War Hippy Elder Shaman
|War Hippy Elder Shaman|
|Locations||The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This is an old, wizened woman who has spent her entire life bringing herself more and more in tune with Gaia, so she can use the Earth's own power against those who would defile it. Using earth, wind, water, fire, and heart, she casts unbelievably potent spells without having to say a word. She's the most powerful shaman -- er, shaperson, who ever lived, and she's ready to give you what for. What for? For Gaia!
She makes a complicated, intricate gesture with her hands and staff. An owl lands on your shoulder and hoots spookily, pinning you with its predator's stare.Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Oof! Oof! (spooky damage)
She shakes a maraca, scatters some leaves and seeds, and draws something in the dirt. A passing bird voids its bowels on your head. Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)
She does a little rain dance. She must have got a step wrong, though, because it starts snowing, but only on you. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
She does some complicated hand gestures, staring intently at you all the while. You suddenly feel a giant rock in your shoe. Ow! That's minorly inconveniencing! Ooh! Oof! Eek!
She grips her staff and raises both hands to the sky. A mighty wind begins to blow, first only tousling your hair, but finally sending you rolling across the countryside. By the time it stops, you're bewitched, bothered, and bruised. Argh! Ooh! Argh! Argh! Oof! Argh!
She makes a complicated, intricate gesture with her hands and staff, but nothing happens. Maybe that was interpretive dance, and not a spell at all.
She shakes a maraca, scatters some leaves and seeds, and draws something in the dirt. A pleasant breeze kicks up. Refreshing!
She does a little rain dance, but the sky remains clear. She must have missed a hip-shake.
She makes a series of hand gestures, staring intently at you. You respond with a hand gesture of your own.
She raises her staff to the sky and opens her mouth in a silent scream. Then she belches loudly and looks embarrassed. (FUMBLE!)
She rubs some sort of medicinal-smelling ointment on your upper lip. Your sinuses instantly clear, and your nostrils feel about ten times as big as they were before.
|You acquire an effect: Flared Nostrils|
(duration: 10 Adventures)
|You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk (30.4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: communications windchimes (3.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: flowing hippy skirt (5.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom (19.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Gaia beads (18.6% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals (14.1% chance)*|
|You gain 52-53 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues).
- "Earth, wind, water, fire, and heart" are the elements in the '90s animated series Captain Planet and the Planeteers.