Woldo

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Name:Woldo
Age:??
Gender:Mannish
Height:Tall drink of water.
Weight:Stickish
Alignment:Naughty
Hair Color:None
Eye Color:Crimson
Record:# / #

Even in an organization that contains a giant kangaroo, a psychadelic[sic] toad-boy, and a Mexican-Chinese-schoolgirl, Woldo is something of an oddity. Little is known of his origins, only that he came up through the Little Canadia leagues in much the same condition he is in now.

Woldo never speaks and never reveals his face. He wears nothing but bands of leather across his body, limbs, and face, which makes fighting him a somewhat unappetizing prospect. The sharp metal claws lashed to his wrists only further the frightening initial impression. His Canadianity is only betrayed by the red-and-white-striped toque on his head and the thick black plastic glasses over the strip of leather across his eyes.

He would be unbeatable in the ring, save for his curious penchant for spazzing out. He'll spin around backwards and try to fight that way, flail his arms and legs fruitlessly, and occasionally flop on the ground like an extremely lousy breakdancer.

Notes


Fight Messages

  • Entrance:
...weighing in at... well, he won't tell us... but he hails from... well, we're not sure... but it's definitely WOLDO!
  • The crowd cheers as Woldo prepares to use his special attack, "Conwulsions!"
  • Woldo drops to the ground and thrashes about like a dying flounder! <opponent> leans in to see if he's okay, and Woldo gouges him/her with his razor-sharp claws! CLUNK!
  • Woldo drops to the ground and thrashes about like a dying flounder! <opponent> steps perilously close to Woldo's razor-sharp claws, but Woldo is unable to control his thrashing long enough to thrash him!
  • The crowd cheers as Woldo prepares to use his special attack, "Wanishing Act!"
  • Woldo jumps over the ropes and loses himself in the crowd! <opponent> stalks through the stands looking for him, but Woldo sneaks up behind him/her and lays the smack down! CLUNK!
  • Woldo jumps over the ropes and loses himself in the crowd! <opponent> spots him immediately and bops him on the noggin!
  • Woldo slashes <opponent> with his metal claws! SNICKETY-SNICKETY!
  • Ropes (special):
...laughs maniacally!

Gift Responses

  • Weapon:
*giggles* *sways back and forth* *does a back handspring* *falls on his back and convulses* *giggles*
  • Armor:
*giggles* *sways back and forth* *does a back handspring* *falls on his back and convulses* *giggles*
  • Feast:
*giggles* *sways back and forth* *does a back handspring* *falls on his back and convulses* *giggles*
  • Food:
*giggles* *sways back and forth* *does a back handspring* *falls on his back and convulses* *giggles*
  • Cocktail:
*giggles* *sways back and forth* *does a back handspring* *falls on his back and convulses* *giggles*
  • Cordial:
*giggles* *sways back and forth* *does a back handspring* *falls on his back and convulses* *giggles*
  • Booze:
*giggles* *sways back and forth* *does a back handspring* *falls on his back and convulses* *giggles*
  • Beer:
*giggles* *sways back and forth* *does a back handspring* *falls on his back and convulses* *giggles*
  • Spleen:
*giggles* *sways back and forth* *does a back handspring* *falls on his back and convulses* *giggles*
  • Misc:
*giggles* *sways back and forth* *does a back handspring* *falls on his back and convulses* *giggles*

References

  • Woldo is a cross between Waldo (of Where's Waldo? fame) and Voldo from the Soulcalibur fighting game series by Namco, consisting of Soul Edge (Soul Blade in the United States), Soulcalibur, and its sequels, now up to Soulcalibur VI. He blends the appearance of the two, and the description of his fighting style is a parody of some of Voldo's moves.
  • His Wanishing Act move may also reference how in Where's Waldo? one had to find Waldo somewhere in a crowd.


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