X Stone Golem
As you enter the room, you hear a pounding noise. A (14 * X) pounding noise. Coming from a X Stone Golem.
| It's Stone Bashin' Time (1) |
| X Stone Golem | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 242 |
| Locations | Fernswarthy's Basement |
| Hit Points | (Scales as ceiling(.85*ceiling(basementlevel1.4))) |
| Attack | (Scales as 2*ceiling(basementlevel1.4)) |
| Defense | (Scales as attack) |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 50% |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
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| Manuel | Stone Golem pebbles |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a X Stone GolemThis is a golem that weighs 14 * X pounds. You're not sure what it's made of. Something hard.
Hit Message(s):
It stones you when you're trying to make a buck. It stones you and then says, "good luck." Argh! Ow! Argh! Oof! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!
It hits you with at least 12 or 35 rainy day women. Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Oof!
"This is the end," says the golem, as it stones you really, really thoroughly. Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh!
It tries to stone you when you're driving in your car, but can't throw that far.
It completely fails to stone you. You feel so all alone.
It tries to stone you, but you're too young and able. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain Y <substat>. |
Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.
Notes
- This monster has 50% Physical Resistance.
- X is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a new golem.
- You can fight it for 50 rounds, instead of the usual 30.
- This monster cannot be copied.
References
- In the United Kingdom, it is common to speak of a person's weight in "stone," a unit of fourteen pounds.
- The label on the button refers to the line "It's stoner bashin' time," spoken by Tommy in Dude, Where's My Car?
- The attack messages refer to Bob Dylan's song "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" from his 1966 album Blonde on Blonde: "They'll stone you when you're trying to make a buck / They'll stone you and then they'll say good luck" and "They'll stone you when you're riding in your car / They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar / But I would not feel so all alone / Everybody must get stoned."
