Warbear Drone

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Familiar number: 177
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Warbear Drone
This battle-bot hits hot, cold, spooky, sleaze, stench, punch more of them each round.

Does elemental and physical damage in combat.

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Ability: Does elemental and physical damage in combat.

Throne/Bjorn: Maximum HP/MP +15, sometimes drops a warbear whosit in combat.

Hatchling: warbear drone assembler

Familiar-Specific Equipment: warbear drone codes

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+3 Mysticality statgain	18-20HP	+2 Moxie statgain
			Bleeding damage*		Deals damage & 10% Delevel*
*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• <name> fires rubber bullets at your opponent, then follows up with the classic metal ones, doing X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch, and a boxing glove on a spring comes out and punches for X damage.
• <name> whips its charging cable around like a...er...whip, hitting for damage.
• <name> fires about three thousand rounds from its mini-turret, hitting for X damage.
• <name> drops some caltrops on the floor. Your opponent steps on them for X damage.
• <name> whips its antenna around and raises a heck of a welt on your opponent for X damage.
• <name> drops out of the sky right onto him, doing X damage.
• <name> whips out a metal tentacle and slaps him for X damage.
• With a whine of servo motors, <name> grows a set of spikes, then bashes your opponent with them for X damage.
• <name> smacks him with one of its propellors for X damage.
• <name> sticks out a welding torch and sears him for X damage.
• <name> blasts searing air from its heat exhaust port, exhausting your opponent for X damage.
• <name> pulls out a red-hot cattle brand and brands him for X damage. Man, that drone has a lot of stuff hidden in there.
• <name> ignites a flamethrower and grills your opponent for X damage. It smells like victory.
• <name> blows blistering air out of its heat exhaust port, convection-cooking him for X damage.
• <name> squirts him with boiling-hot water from its automatic noodle-making pot, hitting for X damage.
• <name> pushes in its on-board cigar lighter, and when it pops out, hits your opponent with it for X damage.
• <name> lobs a flash grenade at your opponent, parboiling him for X damage.
• <name> squirts him with boiling-hot water from its automatic noodle-making pot, hitting for X damage.
• <name> sticks out a welding torch and welds parts of your opponent to each other, dealing X damage.
• <name> strangles him with a red-hot heating coil, doing X damage.
• <name> scrapes the frost from its refrigeration coil, makes a snowball, and pelts him for X damage.
• <name> blows cold mist from its air conditioning port, hitting him for X damage.
• <name> blasts him with freezing water from its air conditioner supply line, doing X damage.
• <name> turns up its refrigeration unit to high and blasts him with cold air for X damage.
• <name> pelts him with ice cubes from its air conditioning port, doing X damage.
• <name> blows frigid air out of its air conditioning port, freezing all the water in your opponent for X damage.
• <name> extrudes an icicle through its air conditioning port and stabs him for X damage.
• <name> blasts liquid nitrogen from one of its many containment tanks, then shatters your opponent for X damage.
• <name> blasts air conditioning like it's trying to cool the whole outdoors, chilling him for X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch labeled "Black Wastewater Treatment" and empties it onto him for X damage.
• <name> synthesizes the odor of sweaty socks and overcooked broccoli, then wafts it at him for X damage.
• <name> empties his garbage containment hold onto him for X damage.
• <name> synthesizes sulfurous smoke in his replicator and puffs it at him for X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch labeled "Offal Processing" and empties its contents on him for an awful X damage.
• <name> unhooks a nozzle from his sewage treatment module and hoses him down for X damage.
• <name> burns some popcorn in his microwave module, then wafts the smoke at him for a stinky X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch labeled "Bio-organic Compost" and empties its contents on him for X damage.
• <name> plays fartnoise103.mp3 as it wafts noxious fumes at him for X damage.
• <name> synthesizes the odor of coffee and cigarette breath, then puffs it out his exhaust port, hitting him for X damage.
• <name> projects that creepy video from The Ring onto his view screen, terrifying your opponent for X damage.
• <name> pulls up a database of scary stories to tell in the dark and shows your opponent some truly chilling illustrations, doing X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch on its body to reveal a beating human heart. He takes X damage from the sight.
• <name> pulls up its database of creepy ghost stories and reads a really spooky one, doing X damage to your foe.
• <name> projects a ghastly grin onto his view screen, scaring your opponent for X damage.
• <name> plays an .mp3 of wind whistling through a graveyard. He takes X damage from fright.
• <name> modulates its voice into a creepy little girl's and says, "you're all going to die down here." Your opponent gets terrified for X damage.
• <name> plays an .mp3 of a laugh so maniacal and evil that it scares X points out of your opponent.
• <name> plays moan.mp3 while it drips blood. He freaks out and takes X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch on its bottom and drops an entire human femur out of it. Your opponent gets scared for X damage.
• <name> regales your opponent with a database of dirty limericks, shocking him for X damage.
• <name> hits your opponent with its extensive library of cheesy pick up lines for X damage.
• <name> flashes its entire profanity database on its view screen, scandalizing him for X damage.
• <name> extends two robotic arms and gives your opponent an altogether too familiar hug for X damage.
• <name> vents its grease trap on your opponent for X damage, making you wonder why, exactly, it even has a grease trap.
• <name> sprays your opponent with a hose connected to is internal lubrication system, doing a gross X damage.
• <name> sticks out a clamp and pinches your opponent's butt for a scandalous X damage.
• <name> emits a wolf whistle from its speaker grill, using frequencies above human hearing to really make it salacious. Your opponent are scandalized for X damage.
• <name> pulls up a scandalous picture on its view screen, shocking him for X damage.
• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  Oh no, a part fell off of <name>!

You acquire an item: warbear whosit

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  You hear a clonk as something falls off of <name>. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit.

You acquire an item: warbear whosit

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> irises in and out one of his camera eyes under the Tam O'Shanter

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> does an areal^[sic] ballet around the Maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> plays a .mp3 of someone laughing beneath the wax lips on its speaker grill.

Arena Messages

• When entered in a game of Hide and Seek:

  Warbear drones aren't really the hiding type. Neither are warbears, really.

Notes

• Does damage [wt/5+2] TO [floor(wt/3), minium 3]
• Attacks once on the first round of combat, twice on the second, and so on until maxing out at six attacks per round. The warbear drone codes cause it to start at three attacks per round instead of one.
• Will only use one attack of each element.

History

• This familiar could not sit in the Crown of Thrones before January 7, 2014.

References

• The spooky combat message mentioning scary stories to tell in the dark is a reference to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, a collection of spooky tales with truly nightmarish illustrations.