Warbear breakfast machine
This is a nearly featureless metal cube -- the only things on its smooth metal surface are a small white button on the top, and a decal depicting bacon and eggs on the side.
(In-game plural: warbear breakfast machines)
- Usable until a breakfast mess is made:
|You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You open the small drink umbrella that pulls the chain to turn on the light bulb to heat up the eggs, but the marbles don't roll down the chute properly, so the bacon gets undercooked.
You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You drop a marble into one of the pipes sticking out of the machine. It rolls down, hits a spring-loaded lever with a thumbtack on it, and it springs up and pops a balloon. The balloon pops and scares a chicken, which lays an egg, and the egg rolls down a ramp and onto a frying pan. Unfortunately, the umbrella that was going to turn on the stove didn't open all the way, so the egg ends up undercooked and the whole thing's kind of a mess.
You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together.You pull the trigger on the potato gun to shoot a potato pellet and frighten the hamster so it starts running on the wheel, thereby taking the egg over to the stove where the drinky-bird will tap it to crack it. The only problem is the slinky only goes halfway down the ramp, so all the bacon gets burned.
You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You open the blinds so the magnifying glass will catch the sun and burn the rope that will drop the weight onto the teeter-totter to launch the knife into the grapefruit. But the cord on the vertical blinds gets snagged, so the milk spills before it hits the cereal.
You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together.You push the bellows on the front of the machine to heat up the fire that will make the teakettle boil so the mist coming out of it knocks over a house of cards that pushes a balloon to the side and turns on the stove. Sadly, the hamster doesn't start running when the match is struck on the sandpaper, so the whole thing comes out janky.
You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You push the first domino in the long chain that goes up the ramp and drops a marble onto the switch that turns on the fan to blow the paper airplane down the chute that launches the sausages onto the stove. But the mouse doesn't run through the maze to the cheese in time, so the pancakes are all gooey inside.
|You push the button, but for once the machine doesn't unfold into an improbable series of ramps, pulleys, levers, chickens, and balloons. Instead it glows brightly for a few minutes and then ejects a plate of perfect breakfast bliss, playing a little angelic choir sound file as it does.|
- Subsequent uses each day (after breakfast mess is made):
|You've already made breakfast today. Give the machine a rest, will you? It's not a machine.|
- A breakfast miracle is found approximately 1% of the time; a breakfast mess is found the rest of the time.
- The use message is generated from a small, static list of messages.
- If you get a breakfast miracle, you can use the machine again the same day.
- The text created when you receive a breakfast mess describes an overly elaborate Rube Goldberg machine.
- This item and the Rube Goldberg-esque way it makes breakfast is most likely a reference to the breakfast machines seen in movies like Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings