Witchess Bishop

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Witchess Bishop
Monster ID 1942
Locations Your Witchess Set (choosing Bishop)
Hit Points 75% of Defence
Attack Moxie + 7 (cap at 600)
Defense Muscle + 7 (cap at 600)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Sacramento wine
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Witchess Bishop You're fighting a Witchess Bishop

Let's just say his religion doesn't go in much for that whole "Love Thy Neighbor" thing. Don't even bother asking about "Thou Shalt Not Kill".

Hit Message(s):

He hits you with his censer, which is made of iron and makes a pretty decent flail. Oof! Ugh! Ouch!

He prays to his god for your destruction, and you are suddenly wracked by intense gastrointestinal pains. I guess his god works in mysterious ways. Oof! Oof! Ugh!

He exorcises you of all your demons. And by 'demons' I mean 'organs'. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He prays to his god for you to be smitten. Wait, I mean smited. Those are pretty different things. Anyway you get hit with a bolt of lightning. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ow! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you with his censer, but you're opposed to censership.

He excommunicates you, which I think is just a religious version of "the silent treatment".

He tries to call on his god to destroy you, but a cloud appears in the sky with "OUT TO LUNCH" written across it.

Fumble Message:

He flips through his bible, looking for an appropriate psalm for the occasion. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Wine2.gifYou acquire an item: Sacramento wine (100% chance)*

Occurs upon choosing a bishop from Play against the Witchess Pieces in Your Witchess Set.