War Hippy Fire Spinner

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War Hippy Fire Spinner
Monster ID	413
Locations	The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hit Points	210
Attack	180
Defense	175
No-Hit	190
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	hippy
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a War Hippy Fire Spinner

This hippy is twirling two flaming bags of something, which are at the end of two long strings. It's actually kind of impressive -- it's like watching a really good yo-yo trick, only with the possibility of charred flesh and burnt dreadlocks.

Hit Message(s):

He drinks a litte kerosene and spits fire at you. Remember that time when you had eyebrows? Yeah, that time has passed. Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! (hot damage)

He smacks you upside the <shins> with one of the flaming bags. Yeowch! Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ow! (hot damage)

His flaming bags go out, but he can still garotte you with the string. And he does. Argh! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Ugh!

He spins the flaming bags in front of his face, lights a cigarette with them, then puts it out on your arm. That was a little overly complex. Eek! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He swings both bags around behind his head, then in two wide arcs that go right upside your <neck>. Whatever's in the bags smells terrible, and the fire doesn't exactly tickle. Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

He drinks a little kerosene and spits fire at you, but gets the hiccups and ends up losing his eyebrows.

His flaming bags go out and he has to douse them in lighter fluid again.

Fumble Message:

He swings the flaming bags in between his legs, then accidentally gets one string wrapped around his ankle, then trips and has to roll to put the fire out. All in all, it's highly entertaining. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

The fire spinner swings both poi at you at the same time, tangling them all around you. Your clothes go up in flames pretty much immediately.

You're on fire! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Eek! (hot damage)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys (0.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: communications windchimes (2.7% chance)*

You acquire an item: fire poi (20.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals (1.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband (0.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses (1.3% chance)*

You gain 45 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues).

Notes

• If you receive the "You're on fire!" message, you will continue to take fire damage each round of combat until you pat out the flames, for about 3 turns.
• On Fire Damage is not reduced by the skill Hero of the Half-Shell (Or at least, the message where you block the attack does not appear.).
• The damage done while on fire is a steadily decreasing percentage of your maximum health.