Vampire Vintner

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Familiar number: 284
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Vampire Vintner
A true connoisseur He does several things but he doesn't drink... wine.

Damages enemies and heals you, prevents enemies from attacking, makes delicious wine for you

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Ability: Attacks every turn like a Mosquito, blocks attacks like a Levitating Potato, makes wine based on damage dealt in the last 14 combats, and also increases booze drops equal to a 1.5x fairy.

Throne/Bjorn: Heals you for 10-12 HP after the first 3 turns of combat

Hatchling: bottled Vampire Vintner

Familiar-Specific Equipment: French-Transylvanian Dictionary

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
Delevel 25%*		Staggers*
*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

  <Name> sucks X damage worth of his blood... and then unsucks it into you. Let's hope it's the same blood type.

You gain Y hit points.

<Name> sucks some blood out of your opponent (dealing X damage) and spits it into a wineglass for you to drink.

You gain Y hit points.

<Name> sucks your foe's blood for X damage, then injects it into you. Via what I will call "reverse sucking".

You gain Y hit points.

<Name> holds his cloak open to prevent him from seeing you.

<Name> splashes a glass of wine into his face, blinding him -- don't worry, it's just the cheap stuff.

<Name> turns into a flock of bats and flies around the eyes of your opponents to blind them and prevent their action.

• After Combat:
  • Booze fairy function:

    <Name> performs the ancient dance of the fermented grape.

    <Name> points out some (inferior) alcohol.

    <Name> shuffles about looking for liquor.

  • Wine damage calculation message:

    <Name> is paying close attention and making occasional notes.

    <Name> observes your actions closely and makes a note on his clipboard.

    <Name> watches and nods attentively.

  • Alternatively, if you haven't drunk the wine he gave you:

    <Name> clears his throat politely but meaningfully.

    <Name> gestures discreetly to the wine you haven't drunk yet.

    <Name> taps his foot and looks expectantly at you.

• Every 14th win, when you don't already have a Vintner wine:

<Name> hands you a custom crafted wine, with a flourish. Which is not the same as a garnish. - or - <Name> elegantly decants a new wine for you to try. - or - A gunshot goes off nearby! Oh, no, wait -- that's just <Name> popping the cork on a fresh bottle of wine.

You acquire an item: 1950 Vampire Vintner wine

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  A little bit of wine falls out of <Name>'s glass and lands in your mouth.

You gain 10-12 hit points.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  You feel tiny teeth sink into your back as <Name> gives you you a little bit of extra blood.

You gain 10-12 hit points.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <Name> is not stylistically inclined toward either tam o'shanters or winking, but he winks anyway to be a good sport.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <Name> does a slow and elegant waltz around the maypole, without spilling a drop.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

  <Name> smiles gamely with his wax lips, despite them making his job much harder.

Arena Messages

• None - familiar has no weaknesses.