Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound
| Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 983 |
| Locations | The Laugh Floor |
| Hit Points | 70 |
| Attack | 70 |
| Defense | 63 |
| No-Hit | 80 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, ear, paw, leg, tail |
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| Quest | Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Victor the Insult Comic HellhoundYou finally fight your way to the stage, but your way is blocked by nothing less than one of the hounds of Hey Deze. Its eyes glow red, and unholy flames lick out of the corners of its mouth. It snarls at you, then holds up a tiny rubber hand puppet, a miniature likeness of itself. It speaks to you, trying not to move its hellish lips, and bobs the hand puppet up and down like the puppet's doing the talking.
"That's a nice outfit you're wearing --" he snarls.
"You like it? It's just what I had lying arou --"
"For me to DOUSE IN FLAMING SULFURIC URINE!" the hellhound says, and laughs nastily.
Are you going to let that puppet talk to you like that?
Hit Message(s):
He lifts his leg, but instead of dousing you with flaming sulfuric urine, he just kicks you with it. That's better, I guess. Ugh! Eek!
You try to punch the hand puppet, and end up smacking your fist against one of Victor's claws. Ouch! Ow!
He puts down the hand puppet and bites you on the <ankle>. Wow, that was way worse than his bark. Oof! Argh!
He punches you with the hand puppet. The rubber doesn't really cushion the blow. Ugh! Eek!
He douses your entire body in flaming sulfuric urine. Well, you probably should have seen that coming. Ugh! Eek! (hot damage)
He lifts his leg, but seems to be out of flaming sulfuric urine at the moment.
He insults your fashion sense again. You're somewhat inured to it, now.
He sees another comedian walk past, and stops to insult them before you continue.
He tries to punch you with the hand puppet, but is too busy insulting you with it to land the blow.
He accidentally drops his hand puppet, and takes a minute to find it and put it back on. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet |
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
- Will not appear until you have defeated Carbuncle Top.
References
- This monster is the Hey Deze version of the Conan O'Brien character Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, whose most well-known catch phrase is "... for me to poop on!"
- This may also be a reference to Cerberus, the multi-headed guard dog of Hades.
