War Pledge
| War Pledge | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 527 |
| Locations | Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) (in Filthy Hippy Disguise or War Hippy Fatigues) |
| Hit Points | 180 |
| Attack | 165 |
| Defense | 148 |
| No-Hit | 175 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | orc |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a War PledgeThis soldier is both a tenderfoot and a greenhorn. He joined the Brotherhood of One hoping that it would get him invited to more keggers after the war is over. Sadly, he didn't figure on a combination of normal fraternity hazing and boot camp before he could take to the battlefield. He looks a little dazed and confused, and walks with a bit of a limp -- don't expect him to sit down any time soon.
Hit Message(s):
He tries to shotgun a beer, chokes, and spits it all over you. All over me. The sun, the sea, the sky. Oof! Eek! Oof! Argh! (sleaze damage)
He inexpertly swings his frat paddle and hits your forehead instead of your backside. It still hurts, though. Oof! Oof! Ooh! Ooh!
He smashes a beer can on your forehead. Since he's new, he didn't realize you're supposed to use *empty* cans. Eek! Ooh! Oof! Ugh!
He swings wildly with his paddle and accidentally connects! He's almost as surprised as you are. Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ugh!
He marches toward you, eyes blank, shouting "this is my paddle, this is my gun! One is for hazing, the other for fun!" He doesn't stop marching until he's stomped you into a mudhole. Hey, where'd that mudhole come from? Argh! Oof! Eek!
He tries to paddle you, but you shout "drop and give me twenty!" and he's so surprised that he does.
He tries to smash a beer can on his head, but hasn't learned you only do that with *empty* cans.
He tries to shotgun a beer, but chokes and coughs.
He inexpertly swings his frat paddle and misses you by a country mile.
He puts on a dress and says he's going to apply for a section 8. Apparently, nobody told him that a fraternity pledge in women's clothing isn't exactly earth-shatteringly weird. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: beer helmet (5.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: distressed denim pants (4.7% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (5.3% chance)* |
| You gain 41-42 <substat>. |
Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War), in either the Filthy Hippy Disguise or War Hippy Fatigues
References
- The critical message refers to a line popularized by the movie Full Metal Jacket.
- The fumble message refers to Corporal Klinger, a character from the TV show M*A*S*H.
- One of the hit messages refers to the song "All Over You" by Live.
