|Locations||Your Witchess Set (choosing Rook)|
|Hit Points||75% of Defence|
|Attack||Moxie + 7 (cap at 600)|
|Defense||Muscle + 7 (cap at 600)|
|Monster Parts||brick, wheel|
This is a small mobile siege tower on wheels. Which is not an unexpected thing to see in a battle, except for the fact that this is open warfare and not a siege. Rather more puzzling is the question of why they call it a "rook".
The tower moves forward suddenly and slams into you. How on earth did they manage that? Ouch! Eek! Ooh!
The rook slowly wheels over to you, and someone up top drops a rock on your head. Oof! Ooh! Ugh!
Someone drops a bottle of burning oil on you. You have every right to object to this treatment. Ow! Ouch! Eek!
The rook trundles slowly over you, crushing you beneath its wheels. You really should have gotten out of the way, I don't know what you were thinking. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ouch! Oof!
The rook tries to charge into you, but you're standing at too oblique an angle.
There's a thump as a large rock hits the ground near you. Whoever they've got up on top of that tower has terrible aim.
The guys up on top of the tower throw a handful of gravel at you, which is annoying but not exactly damaging.
The rook's wheels get stuck in the mud. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Greek fire (100% chance)*|