Wet seal

Wet seal
Monster ID	802
Locations	using a figurine of a slippery seal
Hit Points	200
Attack	175
Defense	157
No-Hit	185
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	demon
Elements	None
Resistance	All damage not caused by a club is reduced to 1.
Monster Parts	head, tail, torso
Drops mannequin leg, seal lube
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a wet seal

You light the candles and speak the ancient words. The air around you becomes humid, almost... greasy. A wet plop announces the arrival of your foe.

It's an infernal Seal, and by the looks of it, it comes from one of the more slippery parts of the Abyss. It squelches toward you with a lascivious glint in its beady little eyes.

Hit Message(s):

It licks your <calf> with its long slimy tongue. Ouch! Ow! Eek! Ugh!

It slaps you with its big greasy tail. It's a tale told by a seal, full of pain and slime, signifying disgust. Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Eek!

It slips you a Mickey Finn, then slaps you with a sticky fin. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It grabs you in its slippery fins and plants a big wet kiss on you. Eek! Ow! Eek! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to lick your <bung> with its long, slimy tongue, but you're not gonna let anybody use your <nipple> as a stamp.

It tries to slap you with its big greasy tail, but you've heard that one before.

It tries to slap you with a slippery fin, but you give it the slip.

Fumble Message:

It slips in its own grease and falls flat on its back. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: seal lube (35% chance)*

You acquire an item: mannequin leg (5% chance)*

Notes

• Summoned by figurine of a slippery seal or (sometimes) depleted uranium seal figurine.

References

• Wet Seal is a young women's clothing store.
• The greasy tail hit message references Macbeth (Act V, sc. v): "it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."