User:VinnyB/Familiar Weight

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In most cases, the base amount of a familiar's weight is a function of its combat experience. Without experience modifiers, familiars gain one point of experience for each combat victory spent as your active familiar. The base weight (without Familiar Equipment or effects) of a familiar is equal to the square root of its experience (weight = experience1/2) with the minimum weight possible being 1 lb and the maximum being 20 lbs. In other words, a familiar gains a pound at 4, 9, 16, 25, ..., 361, and 400 experience.

Some exceptions:

Familiar Experience Modifiers

Normally, after a successful combat, your familiar earns one experience point. This can be accelerated by the following enchantments:

Bonuses From Equipment

Item Slot Bonus Other
Enchantments
Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
giant yellow hat Hat +1 +10 Fam Damage
Regen 4-8 HP & MP/adv
47 Mox Dropped by lab monkey in The Secret Government Laboratory
gnawed-up dog bone Weap (1H) +1 +5 Fam Weight 20 Mus Dropped (rarely) by skeletal cat in The Haunted Conservatory (and unlocks ghost dog @ Hot Dog Stand)
chalk chain Accessory1 only +1 +2 Mus Stats/Fight
Weakens enemies who hit you
2019 Softcore Standard TT ascension reward
Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord Outfit (hat, 1h weap, pants, acc) +1 TT,
60 Mus
Nemesis Quest outfit; weapon is a quest item
moveable feast Fam equip +1 +5 Fam Weight
Fam will sometimes do elemental damage in combat
tiny fly glasses Fam equip +1 Content from antique record album (Professor Jacking's Laboratory)
flaming familiar doppelgänger Fam Equip +1-2 +5 ML Form of hot foldable
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate Shirt +1 +5 Fam Weight
+10 Fam Damage
TT,
250 Mus
Outfit piece drop from skeleton boss in Dreadsylvania's Castle
Mayflower bouquet Fam Equip +3 Only 1/8 likelihood

Bonuses From Effects

Effect Bonus Other
Enchantments
Source
(Type)
Duration Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Blue Swayed +10 (↓) +5 (↓) Fam Weight pulled blue taffy (potion) 10 turns Libram of Pulled Taffy (in-run) 5x taffy needed to max bonus;
ticks down every 5 turns (10 turns for the weight bonus)
Warm Shoulders +5 +5 Fam Weight shoulder-warming lotion (potion) 20 turns Sold at Wal-Mart for 5 gift certificates
Video... Games? +5 +5 Fam Weight
+5 Fam Damage
Many other enchantments
defective Game Grid token (daily boon) 5 turns Use of token
(limit: 1x/daily)
Found (rarely) at the Jackass Plumber machine in the Arcade
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (1-full food) Level 5 The Source path [context = ?]
A Girl Named Sue +5 +5 Fam Weight
+10 Fam Damage
Consult about Susie @ Fortune Teller (daily boon) 100 turns VIP Fortune Teller access;
choice of fortune
(limit: 1x/day)
2 Hearts, 1 Mind +3 +3 Stats/Fight essential cameraderie [sic] (potion) 50 turns Content from the antique souvenir drawing
Three Days Slow +3 6-character hat (e.g. oil cap) @ Tea Party (once-daily boon) 30 turns VIP Looking Glass access (in-run);
choice of Tea Party
(limit: 1x/day)
Tea party is located in The Rabbit Hole, accessible via zone-unlocker potion
Brother Corsican's Blessing +2 Also applies to Arena fights Brother Corsican @ Deep Fat Friars (once-daily boon) 20 turns Finished Friars' Quest
Green Tongue +2 +5 Fam Weight green snowcone (potion) 20 turns Tome of Snowcone Summoning (in-run) Summoned randomly
Black Tongue +5 Fam Weight
All other common snowcone enchantments
black snowcone (potion) Summoned rarely
Hip to the Jive +2 +10 Fam Weight
+20 Fam Damage
Hot Socks (3-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon) 50 turns VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked);
5000 meat,
choice of Speakeasy drink
(limit: 3x/day)
Voting Booth local initiative +2 Voting Booth (once-daily boon), sometimes All day Voting Booth access Available options are determined by path, class, and day
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin +1 Also applies to Arena fights Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (TT buff) Totem-based Skillbook was sold by The Traveling Trader by 100 twinkly wads on March 31, 2010
Heart of White +1 +3 All Attributes
+1 Stat/Fight
white candy heart (potion) 10 turns Libram of Candy Heart Summoning (in-run)
(Passive) +1/6 Testudinal Teachings (skill) Always Familiars get +1 XP after their every 6th combat (separate counters for each)

Ways to grant familiar experience mid-combat:

Ways to grant familiar experience outside of combat entirely:

Familiars may also gain experience at the Arena; all of the "per adventure" bonuses that can be used in the arena increase experience there.

A familiar in a Crown of Thrones or Buddy Bjorn also gains one experience per kill, but does not benefit from any of the items or effects listed above (this includes equipping the enthroned familiar with an item like the tiny fly glasses). Familiars that don't gain weight from combats don't gain weight in the Throne.

Finally, one of the Voting Booth's local initiatives gives an experience penalty of -2 Fam Exp/Fight.

Familiar Weight Modifiers

The following is a comprehensive list of all equipment and effects in the game that affect familiar weight, on top of the familiar's base experience. For ease of reference the data is broken down into several tables. As there are a great number of similar items (many pieces of +5 familiar weight equipment and many pieces of +1 familiar weight tiny plastic accessories), the data is shown first in compact form and then in more detailed forms.

For a guide to maximum possible weight, see Maximizing Your Familiar Weight.

One final note: the Comma Chameleon eats familiar-specific equipment and then performs like that familiar for about 40-49 adventures. It gets +5 weight for the duration, even if the eaten equipment does not usually grant weight.

Bonuses

Familiar-fattening items competing for a place on your body (with familiar-specific equipment and tiny plastic junk separated below):

Bonuses From Equipment

Item Slot(s) Bonus Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Dire Drifter Duds Outfit (hat, off-hand, pants) 5 TT,
200 Mus
Zombo's skullcap Hat 10 TT,
200 Mus
crumpled felt fedora Hat 10 200 Mox
  • Muscle +5%
warbear foil hat Hat 5 TT
Boris's Helm Hat 5
Crown of Thrones Hat 5
papier-mitre Hat 5 20 Mox
fiberglass fedora Hat 5 40 Mox
  • +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Doubles effectiveness of Sonata and Cantata
plexiglass pith helmet Hat 5 75 Mox
  • Regenerate 10-12 HP and 10-12 MP per adventure
  • Muscle +30%
Elder Turtle Shell Hat 3 TT,
15 Mus
  • Muscle +11
Buddy Bjorn Back Item 5
Stephen's lab coat Shirt 5 45 Mus
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate Shirt 5 TT,
250 Mus
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
  • +10 to Familiar Damage
rope Weapon (1H) 10 DoEC draw
fouet de tortue-dressage Weapon (1H) 10 TT
fish hatchet Weapon (1H) 5 VIP key, access to clan with stocked Floundry, choice of rental equipment
(limit: 1x/day)
  • Muscle +100%
  • Weapon Damage +50
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
  • Will disappear at rollover
  • Obtained from Clan Floundry with at least 10 hatchetfish in stock
party whip Weapon (1H) 5
iFlail Weapon (1H) 5 35 Mox
love Weapon (1H) 5 35 Mox
Spelunker's whip Weapon (1H) 5
  • Weapon Damage +25%
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
gnawed-up dog bone Weapon (1H) 5 10 Mus
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
bar whip Weapon (1H) 2
magic whistle Weapon (1H) 1 27 Mox
burning paper crane Off-Hand item 10
  • Obtained by folding a Garbage Fire drop
  • Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
  • Maximum HP/MP +4
  • Will disappear at rollover
old school flying disc Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 200 Mus
Ouija Board, Ouija Board Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 TT
Operation Patriot Shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5
shield of the Skeleton Lord Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 50 Mus
Wal-Mart snowglobe Off-Hand item 5 50 Mus
bag of unfinished business Weapon (2H) 5 200 Mox
  • Stench Damage +40
repaid diaper Pants 15 15 Mox
Pantogram pants Pants 10 portable pantogram;
11 lead necklaces in left sacrifice slot
  • Will disappear at rollover
Galapagosian Cuisses Pants 10 TT,
30 Mus
Great Wolf's beastly trousers Pants 10 100 Mus
Greaves of the Murk Lord Pants 5
porcelain plus-fours Pants 4 40 Moxie
  • All Attributes +4
  • Maximum HP/MP +4
  • +4 Prismatic Damage
  • +4% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Damage Reduction: 4
  • Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder Accessory 15 Underwater;
folder slot
Belt of Loathing Accessory 10 150 Mox
Brutal brogues Accessory 8 LOV Tunnel access;
choice of LOV equipment rental
(limit: 1x/day)
  • Muscle +50%
  • Weapon Damage +50%
  • +4 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Will disappear at rollover
recovered cufflinks Accessory 6
furry halo Accessory 5 Unarmed
bakelite badge Accessory 5 40 Mysticality
  • Muscle +20%
  • Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder Accessory 5 Folder slot
BGE tiny plastic toy Accessory 3
plastic Duskwalker necklace Accessory 3
  • Moxie +5
  • Will disappear at rollover
Pokëmann figurines Accessory 3
Tiny Plastic Familiars Accessory 1
  • Many accessories, in the vein of "tiny plastic (familiarname)", add +1 to weight, but are more accurately viewed as collectors' items, and so have been isolated in the next table
Snow Suit Fam Equip 20 (↓)
  • Deflates by 1 after every 5 combat turns, to a minimum bonus of +5 (i.e., bonus is 20-floor(combat turns/5), capped after 75 combat turns)
  • "Lets Your Familiar Do Various Tricks"
astral pet sweater Fam Equip 10 Choice of astral equipment
sugar shield Fam Equip 10
  • Obtained by using a sugar sheet
  • Breaks after about 30 combat adventures
amulet coin Fam Equip 10
luck incense Fam Equip 10
  • +25% Item Drops from Monsters
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Mu, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
muscle band Fam Equip 10
  • Increases familiar damage
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Bowlet, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
[ [razor fang]] Fam Equip 10
  • Sometimes blocks enemy attacks
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Stooper, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
shell bell Fam Equip 10
  • Restores HP when your familiar deals damage
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Unspeakachu, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
smoke ball Fam Equip 10
  • Running away is always successful, and gives stats based on the enemy
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Disgeist, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
ittah bittah hookah Fam Equip 5
  • Gives a random beneficial effect every six combats
little box of fireworks Fam Equip 5
Loathing Legion helicopter Fam Equip 5
  • Increases the chance of a familiar action by an additive +25%
  • One of the many forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Mayflower bouquet Fam Equip 5
  • Various additional beneficial effects
moveable feast Fam Equip 5
  • Lets familiars to gain weight faster
  • Familiars sometimes attack opponents
plastic pumpkin bucket Fam Equip 5
Most familiar specific equipment Fam Equip 5
  • There are many pieces of familiar equipment that add +5 to weight and are specific to one familiar.
  • There is a full table of Weight Altering Familiar Specific Equipment below.
lead necklace Fam Equip 3
miniature antlers Fam Equip 1-5
serrated proboscis extension Fam Equip 20
  • Unimplemented test item
Panda outfit Fam Equip 5
toddler-sized Dragon Costume Fam Equip 5
Equipment: Familiar Specific
Item Bonus Familiar(s) Notes
El Vibrato Relics
(hat, 2H weap, pants)
10X El Vibrato Megadrone Bonus is 10x the helmet slots filled by DRONE charges (10 total, so +100 max)
tiny costume wardrobe 25 Doppelshifter Any familiar may equip, but only provides weight bonus to Doppelshifter
tiny makeup kit 15 Doppelshifter  
nosy nose ringy ring 15 Nosy Nose  
cracker 15 Exotic Parrot  
pet rock "Groucho"/"Snooty" disguises 11 Pet Rock, Toothsome Rock, or Bulky Buddy Box Do-nothings
bugged beanie 10 Baby Bugged Bugbear  
ironic moustache 10 Mini-Hipster Can be converted to other, non-weight benefit, equipment for the Hipster
solid state loom 10 Dataspider  
tiny cell phone 10 Purse Rat  
1.21 jigawatts 5 Temporal Riftlet  
100-Watt bulb 5 Jill-O-Lantern  
affordable teak perch 5 Pottery Barn Owl  
ant antidepressant 5 Mutant Fire Ant  
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 5 Frumious Bandersnatch Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Mysticality, rather than the normal 2:1:1
attention spanner 5 Attention-Deficit Demon  
blue suede shoes 5 Jumpsuited Hound Dog  
blundarrrbus 5 Spooky Pirate Skeleton  
bone collar 5 Misshapen Animal Skeleton  
bottle of Cochon Noir 5 Chauvinist Pig  
bottle of perfume 5 Jitterbug  
brass crank handle 5 Jack-in-the-Box  
brass stinger 5 Killer Bee  
cactus monocle 5 Mutant Cactus Bud  
candied yam pinky ring 5 Hand Turkey  
charpuce jub-jub bird 5 Frumious Bandersnatch Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Moxie, rather than the normal 2:1:1
chocolate spurs 5 Cocoabo  
cotton candy cordial 5 Cotton Candy Carnie  
crimsilion jub-jub bird 5 Frumious Bandersnatch Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Muscle, rather than the normal 2:1:1
crystal decanter 5 Happy Medium  
dental pliers 5 Crimbo Elf  
diamond-studded fronts 5 Wind-up Chattering Teeth  
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 5 BRICKO chick  
Extra-strength rubber bands 5 Rock Lobster  
eye 'n' horn shampoo 5 Uniclops  
eye-pod 5 Baby Gravy Fairy  
false eyelashes 5 Clockwork Grapefruit  
fin-bit wax 5 Magic Dragonfish  
flaming glowsticks 5 Flaming Gravy Fairy  
funky brass fez 5 Cymbal-Playing Monkey  
gazing shoes 5 Emo Squid  
gill rings 5 Grouper Groupie  
green pixie spog 5 Green Pixie  
half-height unicycle 5 Midget Clownfish  
hardware upgrade 5 O.A.F.  
hot pink lipstick 5 Sleazy Gravy Fairy  
hypodermic needle 5 Mosquito  
iced-out bling 5 Frozen Gravy Fairy  
icicle katana 5 Ninja Snowflake  
immense ballet shoes 5 Hippo Ballerina  
Jawmaster 2000™ 5 Mutant Gila Monster  
kitty sheet music 5 Piano Cat  
licorice boa 5 Peppermint Rhino  
limburger biker boots 5 Stinky Gravy Fairy  
little wooden mannequin 5 Artistic Goth Kid Improves +PVP ability of this familiar
magnifying glass 5 Star Starfish  
many-eyed glasses 5 Levitating Potato  
Meat detector 5 Leprechaun  
meatcar model 5 Fuzzy Dice  
menorette 5 Hanukkimbo Dreidl  
metal mandible 5 Sweet Nutcracker  
metallic foil bow 5 Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.  
metallic foil radar dish 5 Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. Changes stat gains from volleyball to sombrero formula
metrognome 5 Syncopated Turtle  
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 5 Spooky Gravy Fairy  
miniature castagnets 5 Casagnova Gnome  
miniature espresso maker 5 Coffee Pixie  
miniature Jacob's ladder 5 Hunchbacked Minion  
miniature pruning shears 5 Underworld Bonsai  
miniature tophat 5 Dancing Frog Zaps into a breathing apparatus for this familiar
miniscule beatbox 5 Blavious Kloop  
overclocked avian microprocessor 5 RoboGoose  
palm-frond toupee 5 Blood-Faced Volleyball  
pet anemone 5 Urchin Urchin  
pile of dungeon junk 5 Gelatinous Cubeling  
portable motorcycle 5 Rogue Program  
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 5 Snowy Owl  
prosthetic forehead 5 Angry Goat  
psychedelic bubble wand 5 Psychedelic Bear  
quadroculars 5 He-Boulder Reduces the timeout between major rays from 150 Adv to 101.
radioactive chew toy 5 Pair of Ragged Claws  
rainbow tie 5 Personal Raincloud  
rat tooth polish 5 Smiling Rat  
rattlesnake enrager 5 Baby Mutant Rattlesnake  
rhesus monkey 5 Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot  
ribcage rollcage 5 Mini-Skulldozer  
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 5 Robot Reindeer  
security blankie 5 Grinning Turtle  
shiny gold fronts 5 Hovering Skull  
six-armed sweater 5 Cuddlefish  
skewer-mounted razor blade 5 Ghost Pickle on a Stick  
slightly thicker filthy rags 5 Feral Kobold  
smile-sharpening stone 5 Cheshire Bat  
snow halo 5 Snow Angel  
spoon! 5 Nervous Tick  
spruce juice 5 Bloovian Groose  
stomp box 5 Pair of Stomping Boots  
string of dingle balls 5 Baby Sandworm  
sucky decal 5 Barrrnacle  
tasteful black bow tie 5 Penguin Goodfella  
tiny ballet slippers 5 Sugar Fruit Fairy  
tiny balloon knife 5 Howling Balloon Monkey  
tiny bindle 5 Hobo Monkey  
tiny bust of Pallas 5 Reassembled Blackbird  
tiny do-rag 5 Tickle-Me Emilio  
tiny knife and fork 5 Ghuol Whelp  
tiny maracas 5 Hovering Sombrero  
tiny Mountie hat 5 Whirling Maple Leaf  
tiny prop sword 5 Dramatic Hedgehog  
tiny shaker of salt 5 Sabre-Toothed Lime  
unspeakable lozenges 5 Squamous Gibberer  
velvet choker 5 Feather Boa Constrictor  
woimbook 5 Oily Woim  
woolen cravat 5 Dandy Lion  
toy six-seater hovercraft -5 Inflatable Dodecapede Less weight is better for this familiar
Equipment: Tiny Plastics
Item Bonus
tiny die-cast turtle mech 2
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 2
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic coffee pixie 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic levitating potato 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic stab bat 1
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1

Free-floating familiar-fattening effects:

Bonuses from Effects

Effect Bonus Other Source
(Type)
Duration Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
(Passive) 5 Amphibian Sympathy (skill) Always Subtracts 5 pounds from the weight of the Inflatable Dodecapede
Empathy (TT Buff) 5 Empathy of the Newt (skill) Totem-based 15 MP
Leash of Linguini 5 Leash of Linguini (skill) 10 turns 12 MP
Blood Bond 5 Lose 8-10 HP/adv Blood Bond (skill) 10 turns 30 MP Skill learned by reading Booke of Vampyric Knowledge (in-season path reward for Dark Gyffte) as a TT
Chorale of Companionship (AT Buff) 10 Chorale of Companionship (10x-daily skill) Accordion-based AT (caster),
Level 15 (recipient);
50 MP (caster),
AT song slot
Hobopolis song (skillbook dropped by Chester)
recording of Chorale of Companionship (potion) 20 turns AT song slot
Meteor Showered 20 +200% Weapon Damage
+200% Spell Damage
Meteor Shower (5x-daily combat skill) 1 turn Meteor Lore;
use of skill
(limit: 5x/day)
Removed at the end of combat; only known way to retain it outside of combat is via rollover-runaway
Chow Downed 5 Zombie Chow (skill) 10 turns ZM path;
1 Zombie
(Moon Sign) 5 The Platypus (moon sign) Ascension Choice of moon sign
Pajama Party 10 ratskin pajama pants (rollover pants slot) 40 turns 50 Mox;
rollover slot (pants)
Dropped (rarely) by Skeezy in Uncle Gator's
Spirit of Galactic Unity 10 Spacegate scientist's insignia (rollover acc) 30 turns 75 Mus 3000 Spacegate Research required to fabricate (each);
60 turns granted if wearing both insignias at rollover
Spacegate military insignia (rollover acc) 75 Mys
Billiards Belligerence 5 +50% Weapon Damage Playing Aggressively @ Pool Table (thrice-daily boon) 10 turns VIP Pool Table access;
choice of playstyle
(limit: 3x/day)
A Girl Named Sue 5 +5 Fam Exp/Fight
+5 Fam Damage
Consulting about Susie @ Fortune Teller (once-daily boon) 100 turns VIP Fortune Teller access;
choice of NPC consultation
(limit: 1x/day)
Open Heart Surgery 10 Open Heart Surgery @ LOV Tunnel (once-daily boon) 50 turns LOV Tunnel access;
choice of operation effect
(limit: 1x/day)
Puzzle Champ 20* Bonus reaches 20 once all 150 puzzles have been solved at least once Witchess Set (once-daily boon) 25 turns Witchess Set; use of boon
(limit: 1x/day)
Until you have solved all 150 Witchess Puzzles at least once, you must wade through 5 daily puzzles in order to receive the effect
familiar.enq 5 Source Terminal Enquiry (once-daily delayed boon) 50 turns Source Terminal; choice of Enquiry
(limit: 1x/day)
Obtained over Rollover by having preemptively entered "enquire familiar.enq" at the Source Terminal
You Can Really Taste the Dormouse 5 24-char hat @ Tea Party (once-daily boon) 30 turns Rabbit Hole access,
24-char hat;
choice of Tea Party hat
(limit: 1x/day)
The Rabbit Hole is accessed via "DRINK ME" potion, produced by the Looking Glass in the VIP Lounge
Optimist Primal 5 Drum Circle @ Arena (once-daily boon) 20 turns Arena quest completed as hippy; choice of Arena effect
(limit: 1x/day)
Obtained at the Mysterious Island Arena
Happy Salamander 3 Clan Radio (once-daily boon) 10 turns Access to clan with a Radio;
use of Radio
(limit: 1x/day)
Sometimes obtained from An Old-Timey Radio
ChibiChanged™ 5 ChibiBuddy™ (once-daily boon) 5+ turns ChibiBuddy™ (on);
use of boon
(limit: 1x/day)
Obtained from ChibiBuddy™; duration is 5*(your current buddy's age in days)
Video... Games? 5 +5 Fam Exp/Fight
+5 Fam Damage
Many other enchantments
defective Game Grid token (once-daily boon) 5 turns defective Game Grid token;
use of token
(limit: 1x/daily)
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (1-full food) Level 5
Down With Chow 10 tempura broccoli (1-full food) 20 turns Level 6
Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts 5 Strix stix (2-full food) 40 turns Level 4
Souper Vengeful 3 turtle soup (1-full food) 10 turns TT
Thanksgetting X +40X% Meat
+20X% Items
X = 1+(number of unique cooked Cornucopia food eaten that day)
candied sweet potatoes (2-full food) 20 turns per item Thanksgarden (in-run) for the direct and indirect cooking components;
effect degrades to Thanksgot over Rollover
raw sweet potato + mini-marshmallow dispenser
green bean casserole (2-full food) raw green beans + glass casserole dish
baked stuffing (2-full food) raw stuffing + stuffing fluffer
cranberry cylinder (2-full food) raw cranberry sauce + can opener
thanksgiving turkey (2-full food) raw turkey + turkey blaster
mince pie (2-full food) raw mincemeat + glass pie plate
mashed potatoes (2-full food) raw potato + potato masher
warm gravy (2-full food) raw gravy + gravy boat
bread roll (2-full food) raw bread + bread mold
Thanksgot 2 +80% Meat
+40% Items
+1 Res All
Thanksgetting (enchantment degradation) Variable All turns of Thanksgetting Obtained over Rollover by having one or more turns of Thanksgetting
All Is Forgiven 10 Amnesiac Ale (2-drunk booze) 30 turns Level 5
Christmessy 5 mentholated wine (1-drunk booze) 20 turns
Wassailing You 5 Feliz Navidad (1-drunk booze) 40 turns Level 3
Hip to the Jive 10 +2 Fam Exp/Fight
+20 Fam Damage
Hot Socks (3-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon) 50 turns VIP Speakeasy access with drink unlocked;
choice of Speakeasy drink
(limit: 3x/day),
5,000 Meat
Turkey-Friendly 5 Friendly Turkey (1-drunk booze) 25 turns Dropped by Fist Turkey if you are level 1-3
Smart Drunk 20 +120 Max HP vintage smart drink (10-drunk booze) 1 turn CS reward for the Hot Resistance test
Toothy Grin 5 Jack-O-Lantern beer (2-drunk booze) 30 turns
Crimbeau'd 10 +25% Items
+50% Meat
Crimbeau de toilette (1-spleen spline) 50 turns
The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect 10 +100% Items
+100% Meat
+100% Max MP
+100% Initiative
+100% Weapon Damage
+200% Spell Damage
+25 DR
The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object (1-spleen spline) 100 turns Level 6
Party on Your Skin 5 +50% Max HP & MP
+3 Res All
Party-in-a-Can™ (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Level 4
Cute Vision 5 cute mushroom (4-spleen spline) 50 turns Level 6
Heavy Petting 5 -10% All Attributes Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray (1-spleen spline) 30 turns
Boxing Day Glow 5 +50% Meat body spradium (1-spleen spline) 100 turns Boxing Daycare access
Joy 10 abstraction: joy (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Received when using the muscle (square) combat item against the mysticality (circle) DMT monster
Beastly Flavor 3 beastly paste (4-spleen spline) 10 turns Level 4
Gleam-Inducing 5 gleaming oyster egg (1-spleen spline) 50 turns Level 5
Cold Hearted 10 (↓) +20 (↓) Moxie love song of icy revenge (potion) 5 turns 4x to max the effect
Blue Swayed 5 (↓) +10 (↓) Fam Exp/Fight pulled blue taffy (potion) 10 turns 5x to max the effect (+more to maintain)
She Ate Too Much Candy 25 (↓) Bonus = turns remaining, capped at 25 prunets (potion) 5 turns 5x to max the effect
Robot Friends 20 silver face paint (potion) 1 turn CS reward for the -CF test
Over-Familiar With Dactyls 5 Friendliness Beverage (potion) 20 turns Dropped by pterodactyl in The Cave Before Time
Man's Worst Enemy 5 disintegrating spiky collar (potion) 10 turns Dropped by toothless mastiff bitch in The Stately Pleasure Dome
Work For Hours a Week 5 Regen 10-20 HP/adv Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week (potion) 100 turns
Spookyravin' 10 Stephen's secret formula (potion) 20 turns Dropped by Stephen Spookyraven
Healthy Green Glow 10 irradiated pet snacks (potion) 10 turns Semi-rare from Menagerie Level 2
Human-Fish Hybrid 10 Gene Tonic: Fish (potion) 30 turns Also available as an intrinsic, from the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab.
Human-Machine Hybrid 5 +50 DA
+5 DR
Gene Tonic: Construct (potion) 30 turns Also available as an intrinsic, from the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab.
Kindly Resolve 5 resolution: be kinder (potion) 20 turns Libram of Resolutions uncommon summons
Loyal Tea 5 cuppa Loyal tea (potion) 30 turns Produced by potted tea tree
Sweet Incentive 5 sugar bunny (potion) 20 turns Made by multi-using 3 possessed sugar cubes, dropped by Sundaes at the Sloppy Seconds Diner
Warm Shoulders 5 +5 Fam Exp/Fight shoulder-warming lotion (potion) 20 turns Sold for 5 gift certificates at Wal-Mart
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy 5 shrimp cocktail (potion) 20 turns Dropped by cocktail shrimp in The Sunken Party Yacht
Green Tongue 5 green snowcone (potion) 20 turns Snowcone effect slot Tome of Snowcone Summoning common
Black Tongue All other snowcone enchantments black snowcone (potion) Tome of Snowcone Summoning rare
Heart of Green 3 +3 All Attributes green candy heart (potion) 10 turns Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
Bestial Sympathy 3 half-orchid (potion) 10 turns Sometimes (1/8 chance) dropped by Mayflower bouquet after combat
Whole Latte Love 10 gingerbread spice latte (potion) 30 turns "Bought" for 50 sprinkles at the pseudo-shop in Gingerbread City's Upscale Retail District
Unbarking Dogs 10 dog ointment (potion) 20 turns Sold for 25 Chroners at shop in The Time-Twitching Tower
Squirming Like a Toad 5 +10% Moxie powdered toad horn (potion) 10 turns Briefly available from The Traveling Trader for 10 twinkly wads
Crocodile Tear 10* temporary teardrop tattoo (potion) 15 turns underwater Dropped by ganger in The Briniest Deepests, or sometimes found in groupie bras
Greased-Up Familiar 5 sea grease (potion) 40 turns underwater Sold by Big Brother for 5 sand dollars
Bureaucratized 10 Path of the Mole (~12 advs) @ Mt. Molehill 20 turns llama lama gong;
~12 turns spent as a mole
Obtained at Mt. Molehill
Phairly Pheromonal 4  ? 20 turns empty agua de vida bottle;
15ish(?) turns spent in memories
Obtained at Seaside Megalopolis after a specific series of choices made in staggered noncombats
extremely well-fed 10 moveable feast (5x-daily boon) 20 combat turns Use of boon
(limit: 5x/day,
different familiars)

Penalties

Note that the weight decrease of the three Bad Moon effects does not stack (but the attribute bonuses do).

Source Source Type Penalty Duration Cost Prereq Notes
rat head balloon Fam Equip -3 Equipped Slot
das boot Fam Equip -10 Equipped Slot
little bitty bathysphere Fam Equip -20 Equipped Slot
Drunkula's wineglass Off-Hand Item -30 Equipped Slot 100 Mys
  • Prevents you from using skills and spells and combat items
  • Allows adventuring while falling-down drunk
Animal Exploiter Effect -50% 10 turns 1x adv Bad Moon
Once Bitten, Twice Shy Effect -50% 10 turns 1x adv Bad Moon
Scent of a Kitchen Elf Effect -50% 10 turns 1x adv Bad Moon