Vampire Vintner

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Vampire Vintner

A true connoisseur
He does several things but
he doesn't drink... wine.

Damages enemies and heals you, prevents enemies from attacking, makes delicious wine for you

Ability: Attacks every turn like a Mosquito, blocks attacks like a Levitating Potato, makes wine based on damage dealt in the last 14 combats, and also increases booze drops equal to a 1.5x fairy.

Throne/Bjorn: Heals you for 10-12 HP after the first 3 turns of combat

Hatchling: Vampvintbottle.gif bottled Vampire Vintner

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Redbook.gif French-Transylvanian Dictionary

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +3 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain
Delevel 25%* Hardcorex.gif Staggers* Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif
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Dasboot.gifCannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • Regular messages:
    <Name> sucks X damage worth of his blood... and then unsucks it into you. Let's hope it's the same blood type.
HPYou gain Y hit points.
<Name> sucks some blood out of your opponent (dealing X damage) and spits it into a wineglass for you to drink.
HPYou gain Y hit points.
<Name> sucks your foe's blood for X damage, then injects it into you. Via what I will call "reverse sucking".
HPYou gain Y hit points.
<Name> holds his cloak open to prevent him from seeing you.
<Name> splashes a glass of wine into his face, blinding him -- don't worry, it's just the cheap stuff.
<Name> turns into a flock of bats and flies around the eyes of your opponents to blind them and prevent their action.
  • After Combat:
    • Booze fairy function:
      <Name> performs the ancient dance of the fermented grape.
      <Name> points out some (inferior) alcohol.
      <Name> shuffles about looking for liquor.
    • Wine damage calculation message:
      <Name> is paying close attention and making occasional notes.
      <Name> observes your actions closely and makes a note on his clipboard.
      <Name> watches and nods attentively.
    • Alternatively, if you haven't drunk the wine he gave you:
      <Name> clears his throat politely but meaningfully.
      <Name> gestures discreetly to the wine you haven't drunk yet.
      <Name> taps his foot and looks expectantly at you.
  • Every 14th win, when you don't already have a Vintner wine:
<Name> hands you a custom crafted wine, with a flourish. Which is not the same as a garnish.
- or -
<Name> elegantly decants a new wine for you to try.
- or -
A gunshot goes off nearby! Oh, no, wait -- that's just <Name> popping the cork on a fresh bottle of wine.
Redwine.gifYou acquire an item: 1950 Vampire Vintner wine
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    A little bit of wine falls out of <Name>'s glass and lands in your mouth.
HPYou gain 10-12 hit points.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    You feel tiny teeth sink into your back as <Name> gives you you a little bit of extra blood.
HPYou gain 10-12 hit points.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <Name> is not stylistically inclined toward either tam o'shanters or winking, but he winks anyway to be a good sport.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <Name> does a slow and elegant waltz around the maypole, without spilling a drop.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <Name> smiles gamely with his wax lips, despite them making his job much harder.

Arena Messages

  • None - familiar has no weaknesses.