Witchess Bishop
| Witchess Bishop | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1942 |
| Locations | Your Witchess Set (choosing Bishop) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defence |
| Attack | Moxie + 7 (cap at 600) |
| Defense | Muscle + 7 (cap at 600) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Witchess BishopLet's just say his religion doesn't go in much for that whole "Love Thy Neighbor" thing. Don't even bother asking about "Thou Shalt Not Kill".
Hit Message(s):
He hits you with his censer, which is made of iron and makes a pretty decent flail. Oof! Ugh! Ouch!
He prays to his god for your destruction, and you are suddenly wracked by intense gastrointestinal pains. I guess his god works in mysterious ways. Oof! Oof! Ugh!
He exorcises you of all your demons. And by 'demons' I mean 'organs'. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh!
He prays to his god for you to be smitten. Wait, I mean smited. Those are pretty different things. Anyway you get hit with a bolt of lightning. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ow! Ouch!
He tries to hit you with his censer, but you're opposed to censership.
He excommunicates you, which I think is just a religious version of "the silent treatment".
He tries to call on his god to destroy you, but a cloud appears in the sky with "OUT TO LUNCH" written across it.
He flips through his bible, looking for an appropriate psalm for the occasion. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Sacramento wine (100% chance)* |
Occurs upon choosing a bishop from Play against the Witchess Pieces in Your Witchess Set.
