Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?

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Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?
Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?

For an ancient and long-abandoned city park, this place sure does have a lot of dumpsters in it. You find yourself standing next to one of them.

Dig through the dumpster

You pick through the trash and find a couple of halfway-useful things.
One of the following:

Adder.gifYou acquire an item: adder
Lawyerbadge.gifYou acquire an item: attorney's badge
Boneabacus.gifYou acquire an item: bone abacus
Coolbag.gifYou acquire an item: cold water bottle
Compsock.gifYou acquire an item: compression stocking
Crudevoodoo.gifYou acquire an item: crude voodoo doll
Junglefruit.gifYou acquire an item: exotic jungle fruit
Boozetoken.gifYou acquire an item: gold Boozehounds Anonymous token
Whiterussian.gifYou acquire an item: imitation White Russian
Midriff.gifYou acquire an item: midriff scrubs
Pillcup.gifYou acquire an item: pill cup
Briefs.gifYou acquire an item: pygmy briefs
Phonenum.gifYou acquire an item: pygmy phone number
Littlecalculator.gifYou acquire an item: short calculator
Shortwrit.gifYou acquire an item: short writ of habeas corpus
Littlemop.gifYou acquire an item: short-handled mop
Smirkhead.gifYou acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
Bpcuff.gifYou acquire an item: sphygmomanometer
Tinybowler.gifYou acquire an item: tiny bowler
Popstick.gifYou acquire an item: tongue depressor

And of the following:

Bloodyshorts.gifYou acquire an item: bloodied surgical dungarees
Bball.gifYou acquire an item: bowling ball
Miniscalpel.gifYou acquire an item: half-size scalpel
Headmirror.gifYou acquire an item: head mirror
Bloodyapron.gifYou acquire an item: surgical apron
Surgmask.gifYou acquire an item: surgical mask

Knock over the dumpster

You knock over the dumpster, which falls onto an adjacent dumpster, knocking it over, which falls onto yet another dumpster, so on and so forth -- a chain reaction of a thousand dumpster dominoes.

Pygmy janitors flood out of all of the buildings adjacent to the park and begin scurrying around picking up the garbage you just dumped everywhere.

Dump and run

Dump and run isn't even a phrase. You can cut and run. In fact, you do.

Occurs at The Hidden Park


  • The first item dropped by the first option is random. The second item will be one of the pieces of equipment the pygmy witch surgeon drops, or a bowling ball (up to three). Once those items are in your possession the second item will always be a surgical apron.
  • Knocking over the dumpster causes pygmy janitors to stop appearing in the other zones and start appearing in The Hidden Park.


  • The answer to the question "where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?" is, of course, "to the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump." Which makes sense when you remember the theme music most associated with the Lone Ranger is the finale to Rossini's William Tell Overture. The answer to this question, therefore, would be, appropriately enough, "to the dumpster, to the dumpster, to the dumpster, dumpster, dumpster."