Ye Olde Medieval Insult
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This is a little rectangle of thick parchment paper containing a cutting insult. Well, an insult that would be cutting if it hadn't been dulled by hundreds of years of irrelevance. (In-game plural: Ye Olde Medieval Insults) |
Obtained From
When Used
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| You read the insult out loud to your foe:
"Randomly constructed medieval insult" It pauses for a moment, looking both enraged and confused.
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Insults
- "An aging, brain-addled <animal> has more brains than thou, thou <jerk>!"
- "I shall not waste words with thee, but merely observe thou art a <stupid> <stupid> <jerk>."
- "I would not expect a <stupid> <stupid> <jerk> like thee to understand even the depths of thine own worthlessness!"
- "In sooth, I have never seen a more <stupid> <jerk> than thou!"
- "Thou'rt a <fat> <stupid> <jerk>. Be thou not cross with me, for I am but the bearer of these bad tidings."
- "Thou'rt so dull of wit, if I called thee a <stupid> <stupid> <jerk>, thou wouldst take it as a compliment!"
- "Verily, I am surprised that thou took time from thy busy <activity> schedule to cross words with me, thou <jerk>!"
- "Verily, thou art a <stupid> <jerk>!"
- "What's that? Didst thou say thou art a pathetic <stupid> <jerk>? Then thou speakest sooth!"
- "Wouldst thou match wits with me, thou <stupid> <jerk>? I see thou'rt unarmed for such a contest!"
- "If brains were grain, thou wouldst not have sufficient quantity to feed thy <fat> <female relative>!"
- "Thy <female relative> is so <fat>, when she sitteth in a hot bath, she maketh her own gravy!"
- "Thy <female relative> is a <fat> <lady of the night>. If that offendeth thee, thou shouldst not shoot the messenger!"
- "Thy <female relative> is so <fat>, when she doth sit around thy swine-pen of a house, she really sits around thy swine-pen of a house!"
- "Thy <female relative> is such a <stupid> <stupid> <lady of the night>, her attentions may be purchased with a scrap of paper enscrivened with the letters I.O.U.!"
- "Thy <female relative> is such a <stupid> <lady of the night>, she will entertain any gentlemen with a brass farthing to spend and offer change from the transaction!"
- "Comparing a <lady of the night> like thy <female relative> to a syphilitic barncat in heat is an insult to syphilitic barn cats in heat!"
Stupid
- albatross-biting
- arse-breath'd
- bawdy
- bear-biting
- beef-witted
- boil-brained
- churlish
- clapper-clawed
- clod-brained
- clumpish
- cockered
- cougar-fowling
- dunder-headed
- excrement-wallowing
- fat-kidneyed
- fen-sucked
- fishwife-necked
- flap-wagging
- fusty
- goatish
- knotty-pated
- mewling
- odiferous
- pelican-buggering
- pigeon-liver'd
- pribbling
- profligate
- raccoon-liver'd
- reeky
- rump-faced
- rump-fed
- rump-renting
- self-rutting
- shard-borne
- spongy
- tickle-brained
- toad-spotted
- unchin-snouted
- weather-bitten
- wind-breaking
- yeasty
Jerk
- basket-cockle
- boar-pig
- canker-blossom
- coxcomb
- flap-dragon
- flap-vampire bat
- flax-wench
- jackanapes
- knave
- miscreant
- nut-hook
- pignut
- pillock
- ratsbane
- scullion
- skainsmate
- skut
- varlot
- wagtail
- wantwit
- whey-face
Fat
- avoirdupois
- corpulent
- elephantine
- hogs-bodied
- paunchy
- plumpish
- porcine
- portly
- rotund
- swinish
- thickset
- whalelike
Lady of the night
- affection-peddler
- bawd
- harlot
- jade
- lady of the evening
- minx
- profligate
- purveyor of the world's oldest profession
- rent-rump
- slattern
- strumpet
Activity
- mosquito-buggering
- tail-leasing
- wainscoting
Notes
- Staggers 100% of the time
Collection
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