Weather underground dweller

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Weather underground dweller
Monster ID 708
Locations Mt. Molehill
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats (Base Moxie + 5)
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
None
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
weather underground dweller You're fighting a weather underground dweller

This underground dweller is a member of a tribe that controls the weather. In his hand is an evil-looking device bristling with knobs, levers, switches, and dials.

You'd think that a mountain peak or an open field would be a better location for weather control, and that's why you're not the one controlling the weather.

Hit Message(s):

He pulls a lever on his sinister-looking device. Lightning arcs from it and straight into you. Oof!

He pushes a button on his sinister-looking device. A miniature volcano erupts underneath you, burying you in liquid hot magma. Argh! (hot damage)

He twists a dial on his sinister-looking device. Freezing cold rain washes over you. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

He flips a switch on his sinister-looking device. Whind whips through the tunnel with an unearthly moan. Eek! (spooky damage)

He pushes a button on his sinister-looking device. A sulfurous wind from caverns far underground whips through the tunnel. Or at least that's what you hope happened. Ugh! (stench damage)

He strikes a series of keys on his sinister-looking device. A clammy fog rolls in and wraps around you a little too familiarly. Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He pokes a button, twists a dial, and pulls a lever on his device. It sparks and sputters, but nothing happens. Frustrated, he pounds the device against a wall, setting loose a landslide that buries you in boulder-y goodness. Argh! Ouch! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He pulls a lever on his sinister-looking device. A bolt of lightning strikes you, but you're well grounded. Get it?

He pushes a button on his sinister-looking device, but nothing happens. Maybe he was just changing the channel on his TV.

He twists a dial on his sinister-looking device, but nothing happens. Maybe he just opened somebody's garage door somewhere.

He flips a switch on his sinister-looking device, but nothing happens. Maybe he should switch switches.

He pushes a button on his sinister-looking device. A sulfurous wind blows through the tunnel, and he looks suitably embarrassed.

He strikes a series of keys on his sinister-looking device, but nothing happens. Maybe he was just sending a text message.

Fumble Message:

He twists a button, pokes a lever, and pulls a dial on his device. Nothing happens, because he's got his verbs all messed up. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

You gain Y <substat>.

Occurs in Mt. Molehill.

References

  • Weatherman, also known as the Weather Underground, was an American radical left group formed in 1969.
  • Weather Underground is a web site with weather information.