This is a weretaco -- an ordinary man, who, when the moon is full, turns into a half-man, half-taco monstrosity.
Incidentally, for you detail-oriented people out there -- the weretaco's lycanthropic cycle is not tied to Ronald or Grimace, but to some completely unrelated moon in some completely unrelated alternate dimension. That's why you never see him turn into a human. Seriously.
He bites you with his taco-fied fangs. Ugh! Oof!
He slices you with his shell and squeezes salsa into the wound. Yeeeeeow! Oof! Ow!
The weretaco's cheeks suddenly expand, almost as if he's filling them with fluid. Before you can wonder a number of things, including how a crunch tortilla shell can move like that, he spits jabanero sauce all over you. Ugh! Ooh!
He crunches you between his shells, but crunches too hard and crumbles.
He bites you with his fangs, but fortunately his fangs are made of shredded cheese.
He squeezes chorizo onto you, but you quickly eat it before it can leave an acid burn.
He tries to slice you with his shell, but you haven't come out of your shell yet, and it's too thick to break through.
He rears up, ready to slice you with his crunchy shell... and suddenly turns into a highly embarrassed, naked man. You point and laugh. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 26-38 Meat (average: 32, stdev: 2.83)*|
|You acquire an item: taco shell (32.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: uncooked chorizo (31.7% chance)*|
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
|You acquire an item: wilted lettuce (100% chance)*|
|You gain 3-4 <substat>.|
Occurs at Tower Ruins.
- The Weretaco refers to an asymmetric.net article (dated Wednesday, June 7, 2000) about the Weretaco itself.
- The taco turning into a naked man is a reference to the arcade game Rampage. In this game, the player controls one of three giant monsters. When their health bars reach zero, the monsters shrink into normal-sized naked humans.