Yeast Beast

Yeast Beast
Monster ID	36
Locations	Tower Ruins
Hit Points	8
Attack	17
Defense	15
No-Hit	27
Initiative	60
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, torso
Drops wad of dough, wad of dough
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Yeast Beast

This is an abomination made of magically animated yeast. Someday these beasts will rise and revolt. In fact, they are already sort of revolting.

Hit Message(s):

It rises up and beats you with its yeasty appendages. Eek! Ouch!

It rises you in the <arm>, getting a rise out of you (as well as plenty of pain). Argh! Oof!

It smacks you with one of its yeasty appendages. Ewww, here's hoping you don't get infected. Oof! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It attaches itself to your head, flowing into your mouth and nose. You gag, spit, and try to breathe, but eventually black out and smack your head on the floor. Ugh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

It rises up to beat you, but you clap your hands and shout until it falls.

It tries to rise you in the <leg>, but misses and falls to the floor.

It tries to smack you with a yeasty appendage, but you slide on out of the way.

Fumble Message:

It starts to rise into the air, waving pseudopods (and suede-opods) wildly. Fortunately, just at that moment it's distracted by a pile of unfermented grapes in the corner. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

He pulls off a chunk of himself and throws it at you. It hits your <nipple> with a thud and a little puff of flour. Ouch! Ow!

You acquire an item: wad of dough

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After Combat

You acquire an item: wad of dough (54.7% chance)*

You acquire an item: wad of dough (48.4% chance)*

You gain 3-4 <substat>.

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Occurs at Tower Ruins.

Notes

• The description originally read: "This is an abomination made of magically animated yeast. Someday these beasts will rise and revolt. Today may be that day."

References

• The combat messages about "yeasty appendages" may be a reference to The Flying Spaghetti Monster, who is said to be composed of a floating pile of spaghetti with two eyestalks, two meatballs, and many "noodly appendages".
• The combat message about infection, in combination with the monster's premise, refers to something rather unpleasant.
• This monster's fumble messages refers to what yeast actually does: rise, waving pseudopods; and ferment grapes.