| Pocket |
Mus |
Mys |
Mox |
Text
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| 161
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250
|
|
|
Wow, that pocket was incredibly hard to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward.
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| 37
|
|
250
|
|
Phew, that pocket really required some focus to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward.
|
| 277
|
|
|
250
|
Geesh, that pocket was quite tricky to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward.
|
| 52
|
200
|
50
|
|
You pull out a mystical tennis ball and squeeze it 200 times before tossing it away.
|
| 183
|
|
200
|
50
|
You pull out a set of magical juggling balls and perform 200 jugs before you drop one and they disappear in a puff of smoke.
|
| 606
|
50
|
|
200
|
You pull out a super heavy accordion and play 200 bars of polka before it crumbles to dust.
|
| 40
|
200
|
25
|
25
|
Oh, a dumbbell. You do some squats and really level up!
|
| 176
|
25
|
200
|
25
|
Oh, a book. You study some ancient runes and really level up!
|
| 89
|
25
|
25
|
200
|
Oh, a boombox. You bust out some dance moves and really level up!
|
| 545
|
200
|
30
|
30
|
A demonic monkey leaps out and clings to your back. You wrestle him to the ground and leave him there
|
| 210
|
30
|
200
|
30
|
A hellish spirit wooshes out of the pocket and starts haunting you. You banish him with your strength of will.
|
| 182
|
30
|
30
|
200
|
A tiny demon pops out of your pocket and starts to follow you. You trick him into goin[sic] away with your wiles.
|
| 468
|
150
|
50
|
50
|
Your handle throbs as a a surge of strength and ability surges out of the pocket.
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| 133
|
50
|
150
|
50
|
Your handle tingles as a a surge of magic and ability surges out of the pocket.
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| 378
|
50
|
50
|
150
|
Your handle twitches as a a surge of guile and ability surges out of the pocket.
|
| 515
|
140
|
40
|
70
|
"I wish I were stronger, more moxious and bit more magical," you tell the tiny fairy you pull from your pocket. Poof!
|
| 283
|
40
|
140
|
70
|
"Did anyone misplaces their mysticallity and other attributes," you call out when you discover the contents of this pocket. No, I guess it's yours then.
|
| 421
|
70
|
40
|
140
|
Whoa, there's a lot of moxie, some strength, and a tad of magic in this pocket.
|
| 291
|
140
|
70
|
40
|
You pull out a weird coin from your pocket with a note. "Heads, you'll gain power. Tails, you'll die." No biggie.... ... ... .. Heads, phew.
|
| 103
|
70
|
140
|
40
|
You pull a skull out of your pocket. It teaches you mysetries of the universe and some great 5 minute workout routines
|
| 205
|
40
|
70
|
140
|
You pull a small card from your pocket, "You are moxious and people like you." True!
|
| 358
|
130
|
130
|
|
A tiny scroll in this pocket describes how best to gain strength and magical power. Handy!
|
| 454
|
130
|
|
130
|
A short pamphlet in this pocket describes how best to gain muscles and moxie. Handy!
|
| 194
|
|
130
|
130
|
A little book in this pocket describes how best to gain mystical power and panache. Neat-o!
|
| 69
|
120
|
80
|
90
|
The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you strongly pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow weirdly for a moment. You feel healthy.
|
| 585
|
90
|
120
|
90
|
The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you wisely pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow strangely for a moment. You feel empowered.
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| 12
|
80
|
90
|
120
|
The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you sneakily pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow strangely for a moment. You feel good.
|
| 225
|
120
|
90
|
80
|
A box of cereal endorsed by an athlete? You've got to eat that. Whoa, it worked.
|
| 459
|
80
|
120
|
80
|
"Drink Me," reads the label. "Ok, random cup I pulled from my pocket filled with a glowly[sic] liquid," you think, "You're the boss!"
|
| 500
|
90
|
80
|
120
|
A glowing pill? Why not. That felt good.
|
| 1
|
100
|
100
|
100
|
Your body is pulled into your pocket and you emerge in a dimension where you are slightly better at everything.
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| Pocket |
Monster |
Text
|
| 646 |
1335 HaXx0r |
Whoa, some leet hackz0r has gotten into your pocket!
|
| 191 |
batrat |
Ahhh, a batrat flies out of your pocket and starts pestering you. Swat that thing.
|
| 306 |
big creepy spider |
Yikes! There's a spider in your pocket!
|
| 250 |
Blooper |
Bloop. Bloop. A strangely angular white squid floats out of your pocket while making a strange noise.
|
| 30 |
bookbat |
Look, it's a book. Attacking you!
|
| 490 |
Booze Giant |
The interior of these pockets must be huge. You just reached in and pulled out a booze giant. And now he's reaching out to stab you with a broken bottle.
|
| 612 |
bugbear-in-the-box |
Ah, a bugbear-in-the-box-in-the-pocket. And it wants to fight you.
|
| 317 |
Camel's Toe |
Normally you can't see the camel toe in a pocket (it's normally in the sky) so you better take care of this one
|
| 448 |
completely different spider |
Egad! There's a completely different spider in your pocket!
|
| 267 |
creepy clown |
Remember that common childhood dream that a creepy clown is hiding in the pocket of your pants? Now it's your reality.
|
| 47 |
dairy goat |
A dairy goat pops out of your pocket and looks ready to rumble.
|
| 143 |
dirty old lihc |
Nothing is creepier than having a dirty old man pop out of your shorts. Well, except what just happened, where the man is a lihc and it wants to kill you.
|
| 425 |
eXtreme Orcish snowboarder |
The orchish snowboarder in your pocket is extremely confused about how he went from shredding the mountain to shredding in your pocket, and is not happy about it.
|
| 402 |
Fruit Golem |
Nice, pocket fruit.... whoa, wait a minute. Why is the fruit attacking you?
|
| 589 |
Green Ops Soldier |
A cloud of green smoke oozes from your pocket and it's hard to tell
|
| 279 |
Hellion |
A hellion floats out of your pocket and looks all charged up for a fight.
|
| 136 |
Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman |
The knob goblin guarding that pocket is not going to let you in without a fight.
|
| 299 |
Knob Goblin Harem Girl |
Apparently there's a Knob Goblin Harem Girl in your pocket, and she is not happy to see you.
|
| 220 |
lobsterfrogman |
You pull a strange lobster, frog, and man hybrid out of your pocket and it lumbers angrily towards you, snapping its claws.
|
| 428 |
Mob Penguin Thug |
You reach into your pocket to see what's inside, and instead feel someone start pounding on your knuckles. Looks like you're going ot have to deal with this guy.
|
| 235 |
modern zmobie |
These shorts must be pretty new, because the zmobie that pops out to fight you looks pretty modern.
|
| 565 |
mountain man |
There's a bunch of rocks in this pocket. Oh, wait, no. Those rocks are a some sort of animated mountain of death.
|
| 363 |
pufferfish |
Ouch. You reach into your pocket and jab yourself on the spine of a pufferfish. A pufferfish that is somehow thriving in the air and attacking you.
|
| 452 |
pygmy shaman |
There's a tiny shaman and a cloud of mystical smoke inside your pocket. You can tell by his angry scowl that he's ready for a fight.
|
| 383 |
Skinflute |
A pocket is not where you should be keeping your skinflute. But someone did, and now it's coming after you.
|
| 666 |
smut orc pervert |
Oh no, it's super creepy to discover there was a smut orc pervert in your pocket. And now they want to beat you up.
|
| 443 |
War Hippy (space) cadet |
The hippy cadet in your pocket apparently meditated so hard that he transcended time and space and ended up in your pocket and kinda perturbed.
|
| 568 |
War Pledge |
A frat orc war pledge hid in the pocket of his own cargo shorts to escape patrol duty and he's not happy to have been discovered.
|
| Pocket |
First Effect |
Second Effect |
Text
|
| 193 |
Tetanus (10) |
|
You're not sure what exactly was in the pocket, but it was sharp and rusty! Ow!
|
| 416 |
Heal Thy Nanoself (50) |
|
Yeowch! You just jabbed your finger on a needle, and now you feel... better than usual?
|
| 148 |
Blood-Rich (60) |
|
You stick your hand into your pocket, and now you have an IV attached to your arm!
|
| 584 |
Extra-Thick Blood (80) |
|
Ouch! You just stabbed your finger on a needle, and now you feel... better than usual?
|
| 501 |
Space Cowboy (60) |
|
you prick your finger on something in your pocket and feel...weird
|
| 179 |
It's Soporiffic! (80) |
|
You prick your finger on something in your pocket, and feel... strange.
|
| 59 |
Vented Spleen (80) |
|
Ouch! Something just jabbed into a vein on your hand, and now your arteries are throbbing.
|
| 261 |
Tetanus (10) |
Heal Thy Nanoself (20) |
You jam your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|
| 539 |
Tetanus (10) |
Blood-Rich (30) |
You cram your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|
| 302 |
Tetanus (10) |
Extra-Thick Blood (40) |
You mash your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|
| 309 |
Tetanus (10) |
Space Cowboy (30) |
You push your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|
| 319 |
Tetanus (10) |
It's Soporiffic! (40) |
You slide your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|
| 32 |
Tetanus (10) |
Vented Spleen (40) |
You reach into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|
| 80 |
Heal Thy Nanoself (20) |
Blood-Rich (30) |
You put your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ow!
|
| 461 |
Heal Thy Nanoself (20) |
Extra-Thick Blood (40) |
You slide your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ouch!
|
| 10 |
Heal Thy Nanoself (20) |
Space Cowboy (30) |
You jam your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Darnit!
|
| 576 |
Heal Thy Nanoself (20) |
It's Soporiffic! (40) |
You thrust your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Dang!
|
| 150 |
Heal Thy Nanoself (20) |
Vented Spleen (40) |
You drive your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yeow!
|
| 126 |
Blood-Rich (30) |
Extra-Thick Blood (40) |
You cram your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yeowch!
|
| 659 |
Blood-Rich (30) |
Space Cowboy (30) |
You shove your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ugh.
|
| 522 |
Blood-Rich (30) |
It's Soporiffic! (40) |
You wedge your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Sigh.
|
| 326 |
Blood-Rich (30) |
Vented Spleen (40) |
You squeeze your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Grr
|
| 508 |
Extra-Thick Blood (40) |
Space Cowboy (30) |
You push your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ow ow ow!
|
| 21 |
Extra-Thick Blood (40) |
It's Soporiffic! (40) |
You mash your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Tarnation!
|
| 99 |
Extra-Thick Blood (40) |
Vented Spleen (40) |
You reach your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Why?
|
| 329 |
Space Cowboy (30) |
It's Soporiffic! (40) |
You move your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Argh.
|
| 273 |
Space Cowboy (30) |
Vented Spleen (40) |
You ram your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Blech.
|
| 73 |
It's Soporiffic! (40) |
Vented Spleen (40) |
You press your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yikes!
|
| Pocket |
First Effect |
Second Effect |
Text
|
| 140 |
Milk Studly (80) |
|
You find some long forgotten candy and you eat it without even looking at it!
|
| 328 |
Dweeby (80) |
|
You find a small box of candy and you eat it without even looking at it.
|
| 384 |
Just the Brown Ones (80) |
|
You find a small packet of candy and you eat it without even looking at it!
|
| 49 |
Discomfited (60) |
|
You discover a lone piece of candy that you pop into your mouth without even thinking. Whoops!
|
| 349 |
Sourpuss (80) |
|
Candy, nice! You pop it into your mouth and it is SO SOUR, omigod.
|
| 511 |
Vitamin-Maxed (80) |
|
You find a single multivitamin and swallow it dry like the animal you are.
|
| 393 |
|
Fire Down Below (20) |
You find some old sterno-flavored Hob-Os and gobble down the whole roll all at once.
|
| 575 |
|
Tundra Mouth (20) |
You find some old frostbite-flavored Hob-Os and scarf down the whole roll all at once.
|
| 64 |
|
Scariberi (20) |
You find some old strawberry-flavored Hob-Os and chomp down on the whole roll all at once.
|
| 637 |
|
Refuse Reflux (20) |
You find some old garbage-juice-flavored Hob-Os and slam down the whole roll all at once.
|
| 58 |
|
Cholestoriffic (20) |
You find some old fry-oil-flavored Hob-Os and down the whole roll all at once.
|
| 68 |
|
The Halls of Muscularity (40) |
Oh good, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
|
| 147 |
|
The Halls of Mysticality (40) |
Oh nice, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
|
| 379 |
|
The Halls of Moxiousness (40) |
Oh rad, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
|
| 342 |
|
The Strength... of the Future (40) |
Candy! No, wait. That was drugs.
|
| 180 |
|
The Wisdom... of the Future (40) |
Candy! No, hmm. That was drugs.
|
| 198 |
|
The Style... of the Future (40) |
Candy! No, uhh... That was drugs.
|
| 254 |
Milk Studly (40) |
Fire Down Below (10) |
The combination of cinnamon and chocolate candies that you just pulled from your pocket? Not too bad.
|
| 400 |
Milk Studly (40) |
Tundra Mouth (10) |
Reaching into your refrigerated pocket, you pull out an ice cold chocolate dud and pop it in your mouth.
|
| 555 |
Milk Studly (40) |
Scariberi (10) |
Chocolate covered strawberries. Delightful! Horrible!
|
| 320 |
Milk Studly (20) |
Refuse Reflux (10) |
Oh, goodie, someone picked chocolate protein pills out of the garbage and put them in your mouth! (Well, they put them in a pocket, you put them in your mouth.)
|
| 36 |
Milk Studly (40) |
Cholestoriffic (10) |
Whoever owned this pocket was obviously trying to bulk up up with their grease pills and protein pills. I guess you are as well.
|
| 611 |
Milk Studly (40) |
The Halls of Muscularity (20) |
There's some chewy nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
|
| 650 |
Milk Studly (40) |
The Halls of Mysticality (20) |
There's some mystical nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
|
| 170 |
Milk Studly (40) |
The Halls of Moxiousness (20) |
There's some fancy nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
|
| 321 |
Milk Studly (40) |
The Strength... of the Future (20) |
This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a large handful.
|
| 394 |
Milk Studly (40) |
The Wisdom... of the Future (20) |
This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a wise helping.
|
| 388 |
Milk Studly (40) |
The Style... of the Future (20) |
This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a moxious selection.
|
| 503 |
Dweeby (40) |
Fire Down Below (10) |
You read the label (dweeb) on the flaming box of candy as you try and finish it before the flames devour it.
|
| 560 |
Dweeby (40) |
Tundra Mouth (10) |
You read the label (dweeb) on the chilly box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
|
| 486 |
Dweeby (40) |
Scariberi (10) |
You read the label (dweeb) on the spooky box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
|
| 441 |
Dweeby (40) |
Refuse Reflux (10) |
You read the label (dweeb) on the stinky box of candy as you quickly eat it up
|
| 174 |
Dweeby (40) |
Cholestoriffic (10) |
You read the label (dweeb) on the slimey box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
|
| 334 |
Dweeby (40) |
The Halls of Muscularity (20) |
You fill your brain up by reading the label on the brawy lozenge you just slurped up.
|
| 648 |
Dweeby (40) |
The Halls of Mysticality (20) |
You fill your brain up by reading the label on the mystical lozenge you just slurped up.
|
| 359 |
Dweeby (40) |
The Halls of Moxiousness (20) |
You fill your brain up by reading the label on the fancy lozenge you just slurped up.
|
| 70 |
Dweeby (40) |
The Strength... of the Future (20) |
Brains and Brawn, the candy in your pocket sure packed a punch.
|
| 528 |
Dweeby (40) |
The Wisdom... of the Future (20) |
The candy you found in your pocket has made you feel smart and wise!
|
| 497 |
Dweeby (40) |
The Style... of the Future (20) |
Maybe your enhanced brainpower will stop you from automatically eating whatever candy you find in the next pocket you open. Probably not.
|
| 61 |
Just the Brown Ones (40) |
Fire Down Below (10) |
What's brown and sweet and hot all over? Chocolate coated fireballs. Like the one you just found and ate.
|
| 316 |
Just the Brown Ones (40) |
Tundra Mouth (10) |
Who's got to thumgs[sic] and just ate some freezing cold brown candy that they found in their pocket? You. (point your thumbs at yourself.)
|
| 406 |
Just the Brown Ones (40) |
Scariberi (10) |
What's brown and spooky? The candy you found in your pocket and ate just now.
|
| 211 |
Just the Brown Ones (40) |
Refuse Reflux (10) |
What's brown and smells like poop? The candy you found in your pocket and ate just now. Seriously, you just took it out of your fetid pocket and ate it.
|
| 202 |
Just the Brown Ones (40) |
Cholestoriffic (10) |
What's brown and greasey and in your digestive tract? The weird candy you found in your pocket.
|
| 24 |
Just the Brown Ones (40) |
The Halls of Muscularity (20) |
Finding an coppery lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
|
| 107 |
Just the Brown Ones (40) |
The Halls of Mysticality (20) |
Finding an ochre lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
|
| 435 |
Just the Brown Ones (40) |
The Halls of Moxiousness (20) |
Finding a tan lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
|
| 596 |
Just the Brown Ones (40) |
The Strength... of the Future (20) |
Well, the large brown capsule you found in your pocket wasn't meant to be eaten, right? It took a strong person to use it.
|
| 6 |
Just the Brown Ones (20) |
The Wisdom... of the Future (20) |
"Leyline Wads," read the label on the box of brown candies you just found in your pocket and downed without a thought.
|
| 638 |
Just the Brown Ones (40) |
The Style... of the Future (20) |
Whatever the brown candy you just found in your pocket was, it sure made you feel confident.
|
| 228 |
Discomfited (30) |
Fire Down Below (10) |
Fennel and Cinnamon Suck 'Ems, the new rage in the old folks home. Yum.
|
| 614 |
Discomfited (30) |
Tundra Mouth (10) |
Oh, a frozen fennel pop, you've been craving one of those.
|
| 201 |
Discomfited (30) |
Scariberi (10) |
You don't know what's worse, the terrible spicy taste from the first candy you found in your pocket, or the terror of strawberries you're experiencing from the second.
|
| 288 |
Discomfited (30) |
Refuse Reflux (10) |
Popping the candies you found in your pocket may have been a mistake. Fennel and Garbage do not compliment each other.
|
| 482 |
Discomfited (30) |
Cholestoriffic (10) |
You pull out a candy. It's one of those juice filled ones. The ouside tastes weird, some weird spice... but the inside will. Oh, god. It's filled with grease.
|
| 563 |
Discomfited (30) |
The Halls of Muscularity (20) |
Turns out terrible candy can't destroy you, only make you stronger.
|
| 269 |
Discomfited (30) |
The Halls of Mysticality (20) |
After eating the candy you found in your pocket, you quickly start sucking on the lozenge you found to try and kill the taste.
|
| 593 |
Discomfited (30) |
The Halls of Moxiousness (20) |
After eating the treat you found in your pocket, you quickly start sucking on the lozenge you found to try and kill your mouth[sic]
|
| 665 |
Discomfited (30) |
The Strength... of the Future (20) |
Fennel candy, whatever, it didn't kill you so you'll probably be stronger.
|
| 152 |
Discomfited (30) |
The Wisdom... of the Future (20) |
After eating the strange, kinda nasty, candy in your pocket, you feel like maybe you'll be wiser in the future.
|
| 162 |
Discomfited (30) |
The Style... of the Future (20) |
For someone that's feeling so sly... you weren't very sly a second ago when you popped the random candies from the pocket of your spooky pants into your mouth.
|
| 18 |
Sourpuss (40) |
Fire Down Below (10) |
The candy you just found in your pocket and ate reminds you vaguelly of Tom Yum soup. Hot and Sour. Not bad.
|
| 558 |
Sourpuss (40) |
Tundra Mouth (10) |
Well, the sum of the candy you just found and ate is a delightfully sour chill. Too bad you didn't read the labels.
|
| 615 |
Sourpuss (40) |
Scariberi (10) |
You just invented a new flavor, spour. Well, your pocket invented it.
|
| 527 |
Sourpuss (40) |
Refuse Reflux (10) |
What do you call a super sour burp? No, seriously, you need to know, because the candy you just ate from your pocket has taken you to new levels of yeuch.
|
| 90 |
Sourpuss (40) |
Cholestoriffic (10) |
You'd never take random pills that you found in your occult pocket. But candy, why not? Now you've just got to reconcile your sour and gross feelings.
|
| 391 |
Sourpuss (40) |
The Halls of Muscularity (20) |
The sour taste in your mouth from the random pocket candy doesn't kill you, so you'll probably be stronger.
|
| 204 |
Sourpuss (40) |
The Halls of Mysticality (20) |
After thoughtlessly eating the candy you found in your pocke, your realize that maybe you need to work on your wisdom.
|
| 77 |
Sourpuss (40) |
The Halls of Moxiousness (20) |
Sour and savoir faire, that's what you just pulled from your pocket and popped in your mouth.
|
| 380 |
Sourpuss (40) |
The Strength... of the Future (20) |
There's some candy in this pocket. After eating them, your mouth is so puckered that you build muscles just trying to keep your mouth from imploding.
|
| 114 |
Sourpuss (40) |
The Wisdom... of the Future (20) |
One of the candies from your pocket is so sour that you mouth is puckered shut. But, great wisdom is found in the silences.
|
| 341 |
Sourpuss (40) |
The Style... of the Future (20) |
You pop some candys from your pocket into your mouth. One of them is so sour, that you start to pucker, but you manage to shape your lips into a stylish pose.
|
| 487 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
Fire Down Below (10) |
A flaming handful of vitamins? Why not!
|
| 422 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
Tundra Mouth (10) |
A handful of freezing cold pills? Sure, let's take those.
|
| 610 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
Scariberi (10) |
Bright red pills with tiny weird seeds, what could go wrong?
|
| 131 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
Refuse Reflux (10) |
Let's see, pill, pill, garbage, pill, garbage? Two garbages and three pills a day keeps the doctor away, is what they say.
|
| 31 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
Cholestoriffic (10) |
You pull out a large pill coated in a think layer of grease. The grease helps it slide right down.
|
| 305 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
The Halls of Muscularity (20) |
Sour plum lozenges and vitamins, two great medicines that go great together.
|
| 465 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
The Halls of Mysticality (20) |
A tingly lozenge and bottle of pills? You swallow the bunch and suck on the other. In the reverse order.
|
| 215 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
The Halls of Moxiousness (20) |
Obviosuly you eat the unwrapped lozenge and handful of pills you pulled out of your pocket.
|
| 117 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
The Strength... of the Future (20) |
A vial of pills labeled, "strength mix." Good enough for me.
|
| 13 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
The Wisdom... of the Future (20) |
A vial of pills labeled, "brain mix." Good enough for me.
|
| 241 |
Vitamin-Maxed (40) |
The Style... of the Future (20) |
A vial of pills labeled, "style mix." Good enough for me.
|
| Pocket |
Effect |
Text
|
| 56 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
That pocket contained a tiny campfire.
|
| 72 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
Turns out it's just a pocket full of steam.
|
| 214 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
Ow, that pocket had a curling iron in it, and it was still plugged in!
|
| 221 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
Yow, it's full of hot coals!
|
| 231 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
This pocket is full of scalding coffee.
|
| 239 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
Yowch, that pocket contained a dollhouse fireplace, and the fire was lit!
|
| 253 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
Ahhh! Pocket full of fire! Pocket full of fire!
|
| 371 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
This pocket was somehow full of boiling water.
|
| 579 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
Yow, that pocket had a lit candle in it!
|
| 608 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
That pocket contained a very small amount of molten lava.
|
| 652 |
Sizzlin' Hand (20) |
That pocket had a portable barbecue grill in it. Extremely portable.
|
| 104 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
Argh, somebody dropped an ice cube in this pocket while you weren't looking. What a prank!
|
| 120 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
This pocket is full of hailstones the size of golf balls!
|
| 178 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
Ah, somebody was keeping a sno-cone in this pocket.
|
| 240 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
The pocket was full of some kind of futuristic ice cream.
|
| 256 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
Oof, that pocket was full of mentholatum.
|
| 410 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
That pocket contained a loose scoop of ice cream.
|
| 464 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
That pocket had a fudgesicle in it.
|
| 514 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
Somebody was apparently saving a pocket full of snow from last winter.
|
| 535 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
That pocket had a tiny model igloo in it.
|
| 562 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
This pocket had a couple of drams of liquid nitrogen in it.
|
| 663 |
Frosty Hand (20) |
The pocket was full of dry ice.
|
| 11 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
A raven flies out of the pocket, glares at you, and flies off into the night. Sinister!
|
| 23 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
That pocket contains a chilling, ominous mist.
|
| 42 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
Oh no, that pocket was full of unearthly moaning!
|
| 138 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
Oh no! The pocket was full of ghosts!
|
| 337 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
A bat flies out of the pocket. Yikes!
|
| 385 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
Oh no! That pocket was full of spiders!
|
| 446 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
Aaaaargh! Pocket full of blood!
|
| 499 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
That pocket contained a tiny vampire. It hisses at you before turning into a tiny bat and flying away.
|
| 516 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
That pocket contains a chorus of ghostly wailing!
|
| 620 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
That pocket was full of dark secrets. You shudder.
|
| 634 |
Spooky Hand (20) |
Yikes! That pocket contained a startling noise!
|
| 62 |
Foul Hand (20) |
That pocket was full of loose garbage.
|
| 85 |
Foul Hand (20) |
Ugh, somebody was using this pocket as an impromptu compost bin.
|
| 216 |
Foul Hand (20) |
That pocket was full of sewer scrapings. Blech.
|
| 224 |
Foul Hand (20) |
The pocket is currently empty, but you can tell with 100% certainty that it used to contain a skunk.
|
| 258 |
Foul Hand (20) |
That pocket contained a whole herd of stinkbugs.
|
| 323 |
Foul Hand (20) |
That pocket had a tiny dollhouse toilet in it.
|
| 332 |
Foul Hand (20) |
Eww, someone clearly let their pet ferret live in this pocket.
|
| 367 |
Foul Hand (20) |
Ah. Somebody has let their cat use this pocket as a litterbox. Fantastic.
|
| 372 |
Foul Hand (20) |
Great. Somebody was saving a pocket full of rat droppings.
|
| 432 |
Foul Hand (20) |
This pocket has a fish in it, and judging bythe smell, it's been there for at least three days.
|
| 598 |
Foul Hand (20) |
Somebody was keeping their wet dog hair in this pocket.
|
| 43 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
Ew, that pocket was full of shaving cream.
|
| 134 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
The pocket was full of old pudding.
|
| 192 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
The pocket was full of butter. Yuck.
|
| 232 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
The pocket was full of half-evaporated cologne.
|
| 257 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
Augh, it's full of old fryer oil. Some hippy was probably saving it to use as fuel for their terrible van.
|
| 264 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
This pocket is full of motor oil.
|
| 314 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
Somebody was apparently using this pocket to store their loose lard.
|
| 436 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
That pocket was full of used napkins from a pizzeria.
|
| 586 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
That pocket was full to the brim with mayonaisse.
|
| 624 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
Gross, that pocket was full of greasy old barber hair.
|
| 635 |
Nasty Hand (20) |
Eww, it's full of bacon grease
|
| Pocket |
Effect |
Text
|
| 53 |
Very Attractive (20) |
This pocket is filled with neon paint, and when you try to wipe it off, you get it all over yourself.
|
| 154 |
Very Attractive (20) |
A poltergiest flies out of the pocket when you open the flap and starts following you around screeching, "over here, look over here!"
|
| 336 |
Very Attractive (20) |
You reach into the pocket and discover some sort of strange scented, but oddly enticing, liquid. You can't seem to wipe if off your hand.
|
| 552 |
Very Attractive (20) |
A giant arrow flies out of the pocket, zooms around, and then settles a few feet about your head, pointing directly at you.
|
| 626 |
Very Attractive (20) |
A haunting melody floats out of the pocket and you can't help but hum along as loudly as you can.
|
| 347 |
Barely Visible (20) |
"Almost Invisibility" reads the label on the vial in your pocket, you quaff it before you really thinking about it.
|
| 470 |
Barely Visible (20) |
There's a ghostly presence inside this pocket and it oozes into your body. Weird, you can see through yourself.
|
| 479 |
Barely Visible (20) |
You find a half-used pink eraser in your pocket and use it to erase any evidence of your presence.
|
| 564 |
Barely Visible (20) |
You find a tube of a transparent liquid in your pocket and decide to just slather it all over yourself. Your skin becomes transparent.
|
| 588 |
Barely Visible (20) |
You reach into your pocket and find a huge gaping space, so instead of pulling something out, you crawl inside and hide.
|
| 34 |
Finding Stuff (20) |
You read the label on the vial before sucking down the contents, "Good Looking." This'll probably make you super attractive!
|
| 86 |
Finding Stuff (20) |
Spectacles made out of ice? Those won't last long in this heat.
|
| 238 |
Finding Stuff (20) |
You find a flimsy magnifying glass in your pocket, this'll help you find stuff for a while.
|
| 274 |
Finding Stuff (20) |
You reach into your pocket and pull out a real sense of self-sufficiency.
|
| 583 |
Finding Stuff (20) |
Disposable, magical, possibly occut contact lenses? Sure, let's put them in our eyes.
|
| 112 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What is a skeleton's favorite competitive college sport? A: Skeleton crew."
|
| 119 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: How does a skeleton know what's about to happen? A: He feels it in his bones."
|
| 163 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to school? A: His heart wasn't in it."
|
| 188 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why do skeletons tell so many jokes? A: Because they're very humerus."
|
| 209 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't go to work? A: Lazy bones."
|
| 260 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts."
|
| 272 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton chef say? A: Bone Apetit!"
|
| 307 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: The trombone.
|
| 370 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why don't skeletons watch horror movies? A: They don't have the stomach for it."
|
| 387 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton bring to the picnic? A: Spare ribs."
|
| 433 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton serve his tea in? A: Bone china."
|
| 437 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why do skeletons stay so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin."
|
| 513 |
Joke-Mad (20) |
This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What instruments can a skeleton NOT play. A: His organs."
|
| 98 |
Wary (20) |
A spider bites your finger, then skitters away. Dangit!
|
| 259 |
Wary (20) |
The pocket contains an ant, which crawls onto the palm of your hand. "Hey, little guy, what's OUCH!" you say, as the ant betrays you.
|
| 297 |
Wary (20) |
This pocket contains a sleeping baby bat. Angry at having been awoken, it bites you on the hand and flaps away into the night.
|
| 340 |
Wary (20) |
A mosquito buzzes out of the pocket and stings you on the leg.
|
| 377 |
Wary (20) |
A flea, startled awake by your rummaging, bites you on the arm and then hops away.
|
| 395 |
Wary (20) |
Some invisibly small insect bites your hand as you reach into the pocket. Was it a mite? I suppose it might have been.
|
| 398 |
Wary (20) |
A snake, concealed in the bottom of the pocket, bites you on the hand before slithering away. Who keeps a snake in their shorts?
|
| 424 |
Wary (20) |
The pocket contains a tiny pressed flower, which attracts a nearby bee, which stings you. You crush the pressed flower in a fit of bee-induced rage.
|
| 505 |
Wary (20) |
Unfortunately, the pocket contains a live scorpion.
|
| 530 |
Wary (20) |
Turns out a wasp was sleeping in there, which you learn by way of a painful finger sting.
|
| 656 |
Wary (20) |
A moth flutters out of the pocket and lands on the tip of your nose. You brush it away, but not before it bites you. Dangit! You didn't even know moths had mouths.
|
| Pocket |
Effect |
Text
|
| 386 |
Hot Hands (10) |
Ah jeez, it's full of hot ashes!
|
| 227 |
Cold Hands (10) |
Yikes, it's full of ice cubes!
|
| 641 |
Spooky Hands (10) |
Augh, it's full of grave dirt!
|
| 382 |
Stinky Hands (10) |
Ew, it's full of rat droppings!
|
| 66 |
Sleazy Hands (10) |
Ew, it's full of bacon grease!
|
| 655 |
Charrrming (80) |
You discover a wadded up pirate pamphlet which you quickly read and then discard.
|
| 582 |
Carrrsmic (80) |
You discover a wadded up pirate tract which you quickly read and then discard.
|
| 278 |
Muscularrr (80) |
You discover a wadded up pirate brochure which you quickly read and then discard.
|
| 97 |
Smile of the Vole (20)
Full HP/MP restore |
A small spirit vole scurries out of the pocket. So cute. Just seeing it makes you feel great.
|
| 165 |
Extra Terrestrial (20)
Full HP/MP restore |
It feels like hours go by as you are enraptured by the strange light that emanates from your pocket. Groovy.
|
| 166 |
Coming Up Roses (20)
Full HP/MP restore |
A mysterious scent wafts out of the pocket, filling your nostrils and leaving you refreshed.
|
| 345 |
Glo-Face (20)
Full HP/MP restore |
Zap! A bolt of power jolts ouf[sic] out of the pocket energizing your from the tips of your toes to the tip of your nose.
|
| 442 |
Uncaged Power (20)
Full HP/MP restore |
You reach into the pocket and feel a tingle that starts at your finger tips and fills you with energy!
|
| 664 |
Waxing Mystical (20)
Full HP/MP restore |
A mysterious force rushes out of the pocket and through your body.
|
| 603 |
20-20 Second Sight (60) |
You find a single-use contact and apply it directly to your forehead.
|
| 200 |
Abominably Slippery (50) |
Ugh, what was that?
|
| 644 |
Ancestral Disapproval (80) |
You find a letter from your great-great-grandfather, read it, and then get depressed.
|
| 92 |
Artificially Sweet (40) |
Candy! No, wait. Sap.
|
| 447 |
Assaulted with Pepper (40) |
A pocket full of pepper? That inexplicably exploded all over you? Ugh!
|
| 496 |
Barking Mad (40) |
Chocolate! No, wait. Tree bark.
|
| 15 |
Black Eyes (80) |
This pocket contains horrors man was not meant to see.
|
| 469 |
Bloody Hand (10) |
Ow! Apparently that pocket was full of broken glass.
|
| 361 |
Bored Stiff (10) |
A diary! You read it cover to cover.
|
| 57 |
Bruised Jaw (5) |
You open your pocket and a small sphere shoots out of it and hits you in the face! Ouch!
|
| 420 |
Burning Hands (30) |
Holy crap, that pocket was full of fire!
|
| 263 |
Celestial Sheen (50) |
This pocket is very deep and very full of some kind of weird oil.
|
| 236 |
Chocolate Reign (80) |
Chocolate pocket!
|
| 243 |
Clumsy (10) |
A pocket full of liquid butter? Eugh!
|
| 647 |
Cold, Dead Hands (20) |
Yikes, it's full of frozen cremains!
|
| 118 |
Coldfinger (10) |
That pocket was full of dry ice. You know this because it got painfully stuck to your finger.
|
| 613 |
Crotchety, Pining (40) |
Pasta! No, wait. Pine needles.
|
| 186 |
Danish Cunning (60) |
This pocket contains both a bird and a cutting tool, and you can distinguish between them!
|
| 206 |
Dragged Through the Coals (10) |
Ow! Hot hot hot!
|
| 171 |
Eye of the Lihc (80) |
Ugh, gross, is that an eyeball?
|
| 151 |
Eye of the Seal (80) |
You find a grape and pop it into your mouth. Oh god, that wasn't a grape!
|
| 343 |
Filthworm Drone Stench (5) |
There is a faint hiss as you open the pocket and a cloud of stench wafts out. "Why not," you think as you linger in the cloud.
|
| 519 |
First Eye Blind (10) |
You open your pocket and a small sphere shoots out of it and hits you in the eye! Ouch!
|
| 102 |
Fresh Scent (50) |
Oh, some deoderant! Might as well freshen up.
|
| 160 |
Frozen Hands (50) |
That pocket was apparently full of snow.
|
| 195 |
Funky Coal Patina (80) |
Like a tiny volcano your pocket erupts, and now you're covered in dust.
|
| 592 |
Go-Gone (50) |
Embroidered inside this pocket is a picture of a pair of boots. It makes you feel things!
|
| 543 |
Hairy Palms (50) |
Eww, a pocket full of lotion? Why?
|
| 155 |
Hippy Stench (50) |
You don't know what exactly you just touched in there, but now
|
| 226 |
Incensed (80) |
Incense pocket?
|
| 352 |
It's Electric! (50) |
You stick your hand into the pocket and get a tremendous shock!
|
| 244 |
Itchy Trigger Finger (30) |
That pocket was apparently full of itching powder.
|
| 365 |
Jazz Hands (80) |
A bar of soap? Wait, what are your hands doing now?
|
| 509 |
Jittery (90) |
This pocket is not your cup of tea. It's somebody else's, which you drink quickly before they notice.
|
| 451 |
Knob Goblin Perfume (20) |
You find a bottle in your pocket, fumble it, and are now covered in perfume.
|
| 290 |
Litterbug (20) |
You find a gum wrapper which you casually toss aside, you monster.
|
| 110 |
Mallowed Out (10) |
Huh, a gigantic calorie-free roasted marshmallow? What will they think of next?
|
| 617 |
Medieval Mage Mayhem (60) |
Huh, an old scroll. Can't hurt to read it aloud, right?
|
| 318 |
Missing Fingers (10) |
Ah, good. That pocket contained a spring-loaded cigar cutter.
|
| 466 |
Mystically Oiled (50) |
You find some ointment in that pocket and decide to rub it all over yourself.
|
| 521 |
Nuts about Candy (80) |
You get so excited about what kind of candy this pocket might contain that you forget to finish searching it!
|
| 159 |
Ocelot Eyes (80) |
Oh gross! It wasn't figurative after all!
|
| 645 |
Old School Pompadour (50) |
You find some pomade, which you immediately brush through your hair. Niiiiice.
|
| 657 |
One For Tea (50) |
A mug of freshly brewed tea? What? How?
|
| 213 |
Overconfident (20) |
In this pocket you find more confidence than is appropriate for one person.
|
| 100 |
Pork Power (80) |
Pork pocket!
|
| 549 |
Saucefingers (10) |
Ah. This pocket is apparently where you keep your loose spaghetti sauce.
|
| 544 |
Slimy Hands (50) |
You are revolted to discover that that pocket is full of discarded oyster shells.
|
| 271 |
Sludgesick (80) |
You find a popsicle! You finish it off before it has a chance to melt. It was disgusting.
|
| 507 |
Smokin' (50) |
A lit cigarette? Wait, your pocket is on fire! You manage to put it out, but now there's a thick haze all around you.
|
| 156 |
Sticky Fingers (10) |
Gross, it was a pocket full of tree sap.
|
| 471 |
Sticky Hands (30) |
Apparently that pocket was full of tar.
|
| 289 |
Stinking Cloud (80) |
Ugh, a pocket full of lit cigars!
|
| 633 |
Strong Grip (60) |
You find a hand exerciser and give yourself a manual workout.
|
| 293 |
Stuck-Up Hair (50) |
You stick your hand into the pocket and get a mighty shock!
|
| 5 |
Super Vision (40) |
Inside the pocket you discover a button, which you press! Things immediately get weird.
|
| 95 |
Thick-Skinned (60) |
This pocket was coated in a weird cream. Now it's all over you.
|
| 185 |
Twinklebritches (80) |
You find a... switch? Which you flip, and suddenly your lower half is glowing!
|
| 494 |
Vinegavotte (50) |
A thimble full of liquid? Best to drink it before you stop to think what it might be.
|
| 556 |
Well-Rested (60) |
You spend so long looking for something in this pocket that you fall asleep. When you wake up, you feel great!
|
| 35 |
Well-Swabbed Ear (60) |
A Q-tip? Might as well go at it.
|
| 360 |
What's That Smell? (80) |
There's nothing in this pocket, but when you pull your hand out it smells like asparagus.
|
| 219 |
Wreathed in Smoke (40) |
A smoke machine?
|
These pockets each produce an item which can be used to fight a monster not found anywhere else.
| Pocket |
Item |
Text
|
| 335 |
black paisley oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 356 |
black plastic oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 618 |
black polka-dot oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 190 |
black striped oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 212 |
blue paisley oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 629 |
blue plastic oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 475 |
blue polka-dot oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 427 |
blue striped oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 661 |
lavender paisley oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 51 |
lavender plastic oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 574 |
lavender polka-dot oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 445 |
lavender striped oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 276 |
mauve paisley oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 255 |
mauve plastic oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 622 |
mauve polka-dot oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 453 |
mauve striped oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 14 |
off-white paisley oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 581 |
off-white plastic oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 473 |
off-white polka-dot oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 294 |
off-white striped oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 3 |
puce paisley oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 390 |
puce plastic oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 605 |
puce polka-dot oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 492 |
puce striped oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 308 |
red paisley oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 462 |
red plastic oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 534 |
red polka-dot oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 415 |
red striped oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 313 |
yellow paisley oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 223 |
yellow plastic oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 137 |
yellow polka-dot oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
| 315 |
yellow striped oyster egg |
Oh hey, this pocket has an old oyster egg in it.
|
Syllables are randomized per player and per ascension. Together, and with spaces in place of underscores, the syllables spell out a demon name.
"You pull a note out of your pocket. It's wrapped around a pile of meat."
| Pocket |
Ciphertext |
Plaintext
|
| 82 |
FORPL QDL QDMOQLLV XRMZJOX ALOL |
Brave the thirteen sailors were
|
| 531 |
QDJKTD ALQ FLDMVC QDL LROX |
though wet behind the ears
|
| 246 |
LGFROUMVT JV QDRQ QKLXCRI HJO |
Embarking on that Tuesday for
|
| 108 |
R PJIRTL JH QAJ ILROX |
a voyage of two years
|
| 632 |
VJ FZRSU SRQ SOJXXLC QDL TOLRQ XDMW'X WRQD |
No black cat crossed the great ship's path
|
| 245 |
VJ CMOL SOJA SRALC MQX VRGL |
no dire crow cawed its name
|
| 45 |
QDL XQROX ALOL OMTDQ, QDL DJZC ARX QMTDQ |
The stars were right, the hold was tight
|
| 640 |
QDL XLR KVSJGGJV QRGL |
the sea uncommon tame
|
| 623 |
DJA HJOQKVLX XDMHQ, HJO QDKOXCRI'X TMHQ: |
How fortunes shift, for Thursday's gift:
|
| 444 |
QDL QJA'OMVT GRXQ XQJOG-DLAV |
the tow'ring mast storm-hewn
|
| 628 |
M CJ VJQ, XRMC QDL VRPMTRQJO |
I do not, said the navigator
|
| 561 |
OLSJTVMYL QDRQ GJJV |
recognize that moon
|
| 457 |
SJGWRXX ADMOZMVT, XRMZX KVHKOZMVT |
Compass whirling, sails unfurling
|
| 658 |
GRMV CLSU XZMSU AMQD ARPLX |
main deck slick with waves
|
| 502 |
XQORVTL XLRX, MQ XLLGX, QDL SRWQRMV ADLLYLC |
Strange seas, it seems, the captain wheezed
|
| 375 |
ROL RWQ QJ FL JKO TORPLX |
are apt to be our graves
|
| 181 |
QDL XUI RVC ARQLO XDROLC JVL HRSL |
The sky and water shared one face
|
| 520 |
QDRQ XVLLOLC AMQD ZMTDQVMVT QLLQD |
that sneered with lightning teeth
|
| 405 |
R ORTMVT SISZJVL GMOOJOMVT |
A raging cyclone mirroring
|
| 540 |
QDL XAMOZMVT WJJZ FLVLRQD |
the swirling pool beneath
|
| 153 |
OLLU JH JYJVL, FOMGXQJVL XQMVUMVT |
Reek of ozone, brimstone stinking
|
| 330 |
[WJLG SKQ JHH FI XDMW XMVUMVT] |
[poem cut off by ship sinking]
|
fancy chess set, usable once per day to lose 10 adventures or gain 100 turns of Yeg's Glory.
