What a Tosser

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What a Tosser
What a Tosser

You're aprpoached by a ragged-looking Elf hobo waving a white stocking.

"Please, Adventurer, don't hurt 'em. Er... me. I'm just an out-of-work Crimbo Elf trying to make an honest nickel."

"I'm listening," you reply.

"I've got a heck of a deal for you, here. It's one of the catapults we used to use to toss presents down chimneys. Almost new, and I'll give it to you for just 50 hobo nickels. Whaddya say?"

(You currently have N hobo nickels.)

Buy the gift-a-pult (50 nickels)
  • With 50 hobo nickels:

You give him the nickels, and he says "Take my gift-a-pult. Please." You oblige.

Papult.gifYou acquire an item: gift-a-pult
  • Without 50 hobo nickels:

You can't afford to buy it.

Don't buy it

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Occured at Elf Alley, semi-rarely.


  • The "Take my gift-a-pult" line is a parody of Henny Youngman's famous "Take my wife, please!" joke.