vial of blood simple syrup
Nothing could be simpler than making a vial of blood simple syrup. First you take a cup of blood and boil it, then mix in a cup of sugar, and boil it until the sugar's dissolved. A child could do it, provided the child lacked the proper upbringing and oversight to prevent it.
Now, drinking that vial is a harder thing than making it. But you ask your neighbor for help, and watch him fly. Now, in Russia they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else... that's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Loathing, an' down here... you're on your own.
Selling Price: 25 Meat.
Effect: Blood-Gorged (20 Adventures)+40 Sleaze Damage
+40 Damage to Sleaze Spells
(In-game plural: vials of blood simple syrup)