|Locations||Your Witchess Set (choosing Bishop)|
|Hit Points||75% of Defence|
|Attack||Moxie + 7 (cap at 600)|
|Defense||Muscle + 7 (cap at 600)|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
Let's just say his religion doesn't go in much for that whole "Love Thy Neighbor" thing. Don't even bother asking about "Thou Shalt Not Kill".
He hits you with his censer, which is made of iron and makes a pretty decent flail. Ow! Argh! Argh!
He prays to his god for your destruction, and you are suddenly wracked by intense gastrointestinal pains. I guess his god works in mysterious ways. Ouch! Eek! Argh!
He exorcises you of all your demons. And by 'demons' I mean 'organs'. Oof! Ooh! Ow!
He prays to his god for you to be smitten. Wait, I mean smited. Those are pretty different things. Anyway you get hit with a bolt of lightning. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Argh! Oof!
He tries to hit you with his censer, but you're opposed to censership.
He excommunicates you, which I think is just a religious version of "the silent treatment".
He tries to call on his god to destroy you, but a cloud appears in the sky with "OUT TO LUNCH" written across it.
He flips through his bible, looking for an appropriate psalm for the occasion. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Sacramento wine (100% chance)*|