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Sleaze deals extra damage to enemies with a heat or stench subtype, and negligible damage to sleaze-based monsters.

Sleaze is one of the five main elements that can be found in the Kingdom.

Mechanics

  • Sleaze does double damage against monsters with a type of hot or stench.
  • Sleaze does a total of 1 damage against monsters with a type of sleaze.
  • Sleaze does normal damage against monsters with any other element type.
  • Sleaze monters take double damage from cold and spooky attacks.

Damage

Bonus Damage

What cares about your bonus sleaze damage (X) and/or your bonus damage to sleaze spells (Y)?

  • √(X+Y) protesters (of the initial 80) are cleared from the Mob via one of the clover/SR options, meaning:
    • X+Y ≥ 400 can clear it in 4 turns
    • X+Y ≥ 729 can clear it in 3 turns
  • X+Y ≥ 100 optimizes the NS elemental tower test (when it's sleaze)

(Relevant options available in HC Standard are in green; unrestricted HC, in yellow. Some non-optimal HC options are in gray.)

Bonuses From Equipment
Item Slot Damage
Bonus
Spell
Damage
Bonus
Prereqs &
Costs
Acquisition
Dreadful Skeleton Suit Outfit(trade)
(Hat, Shirt, Pants)
+50 +50 250 Mus,
TT
The Unkillable Skeleton's outfit
Frat Warrior Fatigues Outfit
(Hat, Pants, Acc)
+15 70 Mys,
70 Mox
Dropped in full by many different war frats:
Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe Outfit(trade)
(Hat, 1H Weap, Pants)
+10 (pris) 35 Mox Requires a total of 50 wumpus hair
Frat Boy Ensemble Outfit
(Hat, 1H Weap, Pants)
+5 20 Mus,
15 Mox
Variously acquirable in the Orcish Frat House
Glad Bag Glad Rags Outfit
(Hat, 2H Weap, Pants)
+5 62 Mus,
62 Mox
Giant Trash Quest rewards outfit
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise Outfit
(Hat, Pants)
+3 Dropped in full (each @ 20%) by Knob Goblin Harem Girl
Iunion Crown Hat(trade) 3X Copperhead June 2020 IOTM
Charge increases on the 1st, 4th, and 9th (etc.) combats won each day in said zones, but markedly decays on rollover
HITS
Haunted Bedroom
ratty knitted cap Hat 15 15 Dropped by burnouts (@ 15%, initially) in the NEP
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig Hat(trade) 20 35 Mox Dropped by All-Hallow's Steve, a 1-time (ever) Halloween trick-or-treating monster
grungy bandana Hat 10 60 Mox 1 of 10 possible items produced after combat when firing off an Arr, M80 from the VIP fireworks shop
Dropped by grungy pirate (@ 10%) Belowdecks
Unfortunato's foolscap Hat(trade) 10 (pris) 20 Mox Dropped by the Haunted Wine Cellar proto pack (August 2016 IOTM) ghost
whittled tiara Hat 5 (pris) Distant Woods Getaway Brochure (August 2019 IOTM) content
Whittled from 5 sticks of firewood
Disappears on ascension
8-billed baseball cap Hat 5 (pris) 85 Mox Dropped by broctopus (@ 5%) at The Sunken Party Yacht
stained glass stetson Hat(trade) 5 (pris) 40 Mys 2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
mullet wig Hat 2 5 Mox Available in one of the choice noncombats in Whitey's Grove
asshat Hat 1 Pasting together 2 bum cheeks
Crown of Thrones
/
Buddy Bjorn
Hat
/
Back
20 Sausage Golem May 2010 / February 2014 IOTMs
Enchantment depends on enthroned/enbackened familiar
Sleazy Gravy Fairy
oil shell Back 15 20 Mus,
TT
Oil Peak tamed turtle
paraffin poncho Back(trade) 10 2020 SC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
stained glass serape Back(trade) 5 40 Mox 2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
bod-ice Shirt 25 25 Created by Winter Gardening (1 snow berries, 4 ice harvests)
Disappears on rollover
fresh coat of paint Shirt(trade) 20? 20? Seeded based on path and day
glass casserole dish Shirt 30 Sold for 1 cashew by the Thanksgarden salesman
midriff scrubs Shirt 10 20 65 Mus Dropped by pygmy orderlies (@ 5%) in the Hidden Hospital/Bowling Alley
extremely wet T-shirt Shirt 25 85 Mus Dropped by wild girl (@ 5%) at SBB's Sunken Party Yacht
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat Shirt(trade) 15 (pris) 200 Mus Speed Hobopolis reward
Ultracolor™ shirt Shirt X (pris) 35 Mus Pen Pal (May 2011 IOTM) correspondence content
X = the number of active effects you have
astral shirt Shirt 3 (pris) Valhalla equipment option (10 Karma)
Disappears on ascension
clownskin harness Shirt 2 15 Mus Armorcrafted using clown skin
halibut 2H Weap 100 85 Mus Dropped by fisherfish (@ 3%) in The Marinara Trench, once informed by Grandpa Sea Monkee
Chester's bag of candy 2H Weap(trade) 30 200 Mox,
DB
Chester outfit piece
sleazy bindle 2H Weap(trade) 25 200 Mus Dropped by sleaze hobos (@ 0.1%) in Hobopolis's PLD
creepy-ass club 2H Weap(trade) 15 65 Mus,
SC
Meatsmithed using seal lube (from the Frat House figurine seal)
a butt tuba 2H Weap 15 57 Mox Dropped by Bob Racecar in the Palindome
Rain-Doh violet bo 2H Weap(trade) 11 can of Rain-Doh (February 2012 IOTM) content
giant cheesestick 2H Weap 11 45 Mus Smithed using goat cheese, herbs, and spices
beer-a-pult 2H Weap 10 80 Mox Sold at the wartime Frat House for 50 quarters
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 2H Weap 5 (pris) 35 Mus Crimbo 2012 content
beer-soaked mop 2H Weap 3 Dropped by a skeleton with a mop (@ 10%) in the Tavern Brawl
plastic nunchaku 2H Weap 3 (pris) 10 Mus Summon Confiscated Things, sometimes
glistening staff 2H Weap 3 15 Mus Smithed using sleaze powder
poutine pole 2H Weap 3 12 Mus Smithed using poutine and dry noodles
tin drum 2H Weap(trade) 3 (pris) Multi-using 16 fancy tin beer cans
autocalliope 2H Weap 2 (pris) 50 Mox Using Steal Accordion on Steampunk Giant in the Castle TF
beer-battered accordion 2H Weap 2 AT Using Steal Accordion on a half-orc hobo in the SBA
buffalo blade 2H Weap 2 45 Mus Smithed using hot wing, herbs, and spices
rubber axe 2H Weap 2 5 Mus Sometimes in the first DD chest
wolf whistle Weap (1H)(trade) 100 85 Mox 1-time (ever) leaderboard reward (grimstone content: wolf)
groping claw Weap (1H) 30 200 Mus Dropped by sleaze werewolf (@ 0.1%) in the Dreadsylvanian Woods
pernicious cudgel Weap (1H)(trade) 30 150 Mus Smithed from a caustic slime nodule and a slime-covered club
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff Weap (1H)(trade) 30 200 Mys,
Chefstaff
October 2011 world event content
slime knuckles Weap (1H)(trade) 25 30 Mys Created using slime globs (1 black, 50 orange, 20 green) dropped by slime blobs, a possible Voting Booth monster candidate
primitive alien blowgun Weap (1H) 25 10 Mox Dropped by hostile intelligent alien (rarely) on some Spacegate planets
unsanitized scalpel Weap (1H) 25 35 Mus Dropped by hypocritical medicus (@ 2%?) in the TTT's Roman Forum
mannequin leg Weap (1H)(trade) 20 40 Mus,
SC
Dropped by the sleaze Infernal Seal (@ 5%) summoned by the figurine found in the Orcish Frat House (both pre- and post-War)
grease cannon Weap (1H)(trade) 20 35 Mox Dropped by Travoltron, fightable at the 70s Volcano Discotheque with 3+ Disco Style
Staff of the Grease Trap Weap (1H)(trade) 20 125 Mys,
Chefstaff
Created by Rodoric
Staff of the Scummy Sink Weap (1H)(trade) 20 125 Mys,
Chefstaff
Created by Rodoric
Staff of Frozen Lard Weap (1H)(trade) 20 200 Mys,
Chefstaff
Created by Rodoric
short-handled mop Weap (1H) 10 67 Mus Dropped by pygmy janitor (@ 15%) in The Hidden City zones
gingerbread pistol Weap (1H)(trade) 10 10 Mox Sold for 300 sprinkles in the Gingerbread City's Industrial Zone at the Midnight noncom
warbear oil pan Weap (1H) 10 SA Found in warbear requisition box, sometimes
silent pea shooter Weap (1H) 10 35 Mox Dropped by pterodactyl in The Cave Before Time (TTT content)
origami riding crop Weap (1H) 10 Folded from naughty origami kit (February 2008 IOTM)
Staff of the Greasefire Weap (1H)(trade) 10 20 Mys,
Chefstaff
Created by Rodoric
White Dragon Fang Weap (1H)(trade) 9 (pris) 200 Mus Special sword from the jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
scratch 'n' sniff sword Weap (1H)1 only 3X (pris) Sticker Tome (November 2008 IOTM) content
X = number of dragon stickers
Disappears on ascension
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals Weap (1H) 5 Chefstaff Smith's Tome (December 2013 IOTM) content
Smithed using lump of Brituminous coal
Hand that Rocks the Ladle Weap (1H) 5 (pris) Smith's Tome (December 2013 IOTM) content
Smithed using lump of Brituminous coal
double-barreled sling Weap (1H) 5 20 Mox Dropped by 4/9 hippies (@ 5%) in The Hippy Camp
potato pistol Weap (1H) 5 45 Mox Smithed using t8r tots, herbs, and spices
club of the five seasons Weap (1H) 5 (pris) 60 Mus Smithed using a prismatic wad
rainbow crossbow Weap (1H) 5 (pris) 60 Mox
dreadlock whip Weap (1H) 5 5 Mus Dropped by caveman hippy (@ 10%) in the bombed Hippy Camp
The Jokester's gun Weap (1H) 5 (pris) 50 Mox Batfellow content
terra cotta tongs Weap (1H)(trade) 5 (pris) 40 Mys 2020 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber Weap (1H)(trade) 4 (pris) May 2019 IOTM
Orcish frat-paddle Weap (1H) 4 20 Mus Variously acquirable in the Orcish Frat House
demon whip Weap (1H) 3 Smithed using a demon skin
combat fan Weap (1H) 3 (pris) 67 Mus Dropped by fan dancer (@ 5%) the The Copperhead Club
grease gun Weap (1H) 3 17 Mox Smithed using cardboard ore and a White Citadel burger
Cerebral Crossbow Weap (1H) 3 30 Mox Possible outcome from the Violet Fog induced by astral mushrooms
Sword of Dark Omens Weap (1H)(trade) 3 (pris) GameInform correspondence (February 2013 IOTM) content
1 of 8 possible outfit pieces dropped by the final boss of the GameInform Dungeon
obsidian dagger Weap (1H)(trade) 3 (pris) 10 Mus Formerly dropped by ancient protector spirit
immense cyborg hand Weap (1H) 3 (pris) 60 Mus Crimbo 2007 content
cheap plastic bottle opener Weap (1H) 2 Obsolete SSPD content
Loathing Legion double prism Weap (1H)(trade) 2 (pris) Folded from Loathing Legion knife (January 2011 IOTM)
wumpus-hair whip Weap (1H)(trade) 2 (pris) Multi-using 11 wumpus hairs
yohohoyo Weap (1H) 1 (pris) 65 Mox Dropped by wacky pirate (@ 5%) on The Poop Deck
deck of lewd playing cards Off-hand(trade) 69 69 22 Mys Multi-using 52 lewd playing cards, the SR in Hobopolis's PLD
steely marble Off-hand 65 85 Mys Tier 9 marble
latte lovers member's mug Off-hand(trade) 25 Orcish Frat House (Verge) October 2018 IOTM
Enchantments adjustable from amongst corresponding ingredients collected from specific zones
25 Old Rubee Mine
20 Old Landfill
5 (pris) Haunted Gallery
disturbing fanfic Off-hand 30 15 Mys Dropped by Furry Giant (@ 25%) in the Castle BM
17-ball Off-hand 20 (pris) UR found in the Billiards Room
4-ball Off-hand 8 8 15 Mys Dropped by pooltergeist (@ 3%) in the Billiards Room
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans Off-hand 15 AoWoL/LT&T content
complicated device Off-hand(trade) 1 (pris) 11 (pris) 200 Mys Obtainable from Grandpa Sea Monkee once (ever)
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll Off-hand(trade) 10 Crimbo 2012 content
Great Wolf's left paw Off-hand(trade) 10 (pris) 250 Mus,
SC
Great Wolf of the Air outfit piece
foon of fleshiness Off-hand 8 10 Mys Smithed using foon and sleaze powder
paint palette Off-hand 8 (pris) 20 Mys NEP rare drop
orcish stud-finder Off-hand 5 27 Mys Dropped by smut orc nailer (@ 5%) in The Orc Chasm
oil lamp Off-hand 5 45 Mus Multi-using 9 bubblin' crudes
painted shield Off-hand 2 (pris) 45 Mus Armorcrafted using the (tamed) Haunted Gallery turtle
Microplushie: Sororitrate Off-hand 2 Sometimes summoned with the Thinknerd Grimoire
sebaceous shield Off-hand 1 2 Mus Armorcrafted from a bum cheek and the (tamed) SBA turtle
transparent pants Pants 60 60 200 Mox Dropped by sleaze ghosts in the Dreadsylvanian Village
BRAINS shorts Pants 40 40 200 Mox October 2011 world event content
Crimbo stockings Pants 75 75 Mox,
DB
Crimbo 2020 content
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards Pants(trade) 50 250 Mus Unkillable Skeleton outfit piece
boneana hammock Pants 20 20 45 Mox Valhalla revamp content
Danglin' Chad's loincloth Pants 25 75 Mox Dropped by the frat war hero Danglin' Chad
discarded swimming trunks Pants 10 10 Dropped by swimming pool monster at the KoL Con Clan Party House
marble maebari Pants(trade) 20 40 Mus 2019 HC Standard ascension reward for Seal Clubber
troutsers Pants 11 (pris) VIP Floundry option
Disappears on rollover
tinsel tights Pants(trade) 10 Folded from January's Garbage Tote (January 2018 IOTM)
stylish swimsuit Pants 10 5 Mus,
Found when diving in the VIP Swimming Pool, sometimes
furry skirt Pants 5 60 Mox Armorcrafted using furry fur
furry kilt
furry pants
pair of plants Pants 5 (pris) 15 Mox Dropped by Venus mantrap (rarely) in The Deep Dark Jungle
pygmy briefs Pants 5 67 Mox Dropped by pygmy witch lawyer in the Hidden Park/Apartment/Office
wrought-iron waders Pants(trade) 5 (pris) 40 Mox 2017 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
porcelain plus-fours Pants(trade) 4 (pris) 40 Mox 2015 HC Standard ascension reward for Turtle Tamer
slicksilver ring Acc1 only 20 40 10 Mys LT&T (February 2016 IOTM) content
pearl necklace Acc 23 37 37 Mox Sold at the XO Shop for 37 Os
Disappears on ascension
Sketcherz™ Acc 20 25 60 Mys Dropped by sketchy van on A Deserted Stretch of I-911 (grimstone content: hare)
deep-fried key Acc1 only* 15 30 Low Key Summer content
Disappears on ascension
Mudflap-Girl Ring Acc1 only 40 60 Mys Jewelrycrafted from a tawdry amethyst (rare sleaze wad replacement)
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 40
soggy elf shoes Acc1 only 40 20 Mox Crimbo 2019 content
Crimbomega drive chain Acc1 only 20 20 Crimbo 2014 content
rainbow pearl ring Acc1 only 40 (pris) 200 Mys Jewelrycrafted from a rainbow pearl
Juju Mojo Mask, with Gaze of the Trickster God intrinsic Acc1 only 30 Mask tuned to moxie July 2010 IOTM
Use a combat item or a skill flagged as moxie class while the Mask is untuned
amber aviator shades Acc1 only 30 85 Mys Dropped by lounge lizardfish (@ 5%) in The Dive Bar
Chester's Aquarius medallion Acc1 only(trade) 30 200 Mys Chester non-outfit drop
Jefferson wings Acc 20 65 Mys Dropped by Jefferson pilots (@ 5%) in A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
pacifier necklace Acc1 only 20 60 Mox Dropped by running man at the Volcano Lair during the DB nemesis quest
Disappears on ascension
Chester's sunglasses Acc1 only(trade) 20 200 Mox Chester non-outfit drop
Chester's moustache Acc1 only(trade) 20 200 Mox,
DB
Chester outfit piece
ghost of a necklace Acc(trade) 8 8 15 Mys Received from Lady Spookyraven after completing her first floor quest
Yuleviathan necklace Acc1 only 15 (pris) 40 Mys Crimbo 2019 content
fiberglass fannypack Acc1 only(trade) 15 40 Mys 2018 HC Standard ascension reward for Pastamancer
kick-ass kicks Acc1 only 10 65 Mys Sold at the wartime Frat House for 15 quarters, and dropped by many war frats
sweat socks Acc 5 5 Dropped by "monsters" in The Inner Wolf Gym
clown car key Acc1 only* 10 (pris) Low Key Summer content
Disappears on ascension
malevolent medallion Acc1 only(trade) 10 (pris) 150 Mys Smithed from a caustic slime nodule and a slime-covered compass
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase Acc1 only(trade) 5 (pris) June 2017 IOTM
Myriad possible effect bonus combinations
tiny plastic Beelzebozo Acc 5 Sometimes found in Spooky Surprise Eggs
bejeweled cufflinks Acc1 only 3 (pris) 45 Mys Sometimes drops from VIP Klaw Game
antique nutcracker beard Acc1 only(trade) 3 (pris) 30 Mys Crimbo 2019 content
tie-dyed fannypack Acc1 only(trade) 2 (pris) 10 Mys Dropped by the Old Landfill proto pack (August 2016 IOTM) ghost
pirate radio ring Acc1 only(trade) 2 (pris) Sold in the PR (April 2019 IOTM zone) Fun-a-Log for 1,000 FunPoints
reinforced furry underpants Acc 2 Armorcrafted from a bar skin and the (tamed) Haunted Conservatory turtle
tiny plastic fax machine Acc 2 (pris) Crimbo 2010 content
shamanic beads Acc 1 (pris) 47 Mys Dropped by swamp beaver shaman in Canadia's Swamp Beaver Territory
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning Acc 1 (pris) Crimbo 2013 content
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer Acc 1 Crimbo 2013 content
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. Acc 1 (pris) Crimbo 2013 content
tiny plastic Crimbomination Acc 1 (pris) Crimbo 2009 content
Big Wisniewski mask Mask 40 40 DD Worn by The Man
The Man mask Mask 40 40 DD Worn by The Big Wisniewski
Bonuses From Effects
Effect Damage
Bonus
Spell
Damage
Bonus
Source (Type) Duration Acquisition
Dirty Pear x2 x2 DIRT pizza (size 3 food) Autosell-based November 2019 IOTM in your Workshed
Reliably grants effects whose names begin with a uniquely identifying 4 (or less) letters, corresponding to the pizza ingredients
Wish 20 turns September 2017 IOTM
pear supersucker (potion) 30 turns Crimbo 2011 content
Bendin' Hell x2 (pris) x2 (pris) Bend Hell (1x/day skill) 1 turn Skillbook (Hell and How I Bent It, tradable) sold for 20 buffalo dimes at the LT&T (February 2016 IOTM) store
Note: Ideal candidate for stone wool's effect-extension!
Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover 100 FIFT pizza (size 3 food) Autosell-based See above
Wish 20 turns September 2017 IOTM
Dreadsylvania noncom 100 turns Village: EstateFamily Plot → "Read some tombstones"
Painted-On Bikini 50 50 PAI* pizza (size 3 food) Autosell-based See above
Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" (potion) 50 turns Sold in the charter airport shop for 125 Beach Bucks
Orcmouth 40 40 Mysterious Island iced tea (size 1 booze) 40 turns Mixed using Robortender's Orc drop and tequila
Blood-Gorged 40 40 vial of blood simple syrup (potion) 20 turns Halloween candy for Count Drunkula's outfit
Shortened 25 50 barrel cracker (size 1 food) 40 turns Barrel God shrine (September 2015 IOTM) content
In a Lather 20 (pris) 40 (pris) Sockdollager (size 2 booze) 25 turns Available at the VIP Speakeasy, usable 3x/day
Gutterminded 50 Buttery Knob (size 2 booze) 5 turns Booze siphoned from Goblins by Happy Medium (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
Slippery Knob (size 2 booze) 10 turns
Flaming Knob (size 2 booze) 15 turns
Cuts Like a Buttered Knife 50 bag of lard (potion) 10 turns Whitey's Grove SR
Greasy Visage 50 can of Adultwitch™ (size 2 food) 20 turns Dropped by sketchy van on A Deserted Stretch of I-911 (grimstone content: hare)
Witch's Brood 50 (pris) witch's brew (potion) 50 turns Leaderboard reward (grimstone content: witch)
Why So Serious? 25 (pris) 25 (pris) Jokester makeup (potion) 25 turns Batfellow content
It Went Through All Right 25 25 drive-thru burger (size 1 food) 40 turns Crimbo 2020 content
Slippery Tongue 20 20 extremely slippery nipple (size 1 booze) 40 turns Mixed from Robortender's Orc drop and tequila
Human-Slime Hybrid 20 20 Gene Tonic: Slime (potion) 30 turns, or intrinsic Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab (April 2014 IOTM) workshed content
DNA extraction syringe, filled vs said phylum
Inappropriate Spirit 20 20 Steam-Powered Cheerleader 1 turn September 2013 IOTM
Granted at the beginning of combat, sometimes
Oiled, Slick 15 15 Beach Comb beach head (each 1x/day) 50 turns Beach Comb (July 2019 IOTM) content
Sleazy Hands 10 20 lotion of sleaziness (potion) Sauciness-based Saucecrafted using sleaze powder
Hangdog 30 wet dog (size 3 food) 30 turns Available at the VIP Hot Dog Stand, usable 1x/day
The Two-Prong Crown 30 Green Manalishi (size 3 booze) 30 turns Dropped by fleet woodsman (@ 20%) in the Mob of Protesters
Improprie Tea 30 cuppa Improprie tea (potion) 30 turns potted tea tree (KoL Con item) content
Buttery, Boy 30 Buttery Boy (size 3 booze) 20 turns Mixed from Guzzlr cocktail set and Dish of Clarified Butter (final stage God Lobster experience boon)
Yoloswagyoloswag 15 15 Yolo™ chocolates (potion) 5 turns Halloween candy for SBB Brogre outfit
Boschface 25 (pris) Elizabeth's paintbrush (potion) 25 turns Dropped by Elizabeth Spookyraven at the culmination of her Lights Out Quest (minimum 222 turns, ending in the Gallery)
Lubed 25 seal lube (potion) 10 turns Dropped by the sleaze Infernal Seal (@ 35%) summoned by the figurine found in the Orcish Frat House (both pre- and post-War)
Puddingface 20 amok pudding (size 2 food) 20 turns Dropped by amok putty in The Thinknerd Warehouse
Blessing of the Pervy Noodles 20 handful of crafty noodles (potion) 10 turns November 2013 world event
Greased 20 HITS 10 turns BM adventure, found after creating the star key
Takin' It Greasy 15 Grease Up (skill) 10 turns Skillbook (Now You're Cooking With Grease, tradable) sold for 300 Beach Bucks at SBB's Souvenir Shop
Spoon Boon 5 (pris) 10 (pris) hewn moon-rune spoon equipped at rollover 50 turns June 2019 IOTM
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 15 (pris) (skill) Accordion-based Caster must be AT; recipient must be lvl 15
recording 20 turns Created by AT post-Nemesis or via the warbear LP-ROM burner workshed
Rainbow Bright 15 (pris) prismatic wad (size 3 spleensie) 10 turns Combination of all five elemental wads, via Rainbow Gravitation
Greasy Peasy 15 robot grease (potion) 30 turns Dropped (@ 15%) by robots in The Thinknerd Warehouse
Belch the Rainbow™ X (pris) Piddles (potion) 10 turns X = your level (capped at 11)
Dropped by Stocking Mimic (December 2009 IOTM) with its bag equipped, sometimes
Voting Booth local initiative 10 Voting Booth, sometimes All day November 2018 IOTM (voter registration form) content
Available options seeded by class, path, and day
Slimy Hands 10 Tea Party buff (1x/day) with a 14-char hat 30 turns VIP Looking Glass content (in the "DRINK ME" zone)
Slimy Flavor 10 slimy paste (size 4 spleensie) 10 turns Stomping on a Slime with a charged Pair of Stomping Boots (August 2011 IOTM)
Basted 10 Pandamonium Slums 10 turns BM adventure, found after having obtained the steel margarita
Supafly 10 sleaze wad (size 1 spleensie) 10 turns Pulverize:
Video... Games? 5 (pris) 5 (pris) defective Game Grid token (1x/day) 5 turns Found (rarely) in the Game Grid (June 2010 IOTM content) Jackass Plumber machine
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (size 1 food) In-season path reward for The Source
damage.enh 5 (pris) Source Terminal enhancement 100 turns (max) June 2016 IOTM, with file installed
Colorful Gratitude 5 (pris) cigar box turtle (potion) 15 turns Turtle Taming in high-level indoor locations (including: Copperhead, Zeppelin, Wine Cellar, and the 4 Hidden City side zones)
Elemental Flavor 5 (pris) elemental paste (size 4 spleensie) 10 turns Stomping on an Elemental with a charged Pair of Stomping Boots (August 2011 IOTM)
Elemental Mastery 5 (pris) Buttery Knob (size 2 booze) 5 turns Booze siphoned from Goblins by Happy Medium (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
Slippery Knob (size 2 booze) 10 turns
Flaming Knob (size 2 booze) 15 turns
Ooh, Umami! 5 Eating with Magic Tongue active (from magicberry tablets), sometimes 10 turns Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts (December 2012 IOTM) content
Corona de la Salsa 5 (pris) Mini-Sauceror, as a lvl 15+ AT 10 turns June 2013 IOTM
Amorous 5 shingle (potion) 10 turns Dropped by a Frat Boy (@ 25%) in the Orcish Frat House
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy (potion) Halloween candy for duct tape outfit
Sleazy Jellied 5 sleaze jelly (size 1 spleensie) 50 turns Space Jellyfish (January 2017 IOTM) content
toast with sleaze jelly (size 1 food) 25 turns Cooked using toast
Altered Wavelengths 5 (pris) papier-mochi (potion) 40 turns Tome of Rad Libs (KoL Con item) content
Powder Power 5 (pris) sachet of strange powder (size 1 spleensie) 40 turns FantasyRealm (April 2018 IOTM zone) content
Crudé 5 crude crudités (potion) 10 turns Halloween candy for bubblin' crude outfit
Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife 5 Elvish delight (potion) 3 turns Halloween candy for Pork Elf Prizes
Cinco Elementos X (pris) Cinco Mayo Lager (size 3 booze) 5 turns Cinco de Mayo IV content
X = turns of effect (capped at 2500)
Sleazy Weapon 3 sleaze nuggets (potion) 5 turns Pulverize:
Your Favorite Flavor 3 (pris) mystery lollipop (potion) 5 turns Halloween candy for the Fortune Teller psychic outfit
Stained 3 (pris) stained hard candy (potion) 20 turns Halloween candy for the 2021 HC Standard ascension reward outfit
All Glory To the Toad 2 (pris) colorful toad (potion) 10 turns Dropped by pygmy shaman in the Hidden Apartment
Tasting the Rainbow 2 (pris) rainbow jellybean (potion) 5 turns Halloween candy for the Fortune Teller genie outfit
Cholestoriffic X X fry-oil-flavored Hob-O (potion) 1 turn X = turns of effect (capped at 100)
Halloween candy for Chester's outfit, or (indirectly) for Hodgman's outfit
Frosty the Hitman 0-2 disintegrating sheet music (potion) 10 turns Probably doesn't count towards checks?
Force of Mayo Be With You X Soaking (1x/day) in The Mayo Clinic 20 turns X = blood mayo level (uncapped)
May 2015 IOTM in your Workshed
Ways to increase your (uncapped!) BML:
  • Use any Prescription-Strength Mayo: +1
  • Use Mayonex: additional +1 for each adv the food would have given
  • Use Mayo de Mayo™ mayo: +5
  • (Soaking: +0)
Mayonex (food additive) 1 turn for each adv the food would have given
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo (potion) 5 turns

The following enchantments convert other types of damage to sleaze:

Tuning
Sheepskinned
Flavour of Magic: Spirit of Bacon Grease (Pastamancer spells only)
Sinful Desires (Pastamancer spells only)
Chester's Aquarius medallion (Pastamancer spells only)
Sleazeform

Combat Damage

The following sources directly deal sleaze damage in combat:

Skills/Spells
Offensive Joke: 30-40
Inappropriate Backrub: scales
Grease Lightning: strikes scale like Saucegeyser
Spray Hot Grease, with warbear oil pan equipped: like Saucestorm, instead of Cold
The following Pastamancer spells, sometimes (or always, if tuned):
Sing Along, with SongBoom set to "These Fists Were Made for Punchin'": X (pris), X = LVL
Flash Headlight, in AoSP, with a Blacklight Bulb installed: scales
Flash Headlight, in AoSP, with a Party Bulb installed: scales (pris)
Storm of the Scarab, in Ed: scales (pris)
Rainbow, in HR: 6-7 (pris)
Unleash the Greash, from the Takin' It Greasy effect: converts turns of effect to damage
Sleazy Breath, from the effect received when eating sleazy hi mein
Give Your Opponent "The Bird", after using a tasty louse while in Birdform: scales
Blow a Robo-Kiss, with unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape equipped, set to Robot Police: "Kiss Me": scales to 20% of monster's HP, min 50
Blow Wolf Whistle, with wolf whistle equipped: 100
Chefstaff jiggling:
Utensil Twist, with Hand that Rocks the Ladle equipped: 10-12 (pris)
Paint Job, with paint palette equipped: 8 (pris)
Haggis Kick, with haggis socks equipped: 8-10
Cowboy Kick, with your cowboy boots equipped, with slicksilver spurs: scales to 10% of mus
LUBE, with Crimbomega drive chain equipped: 7X-8X, X = Crimbot Outfit Power
Hypnotize Hobo, with Tawdry Tramp Togs equipped, in Hobopolis: 2-3x enemy's remaining HP
Paraffin Prism, with any 2020 SC ascension rewards equipped: scales to paraffin equipped (pris)
Combat Items
love song of naughty innuendo: scales with mox
cursed dirty joke scroll: scales with mox
groupie lipstick: 150-250
flirtatious feather: 80-120
pint of sweat: 25-30
rainbow bomb: 20-30 (pris)
death blossom: 20-25 (pris)
naughty paper shuriken: 15-20, if can't drop pants
painted turtle: 10-20 (pris)
onion shurikens: 10-15
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli: 8-10
paint bomb: 5-10 (pris), and more ongoing
d8: Xd8 (pris), X = ceiling((LVL+1)/3)
Passive Damage
Crown of Thrones/Buddy Bjorn containing:
sleazy bindle: 70-100 on crit
porcelain porkpie: adds a matching sleaze component to PM spells
Mr. Haggis: 4-5
Folder Holder, with rainbow unicorn folder inserted: 10-20 (pris) stinging
groovy prism necklace: 5 (pris) stinging
old school calculator watch: 1-2, sometimes
warbear laser beacon, as a DB: 3 * (1 + Disco Momentum) (pris)
ant hoe: 10-12
grape troll doll: 3-5 after being used in combat
pint of sweat: 10-15 after being used in combat
paint bomb: 5-10 (pris) after being used in combat
The following familiars deal sleaze damage:

Resistance

What cares about your sleaze resistance (X)?

  • √(mox/30 * (1+X)) bridge parts (floored, max 14) are dropped by the Orc Chasm's Blech House moxie route
Bonuses From Equipment
Item Slot Resistance
Bonus
Prereqs Acquisition
Ceramic Suit Outfit(trade)
(Hat, Back, 1H Weap, Offhand, Pants, Acc)
+5 (pris) 40 Mus,
40 Mys,
40 Mox
2015 HC Standard ascension rewards outfit
Slimesuit Outfit(trade)
(Hat, Pants, Acc)
+3 (pris) 200 Mys,
200 Mox
Mother Slime outfit
Mushroom Masquerade Outfit
(Hat, Offhand, Pants, Acc)
+3 (pris) mushroom slab foldable outfit
Disappears on ascension
Topiaria Outfit
(Hat, Pants, Acc)
+2 (pris) Requires a total of 18 topiary nugglets
Miming Regalia Outfit
(Hat, Shirt, Pants, Acc, Acc)
+2 (pris) Crimbo 2017 content outfit
Primitive Radio Duds Outfit
(Hat, Pants, Acc)
+1 (pris) 60 Mys,
60 Mox
Radio KoL content outfit
Iunion Crown Hat(trade) X Orc Chasm June 2020 IOTM
Charge increases on the 1st, 4th, and 9th (etc.) combats won each day in said zones, but markedly decays on rollover
Oil Peak
Hidden Bowling Alley
Mu cap Hat 4 (pris) Sold at The Pokémporium for 50 bills
Disappears on ascension
orange peel hat Hat 3 (pris) 85 Mox Dropped by the frat war hero Glass of Orange Juice on The Battlefield
gold crown Hat 3 60 Mox GameInform correspondence (February 2013 IOTM) content
hardened slime hat Hat(trade) 3 (pris) 200 Mox Mother Slime outfit piece
oil cap Hat 2 42 Mox Multi-using 8 bubblin' crudes
tin tam Hat(trade) 2 (pris) Multi-using 8 fancy tin beer cans
hazmat helmet Hat(trade) 2 (pris) 85 Mox Sold at Dinseylandfill's store for 25 FunFunds™
warbear plain ushanka Hat(trade) 2 (pris) 10 mus Multi-using 9 warbear helm fragments (Crimbo 2013 content)
yellow traffic cone Hat(trade) 2 15 Mox Obsolete SSPD content
helm of the white knight Hat 1 (pris) 15 Mox VIP Looking Glass content
Sold for 30,000 meat in the "DRINK ME" zone store
sea cowboy hat Hat 1 (pris) 85 Mox Armorcrafted using sea leather
clingfilm cap Hat(trade) 1 (pris) 60 Mox Multi-using 9 bits of clingfilm
Crown of Thrones
/
Buddy Bjorn
Hat
/
Back
2 (pris) Bad Vibe May 2010 / February 2014 IOTMs
Enchantment depends on enthroned/enbackened familiar
Bulky Buddy Box
Exotic Parrot
Holiday Log
Pet Coral
Pet Rock
Toothsome Rock
Twitching Space Critter
unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape Back(trade) 3 (pris) Set to Vampire Slicer: "Hold Me" November 2020 IOTM
stained glass serape Back(trade) 3 40 Mox 2021 HC Standard ascension reward for Accordion Thief
wicker slicker Back(trade) 3 2016 SC Standard ascension reward for Turtle Tamer
vampyric cloake with Misty Form activate Back(trade) 2 (pris) March 2019 IOTM
Transformations can be used (in total) 10x/day and 1x/fight
frozen turtle shell Back 2 50 Mus,
TT
Castle GF tamed turtle
elf army poncho Back 2 (pris) Dropped by Elf Operative, sometimes
Disappears on rollover
rubber cape Back 2 (pris) 85 Mys Multi-using 11 rubber nubbins
bony back shell Back 2 (pris) Path of the Plumber content
Disappears on ascension
whatsit-covered turtle shell Back 1 (pris) 20 Mus,
TT
Guano Junction tamed turtle
palm-frond cloak Back 1 (pris) 75 Mys Multi-using 7 palm fronds
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat Shirt(trade) 5 (pris) 200 Mus Speed Hobopolis reward
Dragonscale breastplate Shirt(trade) 3 (pris) 40 Mus FantasyRealm (April 2018 IOTM zone) boss drop
shark jumper Shirt 3 (pris) 85 Mus Dropped by decent white shark in The Briniest Deepests
fresh coat of paint Shirt(trade) 2? Seeded based on path and day
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail Shirt 2 (pris) Wishing "for a blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail"
conquistador's breastplate Shirt(trade) 2 (pris) Sold in the PR (April 2019 IOTM zone) Fun-a-Log for 1,000 FunPoints
famous blue raincoat Shirt 2 (pris) Heavy Rains content
Disappears on rollover
bat-ass leather jacket Shirt 1 (pris) 77 Mus Armorcrafted using leathery bat skin (from the Upper Chamber tomb bat)
gnauga hide vest Shirt 1 (pris) 25 Mus Armorcrafted using gnauga hide
KoL Con 13 T-shirt Shirt 2 Dropped by drunk congoers in TTT's KoL Con Clan Party House or 12 West Main
Bloodbath 2H Weap(trade) 2 (pris) 200 Mus Special sword from the jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
hand-carved staff 2H Weap(trade) 1 (pris) 30 Mus Little Canadia quest content
Sword of Procedural Generation 2H Weap(trade) 1-5,
maybe
200 Mus Special sword from the jar of psychoses (Jick)
sea-worn candlestick Weap (1H)(trade) 3 50 Mus Obtainable from Grandpa Sea Monkee once (ever)
teflon spatula Weap (1H) 3 85 Mys Meatsmithed from Sea components
clown whip Weap (1H) 2 Meatsmithed using clown skin
Dinsey's pizza cutter Weap (1H)(trade) 2 (pris) 100 Mys Dropped by Wart Dinsey (as a Pastamancer)
elven tambourine Weap (1H) 2 (pris) Crimbo 2015 content
titanium assault umbrella Weap (1H) 1 (pris) 50 Mus Dropped by Spunky Princess (@ 10%) in the Airship
can of maces Weap (1H) 1 10 Mox Sometimes in the second DD chest
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber Weap (1H)(trade) 1 (pris) May 2019 IOTM
+3 (pris) Daily upgrade
ghostly dagger Weap (1H) 1 (pris) 40 Mus Dropped by ghost actor in TTT's Globe Theatre Backstage
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield Off-hand 5 (pris) 85 Mus UR found on The Icy Peak
six-rainbow shield Off-hand 3 (pris) 70 Mus Armorcrafted from wonderwall shield (dropped by oasis monster @ ~5%) and a prismatic wad
latte lovers member's mug Off-hand(trade) 3 Road to White Citadel October 2018 IOTM
Enchantments adjustable from amongst corresponding ingredients collected from specific zones
Unkillable Skeleton's shield Off-hand(trade) 3 (pris) 100 Mus The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode) drop
standards and practices guide Off-hand(trade) 2 10 Mys Dropped by the Orc Chasm proto pack (August 2016 IOTM) ghost
ox-head shield Off-hand 2 (pris) 10 Mus Dropped by Witchess Ox
Disappears on rollover
discarded finger painting Off-hand 2 (pris) Dropped by an unequipped Left-Hand Man, sometimes
Disappears on ascension
battered hubcap Off-hand 2 (pris) 65 Mus Dropped by Bailey's Beetle (@ ~25%) on The Battlefield (if the gremlins were completed as a hippy)
party crasher Off-hand(trade) 2 (pris) 20 Mus Received in NEP favor #5
HOA regulation book Off-hand(trade) 2 (pris) 100 Mus Zombie HOA (Hard Mode) drop
Loathing Legion pizza stone Off-hand(trade) 1 (pris) Folded from Loathing Legion knife (January 2011 IOTM)
polyalloy shield Off-hand 1 (pris) 55 Mus Crimbo 2007 content
Shield of Icy Fate Off-hand(trade) 1 (pris) GameInform correspondence (February 2013 IOTM) content
1 of 8 possible outfit pieces dropped by the final boss of the GameInform Dungeon
troutsers Pants(trade) 5 (pris) VIP Floundry option
Greatest American Pants with Super Structure activated Pants 5 (pris) September 2010 IOTM
Mayor Ghost's khakis Pants(trade) 5 250 Mys,
PM
Mayor Ghost outfit piece
burning paper jorts Pants 3 Shaped from burning newspaper
Disappears on rollover
slime waders Pants(trade) 3 30 Mys Created using slime globs (1 black, 10 orange, 30 green) dropped by slime blobs, a possible Voting Booth monster candidate
hardened slime pants Pants(trade) 3 (pris) 200 Mox Mother Slime outfit piece
Zombo's grievous greaves Pants(trade) 3 200 Mus,
TT
Zombo outfit piece
The Necbromancer's Shorts Pants(trade) 3 200 Mox October 2011 world event content
pantogram pants Pants 2 November 2017 IOTM
Disappears on rollover
whittled shorts Pants 2 (pris) Distant Woods Getaway Brochure (August 2019 IOTM) content
Whittled from 5 sticks of firewood
Disappears on ascension
waders Pants 2 (pris) 30 Mox Beach Comb (July 2019 IOTM) content
Pantsgiving Pants 2 (pris) November 2013 IOTM
Crimbylow-rise jeans Pants 2 (pris) 15 Mox Crimbo 2019 content
warbear long johns Pants(trade) 2 (pris) 10 Mox Multi-using 9 warbear trouser fragments
Crimbo 2013 content
turtlemail breeches Pants 2 25 Mox Multi-using 5 turtlemail bits
white satin pants Pants 2 5 Mox Dropped by Knight in White Satin (@ 15%) in Whitey's Grove
Vicar's Tutu Pants 1 (pris) Smith's Tome (December 2013 IOTM) content
Smithed using lump of Brituminous coal
duct tape dockers Pants(trade) 1 (pris) 82 Mox Multi-using 12 duct tape
dungeoneer's dungarees Pants 1 (pris) Found in The Limerick Dungeon
snailmail breeches Pants 1 (pris) 67 Mox Multi-using 5 snailmail bits
Drunkula's silky pants Pants(trade) 1 250 Mys,
SA
Count Drunkula outfit piece
rainbow pearl earring Acc1 only 9 (pris) 200 Mys Jewelrycrafted from a rainbow pearl
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase Acc1 only(trade) 5 June 2017 IOTM
Myriad possible effect bonus combinations
training legwarmers Acc1 only 5 (pris) Dropped at The Snojo after the 11th free fight on Myst mode
Disappears on ascension
Pocket Square of Loathing Acc1 only(trade) 5 (pris) 150 Mys Dropped by Dad Sea Monkee
Treads of Loathing Acc1 only(trade) 5 150 Mus Smithed from Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred (DB scholar path) and Ass-Stompers of Violence (SC gladiator path)
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder Acc1 only(trade) 4 (pris) holographic fractal folder August 2013 IOTM
tonguebone Acc1 only 4 200 Mys Dropped by sleaze skeleton (@ 0.1%) in Dreadsylvanian Castle)
LOV Earrings Acc1 only 3 (pris) LOV Tunnel mox equipment
Disappears on rollover
topiary necktie Acc 3 Multi-using 6 topiary nugglets
Ice-Cold Beerring Acc1 only 3 60 Mys Jewelrycrafted from a glacial sapphire (rare cold wad replacement)
Unspeakable Earring Acc1 only 3 60 Mys Jewelrycrafted from an unearthly onyx (rare spooky wad replacement)
deep-fried key Acc1 only* 3 Low Key Summer content
Disappears on ascension
plexiglass pinky ring Acc1 only(trade) 3 (pris) 75 Mys HC Oxygenarian ascension reward for Sauceror
hardened slime belt Acc1 only(trade) 3 (pris) 200 Mys Mother Slime outfit piece
Miming gloves Acc1 only 3 Crimbo 2017 content
Frosty's carrot Acc1 only(trade) 3 200 Mys,
SC
Frosty outfit piece
round green sunglasses Acc1 only 2 80 Mys Dropped by Green Ops Soldier (@ 5%) on the Battlefield
your cowboy boots Acc1 only*(trade) 2 (pris) thicksilver spurs LT&T content
Other options include +20% items, +5 adv/day, and +30% init
perfume-soaked bandana Acc1 only 2 (pris) 15 Mys Dropped by fishy and flashy pirates (@ 5%) at Dinseylandfill's Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan Acc1 only 2 Pen Pal (May 2011 IOTM) correspondence content
rubber gloves Acc 2 12 Mys Dropped by clean-room daemon in the Triad Factory (jar of psychoses content)
warbear warscarf Acc1 only(trade) 2 (pris) 10 Mys Multi-using 9 warbear accoutrements chunks
Krampus Horn Acc1 only(trade) 2 (pris) 40 Mys Crimbo 2016 content
tiny plastic Crimborgatron Acc 2 Crimbo 2015 content
ghost of a necklace Acc(trade) 1 (pris) 15 Mys Received from Lady Spookyraven after completing her first floor quest
head mirror Acc 1 (pris) 62 Mys Dropped by pygmy witch surgeon in the Hospital, or (sometimes) in the Park dumpster
psychic's amulet Acc(trade) 1 (pris) 35 Mys VIP Fortune Teller content
disbelief suspenders Acc 1 10 Mys Dropped by decent lumberjack (@ 10%) in Camp Logging Camp
round purple sunglasses Acc1 only 1 70 Mys Part of the hippy war outfit; dropped by many war hippies
brazen bracelet Acc(trade) 1 65 Mus Received by Turtle Tamers when opening the reward from the third (Future) agua de vida quest (June 2009 IOTM content)
tiny plastic wild beaver Acc 1 Crimbo 2018 content
tiny plastic Crimborgatron Acc 1 Crimbo 2015 content
cheap elven gloves Acc 1 Crimbo 2008 content
Trick-or-Treating Tot + li'l candy corn costume Familiar
+ Fam Equip
5 (pris) Costume sold for 1,000 meat in The General Store
Exotic Parrot Familiar 1+X (pris) 17+20X lbs Sold at The Black Market for 500,000 meat
Mu Familiar Poké garden (March 2018 IOTM) content
Bonuses From Effects
Effect Resistance
Bonus
Source (Type) Duration Acquisition
(Passive) 3 Unoffendable Always Skillbook (History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX, tradable) sold for 300 Beach Bucks at SBB's Souvenir Shop
(Passive) 2 Heart of Polyester Always Disco Bandit skill
Path Exclusive
Path Effect Resistance
Bonus
Source (Type) Duration Acquisition
You, Robot (Passive) Weather Control Algorithms 2 (pris) Always CPU Upgrade
(Weap slot) Reflective Shard 3 (pris) Until replaced Left Arm option (costs 5 Scrap to swap in)
Path of the Plumber (Passive) Rainbow Shield 2 (pris) Always Badge n sold for 25+25n at the Badge Shop
Dark Gyffte Mist Form (skill) 4 (pris) Until replaced (intrinsic) Middle tree, rank 5
Spectral Awareness (skill) 2 (pris) 20 turns, or until replaced Right tree, rank 4
(Ensorcelee slot) Ensorceling an Elemental X (pris) Until replaced X = monster attack / 50, rounded up, capped at 30
Disguises Delimit (Mask slot) punk mask 9 Until replaced Seeded randomly
(Mask slot) Groar's mask 4 (pris) Until replaced Worn by the Bonerdagon
(Mask slot) catcher's mask 3 (pris) Until replaced Worn by jock at the NEP
Gelatinous Noob (Passive) Sense of Decorum 1 Always Skill 21
(Passive) Blush Reflex 1 Always Skill 22
(Passive) Sense of Propriety 2 Always Skill 23
(Passive) Politeness 2 Always Skill 24
(Passive) Profound Shame 3 Always Skill 25
Nuclear Autumn (Passive) Metallic Skin 2 (pris) Always Costs 90 rads when Fiddling With Your Genes
Ear Winds Flappy Ears (skill) 2 (pris) 10 turns Costs 90 rads in the Gene-Sequencing Laboratory on level 6 of your shelter
Avatar of West of Loathing (Passive) True Outdoorsperson 3 (pris) Always Cow Puncher skill
Actually Ed the Undying (Passive) Elemental Wards 1 (pris) Always Costs 10 Ka coins at the Underworld Body Shop
(Passive) More Elemental Wards 2 (pris) Always Costs 20 Ka coins at the Underworld Body Shop
Requires Elemental Wards
(Passive) Even More Elemental Wards 3 (pris) Always Costs 30 Ka coins at the Underworld Body Shop
Requires More Elemental Wards
Hide of Sobek (skill) 1 (pris) 10 turns Left tree, rank 4
Heavy Rains (Passive) Rain Delay 3 (pris) Always Gained from aquaconda brain
Avatar of Sneaky Pete Slicked-Back Do Hair Today (skill) 3 (pris) Until replaced (intrinsic) Middle tree, rank 7
Avatar of Jarlsberg Oilsphere (skill) 3 (pris) 20 turns, or until replaced Lunch tree, final rank
Zombie Master (Passive) Elemental Obliviousness 2 (pris) Always Middle tree, rank 4
Avatar of Boris (Passive) Legendary Girth 2 (pris) Always Right tree, rank 2
Sleazeform Infinity phial of sleaziness (potion) Sauciness-based Saucecrafted using a sleaze cluster
Synthesis: Greasy 9 Sweet Synthesis (skill) 30 turns Synthesizing 2 simple candy with itemID sum modulo 4
Skillbook (Rethinking Candy, tradable) is Crimbo 2016 content
Hyperoffended 9 donkey flipbook (potion) 10 turns South of The Border SR
Flop Sweat 7 Mom Sea Monkee buff (1x/day) option 50 turns Rescuing Mom is an optional branch of the Sea Monkees Quest
Scariersauce 6 Casting Scarysauce with velour viscometer equipped Saucepan-based 2021 SC Standard ascension reward for Sauceror
Avatar of She-Who-Was 5 (pris) Turtle Power with Glorious Blessing 10 turns Removes your Glorious Blessing (which normally takes 100 combats to acquire)
Nasty Hand 5 Cargo pocket 43 20 turns September 2020 IOTM
Gooed Enough For Government Work 5 extra-strength goo (potion) 20 turns Red-Nosed Snapper (December 2019 IOTM) Slime-tracking drop
Shielded Unit 5 (pris) murderbot shield unit (potion) 20 turns Pasted from 2 power cells, dropped by drones on some Spacegate planets
Industrially Frosted 5 (pris) industrial frosting (potion) 5 turns Dropped by GNG-3-R, found in the Gingerbread City's Gingerbread Industrial Zone at the Midnight noncom (with gingerservo in inventory)
Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 5 (pris) recording 20 turns Created by AT via the warbear LP-ROM burner workshed, 5% of the time
Educated (Sorta) 5 Hobopolis adventure 20 turns Sold for 5 hobo nickels at the Hobo Marketplace
Dreadful Chill 5 Dreadsylvanian cold pocket (size 4 food) 200 turns Cooking bone flour with a cold cluster
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned (size 4 booze) 200 turns Mixing eau de mort with a cold cluster
Dreadful Fear 5 Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket (size 4 food) 200 turns Cooking bone flour with a spooky cluster
Dreadsylvanian grimlet (size 4 booze) 200 turns Mixing eau de mort with a spooky cluster
Video... Games? 5 (pris) defective Game Grid token (1x/day) 5 turns Found (rarely) in the Game Grid (June 2010 IOTM content) Jackass Plumber machine
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (size 1 food) In-season path reward for The Source
Coldfinger 5 Wal-Mart "diamond" ring (potion) 50 turns Sold in the charter airport shop for 50 Wal-Mart gift certificates
Conspiratory Eyes 5 Conspiracy™ mascara (potion) 50 turns Sold in the charter airport shop for 75 Coins-spiracy
Rainbowolin 4 (pris) Pill Keeper pill 30 turns October 2019 IOTM
First pill per day is free; subsequent ones cost 3 spleen
Mer-kinkiness 4 (pris) vodka barracuda (size 1 booze) 40 turns Mixed from Robortender's Mer-Kin drop, vodka, and lemon
Oiled, Slick 3 Beach Comb beach head (each 1x/day) 50 turns Beach Comb (July 2019 IOTM) content
Voting Booth local initiative 3 Voting Booth, sometimes All day November 2018 IOTM (voter registration form) content
Available options seeded by class, path, and day
Rainbow Vaccine 3 (pris) Vaccination Machine buff (1x/day) option 30 turns Spacegate (April 2017 IOTM) content
Feeling No Pain 3 (pris) Ish Kabibble (size 2 booze) 25 turns Available at the VIP Speakeasy, usable 3x/day
protect.enq 3 (pris) Source Terminal rollover buff option 200 turns (max) Other options are +5 fam wt, +25 ML, and +100 all attr
Chill Out, Dog 3 chilly dog (size 3 food) 30 turns Available at the VIP Hot Dog Stand, usable 1x/day
Scaredy Dog 3 ghost dog (size 3 food) 30 turns Available at the VIP Hot Dog Stand, usable 1x/day
Rainbow Bright 3 (pris) prismatic wad (size 3 spleensie) 10 turns Combination of all five elemental wads, via Rainbow Gravitation
Human-Elemental Hybrid 3 (pris) Gene Tonic: Elemental (potion) 30 turns, or intrinsic Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab (April 2014 IOTM) workshed content
DNA extraction syringe, filled vs said phylum
Proprie Tea 3 (pris) cuppa Proprie tea (potion) 30 turns potted tea tree (KoL Con item) content
Egged On 3 (pris) robin's egg (potion) 10 turns Dropped by Rockin' Robin (2016 IOTY) after 5th combat
Eggscitingly Colorful 3 (pris) scintillating oyster egg (size 1 spleensie) 20 turns Found in some locations on Oyster Egg Day
Buttery, Boy 3 Buttery Boy (size 3 booze) 20 turns Mixed from Guzzlr cocktail set and Dish of Clarified Butter (final stage God Lobster experience boon)
Party on Your Skin 3 (pris) Party-in-a-Can™ (potion) 50 turns NEP quest hard mode reward
Patent Prevention 3 (pris) patent preventative tonic (potion) 30 turns AoWoL path content
Elemental Saucesphere 2 (pris) (skill) Saucepan-based Sauceror skill
Scarysauce 2 (skill) Saucepan-based SA Spookyraven skill
Feeling Peaceful 2 Feel Peaceful (3x/day skill) 20 turns Granted by emotion chip (February 2021 IOTM)
Red Door Syndrome 2 (pris) can of black paint (potion) 10 turns Sold at The Black Market for 1,000 meat
Covered in the Rainbow 2 (pris) rainbow glitter candle (potion) 80 turns Our Daily Candles™ correspondence (August 2021 IOTM) content
Misty Form 2 (pris) Become a Cloud of Mist (combat skill) 1 turn vampyric cloake (March 2019 IOTM) equipped
Transformations can be used (in total) 10x/day and 1x/fight
Spoon Boon 2 (pris) hewn moon-rune spoon equipped at rollover 50 turns June 2019 IOTM
Protection from Bad Stuff 2 (pris) scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff (potion) 20 turns Received (indirectly) 1x/day with the GameInform correspondence (February 2013 IOTM) installed
Cold Hands 2 lotion of coldness (potion) Sauciness-based Saucecrafted using cold powder
Spooky Hands 2 lotion of spookiness (potion) Sauciness-based Saucecrafted using spooky powder
Spiro Gyro 2 (pris) programmable turtle (potion) 15 turns Turtle Taming in high-level indoor locations (including: Copperhead, Zeppelin, Wine Cellar, and the 4 Hidden City side zones)
Force of Mayo Be With You 2 (pris) Soaking (1x/day) in The Mayo Clinic 20 turns X = blood mayo level (uncapped)
May 2015 IOTM in your Workshed
Ways to increase your (uncapped!) BML:
  • Use any Prescription-Strength Mayo: +1
  • Use Mayonex: additional +1 for each adv the food would have given
  • Use Mayo de Mayo™ mayo: +5
  • (Soaking: +0)
Mayonex (food additive) 1 turn for each adv the food would have given
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo (potion) 5 turns
Supafly 2 sleaze wad (size 1 spleensie) 10 turns Pulverize:
Oiled-Up 2 (pris) pec oil (potion) 20 turns Dropped by Fitness Giant (@ 25%) in the Castle BM
Let It Snow/Boil/ Stink/Frighten/Grease 2 (pris) Ghost of Crimbo Carols 20-5 turns December 2020 IOTM
Entering combat carol-less vs Orcs/Penguins/Undead/Demons/Hippies/Hobos
World's Shortest Giant 2 (pris) Red Dwarf (size 2 booze) 5 turns Booze siphoned from Elementals by Happy Medium (March 2012 IOTM), based on aura level
Golden Mean (size 2 booze) 10 turns
Green Giant (size 2 booze) 15 turns
Slimy Flavor 2 slimy paste (size 4 spleensie) 10 turns Stomping on a Slime with a charged Pair of Stomping Boots (August 2011 IOTM)
Shortened 2 barrel cracker (size 1 food) 40 turns Barrel God shrine (September 2015 IOTM) content
Abominably Slippery 2 abominable blubber (potion) 10 turns Dropped by Portly Abomination (@ ~30%) in Menagerie Level 3
Mer-kindliness 2 (pris) vodka stinger (size 1 booze) 40 turns Mixed from Robortender's Mer-Kin drop and vodka
Scared Stiff 2 The Valley of Rof L'm Fao 10 turns BM adventure, found after having received the facsimile dictionary
Ancient Protected 2 (pris) Ancient Protector Soda 50 turns Dropped by Protector Spurt (HR Protector Spectre replacement)
House furnishing 2 stained mattress (bed) Until destroyed Dropped by sleaze hobos (@ 0.1%) in Hobopolis's PLD
Blessing of the Creepy Pasta 2 tangled mass of creepy pasta (potion) 10 turns November 2013 world event
Blessing of the Spaghetto 2 (pris) Can of Spaghetto (potion) 20 turns November 2013 world event
Cupshotten 2 (pris) Wishing 20 turns No longer naturally obtainable
Astral Shell 1 (pris) (skill) Totem-based Turtle Tamer skill
Just Like Me, They Want to Be 1 (pris) campfire stew (size 1 food) 60 turns Distant Woods Getaway Brochure (August 2019 IOTM) content
Whittled from 2 sticks of firewood
Pale horse 1 (pris) Horsery Until replaced or rollover Swapping horses costs 500 meat (though the first each day is free)
Driving Safely 1 (pris) Asdon Martin workshed 30 turns Driving buffs cost 37 fuel (effectively ~555 meat via soda bread, assuming FFD) and are mutually exclusive
Sleaze-Resistant Trousers 1 sleaze powder (potion) 5 turns Pulverize:
  • Smashing equipment (power 10-115) with either Sleaze damage or Stench/Hot res enchantments
Berry Elemental 1 (pris) Tapioc berry (potion / combat item) 20 turns Harvested from Poké garden (March 2018 IOTM), sometimes
Boisterous Oysterous 1 yellow seashell (potion) 20 turns Found while beach combing, sometimes
Thanksgetting X (pris) cooked cornucopia foods 20 turns X = number of unique cornucopia foods eaten today
At rollover, all turns of Thanksgetting are converted to turns of Thanksgot
Thanksgot 1 (pris) Having Thanksgetting at rollover 1 turn for each turn of Thanksgetting removed
Carapace of the God Lobster 1 (pris) God Lobster 33 turns Asking a boon of a your robe-equipped God Lobster
Beefy 1 (pris) beefy pill (size 1 spleensie) 30 turns Dropped by bodyguards in The Boss Bat's Lair
Well-Oiled 1 (pris) Oil of Parrrlay (potion) 5 turns Dropped by creamy pirate (@ 15%) on The F'c'le
Wreathed in Smoke 1 (pris) smudge stick (potion) 10 turns Constructed in Rumpelstiltskin's Workshop (grimstone content: gnome)
Mushed 1 (pris) sleeping in a Mushroom House (housing), 1x/day 20 turns Mushroom Garden (March 2020 IOTM garden) content
Slimed Stomach 1 Good 'n' Slimy (potion) 1 turn Halloween candy for Slimesuit
Batigue 1 (pris) Beanbat Chamber 10 turns BM adventure, found after having opened The Beanstalk
Celestial Sheen 1 (pris) celestial olive oil (potion) 10 turns Multi-using 10 Cosmic Calories (from Jarlsberg's pan)
Blessing of the Bird 0-5 Seek out a Bird 10 turns Bird-a-Day calendar (January 2020 IOTM) content
Enchantments seeded based on path, class, and day
Blessing of your favorite Bird Visit your Favorite Bird 10 turns

Monsters

Why track down sleaze-aligned monsters?

Sleaze Monsters
Potentially along the usual ascension route:
Slightly off the beaten path:
Way out of the way:

See Also