Wall of meat

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Wall of meat
Monster ID 1706
Locations The Naughty Sorceress' Tower
Hit Points 700
Attack 200
Defense 200
Initiative 0
Meat 160-240
Phylum elemental
Elements None
Resistance 50% physical, 50% elemental
Monster Parts flank, rump
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
wall of meat You're fighting a wall of meat

The way forward is blocked by a room-spanning wall of meat. Raw, pulsing, vein-shot meat. "I knew this thing was coming," says Frank, "but I was not prepared. Blech."

If you've beaten it already this run:

"It's definitely smaller than last time, Chief," says Frank. "Keep it up!"

Hit Message(s):

The wall crushes your <leg> between two of its massive flanks. Oof! Ouch! Argh!

The wall lashes out a sausagelike pseudopod and slaps you on the <arm>. "Whoah!" shouts Frank. "That had to hurt!" Eek! Eek! Oof!

Some of the meat meets your <eye>. It is not a happy meating. Oof! Argh! Ouch!

A heavy tongue of meat disgorges itself from the wall and slaps your <calf>. Eek! Argh! Ouch!

A slab of meat dislodges itself from the wall and falls on you like a ton of brisket. Ow! Oof! Ooh!

The wall shifts, and sprays a gout of blood on you. Frank explains that it's not actually blood, but water saturated with myoglobin. That doesn't make it any less disgusting. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)


After Combat

Upon losing the fight:

Frank says "Hmm. I don't think there's really a trick to winning this one, Chief. You just have to... y'know... not get your ass kicked."

"Thanks, Frank."

With low meat drops:

You watch in horror as the scattered bits of meat begin to reform.

Frank says "You made a dent there, Chief, but I bet you could get more Meat out of it if you were really tryin'."

Meat.gifYou gain some Meat

With moderate meat drops:

You watch in horror as the scattered bits of meat begin to reform.

Frank says "Hey, nice work there! You really carved a chunk outta that nasty thing!"

Meat.gifYou gain some Meat

As a disciple of the Surprising Fist:

Frank, feeling sorry for you, gnaws a bunch of Meat loose from the wall.

Meat.gifYou gain some Meat

When finally defeating it:

Frank says "Looks like that was the last of the Meat!" You look up, and he's right -- the stairs to the next floor are clear!

Meat.gifYou gain some Meat

Occurs at The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.

Notes

  • The image for the wall changes, depending on how much meat has already dropped from it in previous combats:
  • With less than 750 meat left in the wall:
Meatwall2.gif
  • With less than 500 meat left in the wall:
Meatwall3.gif
  • With less than 250 meat left in the wall:
Meatwall4.gif
  • Unlike the other two Walls, damage functions normally against the Wall of meat and it can be stunned like a normal monster.
  • The wall must be attacked repeatedly until all its meat is removed. Maximize meat drops to minimize the number of turns required.
  • You must acquire at least 1,001 meat from the wall in order to pass the Wall of meat.
    • This can be guaranteed with +525.625% meat drop.
  • Never misses.
    • On each attack the wall will deal damage equal to 13% to 17% of your Maximum HP (fractions are rounded up) which is unaffected by Damage Absorption and Damage Reduction.
    • Increased Monster Level raises the wall's HP, Attack and Defense stats as normal, but the damage the wall does is unaffected.
  • When fought as a disciple of the Surprising Fist, your vow of poverty affects the wall as normal, but Frank gnaws off an additional 200? meat when you win the fight, clearing it in 5 turns.