Witchess Witch

Witchess Witch
Monster ID	1941
Locations	Your Witchess Set (choosing Witch)
Hit Points	3000
Attack	Moxie + 30 (cap at 7 000)
Defense	Muscle + 30 (cap at 7 000)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	50% physical, 75% elemental
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops battle broom
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Witchess Witch

A witch on the battlefield? That doesn't seem like it should be allowed at all! Aren't there treaties against this kind of thing?

Hit Message(s):

She offers you an apple, which you thankfully eat. Aah! It's full of razor blades! Oof! Ouch! Ooh!

She hits you with her broom, sweeping you off your feet. Argh! Argh! Argh!

She smashes you over the head with a heavy glass bottle labelled "PAIN POTION". It works as advertised. Eek! Ouch! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

She turns your internal organs into frogs for a while. One of your lungs gets into a fight with your liver. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

She offers you a glass of "Death Elixir", but you politely decline.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: battle broom (100% chance)*

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Occurs upon choosing a witch from Play against the Witchess Pieces in Your Witchess Set.

Notes

• Immune to staggers and stuns
• Blocks items:

The Witch knocks that item out of your hand with her broom.

• Reflects spells:

Your spell bounces right off the Witch and back at you!

• frigidalmatian is reflected despite being a buff cast out of combat that deals passive damage.
• Jalapeño Saucesphere is not reflected, but deals trivial damage to the opponent.

• Deals spooky damage each turn

The witch mutters something menacing under her breath.

You lose 1 hit point. (spooky damage)

• Has 50% damage reduction against physical and 75% damage reduction against elemental.
• Has 75% delevel resistance.
• Attack and defense scale to player stats + 30, minimum 150.

Strategy

• Buff muscle, maximize your Bonus Weapon Damage, and use Lunging Thrust-Smack
• As a myst class: Buff myst (but leave mus and mox low), maximize Bonus Weapon Damage, and attack with Fourth of May Cosplay Saber