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This is the data I got from looking up every effectid in KoLmafia's statuseffects.txt file. I didn't have most of the effects, so some of the descriptions look a little weird (love songs, mallowed out). This isn't supposed to be exhaustive, but it might be useful to somebody.

Sleepy

  • Muscle -30%

Confused

  • Mysticality -30%

Embarrassed

  • Moxie -30%

Far Out

  • Mysticality +1

Wings

  • You believe you can fly!

Beaten Up

  • Muscle -50%
  • Mysticality -50%
  • Moxie -50%

Hardly Poisoned at All

  • All Attributes -3
  • All Attributes -10%

Knob Goblin Perfume

  • You smell like a Knob Goblin harem girl!

Steroid Boost

  • Muscle +2

Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy

  • Moxie +2

Sharp Weapon

  • +3-5 Weapon Damage

Hennaliciousness

  • Mysticality +3

Bloody Hand

  • Muscle -1

Leash of Linguini

  • +5 to Familiar Weight

Sugar Rush

  • +20% Combat Initiative
  • Muscle +5%
  • Moxie +5%
  • Mysticality -10%

Ghostly Shell

  • Damage Absorption +80

Reptilian Fortitude

  • Maximum HP +30

Uncertain

  • Muscle and Moxie +/- ???

Seal Clubbing Frenzy

  • Muscle +2

Patience of the Tortoise

  • Maximum HP +3
  • Muscle +1

Pasta Oneness

  • Mysticality +2

Saucemastery

  • Maximum HP +3
  • Mysticality +1

Disco State of Mind

  • Moxie +2

Mariachi Mood

  • Maximum HP +3
  • Moxie +1

Temporary Lycanthropy

  • Muscle +30%

Butt-Rock Hair

  • Moxie +15%

Contemptible Emanations

  • +20 to Monster Level

Incredibly Hulking

  • Muscle +200%

Superhuman Sarcasm

  • Moxie +100%

Tomato Power

  • All Attributes +50%

Phorcefullness

  • Muscle +100%

Pronounced Potency

  • Weapon Damage +5

Concentration

  • Spell Damage +10%

Mystically Oiled

  • Mysticality +100%

Expert Oiliness

  • Makes your Muscle and Moxie equal to your Mysticality

Gr8ness

  • All Attributes +100%

Hernia!

  • Muscle -70%

Red Neck

  • Muscle +15
  • Moxie -5

Chapped Legs

  • Muscle -4
  • Moxie +8

Sunburned

  • Muscle -2
  • Moxie -2

Wussiness

  • Muscle -3

Draggin' Balls

  • Moxie +6
  • Muscle -3

1337p4n7Z

  • Muscle +6
  • Moxie -3

Spiky Hair

  • Muscle +6
  • Moxie +6

Complete Delusion

  • Muscle +4
  • Moxie +5

The Smile of Mr. A.

  • Muscle +15
  • Mysticality +15
  • Moxie +15

Macho Profundo

  • Muscle +60%
  • Moxie +60%

Empathy

  • +5 to Familiar Weight

Tenacity of the Snapper

  • Weapon Damage +8

Astral Shell

  • Damage Absorption +80
  • Slight Resistance to All Elements

Elemental Saucesphere

  • So-So Resistance to All Elements

Jalapeño Saucesphere

  • Damages Attacking Opponent
  • Damage Reduction: 3

Jabañero Saucesphere

  • Damages Attacking Opponent
  • Damage Reduction: 5

Extreme Muscle Relaxation

  • -50% Combat Initiative
  • Muscle +25%

Rainy Soul Miasma

  • Muscle +10
  • Mysticality +10
  • Moxie -5

Teleportitis

  • Your position seems uncertain...

Wanged

  • Unable to use obnoxious abbreviations

Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude

  • +1 Muscle, Mysticality and Moxie Stat Per Fight

The Moxious Madrigal

  • Moxie +10

Cletus's Canticle of Celerity

  • +20% Combat Initiative

Polka of Plenty

  • +50% Meat from Monsters

The Magical Mojomuscular Melody

  • Maximum MP +20
  • Mysticality +10

Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith

  • Muscle +10
  • Maximum HP +20

Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption

  • Damage Reduction: 17

Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric

  • +20% Item Drops from Monsters

Psalm of Pointiness

  • Damages Attacking Opponents

Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction

  • Weapon Damage +12
  • Spell Damage +12

Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority

  • All Attributes +10%

Ode to Booze

  • Booze tastes even more delicious!

Sleeping with the Fishes

  • Makes you sleep like the dead

Ticking Clock

  • +30% Combat Initiative

Fresh Scent

  • Monsters will be less attracted to you

Hippy Stench

  • Monsters will be more attracted to you

Wreathed in Merriment

  • Moxie +10%

Fury of the Bells

  • Muscle +10%

Yuletide Sappiness

  • Mysticality +10%

Missing Fingers

  • Muscle -3

Gnawed-Off Arm

  • Muscle -5

Broken Knees

  • Muscle -30%

And Your Family, Too

  • -10 to Familiar Weight

Missing Eyebrows

  • Moxie -3

Tingly Wrists

  • Mysticality +5

Tingly Elbows

  • Moxie +5

Tingly Biceps

  • Muscle +5

Sticky Hands

  • Reduced chance of fumbling

Clean-Shaven

  • Moxie +5

Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy

  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters

Rushin' Hands

  • Weapon Damage +3

Reedy Pipes

  • Moxie +5%

Oriental Mysticism

  • Mysticality +5%

Arabian Knighthood

  • Muscle +5%

Stabilizing Oiliness

  • Makes your Mysticality and Moxie equal to your Muscle

Slippery Oiliness

  • Makes your Muscle and Mysticality equal to your Moxie

Strength of Ten Ettins

  • Muscle +25%

Strange Mental Acuity

  • Mysticality +25%

Izchak's Blessing

  • Moxie +25%

Corroded Weapon

  • Weapon Damage -5

Canadianity

  • Make you feel more Canadian

Enraged

  • Muscle +10%

Ancestral Disapproval

  • Mysticality +10%

Whitened Teeth

  • Moxie +10%

Hopped Up on Goofballs

  • Muscle +20%
  • Moxie +20%

Goofball Withdrawal

  • All Attributes -50%

Antsy in your Pantsy

  • All Attributes +5%

Popping Stomach

  • Tee-hee!

Dwarven Hardiness

  • Muscle +5%

Apathy

  • All Attributes -30%

Radio Head

  • Moxie +20

Free Bird

  • Mysticality +20

Shiny Happy Weapon

  • Muscle +20

On the Shoulders of Giants

  • Mysticality +200%

Shot in the Arse

  • All Attributes +15

Cock of the Walk

  • Moxie +200%

Eggs-tra Sensory Perception

  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters

Egg-stortionary Tactics

  • +50% Meat from Monsters

Egg-stra Arm

  • Muscle +10%

Egg-headedness

  • Mysticality +10%

Egg-cellent Vocabulary

  • Moxie +10%

Gothy

  • Mysticality +20
  • Muscle -10
  • Moxie -10

Flower Power

  • All Attributes +20%

Eye of the Lihc

  • Slight Spooky Resistance

Springy Fusilli

  • +40% Combat Initiative

Rage of the Reindeer

  • Weapon Damage +10
  • Muscle +10%

Engorged Weapon

  • Weapon Damage +10

Mysteriously Handsome

  • Moxie +5%
  • +3 to Monster Level

Tamarind Torment

  • Muscle +5
  • Moxie -5

Spicy Limeness

  • Muscle -5
  • Moxie +5

Mystic Pickleness

  • Mysticality +5
  • Muscle -5

Spicy Mouth

  • Mysticality +5
  • Moxie -5

Hombre Muerto Caminando

  • +20% Combat Initiative
  • Slight Spooky Resistance
  • Maximum MP +20

Purple Tongue

  • Recover HP and MP after battle

Green Tongue

  • +5 to Familiar Weight

Orange Tongue

  • +3 Stats Per Fight

Red Tongue

  • +30% Meat from Monsters

Blue Tongue

  • +30% Item Drops from Monsters

Black Tongue

  • Recover HP and MP after battle
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • +3 Stats Per Fight
  • +30% Meat from Monsters
  • +30% Item Drops from Monsters

Object Detection

  • +5% Item Drops from Monsters

Twinklebritches

  • Damage Reduction: 3

Flame-Retardant Trousers

  • Slight Hot Resistance

Insulated Trousers

  • Slight Cold Resistance

Spookypants

  • Slight Spooky Resistance

Smelly Pants

  • Slight Stench Resistance

Sleaze-Resistant Trousers

  • Slight Sleaze Resistance

Twinkly Weapon

  • Weapon Damage +3

Flaming Weapon

  • +3 Hot Damage

Frigid Weapon

  • +3 Cold Damage

Spooky Weapon

  • +3 Spooky Damage

Stinky Weapon

  • +3 Stench Damage

Sleazy Weapon

  • +3 Sleaze Damage

The Sonata of Sneakiness

  • Monsters will be less attracted to you

Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation

  • Monsters will be more attracted to you

Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance

  • +22 to Monster Level

Smooth Movements

  • Monsters will be less attracted to you

Musk of the Moose

  • Monsters will be more attracted to you

Spirit of Cayenne

  • All Spells Cast Are Hot
  • Spell Damage +10

Spirit of Peppermint

  • All Spells Cast Are Cold
  • Spell Damage +10

Spirit of Garlic

  • All Spells Cast Are Stinky
  • Spell Damage +10

Spirit of Wormwood

  • All Spells Cast Are Spooky
  • Spell Damage +10

Spirit of Bacon Grease

  • All Spells Cast Are Sleazy
  • Spell Damage +10

Yellow Tongue

  • Eww.

Big Veiny Brain

  • +2 Stats Per Fight
  • -20% Meat from Monsters
  • -10% Item Drops from Monsters

Peeled Eyeballs

  • -1 Stats Per Fight
  • -20% Meat from Monsters
  • +15% Item Drops from Monsters

Wasabi Sinuses

  • -1 Stats Per Fight
  • +30% Meat from Monsters
  • -10% Item Drops from Monsters

Heavy Petting

  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • All Attributes -10%

Bootyliciousness

  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters

Make Meat FA$T!

  • +20% Meat from Monsters

Temporary Blindness

  • -75% Item Drops from Monsters
  • Moxie -25%
  • -30% Combat Initiative

Jazz Hands


Half-Astral

  • Like, Wow, Man

Cupcake of Choice

  • +30% Item Drops from Monsters

Shiny Happy Cupcake

  • +3 Stats Per Fight

Tiny Bubbles in the Cupcake

  • Recover HP and MP after battle

Your Cupcake Senses Are Tingling

  • +30% Meat from Monsters

The Cupcake of Wrath

  • +10 to Monster Level

Hotform

  • Hot, Hot, Hot!

Coldform

  • Cold, Cold, Cold!

Spookyform

  • Ooooooooooooooooh

Stenchform

  • P. U.

Sleazeform

  • Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge

Hot Breath

  • Can breathe fire in combat

Cold Breath

  • Can breathe frigid air in combat

Spooky Breath

  • Can breathe terrifying air in combat

Stinky Breath

  • Can breathe stench in combat

Sleazy Breath

  • Can breathe cologne in combat

Aspect of the Twinklefairy

  • All Attributes +10%
  • Weapon Damage +5
  • Spell Damage +5

Hot Blooded

  • Muscle +30%
  • Mysticality +10%
  • Moxie +20%
  • +10 Hot Damage
  • So-So Hot Resistance

Cold Blooded

  • Muscle +30%
  • Mysticality +20%
  • Moxie +10%
  • +10 Cold Damage
  • So-So Cold Resistance

Spooky Demeanor

  • Muscle +10%
  • Mysticality +30%
  • Moxie +20%
  • +10 Spooky Damage
  • So-So Spooky Resistance

Stenchtastic

  • Muscle +20%
  • Mysticality +30%
  • Moxie +10%
  • +10 Stench Damage
  • So-So Stench Resistance

Supafly

  • Muscle +15%
  • Mysticality +15%
  • Moxie +30%
  • +10 Sleaze Damage
  • So-So Sleaze Resistance

Provocative Perkiness

  • +20% Combat Initiative

Ermine Eyes

  • +5% Item Drops from Monsters

Eau D'enmity

  • +5 to Monster Level

Ocelot Eyes

  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters

Ponderous Potency

  • Weapon Damage +20

Concentrated Concentration

  • Spell Damage +20%

Got Milk

  • You like food; food tastes good.

Papowerful

  • Weapon Damage +10
  • Spell Damage +10
  • +2 Stats Per Fight

Frog In Your Throat

  • Muscle +25

Salamander In Your Stomach

  • Mysticality +25

Newt Gets In Your Eyes

  • Moxie +25

Blessed by the RNG

  • ???

Cursed by The RNG

  • ???

Amorous

  • Moxie +5
  • +5 Sleaze Damage

Bubble, Bubble

  • Moxie -5
  • Muscle +5

Sticky Fingers

  • +20% Meat from Monsters

Chalky Hand

  • Never Fumble
  • Weapon Damage +3

Snarl of the Timberwolf

  • +10 Spooky Damage

Dreams and Lights

  • Mysticality +10
  • +3 MP to use Skills

Scarysauce

  • Damages Attacking Opponents
  • So-So Sleaze Resistance
  • So-So Cold Resistance

Dirge of Dreadfulness

  • +12 Spooky Damage
  • +12 Damage to Spooky Spells

Talking Like a Pirate

  • Arrr.

The 'Tussin

  • Wait, What?

Pie in the Face

  • Hilarious!

Hip to Be Square Dancin'

  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters

Livin' Large

  • +10% Meat from Monsters

Wistfully Nostalgic

  • +3 Stats Per Fight

Happy Salamander

  • +3 to Familiar Weight

Techno Bliss

  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters

Material Witness

  • +10% Meat from Monsters

No Worries

  • +3 Stats Per Fight

Metal Speed

  • +20% Combat Initiative

Radium Radicality

  • Moxie +30

Wintergreen Warmongery

  • Muscle +30

Also Schmeckt Zarathustra

  • Mysticality +30

Vitamin-Maxed

  • Muscle +10%

Got Your Boots On

  • Moxie +10%

The Q Is Talking To You

  • Mysticality +10%

Bad Luck

  • Uh Oh...

Deadly Flashing Blade

  • Weapon Damage +10

Locks Like the Raven

  • Moxie +15

Smugness

  • Moxie +5

Good Karma

  • Mysticality +5

Pumped Up

  • Muscle +5

Head on Fire, Ass Catching

  • +10% Combat Initiative

Violent Night

  • 2x chance of Critical Hit

White Knuckles

  • Never Fumble

Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer

  • +1 Stats Per Fight

Frosty the Hitman

  • +0-2 Hot Damage
  • +0-2 Cold Damage
  • +0-2 Spooky Damage
  • +0-2 Stench Damage
  • +0-2 Sleaze Damage

Coy to the Hurled

  • Damage Reduction: 1

Crimbo Epiphany

  • Mysticality +10%

Bells in the Batfry

  • Moxie +10%

Carol of the Bones

  • Muscle +10%

Get Me Off This Crazy Thing!

  • Jane!

Very Clean Teeth

  • Moxie +1

Arse-a'fire

  • Muscle +10%
  • +25% Combat Initiative

Lemon Enlightenment

  • Mysticality +10%
  • Spell Damage +15%

Squirming Like a Toad

  • Moxie +10%
  • +5 to Familiar Weight

Eau de Tortue

  • You smell like turtle pheromones

Majorly Poisoned

  • All Attributes -90%
  • All Attributes -11

Tenuous Grip on Reality

  • Moxie -95%

Turned Into a Skeleton

  • All Attributes -50%

Barking Dogs

  • Muscle -50%
  • -50% Combat Initiative

Prestidigysfunction

  • Mysticality -95%

Heart of White

  • All Attributes +3
  • +1 Stat Per Fight
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Fight

Heart of Pink

  • All Attributes +3
  • +20% Meat from Monsters

Heart of Orange

  • All Attributes +3
  • +5 Hot Damage
  • +5 Damage to Hot Spells

Heart of Lavender

  • All Attributes +3
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters

Heart of Yellow

  • All Attributes +3
  • +20% Combat Initiative

Heart of Green

  • All Attributes +3
  • +3 to Familiar Weight

Ultrahydrated

  • Glug, Glug

Disco Inferno

  • Moxie +5
  • +3 Hot Damage

Disco Nirvana

  • +30% Meat from Monsters

Disco Concentration

  • +20% Item Drops from Monsters

Full of Vinegar


Kiss of the Black Fairy


Tangled Up

  • Moxie -20%

A Little Bit Poisoned

  • All Attributes -30%
  • All Attributes -5

Somewhat Poisoned

  • All Attributes -50%
  • All Attributes -7

Really Quite Poisoned

  • All Attributes -70%
  • All Attributes -9

Filthworm Larva Stench


Filthworm Drone Stench


Filthworm Guard Stench


Light-Headed

  • Mysticality -30%
  • Increased chance of fumbling

Bananas!

  • All Attributes +40

What's That Smell?

  • +3 Stench Damage

Mad at Science

  • Muscle +3

Tetanus

  • All Attributes -10%

Half-Eaten Brain

  • Mysticality -20%

Fearless

  • -10 to Monster Level

Socialismydia

  • -50% Item Drops from Monsters

Axe Wound

  • Muscle -5

Temporary Amnesia

  • Who am I?

Grilled

  • Muscle -10

"The Disease"

  • Moxie -5

Cunctatitis

  • Eh. You'll figure out what this effect does later...

Mild Lycanthropy

  • Muscle +1%
  • Moxie +1%

Lycanthropy, Eh?

  • Muscle +2%
  • Moxie +2%

'Roids of the Rhinoceros

  • Muscle +100

Happy Trails

  • Mysticality +100

Piratastic

  • Moxie +100

Healthy Green Glow

  • +10 to Familiar Weight

Sinuses For Miles

  • +200% Meat from Monsters

One Very Clear Eye

  • +100% Item Drops from Monsters

Pop-eyed

  • Weapon Damage +30

Flamingly Floral

  • +50 Hot Damage

Permafrosty

  • +50 Cold Damage

Bloody Bloody Bloody!

  • +50 Spooky Damage

Chauve-Souris Merde Fou

  • +50 Stench Damage

Cuts Like a Buttered Knife

  • +50 Sleaze Damage

Impregnably Delicious

  • Damage Reduction: 30

Fireproof Lips

  • Sublime Hot Resistance

Fever From the Flavor

  • Sublime Cold Resistance

Hyphemariffic

  • Sublime Spooky Resistance

Can't Smell Nothin'

  • Sublime Stench Resistance

Hyperoffended

  • Sublime Sleaze Resistance

Burning Hands

  • +11 Hot Damage

Burning Ears

  • +11 Damage to Hot Spells
  • Serious Cold Resistance

Burning Soul

  • Sizzle!

Frozen Hands

  • +11 Cold Damage

Frozen Shoulders

  • +11 Damage to Cold Spells
  • Serious Hot Resistance

Soul Freeze

  • Brrrrrrr...

Broken Fast

  • +30% Item Drops from Monsters

Hoity Toity

  • +30% Item Drops from Monsters

On the Trail


Moon'd

  • +5 Stats Per Fight

Dilated Pupils

  • +20% Item Drops from Monsters

Optimist Primal

  • +5 to Familiar Weight

Elvish

  • All Attributes +10%

Winklered

  • +40% Meat from Monsters

White-boy Angst

  • +50% Combat Initiative

Fustulent

  • +15 Stench Damage
  • +15 Damage to Stench Spells

Tin, Man

  • Damage Reduction: 5

Can't Be a Chooser

  • +30% Meat from Monsters

Ass Over Teakettle

  • +50% Combat Initiative

Bestial Sympathy

  • +3 to Familiar Weight

La Bamba

  • +3% Item Drops from Monsters

Blessing of Pikachutlotal

  • +30% Combat Initiative

Blessing of Charcoatl

  • +10 Hot Damage
  • +10 Damage to Hot Spells

Blessing of Squirtlcthulli

  • Recover HP and MP after battle

Blessing of Bulbazinalli

  • Damage Reduction: 10

All Fired Up

  • +30% Combat Initiative

Go Get 'Em, Tiger!

  • Muscle +15%

Starry-Eyed

  • All Attributes +35%

Comic Violence

  • Regular Attacks Can't Miss

Tranquilized Mind

  • Damage Absorption +50
  • Damage Reduction: 10
  • -1000% Combat Initiative

Woad Warrior

  • Muscle +25

Red Door Syndrome

  • So-So Resistance to All Elements

Spirit of Alph

  • Muscle +10%

Night Vision

  • +30% Meat from Monsters

Absinthe-Minded

  • You are aware of The Worm Wood

Rat-Faced

  • Moxie +10%

Dancing Prowess

  • +15% Item Drops from Monsters

No Vertigo

  • +20% Combat Initiative

Good with the Ladies

  • +3 Stats Per Fight

Bats in the Belfry

  • Mysticality +10%

Unusual Fashion Sense

  • Damage Absorption +50

Feelin' Philosophical

  • Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure

Moon June Spooned

  • Moxie +20%
  • Muscle -20%

Inspired!

  • Mysticality +20%
  • Moxie -20%

Ringing Ears

  • Muscle +20%
  • Mysticality -20%

Man's Worst Enemy

  • +5 to Familiar Weight

Extremely Poor Taste

  • +10 to Monster Level

The Real Deal

  • Recover HP and MP after battle

Memento Moiré

  • +3 Stats Per Fight

Flashing Eyes

  • +30% Meat from Monsters

Mmmmmelon

  • +30% Item Drops from Monsters

Contagious Bad Luck

  • Mysticality -20%

Sparkling Consciousness

  • Mysticality +100%

Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety

  • Moxie +100%

Adrenaline Rush

  • Muscle +100%

Crusty Head

  • Damage Reduction: 10

Florid Cheeks

  • Regenerate 25-30 MP per Adventure

Seeing Colors

  • Mysticality +50%

Football Eyes

  • Muscle +10%
  • Weapon Damage +15
  • -40% Combat Initiative

Erudite

  • Mysticality +10%
  • Spell Damage +15
  • Damage Reduction: -10

Radiating Black Body™

  • Moxie +10%
  • -3 MP to use Skills
  • 2x chance of Critical Hit

Duhhh

  • Mysticality -20

Affronted Decency

  • Moxie -20

Maid Disservice

  • All Attributes -20%

Minioned

  • Muscle +20
  • Mysticality -5
  • Moxie -5

Enhanced Archaeologist

  • Mysticality +20
  • Muscle -5
  • Moxie -5

Chronologically Pummeled

  • Moxie +20
  • Muscle -5
  • Mysticality -5

Animal Exploiter

  • Muscle +40
  • -50% Familiar Weight

Scent of a Kitchen Elf

  • Mysticality +40
  • -50% Familiar Weight

Once Bitten, Twice Shy

  • Moxie +40
  • -50% Familiar Weight

The Rage

  • Muscle +50%
  • Mysticality -50%

Shamed & Manipulated

  • Muscle +50%
  • Moxie -50%

Drummed Out

  • Mysticality +50%
  • Muscle -50%

Dreadlocked

  • Mysticality +50%
  • Moxie -50%

Hornswaggled

  • Moxie +50%
  • Muscle -50%

Third Eye Blind

  • Moxie +50%
  • Mysticality -50%

The Vitus Virus

  • +50% Item Drops from Monsters
  • -5 Stats Per Fight

Your #1 Problem

  • All Attributes -20
  • +100% Item Drops from Monsters

Braaains

  • +50% Meat from Monsters
  • -50% Combat Initiative

Braaaaaains

  • +200% Meat from Monsters
  • -50% Item Drops from Monsters

Re-Possessed

  • Weapon Damage +10
  • Damage Reduction: -2

Burning Heart

  • +10 Hot Damage
  • Damage Reduction: -2

Frostbitten

  • +10 Cold Damage
  • Damage Reduction: -2

Freaked Out

  • +10 Spooky Damage
  • Damage Reduction: -2

Guanified

  • +10 Stench Damage
  • Damage Reduction: -2

Basted

  • +10 Sleaze Damage
  • Damage Reduction: -2

Raving Lunatic

  • Weapon Damage +20

Solar Flair

  • +20 Hot Damage

Hyperbolic Hypothermia

  • +20 Cold Damage
  • Continually take damage

Slimed

  • +20 Spooky Damage
  • Continually take damage

Tar-Struck

  • +20 Stench Damage
  • Continually take damage

Greased

  • +20 Sleaze Damage
  • Continually take damage

Batigue

  • All Attributes -10%
  • Slight Resistance to All Elements

Cupshotten

  • All Attributes -20%
  • So-So Resistance to All Elements

Deep-Fried

  • So-So Hot Resistance
  • Extra-Vulnerable to Stench and Sleaze

Paw swap

  • So-So Cold Resistance
  • Extra-Vulnerable to Hot and Spooky

Side Affectation

  • So-So Spooky Resistance
  • Extra-Vulnerable to Hot and Stench

Shirtless in Seattle

  • So-So Stench Resistance
  • Extra-Vulnerable to Cold and Sleaze

Scared Stiff

  • So-So Sleaze Resistance
  • Extra-Vulnerable to Cold and Spooky

Midgetized

  • Damage Reduction: 4
  • Weapon Damage -8

Synthesized

  • Damage Reduction: 8
  • Weapon Damage -8

Hiding in Plain Sight

  • +100% Combat Initiative

Compensatory Cruelness

  • Weapon Damage +5

Mutated

  • All Attributes +25%

Seriously Mutated

  • All Attributes +50%

Missing Kidney

  • Call 911 Immediately

Flared Nostrils

  • Extra-Vulnerable to Stench

Easily Embarrassed

  • Extra-Vulnerable to Sleaze

All Covered In Whatsit

  • More likely to fumble
  • Continually take damage

Beer in Your Shoes

  • More likely to fumble
  • Continually take damage

Toad In The Hole

  • Continually take damage

Strangulated

  • Continually take damage

Ham-Fisted

  • Muscle +50%
  • Weapon Damage +11

Baconstoned

  • Mysticality +50%
  • Spell Damage +11

Je Ne Sais Porquoise

  • Moxie +50%
  • +6% Meat from Monsters
  • +5% Item Drops from Monsters

Fit To Be Tide

  • Regenerate 5-16 HP and MP per Adventure

Preternatural Greed

  • +100% Meat from Monsters

Big Flaming Whip

  • +20 Hot Damage
  • Damage Reduction: 5

Demonic Taint

  • +30 Stench Damage

Dang Near Cut In Half

  • Muscle -50%

Hella Tough

  • Muscle +25%
  • Weapon Damage +10
  • Damage Reduction: 5

Hella Smart

  • Mysticality +25%
  • Spell Damage +15

Hella Smooth

  • Moxie +25%
  • +40% Meat from Monsters
  • +20% Item Drops from Monsters

Omphaloskepsis

  • Damage Reduction: 11


Charrrming

  • Moxie +10%

Muscularrr

  • Muscle +10%

Carrrsmic

  • Mysticality +10%

A Revolution in Your Mouth

  • Moxie -10%

Gelded

  • +5 to Monster Level

Super-Charged

  • All Attributes +5%

Super-Mega-Charged

  • All Attributes +10%

Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged

  • All Attributes +15%

Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged

  • All Attributes +20%

Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing

  • +30% Food Drops from Monsters

Brother Corsican's Blessing

  • +2 Familiar Experience Per Fight

Brother Smothers's Blessing

  • +30% Booze Drops from Monsters

Well-Swabbed Ear

  • +30% Combat Initiative

Well-Oiled

  • Damage Absorption +30
  • Damage Reduction: 10
  • Slight Resistance to All Elements

Truly Gritty

  • Weapon Damage +20
  • Muscle +20

Soul-Crushing Headache

  • All Attributes -20%

Savage Beast Inside

  • Muscle +20

Curse of the Black Pearl Onion

  • Nasty belches during combat

Fishy Fortification

  • Maximum HP +50
  • Muscle +10%

Cybernetic Muscles

  • Muscle +10%

Neuromancy

  • Mysticality +10%

Can Has Cyborger

  • Moxie +10%

Curse Magnet

  • Curses!

Heart of Black

  • Damn, Gina

Tinnitus


Fastbreaker

  • Muscle +20%

Afternoon Insight

  • Mysticality +20%

Fancy Feasted

  • Moxie +20%

Chock Full o' Nanites

  • Damage Absorption +50
  • Weapon Damage +20

The Spirit of Crimbo


Mallowed Out


Fitter, Happier

  • Muscle +100%
  • Mysticality +100%

Well-preserved

  • Regenerate 150-200 MP per Adventure

Inscrutable exoskeleton

  • Damage Absorption +300

Heavily Breathing

  • +11 Muscle Stats Per Fight

Marco Polarity

  • +11 Mysticality Stats Per Fight

Full-Body Tan

  • +11 Moxie Stats Per Fight

Feet of Watermelon

  • +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight

Feet of Grapefruit

  • +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight

Feet of Strawberry

  • +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight

Less Vincible

  • Regenerate 2-5 HP per Adventure

In Tuna

  • Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure

Nerf'd

  • Less powerful than you were before

Stuck-Up Hair

  • Damages Attacking Opponents

Trepandation

  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Spell Damage +50
  • Continually lose MP

Educated (Kinda)

  • Superhuman Spooky Resistance

Educated (Sorta)

  • Superhuman Sleaze Resistance

It Didn't Kill You

  • Muscle +50%

The Sweats

  • Superhuman Stench Resistance

Hooked Up

  • Moxie -10%
  • Continually gain MP

Form of...Cockroach!

  • You're a Cockroach

Shape of...Mole!

  • You're a Mole

Form of...Bird!

  • You're a Bird

Cravin' for a Ravin'

  • +100% Meat from Monsters

Arcane in the Brain

  • -3 MP to use Skills

Weather, Man

  • All Attributes +30%

Bureaucratized

  • +10 to Familiar Weight

Liquid Courage

  • +3 Stats Per Fight

Extra Terrestrial

  • Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per Adventure

Digitally Converted

  • +30 to Monster Level

Radiant Personality

  • Moxie +30%

Alchemical, Brother

  • Mysticality +30%

Ack! Barred!

  • Muscle +30%

New, Improved

  • All Attributes +10%

Extra Sensory Perception

  • +50% Item Drops from Monsters

Unpopular

  • +30 to Monster Level

Phoenix, Right?

  • +6 Stats Per Fight

Antarctic Memories

  • Recover HP and MP after battle

Carrion' On

  • +60% Meat from Monsters

Melancholy Burden

  • +60% Item Drops from Monsters

The Great Tit's Blessing

  • +20 to Monster Level

The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder

  • +50% Meat from Monsters
  • +20% Item Drops from Monsters

Benetton's Medley of Diversity

  • +15 Hot Damage
  • +15 Cold Damage
  • +15 Stench Damage
  • +15 Spooky Damage
  • +15 Sleaze Damage

Elron's Explosive Etude

  • Spell Damage +50%

Chorale of Companionship

  • +10 to Familiar Weight

Prelude of Precision

  • +2% chance of Critical Hit

Deadly Lampblade

  • +75 Spooky Damage
  • 100% chance of poisoning opponent

Drenched With Filth

  • +75 Stench Damage

Hobonic

  • +5 Hobo Power

Crotchety, Pining

  • Muscle +100%

Barking Mad

  • Mysticality +100%

Artificially Sweet

  • Moxie +100%

Rainbow Bright

  • Muscle +30%
  • Mysticality +30%
  • Moxie +30%
  • +15 Hot Damage
  • Serious Hot Resistance
  • +15 Cold Damage
  • Serious Cold Resistance
  • +15 Stench Damage
  • Serious Stench Resistance
  • +15 Spooky Damage
  • Serious Spooky Resistance
  • +15 Sleaze Damage
  • Serious Sleaze Resistance

Fire Down Below


Tundra Mouth


Cholestoriffic


Refuse Reflux


Scariberi


Fishy

  • -1 Adventure cost underwater

Cranberry Cordiality

  • +10% Meat from Monsters

Blackberry Politeness

  • +20% Meat from Monsters

The Halls of Moxiousness

  • +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight

The Halls of Mysticality

  • +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight

The Halls of Moxiousness

  • +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight

Glittering Eyelashes

  • Mysticality +15%

Warm Belly

  • Makes sushi taste better

Fishbreath

  • +15 Stench Damage

Salty Dogs

  • Makes you a better diver

Chain Chain Chains

  • +10 Spooky Damage

It's Electric!

  • Damages Attacking Opponents

Crocodile Tear

  • +10 to Familiar Weight (underwater only)

Swimming with Sharks

  • +20% Meat from Monsters
  • Makes you a better diver

Brined Liver

  • Makes you a better diver

Down With Chow

  • +10 to Familiar Weight

Low on the Hog

  • +100% Meat from Monsters

Festive Radiation

  • All Attributes +5%

Sweet and Yellow

  • Ranged Damage +30
  • +10% Combat Initiative

Sweet and Green

  • Weapon Damage +15
  • Weapon Damage +15%

Sweet and Red

  • Spell Damage +10
  • Spell Damage +10%

Juiced Up

  • All Attributes -5%
  • Makes you a better diver

Greased-Up Familiar

  • +5 to Familiar Weight (underwater only)

Yuletide Mutations

  • All Attributes +10%

Amorphous Cheer

  • All Attributes +50%

In Vino Vires

  • All Attributes +50%

Yuletide Industry

  • All Attributes +50%

The Colors...

  • Extra-Vulnerable to All Elements

Jammin'

  • Deal extra damage as the fight goes on
  • and on...
  • and on...

Drunk With Power

  • Spell Damage +100%

Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

  • Weapon Damage +100%

Crimbo Nostalgia

  • +5 Stats Per Fight

Quivering with Rage

  • Muscle -10%

Apoplectic with Rage

  • Mysticality -10%

Dizzy with Rage

  • Moxie -10%

Puissant Pressure

  • Muscle +300%

Perspicacious Pressure

  • Mysticality +300%

Pulchritudinous Pressure

  • Moxie +300%

Perceptive Pressure

  • +50% Item Drops from Monsters

Proficient Pressure

  • +8 Stats Per Fight

Snobby

  • All Attributes +50%

Smokin'

  • Damages Attacking Opponents

Salty Mouth

  • You really need a beer...

Broken Heart

  • Muscle +
  • Regenerate HP per Adventure

Fiery Heart

  • Mysticality +
  • Regenerate 0 MP per Adventure

Cold Hearted


Sweet Heart


Withered Heart


Lustful Heart


Donho's Bubbly Ballad

  • Makes you a better diver

--JiK4eva 21:46, 16 February 2009 (UTC)