Wacky Zack Flacky

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Wacky Zack Flacky
Monster ID 1137
Locations The Glacier of Jerks
Hit Points 75% of Monster Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
Defense Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, torso
dangerous jerkcicle, dangerous jerkcicle, glass of warm water
Manuel Entry
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Wacky Zack Flacky You're fighting Wacky Zack Flacky

Imprisoned in ice here is Wacky Zack Flacky,
In life, an indulger in jokes that were tacky.
Like balancing buckets of water on doors,
Dipping hands in warm water and greasing up floors,
He loved dribble glasses and ice cubes with flies,
He adored whoopie cushions and laxative pies.
But when all had grown tired of Zack Flacky's antics
He was tied up quite tight(though his protests were frantic),
And chucked off a bridge in a sack that was khaki,
And that was the end of ol' Wacky Zack Flacky.

Hit Message(s):

He hands you some gum, you chew it, it explodes!
In case you were wondering, yes! It hurts loads!

He scoops up some ice, which he dumps down your back,
So you shiver and shake and you curse Wacky Zack. (cold damage)

He squeezes a cushion to sound like a fart,
The ensuing embarrassment nigh stops your heart.

He sneaks up behind you and whips down your pants,
It's too late - he's seen everything with a mere glance.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He'd like to put ice down the small of your back,
But he knows if he does, he'll be under attack.

He squeezes a cushion to sound like a fart,
You shrug, point to him, and discreetly depart.

He tries to de-pants you, but you leap away,
"At least buy me a drink first, you cad!" you then say.

He tries a handshake with a buzzer concealed,
But you're smarter than that! What a shock! You don't yield!

He sees that his last whoopie cushion is flat
So he stops to refill it, that juvenile prat.

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Jerkcicle.gifYou acquire an item: dangerous jerkcicle
Jerkcicle.gifYou acquire an item: dangerous jerkcicle
Waterglass.gifYou acquire an item: glass of warm water (10 chance)*

Occurs at The Glacier of Jerks.