War Hippy drill sergeant
|War Hippy drill sergeant|
|Locations||The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This hippy is in charge of whipping all the raw recruits into shape for the ongoing war against the frat boys. Since laziness and wariness of authority are common traits for hippies (even the drill sergeants), it's something of an uphill battle.
He flashes the peace symbol at you, then uses those two fingers to poke you in the throat. Ugh! Ouch! Eek! Ouch!
He orders you to shine his shoes. Since he isn't wearing shoes, that means giving a pedicure to some really crusty feet. Eek! Eek! Oof! Argh! (stench damage)
He can't decide whether he prefers war or peace, so he hits you with a copy of War and Peace instead. Ouch! Eek! Argh! Ow!
He orders you to fall backwards into his arms as a trust exercise, then lets you fall to teach you not to trust The Man. Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Eek!
He orders you to drop and give him 420. When you start to drop, he says "what are they teaching you, maggot! Don't you know that all authority is suspect! Free your mind!" and kicks you in the ribs. Ow! Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
He flashes the peace symbol at you, and you flash the same thing back, minus a finger.
He orders you to shine his shoes, but you point out he isn't wearing shoes.
He lectures you on Karl Marx. Boring, but not painful.
He tries to kick you in the ribs, but you conscientiously object to being kicked, and he respects your position.
He tells you to drop and give him 420, but 420 reminds him that it's time for him to partake of some herbs. You wait while he has his mid-afternoon snack. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband (9.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys (9.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses (10.3% chance)*|
|You gain 43-44 <substat>.|