Weather underground dweller
Weather underground dweller | |
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Monster ID | 708 |
Locations | Mt. Molehill |
Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
Attack | Scales with player stats (Base Moxie + 5) |
Defense | Scales with player stats |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | humanoid |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
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Manuel Entry | |
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This underground dweller is a member of a tribe that controls the weather. In his hand is an evil-looking device bristling with knobs, levers, switches, and dials.
You'd think that a mountain peak or an open field would be a better location for weather control, and that's why you're not the one controlling the weather.
Hit Message(s):
He pulls a lever on his sinister-looking device. Lightning arcs from it and straight into you. Oof!
He pushes a button on his sinister-looking device. A miniature volcano erupts underneath you, burying you in liquid hot magma. Argh! (hot damage)
He twists a dial on his sinister-looking device. Freezing cold rain washes over you. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He flips a switch on his sinister-looking device. Whind whips through the tunnel with an unearthly moan. Eek! (spooky damage)
He pushes a button on his sinister-looking device. A sulfurous wind from caverns far underground whips through the tunnel. Or at least that's what you hope happened. Ugh! (stench damage)
He strikes a series of keys on his sinister-looking device. A clammy fog rolls in and wraps around you a little too familiarly. Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He pokes a button, twists a dial, and pulls a lever on his device. It sparks and sputters, but nothing happens. Frustrated, he pounds the device against a wall, setting loose a landslide that buries you in boulder-y goodness. Argh! Ouch! Ooh!
He pulls a lever on his sinister-looking device. A bolt of lightning strikes you, but you're well grounded. Get it?
He pushes a button on his sinister-looking device, but nothing happens. Maybe he was just changing the channel on his TV.
He twists a dial on his sinister-looking device, but nothing happens. Maybe he just opened somebody's garage door somewhere.
He flips a switch on his sinister-looking device, but nothing happens. Maybe he should switch switches.
He pushes a button on his sinister-looking device. A sulfurous wind blows through the tunnel, and he looks suitably embarrassed.
He strikes a series of keys on his sinister-looking device, but nothing happens. Maybe he was just sending a text message.
He twists a button, pokes a lever, and pulls a dial on his device. Nothing happens, because he's got his verbs all messed up. (FUMBLE!)
You gain Y <substat>. |
Occurs in Mt. Molehill.
References
- Weatherman, also known as the Weather Underground, was an American radical left group formed in 1969.
- Weather Underground is a web site with weather information.