War Hippy Green Gourmet

War Hippy Green Gourmet
Monster ID	486
Locations	The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hit Points	210
Attack	185
Defense	171
No-Hit	195
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	hippy
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, Hippy Army MPE, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a War Hippy Green Gourmet

This hippy wears the camouflage chef's hat and tie-dyed apron of an elite sub-unit of the Baker Company: the Green Gourmets. Their mission is to take the art and science of stoner cooking to the next level. Forget brownies and cookies -- these guys are kicking it up a nug.

Hit Message(s):

He makes a plate of herb-infused sushi, then pelts you with several Magic Rainbow rolls. Ow! Ouch!

He whips up some herb truffles, infused with dark chocolate and white truffle oil -- then he sets them aside and smacks you with a spatula. Oof! Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Oof!

He hits you with his lead pipe, then says "woah, somebody just hit that dude over there!" Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ow! Ow!

He cooks up a limburger cheese omelet with spinach and special herbs. One whiff makes you vow to never eat again. Argh! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He whips up a batch of habañero 'n' THC salsa, garnishes it with roasted red pepper and corn niblets, then throws it directly into your eyes. Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Eek! Argh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

He whips up some herb-infused sushi, but it looks so good he eats it instead of attacking.

He whips up some herb-infused truffles, but it looks so good he eats it instead of attacking

He cooks up a limburger cheese omelet, but it actually smells better than his natural body odor.

He tries to hit you with his lead pipe, but gets distracted and forgets what he was doing.

Fumble Message:

He starts to swing a saucepan at you, then notices it's still full of Fettucine Garcia, his latest creation. He takes a break to gobble up the last couple of bites. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys (4.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: communications windchimes (2.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE (51.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: oversized pipe (13.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: pink clay bead (29.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband (6.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses (4.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: water pipe bomb (38.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: wicker shield (6.3% chance)*

You gain 46-47 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues).

References

• This monster is a reference to one of many military groups known as the Green Berets.
• "Kicking it up a nug" is a reference to Emeril Lagasse's catch phrase "kick it up a notch", 'nug' being short for nugget (of hashish resin etc).