Welcome to the Footlocker

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Welcome to the Footlocker
Welcome to the Footlocker

You walk into the barracks and find yourself alone among the filthy straw mattresses. As you turn to leave, you notice that one of the guards has forgotten to lock his footlocker.

Wanna check it out?

Loot the locker

You open the footlocker and find one of the Guards' polearms. There are many like it, but now this one is yours!

Goblinpole.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite polearm
or, if you already have the polearm

Nestled among the random bits of clutter in the footlocker, you find a perfectly serviceable pair of pants. Score!

Elitepants.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite pants
or, if you already have both pants and polearm

Nestled among the unmentionables (and believe me, you wouldn't want to mention them anyway,) you find a spare helmet.

Elitehelm.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite helm
or, if you possess the complete outfit

You open the footlocker and find a jelly donut. You figure if its owner's superior officer finds it, he'll probably give him a humiliating lecture in front of the other guards, so you're really doing him a favor by keeping it for yourself.

Jellydonut.gifYou acquire an item: Knob jelly donut

Leave the scene

You decide that anything a Knob Goblin likes enough to keep in his footlocker is probably something you don't want. You take your leave.


  • Choosing "Leave the scene" does not consume an adventure.
  • Has a cap of 8 turns between occurrences (9 turns if skipping the adventure). It can happen more frequently, including twice in a row.


  • Two references to the movie Full Metal Jacket:
    • In the movie, Pyle gets punished for hiding a doughnut in his footlocker.
    • There is also a scene featuring the line "There are many like it, but this one is mine", when the recruits quote the Rifleman's Creed.