Wizardly mushroom guy

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Wizardly mushroom guy
Monster ID 1804
Locations The Fungal Nethers
Hit Points 15
Attack 35
Defense 25
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum plant
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, leg, torso
glowing spore pod, pointy mushroom
Manuel Entry
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wizardly mushroom guy You're fighting a wizardly mushroom guy

Something about this mushroom guy tells you that it's some kind of wizard. Maybe it's the beard, or the way its pointy head looks like a wizard hat, or perhaps that it's shooting lightning bolts at you.

The beard? Yeah I think it's mostly the beard.

Hit Message(s):

It casts magic missile at the darkness. Specifically, the bit of the darkness where you're standing. Ugh! Ugh!

It casts "poison cloud" at you. Or possibly just sneezes. Argh! Argh!

It shoots a bolt of lightning at you from its fingert-- uh... mouth? Argh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It casts a horrible mushroom spell on you that turns all of your guts into mushrooms. It wears off quickly, but really sucks until then. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It casts magic missile at the darkness, but fortunately it's the wrong darkness.

It tries to get you with a poison cloud, but fortunately you've been holding your breath this whole time.

It shoots a bolt of lighting at you, but lightning doesn't work very well underground.

Fumble Message:

It tries to throw a fireball at you, but can't do the somatic component because it doesn't have any arms. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Pod glowing.gifYou acquire an item: glowing spore pod (% chance)*
Tallshroom.gifYou acquire an item: pointy mushroom (% chance)*

Occurs at The Fungal Nethers (as a Pastamancer).


  • The hit & miss messages regarding casting magic missile at the darkness is a reference to the Dead Alewives' Dungeons and Dragons sketch.