone in the snow.

Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Moxie +3
So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)

(In-game plural: yellow traffic cones)
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Item number: 1259
Description ID: 231159288
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor
To the Rescue (St. Sneaky Pete's Day II with a cheap plastic bottle opener equipped)


  • "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone," is a line from the Red Dwarf episode "Last Day".
  • The concept of "yellow snow" was popularized by the Frank Zappa hit Don't Eat The Yellow Snow on his album Apostrophe.

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