Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr
| Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1139 |
| Locations | The Glacier of Jerks |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Vivian Vibrian Vumian VarrVivian Vibrian Vumian Varr
Loved to do lots of things, all while driving her car.
She'd put on her makeup with flicks and a swish!
She'd talk on her cell phone while gutting a fish!
She'd type up a memo! She'd play hands of cards!
She'd measure out fabric and sew by the yard!
'Til one morning she crashed herself into a tree
(while humming, crocheting, and making black tea).
Hit Message(s):
She pulls out some needles to knit a long scarf,
And jabs you in the stomach, thus making you barf.
She puts on mascara and you start to cry
When she pokes her mascara brush straight in your eye.
She draws her fish scaler, and quickly you wish
That you didn't look so very much like a fish.
She heats up a kettle to make herself tea,
But she slips and she pours that hot tea on your knee! (hot damage)
She picks up her knitting and pulls out a needle,
And stabs you until you curl up and go fetal.
She pulls out some needles to knit up a sweater,
Compared to attacking you, this is much better.
She draws her fish scaler and makes it go swish!
You're rather glad that you don't look like a fish.
She heats up a kettle to make herself tea,
Which is not an attack, so you're safe as can be.
She puts on mascara, some lipstick, and blush,
You find yourself fighting a bit of a crush.
She makes a clay ashtray while knitting a toque,
While eating a pastry and having a smoke. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: dangerous jerkcicle (80% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: dangerous jerkcicle (2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Vivian's Vitamin (1% chance)* |
Occurs at The Glacier of Jerks.
