What Warbears Are Good For
You finally fight your way to an area that's refreshingly warbear-free. At first glance, it seems to be some kind of war room: there's a map on the wall with pins stuck in it, and a couple of racks of meringue pies in case someone wants to throw them.
Then you see the coffee machine, the refrigerator, and the inspirational posters and realize it's the warbear break room. There's a vending machine on the wall, but instead of snacks, it seems to be full of random bits of warbear technology. Oh, and instead of a coin slot or anything, there's just a keypad with weird runes on it and a big red button.
You press a few runes at random, and the red button lights up. You're not the kind of person who's not going to push a big glowing red button, are you?
|Push That Button|
You push the button and a random assortment of warbear tech clanks into the slot at the bottom. You don't know what to do with it, so you take it to Uncle Crimbo.
"Great work, kid! I knew the elves were wrong about you!" he says. "With this stuff, I can start work on my War Machine, and we can build some machines in K.R.A.M.P.U.S. to help you fight those warbears!
Occurs at WarBear Fortress (First Level)
- Apparently occurs after defeating 50 Warbear Foot Soldiers.