War Hippy drill sergeant

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War Hippy drill sergeant
Monster ID 482
Locations The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hit Points 200
Attack 175
Defense 157
No-Hit 185
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum hippy
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses
Manuel Entry
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War Hippy drill sergeant You're fighting a War Hippy drill sergeant

This hippy is in charge of whipping all the raw recruits into shape for the ongoing war against the frat boys. Since laziness and wariness of authority are common traits for hippies (even the drill sergeants), it's something of an uphill battle.

Hit Message(s):

He flashes the peace symbol at you, then uses those two fingers to poke you in the throat. Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Oof!

He orders you to shine his shoes. Since he isn't wearing shoes, that means giving a pedicure to some really crusty feet. Argh! Ugh! Argh! Ugh! (stench damage)

He can't decide whether he prefers war or peace, so he hits you with a copy of War and Peace instead. Ouch! Oof! Argh! Ooh!

He orders you to fall backwards into his arms as a trust exercise, then lets you fall to teach you not to trust The Man. Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He orders you to drop and give him 420. When you start to drop, he says "what are they teaching you, maggot! Don't you know that all authority is suspect! Free your mind!" and kicks you in the ribs. Ooh! Eek! Ow! Ow! Argh! Ouch! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He flashes the peace symbol at you, and you flash the same thing back, minus a finger.

He orders you to shine his shoes, but you point out he isn't wearing shoes.

He lectures you on Karl Marx. Boring, but not painful.

He tries to kick you in the ribs, but you conscientiously object to being kicked, and he respects your position.

Fumble Message:

He tells you to drop and give him 420, but 420 reminds him that it's time for him to partake of some herbs. You wait while he has his mid-afternoon snack. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Warheadband.gifYou acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband (9.9% chance)*
Bpcords.gifYou acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys (9.9% chance)*
Roundglasses.gifYou acquire an item: round purple sunglasses (10.3% chance)*
You gain 43-44 <substat>.

Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues.