Wire-crossin' elf
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| Wire-crossin' elf | |
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| Monster ID | 902 |
| Locations | Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009) |
| Hit Points | Indeterminate |
| Attack | Indeterminate |
| Defense | Indeterminate |
| Initiative | Indeterminate |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | Indeterminate |
| Resistance | Indeterminate |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Quest | elf resistance button, handful of wires |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a wire-crossin' elfThe wire-crossin' elf holds out two wires, letting electricity arc between them. You'd better amp yourself up for this fight.
Nah, I can do better than that.
You'd better stay grounded, amp yourself up, and watch watt you're doing, or this fight's going to be shocking.
Hit Message(s):
She shocks you with a bare wire. Aww. Ow! Ooh! Eek! Ooh!
She strangles you with a live wire. Bzzzzt GASP Bzzzt GASP. . . Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Argh!
She lets the electricity arc through the air, and through your <leg>. The smell of burning flesh fills the air with delicious, festive cheer. Ow! Oof! Ouch! Eek!
She touches one wire to each of your hands. Don't worry, you're safe unless you're standing in a puddle. Whoops, sorry, you *are* standing in a puddle. Eek! Oof! Ooh! Argh!
She tries to shock you, but you're not overawed by the shock.
She tries to strangle you with a wire, but it's not long enough.
She attaches a wire to each of your hands, but forgets she shut the power off.
She lets the electricity arc through the air. It looks cool, but isn't much of an attack.
She tries to shock you with her wires, but can't tell whether to hit you with the red wire or the green wire, and has to consult her manual. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: live wire (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: handful of wires (100% chance)* |
Occurs at the Crimbo Town Toy Factory.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
- André-Marie Ampère was a French physicist, best known for his work in the field of electromagnetics. The SI base unit for electrical current is named after him, commonly abbreviated to amp.
- James Watt was a Scottish mechanical engineer, best known for his work on steam engines. The SI derived unit for power (the Watt) is named after him.
- Ground refers to base reference level for voltages in an electrical circuit, though it is also used to indicate a physical electrical connection to the Earth.
- "Not overawed by the shock" refers to Shock and Awe, a name for a military doctrine.
Errors
- All of the elf's hit messages and the adventure introducing it refer to it as being female, but hit messages made against it refer to your victim as male.
