XXX pr0n
| XXX pr0n | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 138 |
| Locations | The Valley of Rof L'm Fao |
| Hit Points | 68 |
| Attack | 75 |
| Defense | 67 |
| No-Hit | 85 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | bad spelling |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, tail, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an XXX pr0nThis is a shellfish who has been sucked into the seamy underbelly of adult marine life entertainment. You find yourself hoping his trench coat stays closed.
Hit Message(s):
He smacks you with his fishy tail. Ick. Ooh! Ooh!
He pr0ds you with his many spiny legs. *Shudder.* Ouch! Eek! (bad spelling damage)
He opens his trenchcoat and exposes you to the horror that is raw XXX pr0n. Squishy. Ow! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He smacks you with his 1337 f3d0r4. You feel p4!n. Ouch! Oof! Eek! Oof! (bad spelling damage)
He whips you with his eye-stalks. Man, that's gross. Ooh! Argh! Argh! Argh!
He crawls all over you with his spiny legs. Ewwww. Eek! Oof! Argh! Ugh! (bad spelling damage)?
He smacks you with his 1337 skills. But it's not the 1337, it's the tumidity. Argh! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He tramples you with his spiny little legs, whips you with his eye-stalks, and smacks you with his tail. Either you've just been beaten up or propositioned -- you're not sure which. Eek! Argh! Ow! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He starts to smack you with his fishy tail, but you distract him with a fishy tale.
He tries to pr0d you in the <ankle>, but you d0dg3.
He starts to open his trenchcoat, but you smack him down before he can show off his goods. Or evils, as it were.
He tries to smack you with his f3d0r4, but you dodge like 1nd14n4 j0n3z.
He tries to whip you with his eye-stalks, but you quickly turn. As does your stomach.
He tries to crawl on you with his spiny legs, but you quickly leg it away.
He opens his trenchcoat wide, but you mock his squishy fishy bits. He collapses in a corner and starts crying. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-38 Meat (average: 30.2, stdev: 2.9)* |
 | You acquire an item: f3d0r4 (14.4% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: lowercase N (30.0% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: pr0n legs (42.4% chance)* |
| You gain 18.75 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Valley of Rof L'm Fao.
References
- "Pr0n", pronounced as "prawn", is a common deliberate misspelling of "porn"; most of the text for this combat alludes to pornography.
- The combat message "But it's not the 1337, it's the tumidity", is a riff on the well-known cliche, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
