What you totally should have said that one time

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What you totally should have said that one time
Monster ID 1999
Locations Your Bung Chakra, Your Hat Chakra, Your Nipple Chakra
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie
Defense Player's Muscle
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts eyebrow, goop, tentacle
negative lump
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
what you totally should have said that one time You're fighting what you totally should have said that one time

Man he thought he was so friggin cool with their snide remarks. You know what the perfect comeback would have been? Yeah you'd have liked to have seen his face. Why can't you be faster on the draw?

Hit Message(s):

Would it be a bad idea to start writing these comebacks down on note cards and keeping them in your pocket, and then whenever someone says something mean you can look through the cards and...Ooh! Oof!

Aw man what if there was a really hot (gender preference) watching and you didn't see them but they saw you looking like a total dope?Ow! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

Aw crap, but if you said that he probably would have said this and that would be even worse dammit dammit dammit (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

Oh wait, even better! What if instead of a snappy comeback you just shot him with lasers out of your eyes like pyoooo! and his stupid haircut caught fire and he was all running around with his hair on fire! Ha ha that'd be hilarious!

Hey, look, snappy comebacking is a skill like any other -- very few people are naturally talented in it. That's why all-purpose ones like "So's your mother!" are so popular, you know?

Fumble Message:

You start daydreaming about how that jerk probably would have run away crying if you'd said what you ought to have said. And then what if you got recognized as a true master of snappy comebacks and they gave you a parade and the key to the city! (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Chocolump.gifYou acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)*

Occurs at Your Bung Chakra and Your Nipple Chakra.