User talk:PlatypusNinja

The following is a table of Generic Stat Buffs, laid out in Maximizing Your... style. I would like to make a "Maximizing Your Generic Stat Buffs" page for it. Then I could remove all the generic buffs from the Maximizing Your Muscle/Myst/Mox tables (and replace them with one line "Generic Stat Buffs (see table)"). I think that would be easier to read. I'm a little unclear on wiki protocol, though. Do I ask permission first, or do I just do it and hope nobody reverts all my work? 'Cos I posted to the Maximizing talk page and got no response.--PlatypusNinja 02:34, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

	KOL Deity		Villa		Ascender		Normal		Apathetic Lizardman
Bananas!	Yes	40	Yes	40	Yes	40	No	0	No	0
Wintergreen Warmongery or Radium Radicality or Also Schmeckt Zarathustra	Yes	30	Yes	30	Yes	30	No	0	No	0
Frog In Your Throat or Salamander In Your Stomach or Newt Gets In Your Eyes	Yes	25	Yes	25	Yes	25	No	0	No	0
The Smile of Mr. A.	Yes	15	Yes	15	Yes	15	Yes	15	No	0
Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith or Magical Mojomuscular Melody or The Moxious Madrigal	Yes	10	Yes	10	Yes	10	Yes	10	No	0
Tamarind Torment or Spicy Mouth or Spicy Limeness	Yes	5	Yes	5	Yes	5	Yes	5	Yes	5
Tingly Biceps or Tingly Wrists or Tingly Elbows	Yes	5	Yes	5	Yes	5	Yes	5	No	0
Heart of White	Yes	3	Yes	3	Yes	3	No	0	No	0
Heart of Pink	Yes	3	Yes	3	Yes	3	No	0	No	0
Heart of Orange	Yes	3	Yes	3	Yes	3	No	0	No	0
Heart of Lavender	Yes	3	Yes	3	Yes	3	No	0	No	0
Heart of Yellow	Yes	3	Yes	3	Yes	3	No	0	No	0
Heart of Green	Yes	3	Yes	3	Yes	3	No	0	No	0
Seal Clubbing Frenzy or Pasta Oneness or Disco State of Mind	Yes	2	Yes	2	No	0	No	0	No	0
Patience of the Tortoise or Mariachi Mood or Saucemastery	Yes	1	Yes	1	No	0	No	0	No	0
Incredibly Hulking or On the Shoulders of Giants or Cock of the Walk	Yes	200%	Yes	200%	Yes	200%	Yes	200%	No	0%
Gr8ness	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	No	0%
Phorcefullness or Mystically Oiled or Superhuman Sarcasm	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	Yes	100%	No	0%
Tomato Power	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	Yes	50%	No	0%
Strength of Ten Ettins or Strange Mental Acuity or Izchak's Blessing	Yes	25%	Yes	25%	Yes	25%	Yes	25%	No	0%
Flower Power	Yes	20%	Yes	20%	Yes	20%	No	0%	No	0%
Arse-a'fire or Lemon Enlightenment or Squirming Like a Toad	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0%	No	0%	No	0%
Aspect of the Twinklefairy	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%
Carol of the Bones or Bells in the Batfry or Crimbo Epiphany	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0%	No	0%
Egg-stra Arm or Egg-headedness or Egg-cellent Vocabulary	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0%	No	0%
Enraged or Ancestral Disapproval or Whitened Teeth	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0%	No	0%	No	0%
Fury of the Bells or Yuletide Sappiness or Wreathed in Merriment	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0%	No	0%
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	0%
Vitamin-Maxed or The Q Is Talking To You or Got Your Boots On	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	Yes	10%	No	No	No	0%
Antsy in your Pantsy	Yes	5%	Yes	5%	Yes	5%	No	0%	No	0%
Arabian Knighthood or Oriental Mysticism or Reedy Pipes	Yes	5%	Yes	5%	No	0%	No	0%	No	0%
% Total	585%		585%		560%		495%		10%
x100 Base Muscle	585		585		560		495		10
Absolute Total	151		151		148		35		5
Grand Total	736		736		708		530		15