What has it got in its pocketses?

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What has it got in its pocketses?
There appear to be 666 pockets on these shorts. Which one do you want to open today?
Reach into pocket
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and 		take something out.
(or pick a pocket below)


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Nevermind

Notes

  • Occurs when clicking the [use] link of Cargo Cultist Shorts.
  • You can open one pocket per day.
  • You can open a pocket while falling-down drunk.
  • If some pockets have been opened in this ascension, the first line changes to:
There appear to be 666 pockets on these shorts. Which one do you want to open today? (You've already opened X of them.)
  • After clicking a choice, if a pocket was opened today:
It seems like the power of the pockets has been exhausted for the day.
  • Choosing "Nevermind" results in:
You decide to leave your pockets unplundered for now.
  • Trying to open a pocket that was already opened in this ascension:
That pocket is empty.
  • Entering something that is not a number between 1 and 666:
That's not a pocket.
  • Opening all 666 pockets in one ascension will cause them to reset with the message:
"Well, looks like that was the last pocket," you think before flipping your cargo shorts inside out and starting over!
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