War Frat 151st Captain

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War Frat 151st Captain
Monster ID 499
Locations The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points 205
Attack 180
Defense 166
No-Hit 190
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum orc
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, flask flops, keg shield, PADL Phone, perforated battle paddle, red class ring
Manuel Entry
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War Frat 151st Captain You're fighting a War Frat 151st Captain

This is a Captain in the Frat Boy Army's 151st Infantry division, affectionately called the "Roaring Drunks." Actually, it's not particularly affectionate. They're known for their incredible alcohol tolerance and their incredible propensity for violence. This one ascended through the ranks by shotgunning more beers and paddling more pledges than anyone else in the frathouse, frequently doing both at the same time.

Hit Message(s):

He paddles you while draining a bottle of over-proofed rum. It's impressive, but painful. Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! (sleaze damage)

He pounds a couple of jello shots, then pounds you until you turn to jello. Ow! Argh! Ouch! Oof!

He guzzles a bottle of over-proofed rum, then belches fire at you. Ow! Ugh! Ugh! (hot damage)

He empties an ice-cold fotie down his gullet, then smashes the bottle into your <kidney>. Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He takes a beer in each hand, pours both down his throat, then smashes both empty cans on your forehead. You fall down, unconscious. See, too much alcohol is bad for you. Argh! Argh! Eek! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to paddle you and drink at the same time, but ends up swinging his bottle at you and swigging from his paddle.

He pounds a couple of jello shots, then notices he has room for more, then pounds a couple more, then notices he has room for more...

He guzzles a bottle of over-proofed rum, then has to go "make room" for more booze.

He empties an ice-cold fotie down his gullet, but looks embarrassed when you point out he forgot to pour some out for his homies.

Fumble Message:

He does eight tequila shots, then collapses and vomits. Like they say: 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, 4 Tequila, 5 Tequila, 6 Tequila, 7 Tequila, alcohol poisoning! (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Beer.gifYou acquire an item: beer bomb (8.8% chance)*
Beerhelmet.gifYou acquire an item: beer helmet (5.0% chance)*
Fratwarpin.gifYou acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (4.3% chance)*
Deminpants.gifYou acquire an item: distressed denim pants (5.2% chance)*
Kegshield.gifYou acquire an item: keg shield (5.2% chance)*
Padl.gifYou acquire an item: PADL Phone (2.5% chance)*
Perfpaddle.gifYou acquire an item: perforated battle paddle (14.7% chance)*
Rankring1.gifYou acquire an item: red class ring (31.3% chance)*
Sandals.gifYou acquire an item: flask flops (?% chance)*
You gain 45 <substat>.

Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

References

  • The "151st Army Division" may be a reference to 151-proof rum.
  • The miss message about pounding jello shots and realizing that he has room for more is a reference to the Jell-O slogan "There's always room for Jell-O."
  • The counting of the eight tequila shots may be a translation of part of Möhre's song "Montag, Dienstag, Mittwoch", where she counts out having seven drinks and then goes to be sick.
    • It may also be a reference to the expression, "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."