War Frat Wartender

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War Frat Wartender
Monster ID 505
Locations The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points 200
Attack 185
Defense 157
No-Hit 195
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum orc
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
beer bomb, beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, molotov cocktail cocktail, PADL Phone, sake bomb, tequila grenade, red class ring
Manuel Entry
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War Frat Wartender You're fighting a War Frat Wartender

This frat boy is one of the booze-slinging, bomb-dropping shock troops of the Brotherhood of One. He can make any drink in the bartending book, even the tricky layered shots and flaming cocktails, and he does it all while slinging, twirling, and juggling bottles full of booze.

The fact that more booze ends up on him, the bar, and the patrons than in the glass never seems to bother anyone, oddly enough.

Hit Message(s):

He lights the fuse on a beer bomb, then shakes it up by juggling it and two bottles of vodka, then hurls it at you. You get aluminum shrapnel in your <foot>. Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Eek!

He mixes a drink, twirling bottles over his head and between his legs. He tops it with some over-proofed rum and lights it, then hurls it at you. Eek! Oof! Argh! Ouch! (hot damage)

He spins a couple of bottles of booze around his head, then throws them at you. You get a bottle-shaped bruise on your <shins> and <skull>. Ow! Ow! Argh! Ooh!

He tosses a tequila grenade in the air, spins around, pulls the pin with his teeth, and kicks it at you. Argh! Eek! Argh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He takes three sake bombs, juggles them while lighting the fuses on a cigarette in his mouth, tosses them behind his back, then lobs all three at you. You applaud politely with singed hands. Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

He throws a beer bomb at you, but you're not too bombed to dodge.

He tosses a tequila grenade at you, but you pull the pin and toss it back.

He twirls a bottle over his head, spraying alcohol everywhere but accomplishing little.

He spins a couple of bottles of booze around his head, but drops one and has to clean it up.

Fumble Message:

He juggles three sake bombs, then drops one. When he bends over to pick it up, his cigarette lights the sake on fire. He leaps back and looks embarrassed. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Rankring1.gifYou acquire an item: red class ring (30.3% chance)*
Deminpants.gifYou acquire an item: distressed denim pants (1.5% chance)*
Beerhelmet.gifYou acquire an item: beer helmet (1.2% chance)*
Fratwarpin.gifYou acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (0.8% chance)*
Kicks.gifYou acquire an item: kick-ass kicks (2.6% chance)*
Padl.gifYou acquire an item: PADL Phone (2.4% chance)*
Sakebomb.gifYou acquire an item: sake bomb (20% chance)*
Beer.gifYou acquire an item: beer bomb (10% chance)*
Beer.gifYou acquire an item: beer bomb (10% chance)*
Molotov.gifYou acquire an item: molotov cocktail cocktail (20% chance)*
Teqgrenade.gifYou acquire an item: tequila grenade (20% chance)*
You gain 46-47 <substat>.

Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

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