Whisk of Misery
|Whisk of Misery|
|Locations||A Kitchen Drawer|
This whisk erupts from the careful order of the woven handle into a mass of wire loops, ready to scramble the best of intentions into chaos. Or, on a less metaphysical level, ready to scramble your innards into oatmeal.
It beats you like eggs, whips you like cream, and scrambles you like, er, some more eggs. Oof!
It gets all whisk-y on your <shoulder>. You wish it would have just poured some whiskey on you instead. Ouch!
It whisks you off your feet. You land on your head with a dull thud. Ooh!
It whisks you in the <forehead>. Man, that's some whisk-y business. Oof!
It beats you like eggs, whips you like cream, and scrambles you like, er, some more eggs. Ouch! Eek!
It tries to get all whisk-y on you, but you dodge.
It tries to whisk you off your feet, but you stay grounded.
It tries to whisk you in the <forehead>, but failure is always part of taking a whisk.
It tries to whip you, but you point out you're not a bowl full of cream.
One of its wire loops comes unsprung from the handle, and it has to stop and pull itself back together. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Artist's Whisk of Misery (25% chance)*|
Occurs at A Kitchen Drawer.