|Locations||The Hallowed Halls|
|Hit Points||75% of Monster Defense|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, glass "sculpture"|
This guy spends a lot of time in the hallway, and a lot of time outside on the grassy knoll over there, but not a whole lot of time actually in class. His eyes are glassy and unfocused, he smells like a weirdly skunky smoke, and he giggles occasionally for no reason. If there were a test that was "draw as many jam-band logos and skulls on this notebook as you can," he'd probably ace it with flying colors.
The colors, man. The colors.
He exhales sweet-smelling smoke in your face. You have a coughing fit that ends with your lungs halfway up your own trachea. Eek!
He huffs from a spray paint can, then sprays some in your eyes.Eek!
He downs a fifth of vodka, breaks the bottle, and slashes you with the neck. Eek!
He gives you a whippet. I don't mean he makes you inhale nitrous oxide, I mean he throws a dog at you. It bites. Eek!
He downs a bottle of cough syrup and shoots lasers from his hands at you. Well, from his perspective. From yours, he just punched you. Eek!
He gives you a full-back henna tattoo. Now is definitely not the time to learn you're allergic to henna. Dear god, it burns. Eek!
He exhales sweet-smelling smoke at you. It makes you a little hungry and a little more likely to end sentences with the word "man."
He huffs from a spray paint can. You giggle at the gold ring around his mouth.
He stops to down a fifth of vodka as casually as you'd polish off a soda.
He says, "now I wanna sniff some glue," and so he does.
He tries to give you a whippet, but you tell him it's too late for the whippet to be good.
He downs a bottle of cough syrup and gets distracted by how big his FEET are, man.
He stops cold and just stares into space for a few minutes, perfectly still and rigid, his arm still raised to attack. Kids, drugs are very, very bad for you. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 16-24 Meat. (average: 20, stdev: 2)*|
|You acquire an item: metal band T-shirt (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: fountain 'soda' (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: illegal firecracker (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: folder (heavy metal) (10% chance)*|
Occurs at The Hallowed Halls.