Witchess Witch

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Witchess Witch
Monster ID 1941
Locations Your Witchess Set (choosing Witch)
Hit Points 3000
Attack Moxie + 30 (cap at 7 000)
Defense Muscle + 30 (cap at 7 000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance 50% physical, 75% elemental
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
battle broom
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Witchess Witch You're fighting a Witchess Witch

A witch on the battlefield? That doesn't seem like it should be allowed at all! Aren't there treaties against this kind of thing?

Hit Message(s):

She offers you an apple, which you thankfully eat. Aah! It's full of razor blades! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!

She hits you with her broom, sweeping you off your feet. Argh! Oof! Ooh!

She smashes you over the head with a heavy glass bottle labelled "PAIN POTION". It works as advertised. Eek! Argh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

She turns your internal organs into frogs for a while. One of your lungs gets into a fight with your liver. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Eek! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

She offers you a glass of "Death Elixir", but you politely decline.

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Battlebroom.gifYou acquire an item: battle broom (100% chance)*

Occurs upon choosing a witch from Play against the Witchess Pieces in Your Witchess Set.


  • Immune to staggers and stuns
  • Blocks items:
The Witch knocks that item out of your hand with her broom.
  • Reflects spells:
Your spell bounces right off the Witch and back at you!
  • frigidalmatian is reflected despite being a buff cast out of combat that deals passive damage.
  • Jalapeño Saucesphere is not reflected, but deals trivial damage to the opponent.
  • Deals spooky damage each turn
The witch mutters something menacing under her breath.
HPYou lose 1 hit point. (spooky damage)
  • Has 50% damage reduction against physical and 75% damage reduction against elemental.
  • Has 75% delevel resistance.
  • Attack and defense scale to player stats + 30, minimum 150.