White elephant
| White elephant | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1590 |
| Locations | choice in Let Your Fists Do The Walking |
| Hit Points | 50 |
| Attack | 45 |
| Defense | 45 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 240-360 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, tail, torso, trunk |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a white elephantYou go to the address listed on the white page and knock on the door. It opens to reveal a massive white elephant.
"How did you fit through the door?" you ask, confused.
"NO... MORE... JOKES!" bellows the elephant, as she thunders through the front wall of the house to attack you.
Hit Message(s):
Have you ever seen a white elephant hit you in the <shoulder> with a branch from a cherry tree? Yes you have. Just now. Ooh!
How can you tell if an elephant has attacked you recently? By the footprints on your <lower back>. Ow!
How can you tell if an elephant has gored your <eye>? Because it hurts really bad. Ooh!
How do you get an elephant's tusk out of your <elbow>? Bloody. Eek!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your <shins>? Time to get a new <solar plexus>. Ugh!
Have you ever seen a white elephant hit you in the <groin> with a branch from a cherry tree? No you have not.
How can you tell if an elephant has attacked you recently? Just... y'know... asking. No reason in particular.
How can you tell if an elephant has gored your <solar plexus>? Because it hurts really bad. So apparently it didn't happen.
How do you get an elephant's tusk out of your <knee>? You're not sure. Good thing there isn't one in there!
What did Tarzan say when the elephant gored you in the <bung>? Nothing, because it didn't actually happen.
Why did the elephant cross the road? No, seriously, why did she just wander off like that. Did she forget she was in a fight? (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 240-360 Meat (average: 300, stdev: 24.9)* |
 | You acquire an item: white blood cells (50% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: white elephant gift (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: white wine (100% chance)* |
Occurs as a choice in Let Your Fists Do The Walking.
