|Locations||The Poop Deck|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
|Manuel||pirate cream pie|
This pirate looks to have spent some time with the dreaded clowns at the "Fun" house. You'd think a clown with an eyepatch and a hook hand would be even more terrifying than a normal clown, but somehow, the combination is pretty charming; it's kind of awesome to meet a pirate who has a rubber chicken on his shoulder.
He whips out a banana cream pie and hits you in the face with it, but the pie tin spins around on his hook hand and he whacks you with the metal side. Argh! Ow! Argh!
He douses you in seltzer water. Oh, wait - that's bilge water. Ick! Eek! Ow! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He juggles three cannonballs, dropping each one on your foot as he finishes. Ugh! Ow! Ooh!
He smacks you with his rubber chicken, while cackling "Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!" Eek! Ugh! Eek!
He pulls a bicycle horn out of his back pocket and honks it repeatedly as he kicks you in the <eye>. Man, that's annoying. Ugh! Eek! Argh!
He tries to throw a pie at you, but his hook hand isn't very good for throwin'.
He tries to douse you in seltzer water, but his eyepatch prevents him from aiming very well.
He tries to juggle some cannonballs, but it's hard to juggle with a hook hand.
He tries to smack you with his rubber chicken, but you dodge.
He pulls a unicycle out of his back pocket and pedals around the ship, honking his bicycle horn at all the pirates he passes. It's wacky, but it's not a great attack. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 60-90 Meat (average: 75, stdev: 6.52)*|
|You acquire an item: yohohoyo (5.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: cannonball charrrm (9.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: pirate cream pie (?? chance)*|
|You gain 30 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Poop Deck.