War Hippy Spy

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War Hippy Spy
Monster ID 419
Locations Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hit Points 180
Attack 165
Defense 153
No-Hit 175
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum hippy
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
bullet-proof corduroys, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
War Hippy Spy You're fighting a War Hippy Spy

At first, you mistake this hippy for a Sorority Orc. She has the barely-there shirt and low-rider jeans, and she giggles convincingly. But the sweet tribal tat on her lower back is clearly a henna tattoo, and most Sorority Orcs don't have dreadlocks.

And none of them have dreadlocks under their arms.

Hit Message(s):

She scratches you with her crusty fingernails. You'd better hope she's had all her shots. Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Eek!

She lifts up her arms to hit you on the head. The hit doesn't connect, but the underarm odor certainly does. Oof! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! (stench damage)

She kicks out and hits you in the <giblets> with one filthy sandal-clad foot. Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch!

She whips you with her ratty blonde dreadlocks. Wait, blonde dreadlocks? Ow! Oof! Ow! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

She whips out a patchouli-oil bomb and sets up you it. Your eyes, nose, and mouth get filled with foul-smelling, super-heated oil. You gag for air, stumble around blindly, and have a sudden urge to listen to Phish. Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ow! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

She tries to scratch you wtih[sic] her crusty fingernails, but can't seem to nail you down.

She tries to gag you with her hideous stench, but you hold your breath.

She tries to kick you, but her sandal flies off and she has to go look for it.

She tries to whip you with her dreadlocks, but you've got a lock on dodging and a dread for getting hit with them.

Fumble Message:

She whips out a handful of ferret bait and flings it at you. Apparently, she forgot that ferrets are decidedly sparser in the frat house than they are in the hippy camp. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Warheadband.gifYou acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband (30% chance)*
Bpcords.gifYou acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys (30% chance)*
Roundglasses.gifYou acquire an item: round purple sunglasses (30% chance)*
You gain 41-42 <substat>.

Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) with Frat Warrior Fatigues.


  • The critical hit message is a reference to the Zero Wing opening movie, which contains the line "Someone set up us the bomb!"