Yakuza guard

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Yakuza guard
Monster ID 1311
Locations Floor 1, Floor 2, Floor 3
Hit Points 95
Attack 75
Defense 75
No-Hit 85
Initiative 50
Meat 24-36
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
tube of herbal ointment, butterfly knife
Quest zaibatsu level 2 card, zaibatsu level 3 card
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
yakuza guard You're fighting a yakuza guard

The burly yakuza guard was practically busting his expensive silk suit at the seams, and he had his jacket sleeves pushed up to show off his garish arm tattoos. It was a real shame to treat such a nice suit that way.

When the guy noticed me snooping around, of course, the condition of his suit became the least of my worries.

Hit Message(s):

He launched a flurry of punches at me, not all of which landed. Oof! Eek! Ouch!

He slammed a fist into my foot, knocking the wind so far out of me I wondered if it would ever come back. Oof! Ow! Argh!

He slammed my head into a photocopier, and made several copies of my pained expression to laugh about with his buddies later. Ouch! Argh! Ugh!

I managed to avoid his punch to my <head>, but not the kick he simultaneously levelled at my <head>. Argh! Ugh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

The yakuza guard kicked me through the wall of someone's cubicle. I couldn't really blame the worker for hitting me in the head with his keyboard. Ouch! Ugh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

As he pulled his arm back to punch me, a seam in his suit audibly ripped. He stopped to inspect it, muttering a curse.

He did an elaborate kung-fu posture, which ended with him holding up one hand in a beckoning gesture. I rolled my eyes.

He tried to punch me in the <lower back> and kick me in the <groin> at the same time. Fortunately, his grasp of anatomy wasn't as good as his kung-fu.

Just as he was about to slam my head into a photocopier, he noticed it was out of paper. He grumbled and asked me to wait a minute while he went to the supply cupboard.

Fumble Message:

He took a moment to brush down his lapels and crack his neck in a menacing fashion. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Tube.gifYou acquire an item: tube of herbal ointment
Littlecard.gifYou acquire an item: zaibatsu level 2 card

Occurs on Floors 1, 2, and 3.