War Hippy Green Gourmet
|War Hippy Green Gourmet|
|Locations||The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This hippy wears the camouflage chef's hat and tie-dyed apron of an elite sub-unit of the Baker Company: the Green Gourmets. Their mission is to take the art and science of stoner cooking to the next level. Forget brownies and cookies -- these guys are kicking it up a nug.
He makes a plate of herb-infused sushi, then pelts you with several Magic Rainbow rolls. Ooh! Oof!
He whips up some herb truffles, infused with dark chocolate and white truffle oil -- then he sets them aside and smacks you with a spatula. Ooh! Eek! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Oof!
He hits you with his lead pipe, then says "woah, somebody just hit that dude over there!" Argh! Oof! Ooh! Argh! Oof!
He cooks up a limburger cheese omelet with spinach and special herbs. One whiff makes you vow to never eat again. Ugh! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Eek! (stench damage)
He whips up a batch of habañero 'n' THC salsa, garnishes it with roasted red pepper and corn niblets, then throws it directly into your eyes. Ow! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Oof! (hot damage)
He whips up some herb-infused sushi, but it looks so good he eats it instead of attacking.
He whips up some herb-infused truffles, but it looks so good he eats it instead of attacking
He cooks up a limburger cheese omelet, but it actually smells better than his natural body odor.
He tries to hit you with his lead pipe, but gets distracted and forgets what he was doing.
He starts to swing a saucepan at you, then notices it's still full of Fettucine Garcia, his latest creation. He takes a break to gobble up the last couple of bites. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys (4.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: communications windchimes (2.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE (51.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: oversized pipe (13.5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: pink clay bead (29.4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband (6.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses (4.4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: water pipe bomb (38.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: wicker shield (6.3% chance)*|
|You gain 46-47 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues).