User:VinnyB

Ideal behavior in zones (specifically for soft HR):

Spooky Forest: delay -> -CF

Outskirts: delay

Harem? (YR?) Guard? (SR?)

Dark Heart/Elbow/Neck: -CF

Nook: +item

Niche: double banish

Tavern Cellar: +CF, +ML

Bat Lair: clover -> delay

Bedroom: delay, sniff? (need 2 ornates)

Bathroom: delay

Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that provides bonus weapon damage. This is damage over and above the standard weapon damage caused by your weapon attack. To see various maximum levels of damage, see Maximizing Your Weapon Damage. For damage that only affects ranged weapons, see Bonus Ranged Damage.

Note that bonus weapon damage applies to the weapon in your main hand, but not to an off-hand or familiar-held weapon. This allows one to use the enchantment bonus from one 1-handed weapon to magnify the damage of a second weapon.

If you are a Seal Clubber, remember that both physical and elemental Bonus Weapon Damage are multiplied by Thrust-Smack, Lunging Thrust-Smack, and Northern Explosion.

Prior to November 5th, 2008, this was called "Bonus Melee Damage".

Physical Damage

The following tables lists the effects that give bonus physical damage (both percentage and absolute), and their sources.

Bonus Physical Damage From Equipment

Item	Slot(s)	% Bonus	Abs. Bonus	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
El Vibrato Relics	Outfit (hat, 2h weap, pants)		+20X	200 Mus, 200 Mox, punchcards	10 slots for El Vibrato punchcards, one of which adds +20 bonus weapon damage, for a potential +200 bonus (cards are added to helmet, but enchantment only applies when full outfit is worn)
Kung Fu Fighting	(Unarmed)		+3X	Kung Fu Hustler	Intrinsic effect is removed at stat of any armed combat X = player level
intimidating chainsaw	Weapon (2H)	+100%		NEP access	Disappears over rollover Delevels by 10%
snow shovel	Weapon (2H)	+100%		4 snow + 1 ice	Disappears over rollover All Attributes +10
Loathing Legion chainsaw	Weapon (2H)	+100%		LLK form	Delevels 1-3 on hit Foldable into many other forms
Ginsu™	Weapon (2H)	+100%		200 Mus	+100% Food Drops from Monsters
Meatcleaver	Weapon (2H)	+100%		200 Mus	+35% Meat from Monsters
triple barreled barrel gun	Weapon ("3H")	+100%		85 Mox	+10% Chance of Critical Hit +25% Meat from Monsters
deathchucks	Weapon (2H)	+75%		10 Mus	+15 to Monster Level
cozy scimitar	Weapon (2H)	+50%		85 Mus	Muscle +15% Makes you a much better diver
giant turkey leg	Weapon ("3H")	+50%		200 Mus	Monsters will be more attracted to you.
sugar shillelagh	Weapon (2H)	+50%		sugar sheet	Breaks after 31 combat turns
double barreled barrel gun	Weapon (2H)	+50%		60 Mox	+5% Chance of Critical Hit
villainous scythe	Weapon (2H)	+30%		200 Mus	Slime Really Hates It (Compounded +ML against Slimes) +4% Critical Hit Chance
Zombo's shoulder blade	Weapon (2H)	+30%		200 Mus	Muscle +30%
Underworld truncheon	Weapon (2H)	+20%		150 Mus	+10 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Muscle +10%
non-stick pugil stick	Weapon (2H)	+10%		85 Mus	Muscle +10% On Critical: Stuns Opponent
slime-covered shovel	Weapon (2H)		+60	200 Mus	+100 Damage against Slimes Combat Initiative -10%
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	Weapon (2H)		+40	100 Mus	Regenerate 20-30 MP/adv
Mer-kin digpick	Weapon (2H)		+30	85 Mus	Allows for mining in Anemone Mine
inflatable baseball bat	Weapon (2H)		+30		Damage reduced by 1 after each combat if above +5
creepy-ass club	Weapon (2H)		+25	SC, 65 Mus	+15 [Elemental Damage] +15 to Monster Level
frigid-ass club
evil-ass club
hot-ass club
nasty-ass club
bindlestocking	Weapon (2H)		+25	200 Mus	+10% Item Drops from Monsters On critical: Merry Crimbo!
plexiglass pikestaff	Weapon (2H)		+25	75 Mus	+9 Extra PvP Fights Muscle +30%
astral bludgeon	Weapon (2H)		+20	Choice of astral equipment	Muscle +25% +15% Chance of Critical Hit
bad-ass club	Weapon (2H)		+15	SC, 50 Mus	+10 to Monster Level
giant driftwood sculpture	Weapon (2H)		+15	80 Mus	Moxie +8
Grimacite glaive	Weapon (2H)		+15	47 Mus	A prize from The Raffle House Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
lawnmower blade	Weapon (2H)		+15	45 Mus
ridiculously huge sword	Weapon ("3H")		+12	55 Mus	Muscle +4
weighted paperclip chain	Weapon (2H)		+12
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	Weapon (2H)		+11	45 Mox
armgun	Weapon (2H)		+10	55 Mox	2x Critical Hit Chance
bugbear-smiting sword	Weapon (2H)		+10	60 Mus	A custom item given to Spazworrier
cast-iron legacy paddle	Weapon (2H)		+10	80 Mus	Muscle +15
clockwork sword	Weapon (2H)		+10	25 Mus	3x Critical Hit Chance Restore 3-24 HP on Critical hit
denim axe	Weapon (2H)		+10	70 Mus	Muscle +10
perforated battle paddle	Weapon (2H)		+10	72 Mus
BRICKO sword	Weapon (2H)		+6
wholeberd	Weapon (2H)		+6	25 Mus
Crimbo sword	Weapon (2H)		+5	35 Mus
ga-ga radio	Weapon (2H)		+5	47 Mox	+1 Stat Gains from Fights Maximum MP +20
Goblin hunting spear	Weapon (2H)		+5	25 Mus	Also deals +15 to Jungle Beasts
ninja mop	Weapon (2H)		+5	30 Mus
tommy gun	Weapon (2H)		+5	65 Mox
bow staff	Weapon (2H)		+3	35 Mus	Mysticality +5
can cannon	Weapon (2H)		+3	22 Mox	Moxie +3 +3 to Monster Level
cardboard crossbow	Weapon (2H)		+3	15 Mox	Moxie +3
cardboard staff	Weapon (2H)		+3	15 Mus	Mysticality +3
flypaper staff	Weapon (2H)		+3	25 Mus	+3 Spooky Damage Mysticality +3
frozen nunchaku	Weapon (2H)		+3	25 Mus	+3 Cold Damage
Knob Goblin elite polearm	Weapon (2H)		+3	15 Mus
third-hand nunchaku	Weapon (2H)		+3	7 Mus
wooden stakes	Weapon (2H)		+1
Cheerful Reindeer Suit	Outfit (hat, shirt, pants)		+25
Boris's Helm	Hat	+50%			Combat Initiative +25% Familiar Weight +5 Regenerate MP based on Level +15 to Monster Level (if horns are askew)
Lens of Violence	Hat	+30%		125 Mys	+15% Item Drops from Monsters +5% Chance of Critical Hit Grants the combat skill Violent Gaze.
foam commodore's hat	Hat	+25%		85 Mox	Spell Damage +25%
warbear plain helm	Hat	+25%		10 Mus	+20 WarBear Armor Penetration Spell Damage +50%
Mer-kin headguard	Hat	+20%		85 Mox	+2 Extra PvP Fights +10 to Monster Level
ganger bandana	Hat	+15%		85 Mox	Muscle +5%
hangman's hood	Hat		+50	200 Mus	Muscle +50 Damage Reduction: 10
electrician's hardhat	Hat		+40	85 Mus	Muscle +40% Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
water-polo cap	Hat		+30	85 Mox
bonedanna	Hat		+20	45 Mox	Serious Spooky Resistance
plaid cowboy hat	Hat		+20	35 Mox	So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
Grimacite gasmask	Hat		+15	40 Mox	A prize from The Raffle House Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
stone baseball cap	Hat		+15	82 Mox	Damage Reduction: +10 Muscle -10
fuzzy busby	Hat		+10	50 Mus	Muscle +11 Reward for completing the Mt. McLargeHuge Quest as a Muscle class
Mohawk wig	Hat		+10	55 Mox
pig-iron helm	Hat		+10	30 Mox	Muscle +7
black cowboy hat	Hat		+8	67 Mox	Muscle +8
spiky turtle helmet	Hat		+8	50 Mox	+8 Monster Level
Scalp of Gorgolok	Hat		+7	SC, 15 Mus	Muscle +11
suspicious-looking fedora	Hat		+6	15 Mox	Moxie +6
pickelhaube	Hat	+10%	+5	22 Mox
irate sombrero	Hat		+3	7 Mox
samurai turtle helmet	Hat		+2		Muscle +1
knobby helmet turtle	Hat		+1
meatloaf helmet	Hat		+1	12 Mox	Muscle +3
seal-skull helmet	Hat		+1
Crown of Thrones	Hat	Configurable	Configurable	Occupant carried	Slot for one of your familiars (other than the active one); carried familiar determines both the passive enchantment and the combat effects Highest bonus damage from enthroned/embacked familiars is +20% (Mosquito, among others), or +20 (Jumpsuited Hound Dog, among others) CoT and BB slots are mutually exclusive, and their passive bonuses function independently, but the likelihood of a carried familiar acting during combat is shared between them
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item
sea mantle	Back Item	+150%*		85 Mus, *Underwater only	+10% Muscle +50 Max MP
little deuce cape	Back Item	+25%		75 Mus	All attributes +10%
giant gym membership card	Back Item		+15	75 Mys
psycho sweater	Shirt	+20%		35 Mus	Bonus Spell Damage +20%
camouflage T-shirt	Shirt		+15	25 Mus	-3 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) Monsters will be less attracted to you. All Attributes +10%
Stick-Knife of Loathing	Weapon (1H)	+100%		150 Mus	Spell Damage +200% Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)
Pigsticker of Violence	Weapon (1H)	+60%		100 Mus	Regenerates 20-30 HP per adventure +10% Chance of Critical Hit Lets you stab opponents if they fail to attack you
broken champagne bottle	Weapon (1H)	+50%		Garbage "foldable", garbage form	Regenerate 4-8 MP/adv Doubles item drop bonus for 11 combat turns/day
dented scepter	Weapon (1H)1 only	+50%		Witchess, choice of Witchess fight	Disappears over rollover +5 Muscle Stats Per Fight Regenerate 5-10 HP/adv +50% Muscle +10% Chance of Critical Hit Cannot be held by a Disembodied Hand
mutant arm	Weapon (1H)	+50%		50 Mus	+5 to Monster Level Maximum HP +25
Great Wolf's right paw	Weapon (1H)	+50%	+50	SC, 250 Mus	+10% Chance of Critical Hit
haiku katana	Weapon (1H)	+50%			Muscle +15% +1% Critical Hit Chance Allows use of The 17 Cuts, Falling Leaf Whirlwind, Spring Raindrop Attack, Summer Siesta, Winter's Bite Technique in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
sugar shank	Weapon (1H)	+50%		sugar sheet	Breaks after 31 combat turns Bleeds on Critical hit
sugar shotgun	Weapon (1H)	+50%		sugar sheet	Breaks after 31 combat turns Stuns on Critical hit
Truthsayer	Weapon (1H)	+40%		200 Mus	+12 to Monster Level
right bear arm	Weapon (1H)	+30%			+10% Muscle Lets you act like a bear
Spelunker's whip	Weapon (1H)	+25%			+10% Item Drops from Monsters +5 to Familiar Weight
barrel gun	Weapon (1H)	+25%		35 Mox
Meat Tenderizer is Murder	Weapon (1H)	+20%		SC	+5 Smithsness Muscle +X% (+% to Muscle Based on Smithsness) 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
wicker sticker	Weapon (1H)	+20%			+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Is a sweet, sweet knife
lawn dart	Weapon (1H)	+20%		200 Mus	Muscle +15% Maximum HP +300
7-inch discus	Weapon (1H)	+10%		85 Mox	Moxie +5% On Critical: 3 adventures of +50% to All Attributes
fish scimitar	Weapon (1H)	+10%		85 Mus	Muscle +5%
half-size scalpel	Weapon (1H)	+10%		62 Mus	Makes you look like a doctor
tin foil	Weapon (1H)	+10%			Muscle +10% +1 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
scratch 'n' sniff sword	Weapon (1H)1 only		+20X	Mutually exclusive; convertible	+20 Weapon (and Spell) Damage per rock band sticker attached Three slots for stickers; each sticker lasts for 20 combats Other stickers available with different enchantments
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow
Mer-kin hookspear	Weapon (1H)		+40	85 Mus	Combat Initiative +20% Extracts Meat on Critical Hits
Brimstone Bludgeon	Weapon (1H)		+30	30 Mus	Muscle +50% Mysticality -20%
crazy bastard sword	Weapon (1H)		+30	25 Mus	An ultra-rare item +10% Critical Hit Chance +6 Extra PvP Fights
Frosty's arm	Weapon (1H)		+30	200 Mus	+30 Cold Damage
Mafia violin case	Weapon (1H)		+30	35 Mus	Mafia prize Muscle +20
Mayor Ghost's gavel	Weapon (1H)		+30		+10% Chance of Critical Hit +50 Damage vs. Ghosts Grants skill Hammer Ghost
palm-frond whip	Weapon (1H)		+30		Can break in combat
candy knuckles	Weapon (1H)		+25		Breaks after 31 combat turns
rusty piece of rebar	Weapon (1H)		+25	85 Mus	+7% Chance of Critical Hit
slime-covered club	Weapon (1H)		+25	200 Mus	+50 Damage against Slimes 3x Critical Hit Chance
slime-covered speargun	Weapon (1H)		+25	200 Mox	+50 Damage against Slimes 3x Critical Hit Chance
rusty speargun	Weapon (1H)		+25	85 Mox	3x Critical Hit Chance On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
astral mace	Weapon (1H)		+20	Choice of astral equipment	Muscle +25% +5 Extra PvP Fights
brand new key	Weapon (1H)		+20	85 Mus	Muscle +5%
cardboard wakizashi	Weapon (1H)		+20		Bonus applies only when Double-Fisted Skull Smashing with a cardboard katana
clock-cleaning hammer	Weapon (1H)		+20
stainless steel shillelagh	Weapon (1H)		+20	30 Mus	+10% Critical Hit Chance Muscle +15%
vibrating cyborg knife	Weapon (1H)		+20	55 Mus	3x Fumble Chance
batblade	Weapon (1H)		+15	57 Mus
gatorskin umbrella	Weapon (1H)		+15	100 Mus	Serious Stench Resistance
hand-carved bokken	Weapon (1H)		+15	30 Mus	Muscle +5% +5% Chance of Critical Hit
octopus's spade	Weapon (1H)		+15	85 Mus	+5% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative +10%
steel sword	Weapon (1H)		+15	20 Mus	Regenerate 2-4 HP per adventure Moxie +5
toy Crimbot power glove	Weapon (1H)		+15		+1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of ZAP in combat
trout fang	Weapon (1H)		+15	65 Mus	25% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
parasitic claw	Weapon (1H)		+X		X = player level, capped at 15 (Yuletide Mutations doubles both bonus and cap)
scorpion whip	Weapon (1H)		+13		50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
elevenderizing hammer	Weapon (1H)		+11	11 Mus	All Attributes +11
grassy cutlass	Weapon (1H)		+11	60 Mus
hawk	Weapon (1H)		+11	40 Mus	+5% Chance of Critical Hit +22% Damage vs. Skeletons
beaver spear	Weapon (1H)		+10	47 Mus	Muscle +5
breadchucks	Weapon (1H)		+10	62 Mus	+10 Hot Damage
curmudgel	Weapon (1H)		+10	47 Mus	+8 to Monster Level
giant safety pin	Weapon (1H)		+10	62 Mus	Successful hit weakens opponent.
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	Weapon (1H)		+10	67 Mus	Mysticality +10
papier-mâchéte	Weapon (1H)		+10	20 Mus	All Attributes +15% Makes actions more exciting
pointed stick	Weapon (1H)		+10	65 Mus	2x Critical Hit Chance
pygmy concertinette	Weapon (1H)		+10	AT, 60 Mox	Enables casting of 17-turn Accordion Thief buffs
space needle	Weapon (1H)		+10	35 Mus	So-so Spooky Resistance
sucker tachi	Weapon (1H)		+10
corrupt club of corrupt corruption	Weapon (1H)		+9	SC, 25 Mus
machetito	Weapon (1H)		+9	40 Mus
pipe wrench	Weapon (1H)		+8	60 Mus
swordzall	Weapon (1H)		+8	25 Mus	Maximum MP +10
black sword	Weapon (1H)		+7	65 Mus	3x Critical Hit Chance
pitchfork	Weapon (1H)		+7	47 Mus
corrupt club of corruption	Weapon (1H)		+5	SC, 5 Mus
duck-on-a-string	Weapon (1H)		+5	35 Mus	+5% Items from Monsters
fleetwood chain	Weapon (1H)		+5	62 Mus
grass blade	Weapon (1H)		+5	25 Mus
huge mirror shard	Weapon (1H)		+5
immense cyborg hand	Weapon (1H)		+5	60 Mus	+3 Prismatic Damage
logging hatchet	Weapon (1H)		+5	22 Mus
roboduck-on-a-string	Weapon (1H)		+5	35 Mus	+5% Items from Monsters
severed flipper	Weapon (1H)		+5	SC, 25 Mus	Muscle +5
silver shrimp fork	Weapon (1H)		+5	45 Mys	Spell Damage +14 Increased adventures and stats when eating pr0n cocktails
sturdy machete	Weapon (1H)		+5		Quest item
Tropical Crimbo Sword	Weapon (1H)		+5	35 Mus
vampire duck-on-a-string	Weapon (1H)		+5	35 Mus	+5% Items from Monsters
western-style skinning knife	Weapon (1H)		+5	5 Mus	+10% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters
boxing glove on a spring	Weapon (1H)		+4	12 Mox	Moxie +3 Combat Initiative +10%
sabre teeth	Weapon (1H)		+4	15 Mus
basic meat spork	Weapon (1H)		+3	7 Mys	Muscle +3
cardboard katana	Weapon (1H)		+3
cardboard sword	Weapon (1H)		+3	15 Mus	Muscle +3
club of corruption	Weapon (1H)		+3	SC
breadchucks	Weapon (1H)		+10	62 Mus	+10 Hot Damage
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	Weapon (1H)		+3	2 Mus	+1 Stench Damage
flaming cardboard sword	Weapon (1H)		+3	20 Mus	+3 Hot Damage Muscle +3
grease gun	Weapon (1H)		+3	17 Mox	+3 Sleaze Damage Moxie +3
live wire	Weapon (1H)		+3		Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
portable corkscrew	Weapon (1H)		+3		Spell Damage +3
can of maces	Weapon (1H)		+2	10 Mox	Slight Sleaze Resistance
halfberd	Weapon (1H)		+2
remaindered axe	Weapon (1H)		+2		Muscle +2
Brand of Violence	Off-Hand Item	+30%		125 Mus	Moxie +20% +5% Chance of Critical Hit Grants the combat skill Brand.
Shield of Icy Fate	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+25%			Slight Resistance to All Elements All Attributes +5% Damage Reduction: 7
brass dorsal fin	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+20%		85 Mus	Damage Reduction: 13
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item		Configurable		Slot for an Alice's Army card; contents determine sleeve's enchantment (with foil cards being triply effective) Highest bonus damage from sleeved cards is +60 (Foil Sniper) Variable bonus damage from sleeved Mad Bomber or Dervish (or their foil versions)
grisly shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)		+50	200 Mus	Slime Hates It (Compounded +ML against Slimes) +5 Extra PvP Fights
Hodgman's varcolac paw	Off-Hand Item		+X	200 Mus	X = 0.8 * Hobo Power
Dungeon Fist gauntlet	Off-Hand Item		+25	35 Mus	Monsters will be more attracted to you. -100% Food Drops from Monsters
sealskin drum	Off-Hand Item		+20	SC, 150 Mus
pilgrim shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)		+15		Maximum HP +30 +3 Stat Gains from Fights Regenerate 10-12 HP per Adventure Weapon Drops +50% Damage Reduction: +1 per level Cannot equip in Hardcore
sawblade shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)		+11	75 Mus	Damage Reduction: +11
glowstick on a string	Off-Hand Item		+10	60 Mox	Quest item
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	Off-Hand Item		+X		X = 9 - light +X Muscle
spiky turtle shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)		+8	50 Mus	Damage Reduction +8 Item Drops +30%
9-ball	Off-Hand Item		+5		Ranged Damage +5 Spell Damage +5
flaming talons	Off-Hand Item		+5	30 Mys	+5 Hot Damage
orcish stud-finder	Off-Hand item		+5	27 Mys	+5 Sleaze Damage
The Joke Book of the Dead	Off-Hand Item		+5		Quest item, Spelunky only Damage Reduction: 5 -6 Luck
Microplushie: Bropane	Off-Hand Item		+3
pirate hook	Off-Hand Item		+3
Greatest American Pants	Pants	+50%			All Attributes +10% Allows access to the skills Super Skill, Super Structure, Super Vision, Super Speed, and Super Accuracy Cannot equip in Hardcore
Great Wolf's beastly trousers	Pants	+50%		100 Mus	Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) +10 to Familiar Weight
astral trousers	Pants	+50%		Choice of astral equipment	Muscle +25% +20% Meat from Monsters
Jodhpurs of Violence	Pants	+30%		125 Mox	+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. +5% Chance of Critical Hit Grants the combat skill Mosh.
warbear battle greaves	Pants	+25%		10 Mox	+20 WarBear Armor Penetration Spell Damage +50%"
big pants	Pants		+25	BIG!, 150 Mox	Spell Damage +25
pantogram pants	Pants		+20	portable pantogram, lower right sacrifice slot	Disappears over rollover Many other enchantments also configurable
honeybritches	Pants		+15	72 Mox	Muscle +5% 3x Critical Hit Chance
pteruges	Pants		+10	35 Mox
skeletal scabbard	Accessory1 only	+100% (or x2 ?)		Sword	Bonus damage only when a Sword is equipped. Also doubles elemental damage bonuses
Brutal brogues	Accessory1 only	+50%		Bastille Battalion, choice of rental accessory	Disappears over rollover Obtained from first daily use of Bastille Battalion, when upper-right selector is set to "Brutalist" +50% Muscle +8 to Familiar Weight +4 Muscle Stats Per Fight
Gaze of the Volcano God	Intrinsic (acc.1 only-tied)	+50%		JMM, tuned	+25 Hot Damage Obtained when using a Muscle-class skill with an untuned Juju Mojo Mask equipped (and retained only as long as the JMM remains equipped) +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Regenerate 8-10 HP per Adventure Cannot equip in Hardcore
Ass-Stompers of Violence	Accessory1 only	+30%		125 Mus	+5% to Combat Frequency +5% Chance of Critical Hit Grants access to the skill Stomp Ass.
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	Accessory1 only	+30%		125 Mys	Muscle +20% +5% Chance of Critical Hit Casts reflections of your spells (additional 20% damage of the spell it mirrors)
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	Accessory1 only	+25%		KGB slot 1	Myriad possible effect bonus combinations
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	Accessory	+25%		50 Mus	Muscle +25% Maximum HP +50 Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure +5% Chance of Critical Hit
warbear laser bowtie	Accessory1 only	+25%		10 Mys	+20 WarBear Armor Penetration Spell Damage +50%
power sock	Accessory1 only	+20%		10 Mus	Muscle +20 Mysticality -5 Moxie -5
tiny die-cast Swiss hen	Accessory	+10%
vinyl boots	Accessory1 only	+10%		85 Mox	Moxie +15% for females (-15% for males) Regenerate 15-30 HP per adventure
Duskwalker fangs	Accessory	+5%		37 Mys	Successful hit weakens opponent
tiny plastic Don Crimbo	Accessory	+5%
water-polo mitt	Accessory1 only		+30	85 Mys
fishbone belt	Accessory1 only		+25	HR	+25% Chance of Critical Hit
cyborg stompin' boot	Accessory1 only		+20	60 Mus	Damage Reduction: +8 Combat Initiative +30%
glass eye	Accessory1 only		+20	50 Mys	Combat Initiative +20% +40% Item Drops in the Time-Twitching Tower
candy dress shoes	Accessory1 only		+15	20 Mus	Maximum HP +20 10% Chance of Critical Hit
orange leather lanyard	Accessory1 only		+15		Obtained from My Own Pen Pal kit
barrel beryl choker	Accessory		+10	30 Mys	Muscle +10
ring of increase damage	Accessory		+10	25 Mys	Spell Damage +10
seal medal	Accessory1 only		+10		Muscle +5 Maximum HP +20 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
sealhide gloves	Accessory		+10	65 Mys
shin gourds	Accessory1 only		+10		Damage Reduction: 5
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	Accessory		+10
wrench bracelet	Accessory		+9	75 Mys	Muscle +5
filigreed hamethyst necklace	Accessory1 only		+8	40 Mys	Muscle +10 +3 Extra PvP Fights
black belt	Accessory1 only		+7	60 Mys	Muscle +7
eXtreme mittens	Accessory		+6	40 Mys
blackberry combat boots	Accessory1 only		+5	75 Mus	Muscle +10 Maximum HP +45
hamethyst necklace	Accessory1 only		+5	10 Mys	Muscle +4 +3 Extra PvP Fights
paperclip-on tie	Accessory1 only		+5		Spell Damage +5 +1 Stat(s) Per Fight
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	Accessory		+5		+1 Prismatic Damage
tiny plastic warbear	Accessory		+5
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	Accessory		+5
boxing glove	Accessory		+4	7 Mys
knobby kneepads	Accessory		+3
tiny plastic Mob Penguin	Accessory		+3
white belt	Accessory1 only		+3	5 Mys	Muscle +3
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	Accessory		+2

Bonus Physical Damage from Effects

Effect	%	Abs.	Other	Source (Type)	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Bow-Legged Swagger	x2		Also doubles initiative bonus	Bow-Legged Swagger (once-daily skill)	1 turn	100 MP, use of skill (limit: 1x/day)	Skillbook: Tales of Western Braggadoccio [sic]
Jammin'	+X% (↑)		X = 100*sqrt(combat round)	toast with jam (1-fullness food)	5 turns	Level 3	Bonus is +100% in round one, +141% in round two, etc.
It's Good To Be Royal!	+200%		+200% Spell Damage +200% All Attributes +200% Max HP & MP	Royal scepter (PJs)	5 turns	Royalty leaderboarding; rollover slot (off-hand)	Obtained over Rollover by having Royal scepter equipped
East of Eaten	+200%		+4 Hot Resistance	sausage without a cause (10-full food)	1 turn		CS reward for the spell damage test
Margamergency	+200%		+200% Spell Damage	emergency margarita (10-drunk booze)	1 turn		CS reward for the item/booze drop test
Meteor Showered	+200%		+200% Spell Damage +20 to Familiar Weight	Meteor Shower (5x-daily combat skill)	1 turn	Meteor Lore; use of skill (limit: 5x/day)	Only retainable outside of combat via rollover-runaway
Cowrruption	+200%		+200% Spell Damage Base Mus/Mox Limited to 30 Other interactions if you are a Cow Puncher	tainted milk (1-full food)	30 turns		Dropped by monsters native to the zone unlocked by the LT&T telegraph office deed
				rotting beefsteak (3-full food)
				firemilk (3-drunk booze)
				moomy dust (1-spleen spline)
				demonic cow's blood (potion)	20 turns		Produced by cow poker
				corrupted marrow (potion)	30 turns		Dropped by AoWoL wanderers (e.g. furious giant cow)
Outer Wolf™	+200%		+10% Crit	Outer Wolf™ cologne (potion)	20 turns		Reward for completing the wolf path minigame (via a grimstone mask)
Wasabi With You	+150%			wasabi pocky (3-full food)	30 turns		Obtained from the Alice's Army Game Shack snack stand
				wasabi-infused sake (3-drunk booze)	30 turns
				wasabi marble soda (potion)	15 turns
Barrel Chested	+150%			SC class boon @ Barrel shrine (once-daily boon)	50 turns	SC, choice of Barrel God prayer (limit: 1x/day)	Obtained by praying to the Barrel God for Strength
Seeing Red	+100%	+25	Monsters will always hit you	red eye (potion)	20 turns		Dropped by red skeleton at The Red Zeppelin
Inner Elf	+100%		+100% Spell Damage +100% All Attributes	Machine Elf (familiar)	1 turn	Access to a boss	Obtained when entering combat against a Boss with a Machine Elf
Song of the North	+100%		+50 Cold Damage	Song of the North (Dreads song)	10 turns	100 MP, Dreads song slot	Dreadsylvania SC/AT Class-Crossed Skill
Carol of the Bulls (Buff)	+100%			Carol of the Bulls (skill)	10 turns	30 MP	Auto-HC-permed via eponymous skillbook (from Crimbo 2018)
Voting Booth local initiative	+100%			Voting Booth (once-daily boon), sometimes	All day	Voting Booth access	Available options are determined by path, class, and day
Feline Ferocity	+100%			blunt cat claw (1-full food)	30 turns	Level 4; tome summon (in-run)	Clip Art summons
				shadowy cat claw (1-full food)
				cool cat claw (1-full food)
Cruisin' for a Bruisin'	+100%			knuckle sandwich (3-full food)	20 turns	Level 5	Dropped by Mob Penguin psychopath
Celestial Body	+100%		+100% Crit	alien animal goo (1-spleen spline)	40 turns		Dropped by hostile animals through the Spacegate
Pyramid Power	+100%		+100% Spell Damage	Pyramid (thrice-daily boon)	20 turns	Pyramid installed; 1 rest	Obtained by resting in a Pyramid, the first 3x/day
Pretending to Pretend	+100%			Adventure	30 turns	Castle unlocked; 1 adv	Obtained in the Renaissance Giant's room by choosing to turn on the TV
There Wolf	+100%			Wolf decision tree @ Vamping out (once-daily boon)	30 turns	plastic vampire fangs; 1 adv
Abyssal Blood	+100%		+50 Hot Damage Regen 40-50 HP/adv	boiling seal blood (potion)	20 turns		Dropped by official seal (from the SC revamp world event)
Song of Battle	+100%		+20% Combat Frequency Regular Attacks Can't Miss	Song of Battle (skill)	20 turns	AoB; 10 MP, Boris song slot	[Boris context = ?]
Long Winter's Napped	+100%		+100% Spell Damage	Adventure	50 turns	Crimbo 2018	No longer acquirable
In a Lather	+50%	+20	+20 Prismatic Damage +20 Ranged Damage +50% Spell Damage +40 Spell Damage +40 to elemental Spells	Sockdollager (2-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon)	25 turns	VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked); 500 meat, choice of Speakeasy drink (limit: 3x/day)
Frenzied, Bloody	+50%		Lose 8-10 HP/adv	Blood Frenzy (skill)	10 turns	30 HP	Skill learned by reading Booke of Vampyric Knowledge (in-season path reward for Dark Gyffte) as a SC
Feeling Punchy	+50%			Punching Potion (potion)	10 turns		SongBoom™ BoomBox drop, when set to the +wdmg song, every 11th non-free combat victory
Boxing Day Breakfast	+50%		+50% Spell Damage	glass of raw eggs (1-full food)	50 turns	Boxing Daycare	Possible (procedurally determined) drop when you have a Boxing Daydream
Billiards Belligerence	+50%		+5 Familiar Weight	Playing Aggressively @ Pool Table (thrice-daily boon)	10 turns	VIP Pool Table access; choice of playstyle (limit: 3x/day)
The Power of LOV	+50%		+40 Muscle +15% Crit	LOV Elixir 3 (potion)	40 turns		Dropped by LOV Enforcer when defeated solely by regular attacks
Gamer Rage	+50%		+50% Spell Damage	Jackass Plumber home game (once-daily boon)	10 turns	Use of (reusable) item (limit: 1x/day)	Item no longer acquirable
Extra-Sharp Weapon	+50%			nail file (potion)	20 turns		Pocket Crumbs drop (wearing Pantsgiving)
Here to Kick Ass	+50%		+50% Muscle	chicle de salchicha (potion)	20 turns		Rare hot dog-unlocker found South of the Border
Elbow Sauce	+50%			Mini-Sauceror (familiar)	10 turns	SC, Level 15	Granted at the beginning of combat, if not already active
Rampage!	+50%			Zoodriver (2-drunk booze)	5 turns		Booze siphoned from Beasts by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
				Sloe Comfortable Zoo (2-drunk booze)	10 turns	Level 4
				Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire (2-drunk booze)	15 turns	Level 8
Hammered	+50%			Bordeaux Marteaux (1-drunk booze)	20 turns	Level 3	Clip Art summons
Punchy, Murdery	+50%			Murderer's Punch (3-drunk booze)	40 turns	Level 6	Mixed from red rum (a possible drop from red box) + orange
Horrid, Torrid	+10%			jagged tooth (potion)	1 turn		Use jagged tooth 1-3 times to reach the desired effect tier
Shredding, Sweating	+25%
Ripping, Dripping	+50%
Swordholder	+50%			Adventure	30 turns	Gallery unlocked; 1 adv	Obtained by choosing Oath of the Horatii at The Haunted Gallery
Weapon of Mass Destruction	+30%			Tea Party (once-daily boon)	30 turns	VIP Looking Glass access (in-run); choice of Tea Party	Obtained with a 20 [non-space-]char hat (e.g. goofily-plumed helmet)
Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!	+25%		+50% Muscle +50 Max HP	glyph of athleticism (1-spleen spline)	50 turns	XO Skeleton (in-run)	5-O purchase from the XO Shop
Bubblin' Rage	+20%	+20	+20% Initiative	Pneumo bar (potion)	20 turns		Halloween candy drop for Bauxite Baubles (Boxing Daycare content)
Sweet and Green	+15%	+15		sugar lime (potion)	10 turns	Sugar Fruit Fairy (in-run)	Random drop
Well-Lubed	+10%			orcish nailing lube (potion)	10 turns
Cut But Not Dried	+10%		+20% Muscle -20% Moxie +2 Muscle Stats/Fight	Adventure (thrice-daily boon)	50 turns	KoLHS; choice of Saved by the Bell outcome (limit: 3x/day)	[KoLHS context = ?]
Video... Games?	+5%	+5	Many, many other enchantments	defective Game Grid token (daily boon)	5 turns		Found (rarely) at the Jackass Plumber machine in The Game Grid Arcade; needed (and consumed) to unlock the video games hot dog at the VIP Hot Dog Stand
				bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (1-full food)	5 turns	Level 5	The Source path [context = ?]
The Captain's Hammer		+50*	Only applies when unarmed	potion of the captain's hammer (potion)	20 turns	Unarmed	Clip Art summons
Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet		+50*	Only vs ghosts +50% Max HP & MP	hamlet sandwich (3-full food)	50 turns		Dropped by Hamlet (on level 7 of Time-Twitching Tower)
Bugbear in Tooth and Claw		+40	+40 Spell Damage	Bugbearclaw Donut (potion)	20 turns		Dreadful Bugbear Suit Halloween candy
Human-Beast Hybrid		+30		Gene Tonic: Beast (potion)	30 turns, or intrinsic		Extracting DNA from beast-type monsters, for the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
Greasy Flavor		+30		greasy paste (4-spleen spline)	10 turns	Level 4, Stomping Boots (in-run)	Stomping on humanoid-type monsters
Pop-eyed		+30		can of spinach (potion)	10 turns		Goatlet semirare
The Solution		+25		correction fluid (potion)	30 turns		Pen Pal moxie class fallback item
Destructive Resolve		+20	+20 Spell Damage	resolution: be feistier (potion)	20 turns		Libram of Resolutions common summons
Ponderous Potency		+20		potent potion of potency (potion)	Sauciness-based		kumquat + scrumdiddlyumptious solution
Twen Tea		+20	+20 Spell Damage +20 Ranged Damage +20 Familiar Damage +20 All Attributes +20 Max HP & MP +20% Initiative	cuppa Twen tea (potion)	30 turns		Created by potted tea tree, either explicitly (1x/day) or randomly (3x/day)
Chock Full o' Nanites		+20	+50 DA Restores 10 HP & MP after combat	nanite-infested candy cane (1-full food)	20 turns	Level 4	Crimbo 2007 fare
				nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear (1-full food)
				nanite-infested fruitcake (3-full food)
				nanite-infested eggnog (3-drunk booze)		Level 3
Raving Lunatic		+20	Lose 1-3 HP/round	Adventure	10 turns	Bad Moon; 1x adv	Obtained at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
Truly Gritty		+20	+20 Muscle	true grit (potion)	10 turns		Dropped by gritty pirate
Football Eyes		+15	+10% Muscle -40% Initiative	black facepaint (potion)	10 turns		Purchasable from The Black Market (once discovered)
Full of Vinegar		+X	X = current drunkenness	dusty bottle of Port (1-drunk booze)	10 turns		Dropped by enemies in The Haunted Wine Cellar
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (AT Buff)		+12	+12 Spell Damage	Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (skill)	Accordion-based	9 MP, AT song slot
Ham-Fisted		+11	+50% Muscle	vial of hamethyst juice (potion)	5 turns		Crafted with Gnomochloric acid from Gno-Mart (while under the Gnome moxie sign)
				flask of hamethyst juice (potion)	10 turns
				jug of hamethyst juice (potion)	50 turns
These Fists Were Made for Punchin'		+X	X = your level	SongBoom™ BoomBox (passive / boon)	Always	BoomBox song slot	BoomBox song may be changed 11x/day
Deadly Flashing Blade		+10		adder bladder (potion)	10 turns		Dropped by black adder
Engorged Weapon		+10		Meleegra™ pills (potion)	5 turns		Obtained South of the Border, or at Gno-Mart
Hella Tough		+10	+25% Muscle +5 DR	Styx Pixie (once-daily boon)	10 turns	BM; choice of Styx Pixie boon (limit: 1x/day)	Obtained from The Styx Pixie in Hey Deze
Loco Motives		+10	+10% Initiative	motivational poster (potion)	10 turns		Untradable Crimbo 2010 content
Nanobrawny		+10	+25% Muscle Regen 4-8 HP/adv Allows use of the skill Unleash Nanites	Nanorhino (familiar)	50 turns		Fully-charged Nanorhino grants the effect (and expends its charge) when you use a muscle-based combat skill
Papowerful		+10	+10 Spell Damage +2 Stat(s)/Fight	papotion of papower (potion)	Sauciness-based		papaya + scrumptious reagent
Rage of the Reindeer		+10	+10% Muscle	Rage of the Reindeer (skill)	5 turns	10 MP
Re-Possessed		+10	-2 DR	Adventure	10 turns	Bad Moon; 1x adv	Obtained at The Haunted Billiards Room
Scowl of the Auk		+10		Scowl of the Auk (skill)	10 turns	10 MP, Face slot
Wrath		+10	+10 Spell Damage -4 DR	BM (passive)	Always	Bad Moon
Tenacity of the Snapper (TT Buff)		+8		Tenacity of the Snapper (skill)	Totem-based	8 MP
Claws of the Walrus		+7		Claws of the Walrus (passive)	Always
Aspect of the Twinklefairy		+5	+10% All Attributes	twinkly wad (1-spleen spline)	10 turns		Pulverizing equipment with power 140+, or combining nuggets
Compensatory Cruelness		+5		cruelty-free wine (1-drunk booze)	5 turns	Level 10	Possible drop from Hippy Army MPE
Pronounced Potency		+5		potion of potency (potion)	Sauciness-based		orange + scrumptious reagent
Souper Vengeful		+5	+3 to Familiar Weight	turtle soup (1-full food)	10 turns	TT, level 2	Quest food acquired along the Turtle Tamer Nemesis Quest
Sharp Weapon		+3-5		Knob Goblin sharpening spray (potion)	5 turns		Purchasable from The Knob Dispensary
Chalky Hand		+3	+3 Pool Skill Never Fumble	handful of hand chalk (potion)	5 turns		Dropped by chalkdust wraith in The Haunted Billiards Room
Corruption of Wretched Wally		+3	+3 Muscle Regen 3-5 HP/adv	tainted seal's blood (potion)	10 turns		Lesser Infernal Seal drop
Rushin' Hands		+3		Sweet Nutcracker (familiar)	Varies		Randomly granted
Twinkly Weapon		+3		twinkly nuggets (potion)	5 turns		Pulverizing equipment with power 80-175, or combining powder

Elemental Damage

The following tables lists the effects that give bonus elemental damage, and their sources.

Bonus Elemental Damage from Equipment

Item	Slot(s)	Elem. Bonus	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
A Little Bit Frightening	Unarmed	+3X Spooky	Kung Fu Hustler	Intrinsic effect is removed at stat of any armed combat X = player level
halibut	Weapon (2H)	+100 Stench, +100 Sleaze	85 Mus	Moxie -10%
fire axe	Weapon (2H)	+200 Cold	85 Mus
FDKOL fire hose	Weapon (2H)	+200 Cold	85 Mox
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	Weapon (2H)	+40 Hot	200 Mus	+2% chance of Critical Hit
bag of unfinished business	Weapon (2H)	+40 Stench	200 Mox	+5 to Familiar Weight
Chester's bag of candy	Weapon (2H)	+30 Sleaze	DB, 200 Mox	Moxie +10% Can be used once per day for free candy
Frosty's nailbat	Weapon (2H)	+30 Cold	200 Mus	Muscle +30% +3% chance of Critical Hit
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	Weapon (2H)	+5 Prismatic	35 Mus
sleazy bindle	Weapon (2H)	+25 Sleaze	200 Mus	+10% Items from Monsters Extra elemental damage on critical hit
freezin' bindle		+25 Cold
spooky bindle		+25 Spooky
flamin' bindle		+25 Hot
stinkin' bindle		+25 Stench
beer-a-pult	Weapon ("3H")	+10 Sleaze, +10 Stench	80 Mox
C.B.F.G.	Weapon (2H)	+10 Hot, +10 Stench	60 Mox
coal shovel	Weapon (2H)	+20 Hot	65 Mus	Grants skill Shovel Hot Coal
Loathing Legion flamethrower	Weapon (2H)	+20 Hot	LLK form	Attacks do Hot Damage instead of physical Cannot equip in Hardcore
plastic nunchaku	Weapon (2H)	+3 Prismatic	10 Mus	+30% Combat Initiative
tin drum	Weapon (2H)	+3 Prismatic		Moxie +10% +1 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
a butt tuba	Weapon (2H)	+15 Sleaze	57 Mox
fire poi	Weapon (2H)	+15 Hot	80 Mox	Moxie +3
peace accordion	Weapon (2H)	+12 Stench	AT, 70 Mox	Enables casting of 19-turn Accordion Thief buffs
Rain-Doh violet bo	Weapon (2H)	+11 Sleaze	Rain-Doh	Moxie +11
bone flute	Weapon (2H)	+11 Spooky	40 Mox
autocalliope	Weapon (2H)	+2 Prismatic	AT, 50 Mox	Enables casting of 15-turn Accordion Thief buffs
jungle drum	Weapon (2H)	+10 Spooky	65 Mox	So-So Spooky Resistance Combat Initiative -20%
warbear exhaust manifold	Weapon (2H)	+10 Stench	AT	Deals Passive Stench Damage each round
toxic mop	Weapon (2H)	+10 Stench	50 Mus	+20 Damage to Stench Spells
pentatonic accordion	Weapon (2H)	+9 Cold	AT, 30 Mox	Enables casting of 12-turn Accordion Thief buffs
foot-long hot daub	Weapon (2H)	+9 Hot	27 Mus	+9 Damage to Hot Spells
boilgun	Weapon (2H)	+8 Hot	25 Mox	Maximum MP +10
bone bandoneon	Weapon (2H)	+7 Spooky	AT, 25 Mox	Enables casting of 6-turn Accordion Thief buffs
infernal fife	Weapon (2H)	+7 Hot	12 Mox
icy-hot katana	Weapon (2H)	+3 Hot, +3 Cold	30 Mus
frigid hankyū	Weapon (2H)	+6 Cold	25 Mox	Moxie +2
buffalo blade	Weapon (2H)	+2 Sleaze, +3 Hot	45 Mus	Muscle +5
projectile icemaker	Weapon (2H)	+5 Cold	45 Mox	Moxie +7 Spell Damage +7
rusty grave robbing shovel	Weapon (2H)	+5 Spooky	25 Mus	Combat Initiative -10%
shuddersword	Weapon (2H)	+5 Spooky	45 Mus	Muscle +7 Spell Damage +7
goulauncher	Weapon (2H)	+5 Spooky	35 Mox	Moxie +4
hot cross bow	Weapon (2H)	+5 Hot	45 Mox	Moxie +7 Muscle +5
magilaser blastercannon	Weapon (2H)	+5 Hot	62 Mox	Bonus Ranged Damage +15
carob cannon	Weapon (2H)	+5 Stench	45 Mox	Moxie +7 +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
pocket theremin	Weapon (2H)	+4 Spooky	2 Mox
guancertina	Weapon (2H)	+4 Stench	AT, 10 Mox	Enables casting of 9-turn Accordion Thief buffs
beer-soaked mop	Weapon (2H)	+3 Sleaze
glistening staff	Weapon (2H)	+3 Sleaze	15 Mus	Mysticality +2
poutine pole	Weapon (2H)	+3 Sleaze	12 Mus	Mysticality +3
frozen nunchaku	Weapon (2H)	+3 Cold	25 Mus	Weapon Damage +3
flypaper staff	Weapon (2H)	+3 Spooky	25 Mus	Weapon Damage +3 Mysticality +3
Barney's rake	Weapon (2H)	+3 Spooky		Muscle +3
grave robbing shovel	Weapon (2H)	+3 Spooky		Combat Initiative -10%
rubber axe	Weapon (2H)	+2 Sleaze	5 Mus
spooky staff	Weapon (2H)	+2 Spooky	2 Mus	Mysticality +2
spooky stick	Weapon (2H)	+2 Spooky
soup-chucks	Weapon (2H)	+2 Hot
Grimy Reaper's Vestments	Outfit (hat, 2h weap, pants)	+100 Spooky	200 Mus
Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments	Outfit (hat, 2h weap, acc)	+50 Cold	200 Mus	Grants Overload Discarded Refrigerator combat skill while in Hobopolis
Frat Warrior Fatigues	Outfit (hat, pants, acc)	+15 Sleaze	70 Mys, 70 Mox
War Hippy Fatigues	Outfit (hat, pants, acc)	+15 Stench	70 Mys, 70 Mox
Glad Bag Glad Rags	Outfit (hat, 2h weap, pants)	+5 Sleaze, +5 Stench	62 Mus, 62 Mox	Mysticality +10 Moxie +10
Frat Boy Ensemble	Outfit (hat, 1h weap, pants)	+5 Sleaze	20 Mus, 15 Mox
Filthy Hippy Disguise	Outfit (hat, pants)	+5 Stench	15 Mox	Allows shopping at The Hippy Store
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise	Outfit (hat, pants)	+3 Sleaze
wolfskull mask	Hat	+50 Spooky	200 Mox	+15 to Monster Level
Frosty's old silk hat	Hat	+30 Cold	SC, 200 Mus	Muscle +20%
corrosive cowl	Hat	+30 Spooky	200 Mox	Slime Hates It (Compounded +ML against Slimes) Stupendous Spooky Resistance
8-billed baseball cap	Hat	+5 Prismatic	85 Mox	Muscle +15% Combat Initiative +30%
dreadful fedora	Hat	+25 Spooky	200 Mox	+25 Damage to Spooky Spells Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
sinister demon mask	Hat	+25 Spooky	35 Mox	Regenerate 10-25 HP per adventure +25% Food Drops from Monsters
The Jokester's wig	Hat	+25 Spooky	50	Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure +10 to Monster Level
ghast iron Garibaldi	Hat	+10 Spooky, +10 Hot	70 Mox
grungy bandana	Hat	+10 Sleaze, +10 Stench	60 Mox
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	Hat	+20 Sleaze	35 Mox	So-So Spooky Resistance +20% Candy Drops from Monsters
plain paper hat	Hat	+20 Cold	60 Mox	+25 Damage to Cold Spells Spell Damage +30%
longhaired hippy wig	Hat	+20 Stench	85 Mox	Mysticality +5%
moist sailor's cap	Hat	+20 Stench	85 Mox	Muscle +10% Stupendous Hot Resistance
wumpus-hair wig	Hat	+20 Stench	35 Mox	Moxie -5 +20 Damage to Stench Spells
ratty knitted cap	Hat	+15 Sleaze		+15 Damage to Sleaze Spells
mummy mask	Hat	+12 Spooky	70 Mox
biomechanical crimborg helmet	Hat	+5 Hot, +5 Stench	60 Mox
cold water bottle	Hat	+10 Cold	65 Mox	+20 Damage to Cold Spells So-So Hot Resistance
double-ice cap	Hat	+10 Cold	20 Mox	Regenerate 5-9 MP per Adventure
isotophat	Hat	+10 Stench	35 Mox	+20 Damage to Stench Spells
hot daub bun	Hat	+9 Hot	27 Mys	+9 Damage to Hot Spells
fire	Hat	+7 Hot		Intrinsic Effect: Head on Fire, Ass Catching (Combat Initiative +10%)
Snow Queen Crown	Hat	+5 Cold	42 Mox	Serious Cold Resistance
pottery hat	Hat	+5 Hot		Slight Cold Resistance
spooky hockey mask	Hat	+3 Spooky	35 Mox	So-So Spooky Resistance
filthy knitted dread sack	Hat	+3 Stench	15 Mox
mullet wig	Hat	+2 Sleaze	5 Mox
asshat	Hat	+1 Sleaze		Slight Stench Resistance
wings of fire	Back Item	+25 Hot	100 Mys	+25 Damage to Hot Spells
cod cape	Back Item	+25 Stench	200 Mox	Disappears over rollover Monsters will be more attracted to you
Lavalos's shell	Back Item	+20 Hot	75 Mys	Damage Absorption +40 So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
oil shell	Back Item	+15 Sleaze	TT, 20 Mus
Rain-Doh red wings	Back Item	+11 Hot	Rain-Doh	+20% Combat Initiative
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	Shirt	+15 Prismatic	200 Mus	Superhuman Resistance to All Elements
bod-ice	Shirt	+25 Sleaze		Disappears over rollover +25 to Monster Level +25 Damage to Sleaze Spells
extremely wet T-shirt	Shirt	+25 Sleaze	85 Mus	Moxie +10% Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
astral shirt	Shirt	+3 Prismatic	Choice of astral equipment	All Attributes + 10% +3 Stats Per Fight
midriff scrubs	Shirt	+10 Sleaze	65 Mus	+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Kashmir sweater	Shirt	+10 Hot	62 Mus	+10 Damage to Hot Spells
clownskin harness	Shirt	+2 Sleaze, +2 Spooky	15 Mus
wolf whistle	Weapon (1H)	+100 Sleaze	85 Mox	Grants skill Blow Wolf Whistle Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure
Frosty's snowball sack	Weapon (1H)	+50 Cold	200 Mox
pristine walrus tusk	Weapon (1H)	+50 Cold	60 Mus	Muscle +15
hothammer	Weapon (1H)	+50 Hot	200 Mus
White Dragon Fang	Weapon (1H)	+9 Prismatic	200 Mus	All Attributes +9% Regenerate 9-9 MP per adventure
scratch 'n' sniff sword	Weapon (1H)1 only	+3X Prismatic	Mutually exclusive; convertible	+3 Prismatic Damage per dragon sticker attached Three slots for stickers; each sticker lasts for 20 combats Other stickers available with different enchantments
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow
grease cannon	Weapon (1H)	+20 Sleaze, +20 Hot	35 Mox	Sets opponents on fire
stinky cheese sword	Weapon (1H)	+X Stench	stinky cheese form	X = stinky cheese charge (capped at 100) / 3; i.e., X is capped at 33
pernicious cudgel	Weapon (1H)	+30 Sleaze	200 Mus	Slime Hates It (Compounded +ML against Slimes) +2% Critical Hit Chance
Frosty's arm	Weapon (1H)	+30 Cold	200 Mus	Weapon Damage +30
diabolical crossbow	Weapon (1H)	+30 Spooky	200 Mox	Slime Hates It (Compounded +ML against Slimes) +2% Critical Hit Chance
lavalarva	Weapon (1H)	+30 Hot		Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4) +10 to Monster Level
C.H.U.M. knife	Weapon (1H)	+30 Stench	175 Mus
club of the five seasons	Weapon (1H)	+5 Prismatic	60 Mus
rainbow crossbow	Weapon (1H)	+5 Prismatic	60 Mox
Hand that Rocks the Ladle	Weapon (1H)	+5 Prismatic		+5 Smithsness Mysticality +X% Eminently Twistable (PM only)
The Jokester's gun	Weapon (1H)	+5 Prismatic	50 Mox	Combat Initiative +25% +50% Pants Drops from Monsters Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent
unsanitized scalpel	Weapon (1H)	+25 Sleaze	35 Mus
sealhide whip	Weapon (1H)	+25 Cold	2 Mus
mannequin leg	Weapon (1H)	+20 Sleaze	SC, 40 Mus	Moxie +5
Meteoid ice beam	Weapon (1H)	+20 Cold	25 Mox	+2% chance of Critical Hit On Critical: Freeze Opponent
frozen seal spine	Weapon (1H)	+20 Cold	SC, 55 Mus	Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP/adv
flaming sword	Weapon (1H)	+20 Hot	60 Mus	+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit Never Fumble
Pener's drumstick	Weapon (1H)	+20 Hot	35 Mus	Combat Initiative +20% +5% Chance of Critical Hit Sets opponents on fire
"honey" dipper	Weapon (1H)	+20 Stench	60 Mys	+25 Damage to Stench Spells Spell Damage +30%
infernal toilet brush	Weapon (1H)	+20 Stench	SC, 35 Mus	Maximum HP/MP +20
sewage-clogged pistol	Weapon (1H)	+20 Stench	35 Mox	+10 to Monster Level
obsidian dagger	Weapon (1H)	+3 Prismatic	10 Mus
blunt icepick	Weapon (1H)	+15 Cold
spectral axe	Weapon (1H)	+15 Cold	50 Mus	+30 Damage vs. Ghosts
hammerus	Weapon (1H)	+15 Spooky
Shooting morning star	Weapon (1H)	+15 Hot		Muscle +15% Successful hit weakens opponent
red hot poker	Weapon (1H)	+15 Hot	67 Mus
beer bong	Weapon (1H)	+15 Stench	80 Mox	+5 to Monster Level
goatskin umbrella	Weapon (1H)	+15 Stench	75 Mus
happiness	Weapon (1H)	+12 Hot	67 Mox
Loathing Legion double prism	Weapon (1H)	+2 Prismatic	LLK form	Cannot equip in Hardcore
wumpus-hair whip	Weapon (1H)	+2 Prismatic
dreadlock whip	Weapon (1H)	+5 Stench, +5 Sleaze	5 Mus	+10 to Monster Level
origami riding crop	Weapon (1H)	+10 Sleaze		Combat Initiative +15% Has a chat effect Cannot equip in Hardcore
short-handled mop	Weapon (1H)	+10 Sleaze	67 Mus	+10 Stench Damage
regret hose	Weapon (1H)	+10 Cold	30 Mox	Grants skill Tear Wave
Bonestabber	Weapon (1H)	+10 Spooky		Serious Spooky resistance +5 to Monster Level +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
Spooky Putty ball	Weapon (1H)	+10 Spooky	Foldable form	On critical hit, may ricochet up to three times, with each doing additional 10-20 physical and 10 Spooky
breadchucks	Weapon (1H)	+10 Hot	62 Mus	Weapon Damage +10
war tongs	Weapon (1H)	+10 Hot	75 Mys	+10 Damage to Hot Spells
anger blaster	Weapon (1H)	+10 Hot	30 Mox
flaming juggler's balls	Weapon (1H)	+10 Hot	Foldable form	+2 Stat Gains from Fights Cannot equip in Hardcore
Cerebral Crossbow	Weapon (1H)	+3 Spooky, +3 Cold, +3 Sleaze	30 Mox
demon whip	Weapon (1H)	+3 Stench, +3 Hot, +3 Sleaze
lupine sword	Weapon (1H)	+9 Spooky	42 Mus	+9 additional Spooky Damage if a snarling wolf shield is equipped
spiked femur	Weapon (1H)	+6 Spooky	35 Mus
accord ion	Weapon (1H)	+5 Hot	AT, 20 Mox	Enables casting of 10-turn Accordion Thief buffs
can of fake snow	Weapon (1H)	+5 Cold	35 Mox
double-barreled sling	Weapon (1H)	+5 Sleaze	20 Mox	Slight Cold Resistance
hippy bongo	Weapon (1H)	+5 Stench	20 Mox
ice sickle	Weapon (1H)	+5 Cold	Foldable form	+15 to Monster Level Cannot equip in Hardcore
potato pistol	Weapon (1H)	+5 Sleaze	45 Mox	Moxie +5
pottery club	Weapon (1H)	+5 Hot
pottery yo-yo	Weapon (1H)	+5 Hot
spooky bicycle chain	Weapon (1H)	+5 Spooky	25 Mus	2x Critical Hit Chance
toy ray gun	Weapon (1H)	+5 Hot	72 Mox	2x Critical Hit Chance
yohohoyo	Weapon (1H)	+1 Prismatic	65 Mox	2x Critical Hit Chance
bone rattle	Weapon (1H)	+4 Spooky
homoerotic frat-paddle	Weapon (1H)	+4 Sleaze	20 Mus
dishrag	Weapon (1H)	+3 Stench
flaming crutch	Weapon (1H)	+3 Hot	15 Mus
Frost™ brand sword	Weapon (1H)	+3 Cold	20 Mus	Muscle +3 +3 to Monster Level
flaming cardboard sword	Weapon (1H)	+3 Hot	20 Mus	Weapon Damage +3 Muscle +3
trusty torch	Weapon (1H)	+3 Hot
grease gun	Weapon (1H)	+3 Sleaze	17 Mox	Weapon Damage +3 Moxie +3
pestoblade	Weapon (1H)	+3 Stench	10 Mus	Muscle +3
sewer snake	Weapon (1H)	+3 Stench
cheap plastic bottle opener	Weapon (1H)	+2 Sleaze
skeleton bone	Weapon (1H)	+1 Spooky
asparagus knife	Weapon (1H)	+1 Stench
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	Weapon (1H)	+1 Stench	2 Mus	Weapon Damage +3
17-ball	Off-Hand Item	+20 Prismatic		An ultra-rare item
deck of lewd playing cards	Off-Hand Item	+69 Sleaze	22 Mys	Moxie +5% +69 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Great Wolf's left paw	Off-Hand Item	+10 Prismatic	SC, 250 Mus	+10% Critical Hit Chance Never Fumble
tailbone shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+40 Stench	200 Mus	Deals 80-100 Stench Damage to attackers Damage Reduction: 16
Zombo's shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+30 Spooky	TT, 200 Mus	Damage Reduction: +15 Listed bonus damage Damage Absorption +50 Muscle +20%
ghast iron heater shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+10 Spooky, +10 Hot	75 Mus	Damage Reduction: 11
shadowy seal eye	Off-Hand Item	+20 Spooky	SC, 35 Mus	+15 to Monster Level
skull gearshift knob	Off-Hand Item	+20 Spooky	60 Mus	+25 Damage to Spooky Spells Spell Damage +30%
Abyssal ember	Off-Hand Item	+20 Hot	SC, 35 Mus	+25% Weapon Drops from Monsters
Ol' Scratch's stove door	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+20 Hot	200 Mus	Damage Reduction: +15 Deals 40-50 Hot Damage to attackers
Oscus's garbage can lid	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+20 Stench	200 Mus	Damage Reduction: +15 Deals 40-50 Stench Damage to attackers
steaming evil	Off-Hand Item	+6 Spooky, +6 Hot, +6 Sleaze	75 Mys	Essentially a hacked item
C.H.U.M. lantern	Off-Hand Item	+17 Stench	150 Mus	+30% Items from Monsters (In Sewers)
creepy doll head	Off-Hand Item	+15 Spooky	35 Mys
dirty rigging rope	Off-Hand Item	+15 Stench	30 Mus	Combat Initiative +30%
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	Off-Hand Item	+10 Spooky
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	Off-Hand Item	+10 Sleaze
Crimbo tree flocker	Off-Hand Item	+10 Cold
jar of frostigkraut	Off-Hand Item	+10 Cold	35 Mys	Deals Cold Damage every round
oil lamp	Off-Hand Item	+5 Sleaze, +5 Hot	45 Mus
painted shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+2 Prismatic	45 Mus	Damage Reduction: 7 All Attributes +3
vampire pellet	Off-Hand Item	+10 Spooky	35 Mys	Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure +20 Damage to Spooky Spells
snarling wolf shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+9 Spooky	42 Mus	Maximum HP +40 Only applies when used with the lupine sword.
lucky lighter	Off-Hand Item	+6 Hot	2 Mys	2x Critical Hit Chance
2-ball	Off-Hand Item	+5 Cold		+5 Damage to Cold Spells
3-ball	Off-Hand Item	+5 Spooky		+5 Damage to Spooky Spells
4-ball	Off-Hand Item	+5 Sleaze		+5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
5-ball	Off-Hand Item	+5 Hot		+5 Damage to Hot Spells
6-ball	Off-Hand Item	+5 Stench		+5 Damage to Stench Spells
A Light that Never Goes Out	Off-Hand Item	+5 Hot		Mysticality +5 +5 Smithsness +X% Items from Monsters based on Smithsness
Grey Guanon	Off-Hand Item	+5 Stench	15 Mys	Deals Stench Damage every round
misfit dolly	Off-Hand Item	+5 Spooky		Moxie +5
misfit hobby horse	Off-Hand Item	+5 Stench		Muscle +5
misfit teddy bear	Off-Hand Item	+5 Hot		Mysticality +5
pottery shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+5 Hot		Damage Reduction: +3
skull of the Bonerdagon	Off-Hand Item	+5 Spooky
flaming talons	Off-Hand Item	+5 Hot	30 Mys	Weapon Damage +5
orcish stud-finder	Off-Hand item	+5 Sleaze	27 Mys	Weapon Damage +5
wad of Crovacite	Off-Hand Item	+5 Spooky		A custom item given to Crovax1234
KoL Con IV Pole	Off-Hand Item	+4 Hot	10 Mys	Maximum HP +4 Maximum MP +4 All Attributes +4
clownskin buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+3 Spooky	15 Mus	Damage Reduction: +3
demon buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+3 Hot	25 Mus	Damage Reduction: +5
hot plate	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+3 Hot	15 Mus	Damage Reduction: +3 Damages Attacking Opponent
The Lot's engagement ring	Off-Hand Item	+3 Stench		Allows Noxious Proposals
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	Off-Hand Item	+2 Hot
Microplushie: Gothochondria	Off-Hand Item	+2 Spooky
Microplushie: Hippylase	Off-Hand Item	+2 Stench
Microplushie: Sororitrate	Off-Hand Item	+2 Sleaze
sebaceous shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+1 Stench, +1 Sleaze	2 Mus	Damage Reduction: +2
magical ice cubes	Off-Hand Item	+1 Cold
sewer turtle	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+1 Stench		Damage Reduction: +1
transparent pants	Pants	+60 Sleaze	200 Mox	+60 damage to Sleaze Spells
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	Pants	+50 Sleaze	TT, 250 Mus	Superhuman Hot Resistance Slight Stench Resistance
Warms-Your-Tush	Pants	+50 Hot	DB, 250 Mox	Superhuman Cold Resistance Slight Spooky Resistance
zombie mariachi pants	Pants	+50 Stench	AT, 250 Mox	Superhuman Spooky Resistance Slight Hot Resistance
BRAINS shorts	Pants	+40 Sleaze	200 Mox	+40 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Daisy's unclean bloomers	Pants	+30 Stench	30 Mox	+30 Damage to Stench Spells +15 Monster Level
Danglin' Chad's loincloth	Pants	+25 Sleaze	75 Mox	Moxie -10
poodle skirt	Pants	+25 Hot	200 Mox	Slight Slime Resistance +25% Meat from Monsters
boneana hammock	Pants	+20 Sleaze	45 Mox	+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
fire hose	Pants	+20 Hot	60 Mox	+25 Damage to Hot Spells Spell Damage +30%
floral-print skirt	Pants	+20 Stench	60 Mox	+5 to Monster Level
ghast iron codpiece	Pants	+10 Hot, +10 Spooky	70 Mox
porcelain plus-fours	Pants	+4 Prismatic	40 Mox	All Attributes +4 Maximum HP/MP +4 +4% Chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 4 +4 to Familiar Weight Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
pair of plants	Pants	+3 Prismatic	15 Mox	+20% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
biomechanical crimborg leg armor	Pants	+5 Stench, +5 Hot	60 Mox
liar's pants	Pants	+10 Hot	Foldable form	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
pygmy briefs	Pants	+5 Sleaze, +5 Stench	67 Mox
stylish swimsuit	Pants	+10 Sleaze	5 Mus	Moxie +5 Only male characters receive the bonus damage
Three Mile Island shorts	Pants	+10 Stench	35 Mox	+20 Damage to Stench Spells
Whoompa Fur Pants	Pants	+10 Stench	40 Mox	So-So Stench Resistance
hot daub stand	Pants	+9 Hot	27 Mox	+9 Damage to Hot Spells
furry kilt	Pants	+5 Sleaze	60 Mox
furry pants	Pants	+5 Sleaze	60 Mox
furry skirt	Pants	+5 Sleaze	60 Mox
giant discarded torn-up glove	Pants	+5 Stench	62 Mox	Moxie -10
pottery training pants	Pants	+5 Hot		All Attributes +3
ninja hot pants	Pants	+4 Hot	20 Mox
bloody clown pants	Pants	+3 Spooky	10 Mox
rainbow pearl ring	Accessory1 only	+40 Prismatic	200 Mys	A very rare item All Attributes +15
old ball and chain	Accessory1 only	+100 Cold	200 Mys	Combat Initiative -50%
warm fur	Accessory	+60 Hot	200 Mys	Also used in a crafting adventure
malevolent medallion	Accessory1 only	+10 Prismatic	150 Mys	Slime Hates It (Compounded +ML against Slimes) Regenerate 10-30 HP per adventure
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	Accessory1 only	+50 Spooky	35 Mys	Monster Level +20 +50 Damage to Spooky Spells
Ice-Cold Beer Ring	Accessory1 only	+40 Cold	60 Mys	All Attributes +3
Mudflap-Girl Ring	Accessory1 only	+40 Sleaze	60 Mys	All Attributes +3
Ring of Fire	Accessory1 only	+40 Hot	60 Mys	All Attributes +3
Ring of the Sewer Snake	Accessory1 only	+40 Stench	60 Mys	All Attributes +3
The Ring	Accessory1 only	+40 Spooky	60 Mys	All Attributes +3
amber aviator shades	Accessory1 only	+30 Sleaze	85 Mys	Mysticality +5% Moxie +5%
red-hot medallion	Accessory1 only	+30 Hot
Gaze of the Volcano God	Intrinsic (acc.1 only-tied)	+25 Hot	JMM, tuned	Weapon Damage +50% Obtained when using a Muscle-class skill with an untuned Juju Mojo Mask equipped (and retained only as long as the JMM remains equipped) +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Regenerate 8-10 HP per Adventure Cannot equip in Hardcore
stinky fannypack	Accessory	+25 Stench	85 Mys	+25 Damage to Stench Spells +40% Item Drops while on Vacation (in any Elemental Airport area)
Chester's moustache	Accessory1 only	+20 Sleaze	DB, 200 Mox	+20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Disco Bandit Combat Skills Weaken enemies by an additional +50%
Chester's sunglasses	Accessory1 only	+20 Sleaze	200 Mox	Moxie +15% Reduce enemy defense by 15%
Jefferson wings	Accessory	+20 Sleaze	65 Mys
Sketcherz™	Accessory	+20 Sleaze	60 Mys	+25 Damage to Sleaze Spells Spell Damage +30%
slicksilver ring	Accessory1 only	+20 Sleaze	10 Mys	+40 Damage to Sleaze Spells Moxie +10
tiny plastic Lord Flameface	Accessory1 only	+20 Hot		Slight Cold Resistance
wicksilver ring	Accessory1 only	+20 Hot	10 Mys	+40 Damage to Hot Spells Mysticality +10
bejeweled cufflinks	Accessory1 only	+3 Prismatic	45 Mys
dethklok	Accessory	+15 Spooky
glacial clock	Accessory	+15 Cold
Iiti Kitty phone charm	Accessory1 only	+15 Spooky	67 Mys
red masque	Accessory1 only	+15 Spooky	65 Mys	Maximum HP +30
Gaia beads	Accessory	+10 Stench	72 Mys	+10 Damage to Stench Spells
kick-ass kicks	Accessory1 only	+10 Sleaze	65 Mys	Moxie +3
sweat socks	Accessory	+5 Sleaze, +5 Stench		+5 Damage to Stench Spells +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Radio KoL Coffee Mug	Accessory1 only	+10 Hot		A custom item given to KolMohDee
skeleton skis	Accessory1 only	+5 Cold, +5 Spooky		Combat Initiative +25%
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	Accessory1 only	+10 Stench	60 Mys	+10 Damage to Stench Spells
tiny plastic protector spectre	Accessory	+10 Spooky	10 Mys
ghost of a necklace	Accessory	+8 Sleaze	15 Mys	+8 Damage to Sleaze Spells Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
Lockenstock™ sandals	Accessory1 only	+7 Stench	65 Mys	Mysticality +7
snow belly	Accessory1 only	+6 Cold	10 Mys
imp unity ring	Accessory	+5 Hot	15 Mys	+5 Damage to Hot Spells
shamanic beads	Accessory	+1 Prismatic	47 Mys	Spell Damage +10
spooky glove	Accessory	+5 Spooky	15 Mys	Never Fumble Moxie +5
stolen necklace	Accessory	+5 Spooky	30 Mys	+1 Extra PvP Fight
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	Accessory	+1 Prismatic
tiny plastic Beelzebozo	Accessory	+5 Sleaze
tiny plastic conservationist hippy	Accessory	+5 Stench
tiny plastic Crimbomination	Accessory	+1 Prismatic
tiny plastic fax machine	Accessory	+2 Prismatic
tiny plastic Felonia	Accessory	+5 Spooky
tiny plastic spiderbugbear	Accessory	+5 Spooky
enchanted handwarmer	Accessory1 only	+4 Hot	15 Mys	So-So Cold Resistance
dirty hobo gloves	Accessory1 only	+2 Stench
disembodied smile	Accessory1 only	+2 Spooky
reinforced furry underpants	Accessory	+2 Sleaze		Mysticality +2
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	Accessory	+2 Hot		Ranged Damage +2
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	Accessory	+1 Sleaze
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	Accessory	+1 Hot
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	Accessory	+1 Cold
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	Accessory	+1 Stench
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	Accessory	+1 Spooky

Bonus Elemental Damage from Effects

Effect	Elem. Bonus	Other	Source (Type)	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Force of Mayo Be With You	X Sleaze	+2 Res All X = blood-mayo level	The Mayo Clinic (daily boon)	20 turns	Use of boon (limit: 1x/day)	(Blood-mayo level only resets on ascension)
			Mayonex (potion pre-game)	Special	1000 meat	Instead of giving Y adventures, the next food you eat will give +Y blood-mayo level and +Y turns of effect
			Mayo de Mayo™ mayo (potion)	5 turns		Given out on Cinco de Mayo IV
Cinco Elementos	X Prismatic	X = turns of effect, capped at 2500	Cinco Mayo Lager (3-drunk booze)	5 turns		Given out on Cinco de Mayo II
You're Back...	300 Spooky	+25 Muscle -10 Moxie -25% Max HP	Losing a fight with First-aid pouch (accessory) equipped	10 turns	Loss of accessory
Boschface	25 Prismatic		Elizabeth's paintbrush (potion)	25 turns		One of the rewards for doing Elizabeth Spookyraven's Lights Out Quest
Why So Serious?	25 Prismatic	+25 to elemental Spells	Jokester makeup (potion)	25 turns		Reward for completing Batfellow having defeated The Jokester
In a Lather	20 Prismatic	+50% Weapon Damage +20 Weapon Damage +20 Ranged Damage +50% Spell Damage +40 Spell Damage +40 to elemental Spells	Sockdollager (2-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon)	25 turns	VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked); 500 meat, choice of Speakeasy drink (limit: 3x/day)
Eyes All Black	100 Spooky	+100 to Spooky Spells	delicious candy (potion)	15 turns		Dropped by creepy little girl in Secret Government Laboratory
You Can Taste the Darkness	100 Spooky	+9 Spooky Res	The Cooler Out of Space (2-drunk booze)	30 turns	Level 12	Boss drop from the (now inaccessible) Haunted Sorority House
Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover	100 Sleaze		Village: Estate → Family Plot → "Read some tombstones"	100 turns	Level 15, 1 turn, use of that checkpoint in that dungeon instance	Dreadsylvanian outcomes available from various penciled checkpoints
Staying Frosty	100 Cold		Castle: Great Hall → Kitchen → "Hang out in the freezer"
Bored Stiff	100 Spooky		Forest: Cabin → Basement → "Read diary"
Dragged Through the Coals	100 Hot		Forest: Burrows → Towards heat → "Play in the fire"
Sewer-Drenched	100 Stench		Village: Skid Row → Sewers → "Slosh in the muck"
Cholestoriffic	X (↓) Sleaze	+X (↓) to Sleaze Spells	X fry-oil-flavored Hob-Os (potion)	1 turn each		Hobopolis side bosses' Halloween candies; Bonus = turns remaining, capped at 100
Tundra Mouth	X (↓) Cold	+X (↓) to Cold Spells	X frostbite-flavored Hob-Os (potion)
Scariberi	X (↓) Spooky	+X (↓) to Spooky Spells	X strawberry-flavored Hob-Os (potion)
Fire Down Below	X (↓) Hot	+X (↓) to Hot Spells	X sterno-flavored Hob-Os (potion)
Refuse Reflux	X (↓) Stench	+X (↓) to Stench Spells	X garbage-juice-flavored Hob-Os (potion)
Demonicity	80 Spooky	+80 to Spooky Spells +40 to ML	demon makeup kit (potion)	40 turns		Dropped by Geve Smimmons in the SMOOCH Army HQ's back room
Cold, Dead Hands	40 Cold, 40 Spooky		graveyard snowglobe (potion)	20 turns		Clip Art summons
Rainbow Bright	15 Prismatic	+30% All Attributes +5 Pris Res	prismatic wad (3-spleen spline)	10 turns	Level 7	Combination of all five elemental wads, via Rainbow Gravitation
Benetton's Medley of Diversity (AT Buff)	15 Prismatic		Benetton's Medley of Diversity (skill)	Accordion-based	AT (caster), Level 15 (recipient); 50 MP (caster), AT song slot	Hobopolis song (skillbook dropped by Frosty)
			recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity (potion)	20 turns	AT song slot
Deadly Lampblade	75 Spooky	Poisons opponent on hit	deadly lampshade (potion)	20 turns		Purchasable (for 5 hobo nickels) in Hobopolis spooky zone semi-rare
Drenched With Filth	75 Stench		concentrated garbage juice (potion)	20 turns		Purchasable (for 5 hobo nickels) in Hobopolis stench zone semi-rare
Belch the Rainbow™	X Prismatic	X = your level	Piddles (potion)	10 turns		Occasionally dropped by Stocking Mimic with its equipment
Song of the North	50 Cold	+100% Weapon Damage	Song of the North (Dreads song)	10 turns	100 MP, Dreads song slot	Dreadsylvania SC/AT Class-Crossed Skill
Song of Sauce	50 Hot	+50 to Hot Spells +100% Spell Damage	Song of Sauce (Dreads song)			Dreadsylvania Sa/AT Class-Crossed Skill
Cold as Ice	50 Cold	+50 to Cold Spells +5 Hot Res	liquid ice (potion)	50 turns	Heavy Rains	Dropped by Gurgle (path-specific Groar replacement)
Abyssal Blood	50 Hot	+100% Weapon Damage Regen 40-50 HP/adv	boiling seal blood (potion)	20 turns		Dropped by official seal (from the SC revamp world event)
Gutterminded	50 Sleaze		Buttery Knob (2-drunk booze)	5 turns		Booze siphoned from Goblins by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
			Slippery Knob (2-drunk booze)	10 turns	Level 4
			Flaming Knob (2-drunk booze)	15 turns	Level 8
Void Between the Stars	50 Cold		Great Older Fashioned (2-drunk booze)	5 turns		Booze siphoned from Goblins by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
			Fuzzy Tentacle (2-drunk booze)	10 turns	Level 4
			Crazymaker (2-drunk booze)	15 turns	Level 8
Creepypasted	50 Spooky		Drac & Tan (2-drunk booze)	5 turns		Booze siphoned from Undead by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
			Transylvania Sling (2-drunk booze)	10 turns	Level 4
			Shot of the Living Dead (2-drunk booze)	15 turns	Level 8
Heart Aflame	50 Hot		Suffering Sinner (2-drunk booze)	5 turns		Booze siphoned from Demons by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
			Suppurating Sinner (2-drunk booze)	10 turns	Level 4
			Sizzling Sinner (2-drunk booze)	15 turns	Level 8
In the Slimelight	50 Stench		Slimosa (2-drunk booze)	5 turns		Booze siphoned from Slimes by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
			Extra-slimy Slimosa (2-drunk booze)	10 turns	Level 4
			Slimebite (2-drunk booze)	15 turns	Level 8
Painted-On Bikini	50 Sleaze	+50 to Sleaze Spells +5 Hot/Stench Res	Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" (potion)	50 turns		Gift items in the Elemental International Airport Duty Free Shop
Coldfinger	50 Cold	+50 to Cold Spells +5 Stench/Sleaze Res	Wal-Mart "diamond" ring (potion)
Conspiratory Eyes	50 Spooky	+50 to Spooky Spells +5 Sleaze/Cold Res	Conspiracy™ mascara (potion)
Yeah, It's Just Gasoline	50 Hot	+50 to Hot Spells +5 Cold/Spooky Res	That 70s Cologne (potion)
Stogied	50 Stench	+50 to Stench Spells +5 Spooky/Hot Res	Puffstone cigar (potion)
Cuts Like a Buttered Knife	50 Sleaze		bag of lard (potion)	10 turns	Semi-rare (in-run)	Whitey's Grove semi-rare
Permafrosty	50 Cold		freezerburned ice cube (potion)			The Haunted Kitchen semirare
Bloody Bloody Bloody!	50 Spooky		fake blood (potion)			The Spooky Forest semirare
Flamingly Floral	50 Hot		fire flower (potion)			8-Bit Realm semi-rare
Chauve-Souris Merde Fou	50 Stench		Eau de Guaneau (potion)			Guano Junction semi-rare
Warm Belly	3X Hot	Increases by 10 the number of turns of Fishy granted by sushi and fish meats	bottle of Pete's Sake (3-drunk booze)	1 turn	Level 2	Distilled from bottle of sake ( = white rice + fermenting powder)
			citrus-infused sake (4-drunk booze)		Level 7	bottle of Pete's Sake + sea tangelo
			melon-infused sake (4-drunk booze)			bottle of Pete's Sake + sea honeydew
			berry-infused sake (4-drunk booze)			bottle of Pete's Sake + sea lychee
Cool, Catlike	40 Cold	+30 Moxie	cool cat elixir (potion)	20 turns		Clip Art summons
The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight	40 Spooky		bottle of Evermore (3-drunk booze)	30 turns	Level 5	Sometimes drops at The Red Zeppelin if the zeppelin is on fire
Orcmouth	40 Sleaze	+40 to Sleaze Spells	Mysterious Island iced tea (1-drunk drink)	40 turns	Level 3, Robortender (in-run) vs the corresponding phylum	(Orc mixer + tequila) + soda water
Drive-By Shot	40 Cold	+40 to Cold Spells	drive-by shooting (1-drunk drink)			(Penguin mixer + wine) + grapefruit
The Effect Man Was Not Meant to Have	40 Spooky	+40 to Spooky Spells	R'lyeh (1-drunk drink)			(Horror mixer + whiskey) + strawberry
It Is So Hot In Your Guts, So So Hot	40 Hot	+40 to Hot Spells	reverse Tantalus (1-drunk drink)			(Demon mixer + rum) + orange
Hell ib a Hambasked	40 Stench	+40 to Stench Spells	hell in a bucket (1-drunk drink)			(Hippy mixer + rum) + soda water
Blood-Gorged	40 Sleaze	+40 to Sleaze Spells	vial of blood simple syrup (potion)	20 turns		Dreadful Vampire Suit Halloween candy
Bone-Chilling	40 Cold	+40 to Cold Spells	bone bons (potion)			Dreadful Skeleton Suit Halloween candy
Hood Ridin'	40 Hot	+40 to Hot Spells	little red jam (potion)			Dreadful Werewolf Suit Halloween candy
Banono	40 Stench	+40 to Stench Spells	8-bit banana (potion)			Dreadful Ghost Suit Halloween candy
Spooky Blur	30 Spooky	+30 to Spooky Spells +20% Initiative	Whenchamacallit bar (potion)			Dreadful Zombie Suit Halloween candy
Hangdog	30 Sleaze	+3 Hot/Stench Res +20% Initiative	wet dog (3-fullness food)	30 turns	25 sleaze wads	VIP Hot Dog Stand access required; item costs may essentially be paid by others (preemptively)
Chill Out, Dog	30 Cold	+3 Stench/Sleaze Res +10 ML	chilly dog (3-fullness food)		25 cold wads
Scaredy Dog	30 Spooky	+3 Sleaze/Cold Res -5% CF	ghost dog (3-fullness food)		25 spooky wads
Devil Inside	30 Hot	+3 Cold/Spooky Res (food also gives PvP fights)	devil dog (3-fullness food)		25 hot wads
Dog Breath	30 Stench	+3 Spooky/Hot Res +5% CF	junkyard dog (3-fullness food)		25 stench wads
Improprie Tea	30 Sleaze		cuppa Improprie tea (potion)	30 turns	potted tea tree (in-run)	Created by potted tea tree, either explicitly (1x/day) or randomly (3x/day)
Yet Tea	30 Cold		cuppa Yet tea (potion)
Boo Tea	30 Spooky		cuppa Boo tea (potion)
Flamibili Tea	30 Hot		cuppa Flamibili tea (potion)
Nas Tea	30 Stench		cuppa Nas tea (potion)
Burning Hands	33 Hot	+33 to Hot Spells +3 Cold Res (previously analogous to Frozen Hands, but later changed and repurposed)	sticky lava globs (potion)	20 turns		Dropped by lava golem in the LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
The Two-Prong Crown	30 Sleaze		Green Manalishi (3-drunk booze)	30 turns	Level 4	Dropped by fleet woodsman
Demonic Taint	30 Stench		Summoning Chamber	30 turns		Stankmaster demon name learned in The Haunted Bathroom
Litterboxing	30 Stench	+15% Items	potion of the litterbox (potion)	20 turns		Clip Art summons
Some Cheese with Your Wine	30 Stench	+30 to Stench Spells	Fromage Pinotage (1-drunk booze)	20 turns	Level 3	Clip Art summons
A Little Bit Frightening	3X Spooky	X = current level	Kung Fu Hustler (skill)	40 turns	Unarmed	Acquired after 20 unarmed fights
Kiss of the Black Fairy	2X Spooky	X = current drunkenness	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (2-drunk drink)	40 turns		Dropped by enemies in The Haunted Wine Cellar
Colorful Gratitude	5 Prismatic		cigar box turtle (potion)	15 turns		Obtained from Turtle Taming in high-level indoor locations
Altered Wavelengths	5 Prismatic		papier-mochi (potion)	40 turns		Created from 2 papier-mâché globs (cooked from Rad Lib + soda water)
damage.enh	5 Prismatic		Source Terminal enhancement (1-3x-daily boon)	25-100 turns	damage.enh installed; choice of enhancement (limit: 3x/day)	Daily limit and effect duration start at 1x/day for 25 turns, and can be raised to 3x/day for 100 turns with various chips
Corona de la Salsa	5 Prismatic		Mini-Sauceror (familiar)	10 turns	Sa, Level 15	Granted at the beginning of combat, if not already active
Elemental Mastery	5 Prismatic		Firewater (2-drunk booze)	5 turns		Booze siphoned from Elementals by Happy Medium (with blue/orange/red aura)
			Earth and Firewater (2-drunk booze)	10 turns	Level 4
			Earth, Wind and Firewater (2-drunk booze)	15 turns	Level 8
Elemental Flavor	5 Prismatic		elemental paste (4-spleen spline)	10 turns	Level 4, Stomping Boots (in-run)	Stomping on elemental-type monsters
Shortened	25 Sleaze	+50 to Sleaze Spells +2 Sleaze Res	barrel cracker (1-full food)	40 turns	Level 4	Sometimes found in disintegrating barrels (granted by the Barrel god in hard outdoor zones)
Bonelording	25 Spooky	+25% All Attributes	Lazybones™ recliner (bed / once-daily boon)	20 turns	dwelling with Lazybones™ recliner; 1 rest, use of rest boon (limit: 1x/day)	Crafted from 13 skeletons
Halloweeny	25 Spooky		Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin (potion)	10 turns		Dreadful Pajamas Halloween candy
Fire Inside	25 Hot		hot coal (potion)	15 turns		Dropped by coaltergeist in The Haunted Boiler Room
Kissed By Fire	25 Hot	25 to Hot Spells +25 Max HP	Hersey™ SMOOCH	20 turns		SMOOCH Army Uniform Halloween candy
Lapdog	25 Stench	+20 ML +30% Initiative	Clan Swimming Pool (daily boon)	50 turns	VIP Swimming Pool access, choice of pool activity (limit: 1x/day)
Lubed	25 Sleaze	+10% Moxie	seal lube (potion)	10 turns	SC to find the figurine for, and defeat, the Infernal Seal	Figurine found in Orcish Frat House (both pre- and post-War)
Cold Hard Skin	25 Cold	+200 Max HP	frost-rimed seal hide (potion)			Figurine found in The Goatlet
Scrappy, Shadowy	25 Spooky	+15 DR	scrap of shadow (potion)			Figurine found in The VERY Unquiet Garves
Sizzling with Fury	25 Hot	+60% Initiative	sizzling seal fat (potion)			Figurine found in Pandamonium Slums
Grulched	25 Stench	+20 ML	fustulent seal grulch (potion)			Figurine found in the Hippy Camp (both pre- and post-War)
Puddingface	20 Sleaze		amok pudding (2-full food)	20 turns	Level 4	Dropped by amok putty in The Thinknerd Warehouse
Aykrophobia	20 Spooky	+25% Items +15 ML	crystal skeleton vodka (3-drunk booze)	20 turns	Level 3	Crafted from 5 skeletons
Lit Up	20 Hot	+20 to Hot Spells	bottle of lighter fluid (potion)	10 turns		Occasionally dropped after combat by Galloping Grill
Big Flaming Whip	20 Hot	+5 DR	Summoning Chamber	30 turns		Duke of the Underworld demon name learned in Pandamonium Slums
Slippery Tongue	20 Sleaze	+20 to Sleaze Spells	extremely slippery nipple (1-drunk drink)	40 turns	Robortender (in-run) vs the corresponding phylum	Orc mixer + tequila
You Drank Fish Wine	20 Cold	+20 to Cold Spells	piscatini (1-drunk drink)			Penguin mixer + wine
Creepin' Up on You	20 Spooky	+20 to Spooky Spells	great old fashioned (1-drunk drink)			Horror mixer + whiskey
Flambé-a-thon	20 Hot	+20 to Hot Spells	Phlegethon (1-drunk drink)			Demon mixer + rum
Granolarrrgh	20 Stench	+20 to Stench Spells	morning dew (1-drunk drink)			Hippy mixer + rum
Human-Slime Hybrid	20 Sleaze	+20 to Sleaze Spells	Gene Tonic: Slime (potion)	30 turns, or intrinsic		DNA extraction syringe, filled vs monster of the appropriate phylum, can create 3 Gene Tonic potions/day, or set your intrinsic hybridization
Human-Plant Hybrid	20 Cold	+20 to Cold Spells	Gene Tonic: Plant (potion)
Human-Undead Hybrid	20 Spooky	+20 to Spooky Spells	Gene Tonic: Undead (potion)
Human-Demon Hybrid	20 Hot	+20 to Hot Spells	Gene Tonic: Demon (potion)
Human-Hobo Hybrid	20 Stench	+20 to Stench Spells	Gene Tonic: Hobo (potion)
Inappropriate Spirit	20 Sleaze	+20 to Sleaze Spells	Steam-Powered Cheerleader (familiar)	1 turn		Sometimes granted by familiar at beginning of combat
Cool Spirit	20 Cold	+20 to Cold Spells
Fiery Spirit	20 Hot	+20 to Hot Spells
Greased	20 Sleaze	Take 1-3 sleaze dmg/round	The Hole in the Sky (adventure)	10 turns	Bad Moon; 1x adv
Hyperbolic Hypothermia	20 Cold	Take 1-3 cold dmg/round	The Icy Peak (adventure)
Slimed	20 Spooky	Take 1-3 spooky dmg/round	The Haunted Ballroom (adventure)
Solar Flair	20 Hot	Take 1-3 hot dmg/round	An Oasis (adventure)
Tar-Struck	20 Stench	Take 1-3 stench dmg/round	The Black Forest (adventure)
Your Favorite Flavor	3 Prismatic		mystery lollipop (potion)	5 turns		Psychic Enpsemble Halloween candy
Takin' It Greasy	15 Sleaze	Allows use of the combat skill Unleash the Greash	Grease Up (skill)	10 turns	15 MP	Skillbook (tradeable) sold on Spring Break Beach for 300 Beach Bucks
Frostbeard	15 Cold		Beardfreeze (skill)			Skillbook (tradeable) sold at Wal-Mart for 150 gift certificates
Intimidating Mien	15 Spooky	Allows use of the combat skill Thousand-Yard Stare	Intimidating Mien (skill)			Skillbook (tradeable) sold at The Armory for 300 Coinspiracy
Pyromania	15 Hot		Pyromania (skill)			Skillbook (tradeable) sold at Disco GiftCo for 10 Volcoino
Rotten Memories	15 Stench		Rotten Memories (skill)			Skillbook (tradeable) dropped by Wart Dinsey
Yoloswagyoloswag	15 Sleaze	Sleaze|Spells} +15 ML	Yolo™ chocolates (potion)	5 turns		Brogre Brouture Halloween candy
Greasy Peasy	15 Sleaze		robot grease (potion)	30 turns		Dropped by robots in The Thinknerd Warehouse
Slightly Mutated	15 Spooky	+15 Mysticality	mutated candy lump (potion)	20 turns		Mutant Parts Apparel Halloween candy
Your Fifteen Minutes	15 Hot	+15 to Hot Spells +15% Initiative	Fifteen Minutes of Flame (skill)	15 turns	50 MP	Skillbook (tradeable) sold in a Gingerbread City adventure for 1000 sprinkles
Musky	15 Stench	More effective at scaring off zeppelin protesters	lynyrd musk (potion)	30 turns		Dropped by lynyrd skinner
Fishbreath	15 Stench	Makes Briniest fish flip out	bazookafish bubble gum (potion)	5 turns		Dropped by urchin urchin or bazookafish
Fustulent	15 Stench	+15 to Stench Spells	lesser grodulated violet (potion)	10 turns		Mayflower bouquet drop
Dirge of Dreadfulness (AT Buff)	12 Spooky		Dirge of Dreadfulness (skill)	Accordion-based	9 MP, AT song slot	AT Spookyraven skill
Cinnamouth	11 Hot		Atomic Pop (potion)	10 turns		Sucker Samurai Suit Halloween candy
Frozen Hands	11 Cold		Overloading Stream of Sauce, previously (obsolete mechanic)			No longer naturally acquirable
Eye of the Giger	X Spooky	X = your level	SongBoom™ BoomBox (passive / boon)	Always	BoomBox song slot	BoomBox song may be changed 11x/day
All Glory To the Toad	2 Prismatic		colorful toad (potion)	10 turns		Dropped by pygmy shaman
Tasting the Rainbow	2 Prismatic		rainbow jellybean (potion)	5 turns		Genie Garments Halloween candy
Voting Booth local initiatives	10 Element		Voting Booth (once-daily boon), sometimes	All day	Voting Booth access	Available options are determined by path, class, and day
Frio Como Helado	10 Cold		Mini-Accordion Thief (familiar)	10 turns	SC	Granted at the beginning of combat, if not already active
Wintry Breath	10 Cold		double-ice gum	10 turns		Cold Comforts Halloween candy
Icy Glare	10 Cold	+10 to Cold Spells	Icy Glare (skill)	10 turns	10 MP, Face slot
Snarl of the Timberwolf	10 Spooky		Snarl of the Timberwolf (skill)	10 turns	10 MP, Face slot	SC (or AoB) Spookyraven skill
Spirit Bubble	10 Spooky	+10 to Spooky Spells +10 DR	spirit gum (potion)	10 turns		Dropped by Spirit World monsters during the TT revamp world event
Candied Skeleton	10 Spooky	-10 Weapon Damage	candy skeleton (potion)	10 turns		Thousandth Birthday Suit Halloween candy
Juiced and Jacked	10 Spooky	+20% Items +10 ML Changes your avatar	pumpkin juice (potion)	10 turns		Using 1 pumpkin creates 3 potions
			Ginormous Pumpkin (once-daily boon)	10 turns	ginormous pumpkin; 1 rest, use of rest boon (limit: 1x/day)	Pumpkin Patch yield after 11 days of growth
Chain Chain Chains	10 Spooky		Everlasting Deckswabber (potion)	10 turns		Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel Halloween candy; also gives 10 turns of Sugar Rush
Blessing of Charcoatl	10 Hot	+10 to Hot Spells	Overgrown Shrine (SE) (adventure (free?))	20 turns	Hidden City access, lianas cleared; 5-ball	Obtained by sacrificing a 5-ball at the SE altar
Stands Alone	10 Stench		holiday cheese log (3-full food)	20 turns		Untradeable food untinkerable from (tradeable) holiday log (Crimbo 2010 content)
Supafly	10 Sleaze	+2 Sleaze Res +15%/+15%/+30% Attr	sleaze wad (1-spleen spline)	10 turns	Level 6	Pulverizing equipment with power 140+, combining nuggets of one element, or cycling elemental type by cooking with twinkly wads (Hot → Cold → Spooky → Stench → Sleaze → Hot)
Cold Blooded	10 Cold	+2 Cold Res +30%/+20%/+15% Attr	cold wad (1-spleen spline)
Spooky Demeanor	10 Spooky	+2 Spooky Res +10%/+30%/+20% Attr	spooky wad (1-spleen spline)
Hot Blooded	10 Hot	+2 Hot Res +30%/+10%/+20% Attr	hot wad (1-spleen spline)
Stenchtastic	10 Stench	+2 Stench Res +20%/+30%/+10% Attr	stench wad (1-spleen spline)
Sleazy Hands	10 Sleaze	+20 to Sleaze Spells +2 Hot/Stench Res	lotion of sleaziness (potion)	Sauciness-based (but 5 more than other reagent potions)		sleaze powder + scrumptious reagent
Cold Hands	10 Cold	+20 to Cold Spells +2 Stench/Sleaze Res	lotion of coldness (potion)			cold powder + scrumptious reagent
Spooky Hands	10 Spooky	+20 to Spooky Spells +2 Sleaze/Cold Res	lotion of spookiness (potion)			spooky powder + scrumptious reagent
Hot Hands	10 Hot	+20 to Hot Spells +2 Cold/Spooky Res	lotion of hotness (potion)			hot powder + scrumptious reagent
Stinky Hands	10 Stench	+20 to Stench Spells +2 Spooky/Hot Res	lotion of stench (potion)			stench powder + scrumptious reagent
Slimy Flavor	10 Sleaze	+2 Sleaze Resistance	slimy paste (4-spleen spline)	10 turns	Level 4, Stomping Boots (in-run)	Stomping on slime-type monsters
Penguinny Flavor	10 Cold	+2 Cold Resistance	penguin paste (4-spleen spline)			Stomping on penguin-type monsters
Spooky Flavor	10 Spooky	+2 Spooky Resistance	ectoplasmic paste (4-spleen spline)			Stomping on undead-type monsters
Hobo Flavor	10 Stench	+2 Stench Resistance	hobo paste (4-spleen spline)			Stomping on hobo-type monsters
Demonic Flavor	10 Hot	+2 Hot Resistance	demonic paste (4-spleen spline)			Stomping on demon-type monsters
			lava cake (4-full food)	60 turns	Level 6	gooey lava globs + wad of dough
Basted	10 Sleaze	-2 DR	The Deep Fat Friars' Gate (adventure)	10 turns	Bad Moon; 1x adv
Frostbitten	10 Cold		The Goatlet (adventure)
Freaked Out	10 Spooky		The Haunted Library (adventure)
Burning Heart	10 Hot		The Haunted Kitchen (adventure)
Guanified	10 Stench		Guano Junction (adventure)
Frosty the Hitman	0-2 Cold, 0-2 Hot, 0-2 Sleaze, 0-2 Spooky, 0-2 Stench		disintegrating sheet music (potion)	10 turns		Occasionally dropped after combat by Ancient Yuletide Troll
Amorous	5 Sleaze	+5 Moxie	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy (potion)	10 turns		Tapered Threads Halloween candy; also gives 10 turns of Sugar Rush
			roofie (potion)	10 turns		Dropped by Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover); also gives 10 turns of Confused
Crudé	5 Sleaze		crude crudités (potion)	10 turns		Oil Rig Halloween candy
Chilblains of the Corn	5 Spooky		children of the candy corn (potion)	3 turns		Grimy Reaper's Vestments Halloween candy; also gives 5 turns of Sugar Rush
Heart of Orange	5 Hot	+5 to Hot Spells +3 All Attributes Regen 5-6 HP & MP / adv	orange candy heart (potion)	10 turns
Sleazy Jellied	5 Sleaze	+3 Moxie Stats/Fight +30% Moxie	sleaze jelly (1-spleen spline)	50 turns	Space Jellyfish (in-run) to extract jellies (which may then be cooked with toast)	Next NPC purchase costs 10% less
			toast with sleaze jelly (1-full food)	25 turns
Cold Jellied	5 Cold	+3 Mysticality Stats/Fight +30% Mysticality	cold jelly (1-spleen spline)	50 turns		Next drink produces 1 basic booze for each point of its potency
			toast with cold jelly (1-full food)	25 turns
Spooky Jellied	5 Spooky	+5 Stats/Fight +10% All Attributes	spooky jelly (1-spleen spline)	50 turns		Next defeated enemy drops all items
			toast with spooky jelly (1-full food)	25 turns
Hot Jellied	5 Hot	+3 Muscle Stats/Fight +30% Muscle	hot jelly (1-spleen spline)	50 turns		Gain 1 use of the skill Breathe Out
			toast with hot jelly (1-full food)	25 turns
Stench Jellied	5 Stench	+30% Items +10% All Attributes	stench jelly (1-spleen spline)	50 turns		Sets Combat Frequency to 0% until your next non-combat
			toast with stench jelly (1-full food)	25 turns
Ooh, Umami!	5 Sleaze		Magic Tongue (effect), via magicberry tablets (potion)	10 turns (flavor) per 1 turn (tongue)		Consuming food/booze causes Magic Tongue to decrement (by 1) and gains you 10 turns of the appropriate flavor effect
Ooh, Salty!	5 Cold
Ooh, Bitter!	5 Spooky
Ooh, Sweet!	5 Hot
Ooh, Sour!	5 Stench
Disco Inferno	3 Hot	+5 Moxie	Disco Combo (obsolete)
Sleazy Weapon	3 Sleaze		sleaze nuggets (potion)	5 turns		Pulverizing equipment with power 80-175, or combining powders of one element
Frigid Weapon	3 Cold		cold nuggets (potion)
Spooky Weapon	3 Spooky		spooky nuggets (potion)
Flaming Weapon	3 Hot		hot nuggets (potion)
Stinky Weapon	3 Stench		stench nuggets (potion)

Limited Use Bonus Damage

The following modifiers work against a limited subset of opponent types.

Limited Use Bonus Damage from Equipment

Source	Source Type	Bonus Weapon Damage	Bonus Elemental Damage	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	Weapon (2H)	+50%/+100%		Always	2 slots	100 Mus	+100% Damage vs. Skeletons +50% Damage vs. Zombies +50% Damage vs. Vampires +50% Damage vs. Werewolves +50 Damage vs. Ghosts +50% Damage vs. Bugbears
hobo stogie	Accessory	+100%		Always	Slot	200 Mys	Bonus damage against Hobos only.
Mer-kin finpaddle	Weapon (1H)	+100%		Always	Slot	85 Mus	Bonus against Mer-kin only
slime-covered shovel	Weapon (2H)	+100%		Always	2 slots	200 Mus	Bonus damage against Slimes only. +60 Weapon Damage Combat Initiative -10%
Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet	Effect	50		50 turns			Bonus damage against Ghosts only. Maximum HP +50% Maximum MP +50%
slime-covered club	Weapon (1H)	50		Always	Slot	200 Mus	Bonus damage against Slimes only. Weapon Damage +25 3x Critical Hit Chance
slime-covered necklace	Accessory	50		Always	Slot	200 Mys	Bonus damage against Slimes only. All Attributes +6 Maximum HP +200
slime-covered speargun	Weapon (1H)	50		Always	Slot	200 Mox	Bonus damage against Slimes only. Weapon Damage +25 3x Critical Hit Chance
Bonestabber	Weapon (1H)	+30%		Always	Slot		Bonus against Skeletons only Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +10 Spooky Damage +5 to Monster Level
spectral axe	Weapon (1H)	30		Always	Slot	50 Mus	+15 Cold Damage
debonair deboner	Weapon (1H)	+25%		Always	Slot	30 Mus	Bonus against Skeletons only Moxie +10
hawk	Weapon (1H)	+22%		Always	Slot	40 Mus	Bonus damage against Skeletons only. Also has +5% Chance of Critical Hit Also has absolute Weapon Damage +11
charming flute	Weapon (2H)	20		Always	2 slots	70 Mox	Bonus damage against Snakes only. Moxie +8
Claybender glasses	Accessory	15		Always	Slot	35 Mys	Bonus damage against Ghosts only. +4% Item Drops from Monsters May not equip more than one
goblin hunting spear	Weapon (2H)	15		Always	2 slots	25 Mus	Bonus damage against Jungle Beasts only. Weapon Damage +5
orc wrist	Accessory	15		Always	Slot	32 Mys	Bonus damage against Orcs only.
quantum disintegrator pistol	Weapon (1H)	15		Always	Slot	22 Mox	Bonus damage against Bugbears only.
Cat-Herding Prod	Accessory	10		Always	Slot		Bonus damage against Lions only. All Attributes +15 A custom item given to Cassandra7
giant motorcycle boots	Accessory	10		Always	Slot	45 Mus	Bonus damage against Ghosts only. Muscle +5 May not equip more than one
safarrri hat	Hat	10		Always	Slot	30 Mox	Bonus damage against Lions only. HP +15

Damage Penalties

Damage Penalties

Item	Slot(s)	% Bonus	Abs. Bonus	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
warbear heated ushanka	Hat	-25%		Equipped	110 Mus	Serious Supercold Resistance Spell Damage -50%
balloon sword	Weapon (1H)		-2	Equipped	10 Mus	Never Fumble
costume sword	Weapon (1H)		-10	Equipped		Combat Initiative +30%
ghostly dagger	Weapon (1H)		-10	Equipped	40 Mus	Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1) Damage Reduction: 11
fake hand	Off-Hand Item		-1	Equipped		Gives extra off-hand equipment slot
warbear electric long johns	Pants	-25%		Equipped	110 Mox	Serious Supercold Resistance Spell Damage -50%"
warbear electric warscarf	Accessory1 only	-25%		Equipped	110 Mys	Serious Supercold Resistance Spell Damage -50%
heat-resistant gloves	Accessory1 only	-50%		Equipped	35 Mox	Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4) 2x chance of Fumble
training belt	Accessory1 only	-50%		Equipped	10 Mus	+25 to Monster Level Muscle +25%
Drunkula's ring of haze	Accessory1 only	-100%		Equipped	100 Mys	Maximum HP -200 Maximum MP +300 The first attack against you will always miss
Lust	Passive Skill		-5	Ascension	Bad Moon	Bonus Spell Damage -5 Combat Initiative +50%
Voting Booth local initiative	Pseudo-effect	-50%		All day	Voting Booth access, local initiative choice	Possible local initiative option
Corroded Weapon	Effect		-5	5 turns		Obtained from acid blob
Midgetized	Effect		-8	10 turns	Bad Moon, 1x adv	Obtained at 8-Bit Realm Damage Reduction: 4
Synthesized	Effect		-8	10 turns	Bad Moon, 1x adv	Obtained at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship Damage Reduction: +8

[FAMILIAR WEIGHT]

Familiar Weight is the measure of a familiar's experience level and is expressed in pounds. Generally, a familiar with a higher weight is more effective.

In most cases, the base amount of a familiar's weight is a function of its combat experience. Without experience modifiers, familiars gain one point of experience for each combat victory spent as your active familiar. The base weight (without Familiar Equipment or effects) of a familiar is equal to the square root of its experience (weight = experience^1/2) with the minimum weight possible being 1 lb and the maximum being 20 lbs. In other words, a familiar gains a pound at 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, 144, 169, 196, 225, 256, 289, 324, 361, and 400 experience.

There are a few familiars that make all of those rules generalizations. The Inflatable Dodecapede is most effective at lighter weights. The Stocking Mimic gains weight only from consuming candies, or from combats with a particular familiar item equipped, and has a maximum of 100 pounds. The Homemade Robot gains no weight from combats, only from parts added, and also has a maximum of 100 pounds.

Familiar Experience Modifiers

Normally, after a successful combat, your familiar earns one experience point. This can be accelerated by the following enchantments:

Bonuses From Equipment

Item	Slot	Bonus	Other Enchantments	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
giant yellow hat	Hat	+1	+10 Fam Damage Regen 4-8 HP & MP/adv	47 Mox	Dropped by lab monkey in The Secret Government Laboratory
gnawed-up dog bone	Weap (1H)	+1	+5 Fam Weight	20 Mus	Dropped (rarely) by skeletal cat in The Haunted Conservatory (and unlocks ghost dog @ Hot Dog Stand)
chalk chain	Accessory1 only	+1	+2 Mus Stats/Fight Weakens enemies who hit you		2019 Softcore Standard TT ascension reward
Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord	Outfit (hat, 1h weap, pants, acc)	+1		TT, 60 Mus	Nemesis Quest outfit; weapon is a quest item
moveable feast	Fam equip	+1	+5 Fam Weight Fam will sometimes do elemental damage in combat
tiny fly glasses	Fam equip	+1			Content from antique record album (Professor Jacking's Laboratory)
flaming familiar doppelgänger	Fam Equip	+1-2	+5 ML	Form of hot foldable
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	Shirt	+1	+5 Fam Weight +10 Fam Damage	TT, 250 Mus	Outfit piece drop from skeleton boss in Dreadsylvania's Castle
Mayflower bouquet	Fam Equip	+3	Only 1/8 likelihood

Bonuses From Effects

Effect	Bonus	Other Enchantments	Source (Type)	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Blue Swayed	+10 (↓)	+5 (↓) Fam Weight	pulled blue taffy (potion)	10 turns	Libram of Pulled Taffy (in-run)	5x taffy needed to max bonus; ticks down every 5 turns (10 turns for the weight bonus)
Warm Shoulders	+5	+5 Fam Weight	shoulder-warming lotion (potion)	20 turns		Sold at Wal-Mart for 5 gift certificates
Video... Games?	+5	+5 Fam Weight +5 Fam Damage Many other enchantments	defective Game Grid token (daily boon)	5 turns	Use of token (limit: 1x/daily)	Found (rarely) at the Jackass Plumber machine in the Arcade
			bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (1-full food)		Level 5	The Source path [context = ?]
A Girl Named Sue	+5	+5 Fam Weight +10 Fam Damage	Consult about Susie @ Fortune Teller (daily boon)	100 turns	VIP Fortune Teller access; choice of fortune (limit: 1x/day)
2 Hearts, 1 Mind	+3	+3 Stats/Fight	essential cameraderie [sic] (potion)	50 turns		Content from the antique souvenir drawing
Three Days Slow	+3		6-character hat (e.g. oil cap) @ Tea Party (once-daily boon)	30 turns	VIP Looking Glass access (in-run); choice of Tea Party (limit: 1x/day)	Tea party is located in The Rabbit Hole, accessible via zone-unlocker potion
Brother Corsican's Blessing	+2	Also applies to Arena fights	Brother Corsican @ Deep Fat Friars (once-daily boon)	20 turns	Finished Friars' Quest
Green Tongue	+2	+5 Fam Weight	green snowcone (potion)	20 turns	Tome of Snowcone Summoning (in-run)	Summoned randomly
Black Tongue		+5 Fam Weight All other common snowcone enchantments	black snowcone (potion)			Summoned rarely
Hip to the Jive	+2	+10 Fam Weight +20 Fam Damage	Hot Socks (3-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon)	50 turns	VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked); 5000 meat, choice of Speakeasy drink (limit: 3x/day)
Voting Booth local initiative	+2		Voting Booth (once-daily boon), sometimes	All day	Voting Booth access	Available options are determined by path, class, and day
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin	+1	Also applies to Arena fights	Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (TT buff)	Totem-based		Skillbook was sold by The Traveling Trader by 100 twinkly wads on March 31, 2010
Heart of White	+1	+3 All Attributes +1 Stat/Fight	white candy heart (potion)	10 turns	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning (in-run)
(Passive)	+1/6		Testudinal Teachings (skill)	Always		Familiars get +1 XP after their every 6th combat (separate counters for each)

Ways to grant familiar experience mid-combat:

• love song of icy revenge (used as combat item): variable
• Fire off a Roman Candle with little box of fireworks: +2 (sometimes)
• Frumious Bandersnatch only, without Ode to Booze active:
  • Saucestorm, Wave of Sauce, or Cannelloni Cannon: +1
  • Stuffed Mortar Shell (usable 1x/combat): +2

Ways to grant familiar experience outside of combat entirely:

• Ghost Dog Chow (potion): +20
• respected companion biscuit (potion): +1

Familiars may also gain experience at the Arena; all of the "per adventure" bonuses that can be used in the arena increase experience there.

A familiar in a Crown of Thrones or Buddy Bjorn also gains one experience per kill, but does not benefit from any of the items or effects listed above (this includes equipping the enthroned familiar with an item like the tiny fly glasses). Familiars that don't gain weight from combats don't gain weight in the Throne.

Finally, one of the Voting Booth's local initiatives gives an experience penalty of -2 Fam Exp/Fight.

Familiar Weight Modifiers

The following is a comprehensive list of all equipment and effects in the game that affect familiar weight, on top of the familiar's base experience. For ease of reference the data is broken down into several tables. As there are a great number of similar items (many pieces of +5 familiar weight equipment and many pieces of +1 familiar weight tiny plastic accessories), the data is shown first in compact form and then in more detailed forms.

For a guide to maximum possible weight, see Maximizing Your Familiar Weight.

One final note: the Comma Chameleon eats familiar-specific equipment and then performs like that familiar for about 40-49 adventures. It gets +5 weight for the duration, even if the eaten equipment does not usually grant weight.

Bonuses

Familiar-fattening items competing for a place on your body (with familiar-specific equipment and tiny plastic junk separated below):

Bonuses From Equipment

Item	Slot(s)	Bonus	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Dire Drifter Duds	Outfit (hat, off-hand, pants)	5	TT, 200 Mus	Allows use of the Zombo's Visage skill while in Hobopolis
Zombo's skullcap	Hat	10	TT, 200 Mus	Muscle +20% Part of the Dire Drifter Duds outfit
crumpled felt fedora	Hat	10	200 Mox	Muscle +5%
warbear foil hat	Hat	5	TT	Additional +10lbs. to Robotic Familiars
Boris's Helm	Hat	5		Enchantment changes to +1 Minstrel Level in AoB run Combat Initiative +25% Weapon Damage +50% Regenerate MP based on Level +15 to Monster Level (if horns are askew)
Crown of Thrones	Hat	5		With Animated Macaroni Duck, Autonomous Disco Ball, Barrrnacle, Gelatinous Cubeling, Ghost Pickle on a Stick, Misshapen Animal Skeleton, Pair of Ragged Claws, Penguin Goodfella, or Spooky Pirate Skeleton enthroned
papier-mitre	Hat	5	20 Mox	+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Helps you describe things
fiberglass fedora	Hat	5	40 Mox	+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Doubles effectiveness of Sonata and Cantata
plexiglass pith helmet	Hat	5	75 Mox	Regenerate 10-12 HP and 10-12 MP per adventure Muscle +30%
Elder Turtle Shell	Hat	3	TT, 15 Mus	Muscle +11
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item	5		With Animated Macaroni Duck, Autonomous Disco Ball, Barrrnacle, Gelatinous Cubeling, Ghost Pickle on a Stick, Misshapen Animal Skeleton, Pair of Ragged Claws, Penguin Goodfella, or Spooky Pirate Skeleton embacked
Stephen's lab coat	Shirt	5	45 Mus	+10 to Monster Level
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	Shirt	5	TT, 250 Mus	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +10 to Familiar Damage
rope	Weapon (1H)	10	DoEC draw	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Obtained from Deck of Every Card Will disappear at rollover
fouet de tortue-dressage	Weapon (1H)	10	TT	Nemesis Quest Item
fish hatchet	Weapon (1H)	5	VIP key, access to clan with stocked Floundry, choice of rental equipment (limit: 1x/day)	Muscle +100% Weapon Damage +50 Monsters will be less attracted to you. Will disappear at rollover Obtained from Clan Floundry with at least 10 hatchetfish in stock
party whip	Weapon (1H)	5		+15 to Monster Level +10% Item Drops from Monsters
iFlail	Weapon (1H)	5	35 Mox	+11 to Monster Level Monsters will be less attracted to you.
love	Weapon (1H)	5	35 Mox	+50% Pants Drops from Monsters Regenerate 8-16 HP per Adventure Regenerate 8-16 MP per Adventure
Spelunker's whip	Weapon (1H)	5		Weapon Damage +25% +10% Item Drops from Monsters
gnawed-up dog bone	Weapon (1H)	5	10 Mus	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
bar whip	Weapon (1H)	2
magic whistle	Weapon (1H)	1	27 Mox	+4 to Monster Level
burning paper crane	Off-Hand item	10		Obtained by folding a Garbage Fire drop Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Maximum HP/MP +4 Will disappear at rollover
old school flying disc	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	200 Mus	Muscle +15% Damage Reduction: +14
Ouija Board, Ouija Board	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	TT	+5 Smithsness +X% Muscle based on Smithsness Gain the favor of Turtle Spirits more quickly Damage Reduction: 7
Operation Patriot Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5		Bonus for TTs only +3 Stat(s) from Fights Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Damage Reduction: +1 per level Can be thrown in combat Cannot be equipped in Hardcore
shield of the Skeleton Lord	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	5	50 Mus	Muscle +50% +50 to Monster Level
Wal-Mart snowglobe	Off-Hand item	5	50 Mus	Muscle +40% +4 Muscle Stat Gains from Fights
bag of unfinished business	Weapon (2H)	5	200 Mox	Stench Damage +40
repaid diaper	Pants	15	15 Mox	An ultra rare drop Pulverizes into an ultimate wad
Pantogram pants	Pants	10	portable pantogram; 11 lead necklaces in left sacrifice slot	Will disappear at rollover
Galapagosian Cuisses	Pants	10	TT, 30 Mus	Found during the TT Me and My Nemesis quest
Great Wolf's beastly trousers	Pants	10	100 Mus	Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) Weapon Damage +50%
Greaves of the Murk Lord	Pants	5		Regenerate 2-5 HP per adventure All Attributes +5% Obtained by completing The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon
porcelain plus-fours	Pants	4	40 Moxie	All Attributes +4 Maximum HP/MP +4 +4 Prismatic Damage +4% Chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 4 Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	15	Underwater; folder slot	Need Folder (catfish) inserted
Belt of Loathing	Accessory	10	150 Mox	Damage Reduction: 20 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
Brutal brogues	Accessory	8	LOV Tunnel access; choice of LOV equipment rental (limit: 1x/day)	Muscle +50% Weapon Damage +50% +4 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Will disappear at rollover
recovered cufflinks	Accessory	6
furry halo	Accessory	5	Unarmed
bakelite badge	Accessory	5	40 Mysticality	Muscle +20% Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	5	Folder slot	Need Folder (heavy metal) inserted
BGE tiny plastic toy	Accessory	3		Randomly obtained from using a BGE merchandise order form
plastic Duskwalker necklace	Accessory	3		Moxie +5 Will disappear at rollover
Pokëmann figurines	Accessory	3		You may not equip more than one of each (Bloodkip, Magikrap, Porkachu, Smugleaf, Twitter, Vegemite, Vermouth Obtained from My Own Pen Pal kit
Tiny Plastic Familiars	Accessory	1		Many accessories, in the vein of "tiny plastic (familiarname)", add +1 to weight, but are more accurately viewed as collectors' items, and so have been isolated in the next table
Snow Suit	Fam Equip	20 (↓)		Deflates by 1 after every 5 combat turns, to a minimum bonus of +5 (i.e., bonus is 20-floor(combat turns/5), capped after 75 combat turns) "Lets Your Familiar Do Various Tricks"
astral pet sweater	Fam Equip	10	Choice of astral equipment	Obtained from Pet Heaven A Quest Item
sugar shield	Fam Equip	10		Obtained by using a sugar sheet Breaks after about 30 combat adventures
amulet coin	Fam Equip	10		+50% Meat from Monsters Technically the familiar equipment of the Cornbeefadon, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
luck incense	Fam Equip	10		+25% Item Drops from Monsters Technically the familiar equipment of the Mu, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
muscle band	Fam Equip	10		Increases familiar damage Technically the familiar equipment of the Bowlet, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
[ [razor fang]]	Fam Equip	10		Sometimes blocks enemy attacks Technically the familiar equipment of the Stooper, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
shell bell	Fam Equip	10		Restores HP when your familiar deals damage Technically the familiar equipment of the Unspeakachu, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
smoke ball	Fam Equip	10		Running away is always successful, and gives stats based on the enemy Technically the familiar equipment of the Disgeist, but can be equipped by most familiars Will disappear at rollover
ittah bittah hookah	Fam Equip	5		Gives a random beneficial effect every six combats
little box of fireworks	Fam Equip	5		In first round of combat, helps with Combat Initiative, delevels, or does Passive Damage Allows familiar to Fire off a Roman Candle (does elemental damage and sometimes grants +2 familiar experience) After combat, may increase Items from Monsters or grant 3 extra Stat Gains from Fights
Loathing Legion helicopter	Fam Equip	5		Increases the chance of a familiar action by an additive +25% One of the many forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Mayflower bouquet	Fam Equip	5		Various additional beneficial effects
moveable feast	Fam Equip	5		Lets familiars to gain weight faster Familiars sometimes attack opponents
plastic pumpkin bucket	Fam Equip	5		+13% Item Drops from Monsters Familiar Will Occasionally Play Tricks on Enemies
Most familiar specific equipment	Fam Equip	5		There are many pieces of familiar equipment that add +5 to weight and are specific to one familiar. There is a full table of Weight Altering Familiar Specific Equipment below.
lead necklace	Fam Equip	3
miniature antlers	Fam Equip	1-5		Bonus is 1+ceil(moon light/2)
serrated proboscis extension	Fam Equip	20		Unimplemented test item
Panda outfit	Fam Equip	5		+5% Item Drops from Monsters Custom item given to Foggy.
toddler-sized Dragon Costume	Fam Equip	5		+5% Item Drops from Monsters Custom item given to Cynn.

Free-floating familiar-fattening effects:

Bonuses from Effects

Effect	Bonus	Other	Source (Type)	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
(Passive)	5		Amphibian Sympathy (skill)	Always		Subtracts 5 pounds from the weight of the Inflatable Dodecapede
Empathy (TT Buff)	5		Empathy of the Newt (skill)	Totem-based	15 MP
Leash of Linguini	5		Leash of Linguini (skill)	10 turns	12 MP
Blood Bond	5	Lose 8-10 HP/adv	Blood Bond (skill)	10 turns	30 MP	Skill learned by reading Booke of Vampyric Knowledge (in-season path reward for Dark Gyffte) as a TT
Chorale of Companionship (AT Buff)	10		Chorale of Companionship (10x-daily skill)	Accordion-based	AT (caster), Level 15 (recipient); 50 MP (caster), AT song slot	Hobopolis song (skillbook dropped by Chester)
			recording of Chorale of Companionship (potion)	20 turns	AT song slot
Meteor Showered	20	+200% Weapon Damage +200% Spell Damage	Meteor Shower (5x-daily combat skill)	1 turn	Meteor Lore; use of skill (limit: 5x/day)	Removed at the end of combat; only known way to retain it outside of combat is via rollover-runaway
Chow Downed	5		Zombie Chow (skill)	10 turns	ZM path; 1 Zombie
(Moon Sign)	5		The Platypus (moon sign)	Ascension	Choice of moon sign
Pajama Party	10		ratskin pajama pants (rollover pants slot)	40 turns	50 Mox; rollover slot (pants)	Dropped (rarely) by Skeezy in Uncle Gator's
Spirit of Galactic Unity	10		Spacegate scientist's insignia (rollover acc)	30 turns	75 Mus	3000 Spacegate Research required to fabricate (each); 60 turns granted if wearing both insignias at rollover
			Spacegate military insignia (rollover acc)		75 Mys
Billiards Belligerence	5	+50% Weapon Damage	Playing Aggressively @ Pool Table (thrice-daily boon)	10 turns	VIP Pool Table access; choice of playstyle (limit: 3x/day)
A Girl Named Sue	5	+5 Fam Exp/Fight +5 Fam Damage	Consulting about Susie @ Fortune Teller (once-daily boon)	100 turns	VIP Fortune Teller access; choice of NPC consultation (limit: 1x/day)
Open Heart Surgery	10		Open Heart Surgery @ LOV Tunnel (once-daily boon)	50 turns	LOV Tunnel access; choice of operation effect (limit: 1x/day)
Puzzle Champ	20*	Bonus reaches 20 once all 150 puzzles have been solved at least once	Witchess Set (once-daily boon)	25 turns	Witchess Set; use of boon (limit: 1x/day)	Until you have solved all 150 Witchess Puzzles at least once, you must wade through 5 daily puzzles in order to receive the effect
familiar.enq	5		Source Terminal Enquiry (once-daily delayed boon)	50 turns	Source Terminal; choice of Enquiry (limit: 1x/day)	Obtained over Rollover by having preemptively entered "enquire familiar.enq" at the Source Terminal
You Can Really Taste the Dormouse	5		24-char hat @ Tea Party (once-daily boon)	30 turns	Rabbit Hole access, 24-char hat; choice of Tea Party hat (limit: 1x/day)	The Rabbit Hole is accessed via "DRINK ME" potion, produced by the Looking Glass in the VIP Lounge
Optimist Primal	5		Drum Circle @ Arena (once-daily boon)	20 turns	Arena quest completed as hippy; choice of Arena effect (limit: 1x/day)	Obtained at the Mysterious Island Arena
Happy Salamander	3		Clan Radio (once-daily boon)	10 turns	Access to clan with a Radio; use of Radio (limit: 1x/day)	Sometimes obtained from An Old-Timey Radio
ChibiChanged™	5		ChibiBuddy™ (once-daily boon)	5+ turns	ChibiBuddy™ (on); use of boon (limit: 1x/day)	Obtained from ChibiBuddy™; duration is 5*(your current buddy's age in days)
Video... Games?	5	+5 Fam Exp/Fight +5 Fam Damage Many other enchantments	defective Game Grid token (once-daily boon)	5 turns	defective Game Grid token; use of token (limit: 1x/daily)
			bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ (1-full food)		Level 5
Down With Chow	10		tempura broccoli (1-full food)	20 turns	Level 6
Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts	5		Strix stix (2-full food)	40 turns	Level 4
Souper Vengeful	3		turtle soup (1-full food)	10 turns	TT
Thanksgetting	X	+40X% Meat +20X% Items X = 1+(number of unique cooked Cornucopia food eaten that day)	candied sweet potatoes (2-full food)	20 turns per item	Thanksgarden (in-run) for the direct and indirect cooking components; effect degrades to Thanksgot over Rollover	raw sweet potato + mini-marshmallow dispenser
			green bean casserole (2-full food)			raw green beans + glass casserole dish
			baked stuffing (2-full food)			raw stuffing + stuffing fluffer
			cranberry cylinder (2-full food)			raw cranberry sauce + can opener
			thanksgiving turkey (2-full food)			raw turkey + turkey blaster
			mince pie (2-full food)			raw mincemeat + glass pie plate
			mashed potatoes (2-full food)			raw potato + potato masher
			warm gravy (2-full food)			raw gravy + gravy boat
			bread roll (2-full food)			raw bread + bread mold
Thanksgot	2	+80% Meat +40% Items +1 Res All	Thanksgetting (enchantment degradation)	Variable	All turns of Thanksgetting	Obtained over Rollover by having one or more turns of Thanksgetting
All Is Forgiven	10		Amnesiac Ale (2-drunk booze)	30 turns	Level 5
Christmessy	5		mentholated wine (1-drunk booze)	20 turns
Wassailing You	5		Feliz Navidad (1-drunk booze)	40 turns	Level 3
Hip to the Jive	10	+2 Fam Exp/Fight +20 Fam Damage	Hot Socks (3-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon)	50 turns	VIP Speakeasy access with drink unlocked; choice of Speakeasy drink (limit: 3x/day), 5,000 Meat
Turkey-Friendly	5		Friendly Turkey (1-drunk booze)	25 turns		Dropped by Fist Turkey if you are level 1-3
Smart Drunk	20	+120 Max HP	vintage smart drink (10-drunk booze)	1 turn		CS reward for the Hot Resistance test
Toothy Grin	5		Jack-O-Lantern beer (2-drunk booze)	30 turns
Crimbeau'd	10	+25% Items +50% Meat	Crimbeau de toilette (1-spleen spline)	50 turns
The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect	10	+100% Items +100% Meat +100% Max MP +100% Initiative +100% Weapon Damage +200% Spell Damage +25 DR	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object (1-spleen spline)	100 turns	Level 6
Party on Your Skin	5	+50% Max HP & MP +3 Res All	Party-in-a-Can™ (1-spleen spline)	50 turns	Level 4
Cute Vision	5		cute mushroom (4-spleen spline)	50 turns	Level 6
Heavy Petting	5	-10% All Attributes	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray (1-spleen spline)	30 turns
Boxing Day Glow	5	+50% Meat	body spradium (1-spleen spline)	100 turns	Boxing Daycare access
Joy	10		abstraction: joy (1-spleen spline)	50 turns		Received when using the muscle (square) combat item against the mysticality (circle) DMT monster
Beastly Flavor	3		beastly paste (4-spleen spline)	10 turns	Level 4
Gleam-Inducing	5		gleaming oyster egg (1-spleen spline)	50 turns	Level 5
Cold Hearted	10 (↓)	+20 (↓) Moxie	love song of icy revenge (potion)	5 turns		4x to max the effect
Blue Swayed	5 (↓)	+10 (↓) Fam Exp/Fight	pulled blue taffy (potion)	10 turns		5x to max the effect (+more to maintain)
She Ate Too Much Candy	25 (↓)	Bonus = turns remaining, capped at 25	prunets (potion)	5 turns		5x to max the effect
Robot Friends	20		silver face paint (potion)	1 turn		CS reward for the -CF test
Over-Familiar With Dactyls	5		Friendliness Beverage (potion)	20 turns		Dropped by pterodactyl in The Cave Before Time
Man's Worst Enemy	5		disintegrating spiky collar (potion)	10 turns		Dropped by toothless mastiff bitch in The Stately Pleasure Dome
Work For Hours a Week	5	Regen 10-20 HP/adv	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week (potion)	100 turns
Spookyravin'	10		Stephen's secret formula (potion)	20 turns		Dropped by Stephen Spookyraven
Healthy Green Glow	10		irradiated pet snacks (potion)	10 turns		Semi-rare from Menagerie Level 2
Human-Fish Hybrid	10		Gene Tonic: Fish (potion)	30 turns		Also available as an intrinsic, from the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab.
Human-Machine Hybrid	5	+50 DA +5 DR	Gene Tonic: Construct (potion)	30 turns		Also available as an intrinsic, from the Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab.
Kindly Resolve	5		resolution: be kinder (potion)	20 turns		Libram of Resolutions uncommon summons
Loyal Tea	5		cuppa Loyal tea (potion)	30 turns		Produced by potted tea tree
Sweet Incentive	5		sugar bunny (potion)	20 turns		Made by multi-using 3 possessed sugar cubes, dropped by Sundaes at the Sloppy Seconds Diner
Warm Shoulders	5	+5 Fam Exp/Fight	shoulder-warming lotion (potion)	20 turns		Sold for 5 gift certificates at Wal-Mart
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy	5		shrimp cocktail (potion)	20 turns		Dropped by cocktail shrimp in The Sunken Party Yacht
Green Tongue	5		green snowcone (potion)	20 turns	Snowcone effect slot	Tome of Snowcone Summoning common
Black Tongue		All other snowcone enchantments	black snowcone (potion)			Tome of Snowcone Summoning rare
Heart of Green	3	+3 All Attributes	green candy heart (potion)	10 turns		Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
Bestial Sympathy	3		half-orchid (potion)	10 turns		Sometimes (1/8 chance) dropped by Mayflower bouquet after combat
Whole Latte Love	10		gingerbread spice latte (potion)	30 turns		"Bought" for 50 sprinkles at the pseudo-shop in Gingerbread City's Upscale Retail District
Unbarking Dogs	10		dog ointment (potion)	20 turns		Sold for 25 Chroners at shop in The Time-Twitching Tower
Squirming Like a Toad	5	+10% Moxie	powdered toad horn (potion)	10 turns		Briefly available from The Traveling Trader for 10 twinkly wads
Crocodile Tear	10*		temporary teardrop tattoo (potion)	15 turns	underwater	Dropped by ganger in The Briniest Deepests, or sometimes found in groupie bras
Greased-Up Familiar	5		sea grease (potion)	40 turns	underwater	Sold by Big Brother for 5 sand dollars
Bureaucratized	10		Path of the Mole (~12 advs) @ Mt. Molehill	20 turns	llama lama gong; ~12 turns spent as a mole	Obtained at Mt. Molehill
Phairly Pheromonal	4		?	20 turns	empty agua de vida bottle; 15ish(?) turns spent in memories	Obtained at Seaside Megalopolis after a specific series of choices made in staggered noncombats
extremely well-fed	10		moveable feast (5x-daily boon)	20 combat turns	Use of boon (limit: 5x/day, different familiars)

Penalties

Note that the weight decrease of the three Bad Moon effects does not stack (but the attribute bonuses do).

Source	Source Type	Penalty	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
rat head balloon	Fam Equip	-3	Equipped	Slot
das boot	Fam Equip	-10	Equipped	Slot		Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
little bitty bathysphere	Fam Equip	-20	Equipped	Slot		Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
Drunkula's wineglass	Off-Hand Item	-30	Equipped	Slot	100 Mys	Prevents you from using skills and spells and combat items Allows adventuring while falling-down drunk
Animal Exploiter	Effect	-50%	10 turns	1x adv	Bad Moon	Obtained at Treasury Muscle +40
Once Bitten, Twice Shy	Effect	-50%	10 turns	1x adv	Bad Moon	Obtained at Harem Moxie +40
Scent of a Kitchen Elf	Effect	-50%	10 turns	1x adv	Bad Moon	Obtained at Kitchens Mysticality +40

Equipment

These are all the equipment in the game which give bonus spell damage. Chefstaves usually provide both percentage and absolute bonuses, and are worth considering separately. (Other equipment that provides both bonus types will simply appear in both lists.)

Chefstaves

Item	% Bonus	Abs. Bonus	Other	Prereq	Notes
Staff of the Roaring Hearth	+250%	+40 to Hot	Regen 30-35 MP/adv	250 Mys	Jiggle: Hot Damage, with a group multiplier Base staff: Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg (drop from HM Skeleton boss in Dreadsylvania)
Staff of the Deepest Freeze	+200%	+30 to Cold	Regen 20-30 MP/adv	200 Mys	Jiggle: Cold Damage and delevels Base staff: Frosty's arm (drop from cold zone boss in Hobopolis)
Staff of Kitchen Royalty	+200%		Regen 30-40 MP/adv +50% Moxie +4 Adv & +4 PvP Fights over rollover	200 Mys	Jiggle: Spooky Damage, thrice Base staff: scepter of the Skeleton Lord (dropped by a boss in FantasyRealm)
Staff of Frozen Lard	+200%	+20 to Cold +20 to Sleaze	Regen 15-20 MP/adv	200 Mys	Jiggle: Cold Damage and Sleaze Damage and staggers Base staff: pristine walrus tusk (tradeable)
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	+200%	+30 to Sleaze	Regen 20-30 MP/adv	200 Mys	Jiggle: Sleaze Damage and delevel, expending almost half of the staff's accumulated beer cans Dropped by The Necbromancer in The Haunted Sorority House (no longer available)
Staff of Simmering Hatred	+200%		Regen 20-30 MP/adv -10% to enemy defense	125 Mys	Jiggle: Hot Damage, delevel, and stagger Dropped by Yog-Urt (as a PM)
Staff of the Grease Trap	+150%	+20 to Sleaze	Regen 8-10 MP/adv	125 Mys	Jiggle: Sleaze Damage Base staff: giant cheesestick (tradeable)
Staff of the Scummy Sink	+150%	+20 to Sleaze	Regen 8-10 MP/adv Slime Hates It	125 Mys	Jiggle: Sleaze Damage Base staff: slime-covered staff (the slime-covered version of rusty staff)
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	+150%	+20 to Cold	Regen 8-10 MP/adv	125 Mys	Jiggle: Cold Damage and delevel Base staff: ram stick (tradeable)
Staff of the Cozy Fish	+150%		+15% Mysticality Reduces Underwater Pressure Penalty by 30%	85 Mys	Jiggle: Staggers, Delevels, and (vs Mer-kin) sometimes drops a Mer-kin item Using a fish stick cozy with a fish stick
Staff of the Kitchen Floor	+150%	+20 to Stench	Regen 8-10 MP/adv	125 Mys	Jiggle: Stench Damage Base staff: linoleum staff (tradeable)
Staff of the Grand Flambé	+150%		Regen 8-10 MP/adv +5 Cold Resistance	125 Mys	Jiggle: Hot Damage Base staff: smoldering staff (tradeable)
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	+125%		Regen 7-8 MP/adv +15 Mysticality	125 Mys	Jiggle: Physical Damage Base staff: Staff of the Black Kettle (see below)
Staff of the Woodfire	+100%		Regen 5-15 MP/adv +10 Myst Stats/Fight	150 Mys	Jiggle: Sleaze, Spooky, and Hot Damage Staff itself is tradeable (content from the Shivering Timbers world event)
Staff of Holiday Sensations	+75%	+15 to Cold	Regen 5-6 MP/adv	75 Mys	Jiggle: Cold Damage Base staff: giant candy cane (tradeable)
Staff of the Black Kettle	+75%		Regen 5-6 MP/adv +10 Mysticality	75 Mys	Jiggle: Physical Damage Base staff: Staff of the Teapot Tempest (see below)
Staff of the Lunch Lady	+75%		Regen 5-6 MP/adv +15 Max HP & MP +25% Food Drops	KOLHSonly, 75 Mys	Jiggle: Does Nothing (?) Constructed in Shop Class
Staff of the Soupbone	+75%		Regen 5-6 MP/adv +15 Max MP	75 Mys	Jiggle: Spooky Damage Base staff: rib of the Bonerdagon (radio @ 5); also requires Glass Balls of the Goblin King (radio @ 3)
Spooky Putty snake	+50%	+20 to Spooky	Regen 6-8 MP/adv	Foldable form	Jiggle: Spooky Damage (~25% of enemy's current HP) Folded from Spooky Putty
Staff of the Electric Range	+50%	+20 to Spooky	Regen 8-10 MP/adv	75 Mys	Jiggle: Gain MP Base staff: Jacob's rung (tradeable)
Staff of Queso Escusado	+50%	+20 to Stench	Regen 6-8 MP/adv	Foldable form	Jiggle: Stench Damage, based on stinky cheese charge Folded from stinky cheese
Staff of the Greasefire	+35%	+10 to Hot +10 to Sleaze	Regen 3-4 MP/adv	20 Mys	Jiggle: Hot Damage and Sleaze Damage Base staff: Kentucky-fried meat staff (tradeable)
Staff of the Teapot Tempest	+25%		Regen 3-4 MP/adv +5 Mysticality	25 Mys	Jiggle: Physical Damage Base staff: big stirring stick (tradeable)
Staff of Blood and Pudding	+25%		Regen 2-3 MP/adv +15 Max HP	15 Mys	Jiggle: Steal HP Base staff: dripping meat staff (tradeable)
Staff of the Midnight Snack	+20%	+10 to Spooky	Regen 2-3 MP/adv	15 Mys	Jiggle: Spooky Damage Base staff: spooky staff (tradeable)
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	+20%	+10 to Stench	Regen 2-3 MP/adv	15 Mys	Jiggle: Stench Damage and stagger Pumpkin Patch content
Staff of the Short Order Cook	+20%		Regen 2-3 MP/adv +5 Mysticality	15 Mys	Jiggle: Physical Damage Base staff: basic meat staff (tradeable)
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals		+2X +5 to Sleaze	Regen 2-3 MP/adv +5 Smithsness X = Smithsness		Jiggle: Physical Damage (~30% of enemy's current HP) Smith's Tome content
Staff of the Staff of Life	+50%		Regen 5-6 MP/adv Regen 10-12 HP/adv +30 Max HP	AoJonly, 50 Mys	Jiggle: Full Heal (5x/day) and Stagger Ingredient: cosmic dough
Staff of the Standalone Cheese	+50%		Regen 5-6 MP/adv +30% Initiative	AoJonly, 50 Mys	Jiggle: Full-Day Banish (5x/day; banishes are cumulative) Ingredient: cosmic cheese
Staff of the All-Steak	+50%		Regen 5-6 MP/adv +15 DR	AoJonly, 50 Mys	Jiggle: +300% Items (5x/day) Ingredient: cosmic potted meat product
Staff of the Cream of the Cream	+50%		Regen 5-6 MP/adv +30 Moxie	AoJonly, 50 Mys	Quest item; Jiggle: Creamfaction (5x/day; add 2 copies and ignore normal queue rejection) Ingredient: cosmic cream
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast		+10	Regen 2-4 MP/adv +10% Items +15 Max HP	AoJonly	Jiggle: Heal and Stagger Ingredient: cosmic egg
Staff of the Light Lunch		+10	Regen 2-3 MP/adv +15% Initiative	AoJonly	Jiggle: Cold Damage Ingredient: cosmic vegetable
Staff of the Hearty Dinner		+10	Regen 2-3 MP/adv +5 DR	AoJonly	Jiggle: Delevel and Stagger Ingredient: cosmic potato
Staff of Fruit Salad		+10	Regen 2-3 MP/adv +10 Moxie	AoJonly	Jiggle: Prismatic Damage Ingredient: cosmic fruit

Equipment: +%

Item	Slot	% Bonus	Other	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Lens of Hatred	Hat	+60%	+15% Meat -10% to enemy defense	125 Mox
norwhal helmet	Hat	+60%	+2 Myst Stats/Fight +60% Booze Drops	50 Mys
sugar chapeau	Hat	+50%	+10% Spell Crit Regen 3-5 MP/adv	sugar sheet
warbear plain helm	Hat	+50%	+25% Weapon Damage +20 WarBear Armor Penetration	10 Muscle; 10 warbear helm fragments
Mer-kin facecowl	Hat	+30%	+10% Mysticality Regen 8-12 MP/adv	85 Mox
plain paper hat	Hat	+30%	+25 to Cold Spells +20 Cold Damage	60 Mox
foam commodore's hat	Hat	+25%	+25% Weapon Damage	85 Mox
eelskin hat	Hat	+15%	30-40 Passive Damage (underwater adventuring)	85 Mys
spaghetti cult mask	Hat	+15%		62 Mox
sea shawl	Back	+150%*	+15% Mysticality +100 Max HP	85 Mys	Bonus Spell Damage for Underwater opponents only
witch's bra	Shirt	+50%	+50 to Cold Spells Tunes PM spells to Cold	85 Mys
psycho sweater	Shirt	+20%	+25% Weapon Damage	35 Mus
lightning rod	Weapon (1H)	+200%	+50 Max MP Regen 5-10 MP/adv		Disappears at the end of day
Stick-Knife of Loathing	Weapon (1H)	+200%	+100% Weapon Damage +5 Cold Resistance	150 Mus
battery-powered drill	Weapon (1H)	+100%	+50 Max HP & MP +10 ML +10% Meat	47 Mus
Byte	Weapon (1H)	+100%	+15% Spell Crit	200 Mus
wrench	Weapon (1H)	+100%	+50 Max MP		Item will disappear at the end of the day
candy stick	Weapon (1H)	+50%	+40% Candy	25 Mys Grimstone Golem familiar, if in HC
Dinsey's pizza cutter	Weapon (1H)	+50%	+2 Res All Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting	100 Mys
Sword of Dark Omens	Weapon (1H)	+50%	+5% All Attributes +3 Prismatic Damage
Staff of Ed (Actually Ed the Undying)	Weapon (1H)	+25%	+25% Mysticality Regen 2-6 MP/adv +5 Pool Skill		Quest item
"honey" dipper	Weapon (1H)	+30%	+25 to Stench Spells +20 Stench Damage	60 Mys
obsidian nutcracker	Weapon (1H)	+30%		60 Mys
bastard baster	Weapon (1H)	+20%		47 Mys
polyester peeler	Weapon (1H)	+20%	Regen 2-4 MP/adv Increases the damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
macroplane grater	Weapon (1H)	+10%		35 Mys
silver cheese-slicer	Weapon (1H)	+10%		55 Mys
enchanted fire extinguisher	Off-Hand	+100%	+30 to Cold Spells Tunes PM spells to Cold	200 Mys	Brushfires event item; previously, also tuned Sa spells
The Necbromancer's Stein	Off-Hand	+100%	+30 to Spooky Spells Tunes PM spells to Spooky	200 Mys	The Haunted Sorority House Boss Item
Ol' Scratch's ash can	Off-Hand	+100%	+30 to Hot Spells Tunes [???] spells to Hot	Sa ??? 200 Mys
Wand of Oscus	Off-Hand	+100%	+30 to Stench Spells Tunes PM spells to Stench	200 Mys	Hobopolis Boss Item
Cold Stone of Hatred	Off-Hand	+60%	+20% Mysticality -10% to enemy defense	125 Mus
astral statuette	Off-Hand	+50%	+25% Mysticality +4 Adv/day
Bag o' Tricks	Off-Hand	+50%	+10% Items +15% Meat Regen 10-12 MP/adv		Can be opened in/out of combat (see item page for details).
Jarlsberg's pan	Off-Hand	+50%	+2 Myst Stats/Fight Regen 8-10 MP/adv +30 DR (first hit only) +50% Food Drops +1 Food Conj for Jarlsberg Converts Food/Booze to Cosmic Calories in Cosmic mode
red wagon	Off-Hand	+50%	+15% Mysticality +300 Max MP	200 Mys
skull gearshift knob	Off-Hand	+30%	+25 to Spooky Spells +20 Spooky Damage	60 Mus
Loathing Legion kitchen sink	Off-Hand	+25%			Foldable into many other items
Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	Off-Hand	+25%	+25 Max MP +5% Spell Crit		Can be Canhandled
double-ice box	Off-Hand	+10%	Deals 10-20 Cold every round Tunes PM spells to Cold	20 Mys
fish stick	Weapon (2H)	+15%	+5% Mysticality	85 Mus
Pantaloons of Hatred	Pants	+60%	+4 Adv/day -10% to enemy defense	125 Mys	Grants the Static Shock combat skill, which restores MP.
warbear battle greaves	Pants	+50%	+25% Weapon Damage +20 WarBear Armor Penetration	10 Moxie	Obtained by using 10 Warbear trouser fragments
fire hose	Pants	+30%	+25 to Hot Spells +20 Hot Damage	60 Mox
pantogram pants	Pants	+20%	Many different potential effects	pantogram	Many different potential effects
strawberyl necklace	Accessory1 only	+200%*		*Candy Diorama (now inaccessible) only
navel ring of navel gazing	Accessory1 only	+100%	+25% Mysticality -1 MP to use Skills Intrinsic Effect: Omphaloskepsis		Intrinsic prevents 50% of enemy attacks, provides potentially-free runaways (which share a counter with GAP, and gives a variety of possible end-of-combat bonuses; not equippable in HC
rope with some soap on it	Accessory1 only	+100%*	*Only vs hobos	200 Mys
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	Accessory	+100%	+100 Max MP	35 Mys	Very rare
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	Accessory1 only	+60%	-5% CF -10% to enemy defense Restores HP on successful runaway	125 Mox
Girdle of Hatred	Accessory1 only	+60%	+45% Initiative -10% to enemy defense Grants the Tighten Girdle combat skill	125 Mus
cursed ring finger ring	Accessory1 only	+50%	+30 to Spooky Spells +10% Spell Crit	200 Mys
moon-amber necklace	Accessory1 only	+50%	+200 Max MP +0-25% Mysticality based on the Moons	200 Mys
warbear laser bowtie	Accessory1 only	+50%	+25% Weapon Damage +20 WarBear Armor Protection	10 Mys	Obtained by using 10 warbear accoutrements chunks
wool sock	Accessory1 only	+40%	+20 Mysticality -5 Muscle & Moxie	10 Mys
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	Accessory1 only	+30%	+15% Items +10% Spell Crit Sometimes acquire a random potion after combat	35 Mys
Sketcherz™	Accessory	+30%	+25 to Sleaze Spells +20 Sleaze Damage	60 Mys
Ankh of Badahnkadh	Accessory1 only	+25%		67 Mys
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	Accessory1 only	+25%	+5% Mysticality	10 Mys
blackberry slippers	Accessory1 only	+5%	+10 Spell Damage +10 Mysticality	75 Mys
tiny die-cast factory worker elf	Accessory	+5%

Equipment: +Abs.

Item(s)	Slot(s)	Abs. Bonus	Elem. Bonus	Other	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Bugbear Costume	Outfit (hat, pants)	+3		+3 Mysticality
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	Hat		+30 to Hot	+20% Mysticality	Sa, 200 Mys
plain paper hat	Hat		+25 to Cold	+30% Spell Damage +20 Cold Damage	60 Mox
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	Hat	+25		+35% Mysticality +15% Spell Crit	50 Mox
astral chapeau	Hat	+20		+25% Mysticality Regen 3-5 MP/adv	Choice of astral equipment
Mer-kin bunwig	Hat	+20		+10% Spell Crit	85 Mox
wumpus-hair wig	Hat		+20 to Stench	+20 Stench Damage -5 Moxie	35 Mox
big bad voodoo mask	Hat	+15		+7 Mysticality	65 Mox
ratty knitted cap	Hat		+15 to Sleaze	+15 Sleaze Damage
Ancient Saucehelm	Hat	+11		+11 Mysticality	Sa, 15 Mys
enchantlers	Hat		+10 to Hot		42 Mox
hot daub bun	Hat		+9 to Hot	+9 Hot Damage	27 Mys
clown wig	Hat	+3		+3 Mysticality	10 Mox
Hollandaise helmet	Hat	+1
ravioli hat	Hat	+1
ghost shawl	Back Item	+50		+5% Spell Crit	200 Mys
wings of fire	Back Item		+25 to Hot	+25 Hot Damage
black cloak	Back Item	+10			75 Mys
witch's bra	Shirt		+50 to Cold	+50% Spell Damage Tunes PM Spells to Cold	85 Mys
demonskin jacket	Shirt		+5 to Hot	+5 Mysticality	25 Mus
flyest of shirts	Shirt	+5		+5 Moxie	25 Mus
"honey" dipper	Weapon (1H)		+25 to Stench	+30% Spell Damage +20 Stench Damage	60 Mys
Windsor Pan of the Source	Weapon (1H)	+23		+15 Mysticality +11% Spell Crit Grants the combat skill Saucemageddon	60 Mys	Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs; Sauceror's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon
ancient ice cream scoop	Weapon (1H)	+20			70 Mys
electric crutch	Weapon (1H)	+20				Obtained from your Pen Pal
half-melted spoon	Weapon (1H)	+10	+10 to Hot		42 Mys
scratch 'n' sniff sword	Weapon (1H)	+20X		X = rock band stickers attached Other stickers will produce enchantments	Stickers fall off after 20 combat turns (each slot has its own counter)	Three sticker slots available; weapon can be folded between melee and ranged form at will (leaving stickers intact)
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow
teflon spatula	Weapon (1H)	+40		+10% Mysticality +3 Sleaze Resistance	85 Mys
star spatula	Weapon (1H)	+18			60 Mys
Keel-haulin' knife	Weapon (1H)	+17			60 Mys
17-alarm Saucepan	Weapon (1H)		+15 to Hot	+11 Mysticality	Sa, 15 Mys	Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs; S' Legendary Epic Weapon
giant artisanal rice peeler	Weapon (1H)	+15			60 Mys
honey dipper	Weapon (1H)	+15		+5% Mysticality Regen 3-7 MP/adv	72 Mys
Jacob's rung	Weapon (1H)	+15		+15 Max MP	45 Mys
silver shrimp fork	Weapon (1H)	+14		+5 Weapon Damage	45 Mys	Increased adventures and stats when eating pr0n cocktails
oversized pizza cutter	Weapon (1H)	+13			35 Mys
chopsticks	Weapon (1H)	+12		+20% Initiative	23 Mys
bat whip	Weapon (1H)	+10		+5 ML
crystalline reamer	Weapon (1H)	+10			22 Mys
huge spoon	Weapon (1H)	+10			30 Mys
iron dagger	Weapon (1H)	10		+3 Muscle +5% Items
iron pasta spoon	Weapon (1H)	+10			40 Mys
ironic battle spoon	Weapon (1H)	+10			5 Mys
war tongs	Weapon (1H)		+10 Hot	+10 Hot Damage	75 Mys
warbear oil pan	Weapon (1H)		+10 Hot, +10 Sleaze	Grants the skill Spray Hot Grease	Sa
Knob Goblin melon baller	Weapon (1H)	+8			25 Mys
filthy pestle	Weapon (1H)	+7			15 Mys
jack flapper	Weapon (1H)	+5			2 Mys
shiny butcherknife	Weapon (1H)	+5
wooden spoon	Weapon (1H)	+5			10 Mys
Knob Goblin spatula	Weapon (1H)	+4
breadwand	Weapon (1H)	+3
Gnollish pie server	Weapon (1H)	+3
Gnollish slotted spoon	Weapon (1H)	+3
portable corkscrew	Weapon (1H)	+3		+3 Weapon Damage
eggbeater	Weapon (1H)	+2
Knob Goblin tongs	Weapon (1H)	+2
rubber spatula	Weapon (1H)	+2
corn holder	Weapon (1H)	+1
little paper umbrella	Weapon (1H)	+1
big bumboozer marble	Off-Hand Item	+80			85 Mys
black catseye marble	Off-Hand Item		+75 to Spooky		85 Mys
beach ball marble	Off-Hand Item	+35	+35 to Hot, +35 to Cold		85 Mys
deck of lewd playing cards	Off-Hand Item		+69 to Sleaze	+69 Sleaze Damage +5% Moxie	22 Mys
steely marble	Off-Hand Item		+65 to Sleaze		85 Mys
beige clambroth marble	Off-Hand Item	+30	+30 to Hot		85 Mys
jet bennie marble	Off-Hand Item		+55 to Spooky		85 Mys
bumblebee marble	Off-Hand Item	+50			85 Mys
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	+45				With an Alice's Army Foil Alchemist inserted
lemonade marble	Off-Hand Item		+45 to Cold	85 Mys
red China marble	Off-Hand Item		+40 to Hot		85 Mys
brown crock marble	Off-Hand Item		+35 to Stench		85 Mys
disturbing fanfic	Off-Hand Item		+30 to Sleaze		15 Mys
enchanted fire extinguisher	Off-Hand Item		+30 to Cold	+100% Spell Damage Tunes PM spells to Cold	200 Mys	Brushfires event item
marinara jug	Off-Hand Item	+30			Sa, 150 Mys
The Necbromancer's Stein	Off-Hand Item		+30 to Spooky	+100% Spell Damage Tunes PM spells to Spooky	200 Mys
Ol' Scratch's ash can	Off-Hand Item		+30 to Hot	+100% Spell Damage Tunes [all???] spells to Hot	Sa, 200 Mys
Wand of Oscus	Off-Hand Item		+30 to Stench	+100% Spell Damage Tunes PM spells to Stench	PM, 200 Mys
green peawee marble	Off-Hand Item		+30 to Stench		85 Mys
skull gearshift knob	Off-Hand Item		+25 to Spooky	+30% Spell Damage +20 Spooky Damage	60 Mus
Elizabeth's Dollie	Off-Hand Item		+25 to Spooky	Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4)	45 Mys
bakelite bowl	Off-Hand Item	+20		+20 Max MP Increases the number of Ravioli Shurikens you can conjure	40 Mus
kickback cookbook	Off-Hand Item	+20			5 Mys	Purchased from Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery for 4000 Meat
Operation Patriot Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	+20		(Spell Damage Bonus for Sa only) +3 Stats/Fight +20 Max HP & MP +1 DR per level Other class-specific enchantments Grants the combat skill Throw Shield Cannot equip in Hardcore
red book	Off-Hand Item	+20		Regen 5-10 HP/adv	60 Mys
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	+15				With an Alice's Army Alchemist inserted
Engorged Sausages and You	Off-Hand Item	+15		Tunes PM spells to Sleaze +20% Food Drops	35 Mys
little black book	Off-Hand Item	+15		Regen 5-6 MP/adv	65 Mys
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	Off-Hand Item	+10		Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Hot
Cookbook of the Damned	Off-Hand Item	+10		Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Stench
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	Off-Hand Item		+10 to Hot
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	Off-Hand Item		+10 to Stench
eye of the Tiger-lily	Off-Hand Item	+10		+5% Items	20 Mys
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	Off-Hand Item	+10		Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Cold
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	Off-Hand Item	+10		+15 Max HP Regen 4-5 HP/adv Can be Canhandled	5 Mys
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	Off-Hand Item	+10		+5 Max HP & MP Regen 1-3 HP & MP/adv Can be Canhandled	5 Mys
Necrotelicomnicon	Off-Hand Item	+10		Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Spooky
Sinful Desires	Off-Hand Item	+10		Tunes PM spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) to Sleaze
Tesla's Electroplated Beans	Off-Hand Item	+10		+15 Max MP Regen 4-5 MP/adv Can be Canhandled	5 Mys
foon of fearfulness	Off-Hand Item		+8 to Spooky	+3 Mysticality	10 Mys
foon of fleshiness	Off-Hand Item		+8 to Sleaze	+3 Mysticality	10 Mys
foon of foulness	Off-Hand Item		+8 to Stench	+3 Mysticality	10 Mys
foon of frigidity	Off-Hand Item		+8 to Cold	+3 Mysticality	10 Mys
foon of fulmination	Off-Hand Item		+8 to Hot	+3 Mysticality	10 Mys
Latte lovers member's mug	Off-Hand Item	+5		Many possible configurations	Choice of latte flavor
2-ball	Off-Hand Item		+5 to Cold	+5 Cold Damage
3-ball	Off-Hand Item		+5 to Spooky	+5 Spooky Damage
4-ball	Off-Hand Item		+5 to Sleaze	+5 Sleaze Damage
5-ball	Off-Hand Item		+5 to Hot	+5 Hot Damage
6-ball	Off-Hand Item		+5 to Stench	+5 Stench Damage
9-ball	Off-Hand Item	+5		+5 Weapon Damage +5 Ranged Damage
basic meat foon	Off-Hand Item	+3		+3 Mysticality	10 Mys
slime-covered staff	Weapon (2H)	+60		Tunes [all ???] spells to Sleaze -10% Initiative	200 Mys	Created by sliming a rusty staff.
PVC staff	Weapon (2H)		+60 to Cold	+15% Mysticality +10% Items	85 Mus
rusty staff	Weapon (2H)	+25		+5% Spell Crit	85 Mys
massive sitar	Weapon (2H)	+20		+12 Mysticality	80 Mox
rib of the Bonerdagon	Weapon (2H)	+15		+5 Mysticality +5 Muscle	25 Mus
giant cheesestick	Weapon (2H)		+11 to Sleaze	+5 Mysticality	45 Mus
smoldering staff	Weapon (2H)		+11 to Stench	+7 Mysticality +5 Moxie	45 Mus
clockwork staff	Weapon (2H)	+10		3x Crit Chance Restores 3-24 MP on Crit	25 Mys
hand-carved staff	Weapon (2H)	+10		+10% Mysticality +1 Res All	30 Mus
ram-battering staff	Weapon (2H)		+10 to Hot	+5 Moxie	52 Mus
soylent staff	Weapon (2H)	+10		+4 Mysticality	35 Mus
foot-long hot daub	Weapon (2H)		+9 to Hot	+9 Hot Damage	27 Mus
hairy staff	Weapon (2H)	+7		+7 Mysticality Regen 5-7 MP/adv	45 Mus
linoleum crossbow	Weapon (2H)	+7		+7 Moxie	35 Mox
linoleum staff	Weapon (2H)	+7		+7 Mysticality	45 Mus
linoleum sword	Weapon (2H)	+7		+7 Muscle	40 Mus
projectile icemaker	Weapon (2H)	+7		+7 Moxie +5 Cold Damage	45 Mox
shuddersword	Weapon (2H)	+7		+7 Muscle +5 Spooky Damage	45 Mus
big stirring stick	Weapon (2H)	+5		+7 Mysticality	35 Mus
fire hose	Pants		+25 to Hot	+30% Spell Damage +20 Hot Damage	60 Mox
big pants	Pants	+25		+25 Weapon Damage	BIG!, 150 Mox
boneana hammock	Pants		+20 to Sleaze	+20 Sleaze Damage	45 Mox
Angelhair Culottes	Pants	+15		+11 Mysticality	PM, 30 Mys
hot daub stand	Pants		+9 to Hot	+9 Hot Damage	27 Mox
flowing hippy skirt	Pants		+15 to Stench	+9 Mysticality	75 Mox
rainbow pearl necklace	Accessory1 only	+200		+15 All Attributes	200 Mys	A very rare item
crusty hula hoop	Accessory1 only	+50		+15% Mysticality 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks	200 Mys
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	Accessory1 only		+50 to Spooky	+20 ML	35 Mys
Brimstone Brooch	Accessory1 only	+40		+50% Mysticality -20% Moxie	30 Mys
Choker of the Ultragoth	Accessory1 only		+40 to Spooky	+3 All Attributes	60 Mys
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	Accessory1 only		+40 to Cold	+3 All Attributes	60 Mys
Mudflap-Girl Necklace	Accessory1 only		+40 to Sleaze	+3 All Attributes	60 Mys
Pendant of Fire	Accessory1 only		+40 to Hot	+3 All Attributes	60 Mys
Putrid Pendant	Accessory1 only		+40 to Stench	+3 All Attributes	60 Mys
cursed ring finger ring	Accessory1 only		+30 to Spooky	+50% Spell Damage +10% Spell Crit	200 Mys
Chester's Aquarius medallion	Accessory1 only		+30 to Sleaze	Tunes [all ???] spells to Sleaze	PM, 200 Mys
Ol' Scratch's manacles	Accessory1 only		+30 to Hot	Tunes [all ???] spells to Hot +15% Moxie	200 Mys
Oscus's pelt	Accessory1 only		+30 to Stench	+20% Mysticality	PM, 200 Mys
plexiglass pinky ring	Accessory1 only	+30		+30% Mysticality +3 Res All	75 Mys
Sketcherz™	Accessory		+25 to Sleaze	+30% Spell Damage +20 Sleaze Damage	60 Mys
astral ring	Accessory1 only	+20		+25% Mysticality Regen 4-6 MP/adv	Choice of astral equipment
barrel beryl nose ring	Accessory	+20		+10 Mysticality	30 Mys
Grimacite girdle	Accessory1 only	+20		+0-50% Mysticality (based on Grimace darkness)	15 Mys	A prize from The Raffle House
stainless steel scarf	Accessory1 only	+20		+15% Mysticality +20 ML	30 Mys
clingfilm slippers	Accessory1 only	+15			60 Mys
Grimacite garter	Accessory	+15		+0-50% Mysticality (based on Grimace darkness)	17 Mys	A prize from The Raffle House
solid baconstone necklace	Accessory1 only	+15		+10 Mysticality	40 Mys
woven baling wire bracelets	Accessory	+15		-1 MP to use Skills	75 Mys
enchanted toothpick	Accessory1 only	+12			25 Mys
junk band	Accessory	+11			15 Mys
baconstone pendant	Accessory	+10		+4 Mysticality	10 Mys
blackberry slippers	Accessory1 only	+10		+5% Spell Damage +10 Mysticality	75 Mys
Gaia beads	Accessory		+10 to Stench	+10 Stench Damage	72 Mys
glow-in-the-dark necklace	Accessory	+10		+10% Mysticality Regen 2-10 MP/adv	10 Mys
papier-masque	Accessory1 only	+10		Regen 2-4 HP & MP/adv Makes your possessions seem more interesting	20 Mys
pig-iron bracers	Accessory1 only	+10		+8 Mysticality	30 Mys
ring of increase damage	Accessory	+10		+10 Weapon Damage	25 Mys
shamanic beads	Accessory	+10		+1 Prismatic Damage	47 Mys
silver tongue charrrm bracelet	Accessory1 only	+10		+5 Moxie	80 Mys
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	Accessory1 only		+10 to Stench	+10 Stench Damage	60 Mys
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	Accessory	+10
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	Accessory	+10		+30 Max MP	10 Mys
imp unity ring	Accessory		+5 to Hot	+5 Hot Damage	15 Mys
paperclip-on tie	Accessory1 only	+5		+5 Weapon Damage +1 Stats/Fight
tiny plastic fire servant	Accessory	+5
heat-resistant necktie	Accessory1 only	-50		+4 Hot Resistance	35 Mys

Effects

These are all the effects in the game which give bonus spell damage, and can be piled on without regard to equipment slots.

Effect	% Bonus	Abs. Bonus	Other	Source (Type)	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
Witch Breaded	+200%		+100% Mysticality +20% Spell Crit	witch's bread (3-full food)	20 turns	Level 6
Pisces in the Skyces	+150%			tobiko pocky (3-full food)	30 turns		Obtained form the Alice's Army Game Shack snack stand
				tobiko-infused sake (3-drunk booze)	30 turns
				tobiko marble soda (potion)	15 turns
Demonicity		+80 to Spooky	+80 Spooky Damage +40 ML	demon makeup kit (potion)	40 turns
Greasy Visage	+100%	+50 to Sleaze		can of Adultwitch™ (2-full food)	20 turns	Level 4	Dropped by the cars at A Deserted Stretch of I-911 (accessible via grimstone mask)
Cold Throat		+50 to Cold		ice cream sandwich (2-full food)		Level 4
Night of the Nachos		+50 to Spooky		nachos of the night (2-full food)		None (Oversight?)
You're Not Cooking		+50 to Hot		fireman's lunch (2-full food)		Level 4
Egg Burps		+50 to Stench		plumber's lunch (2-full food)		Level 4
Song of Sauce	+100%	+50 to Hot	+50 Hot Damage	Song of Sauce (skill)	10 turns	100 MP, Dreads song slot	Dreadsylvania Sa/AT Cross-Classed Skill
Carol of the Hells (Buff)	+100%			Carol of the Hells (skill)	10 turns	30 MP	Skill obtained from using Carol of the Hells
The Magic of LOV	+100%		+25 Mysticality +15% Spell Crit	LOV Elixir #6 (potion)	40 turns
Inner Elf	+100%		+100% Weap Damage +100% All Attr	Machine Elf (familiar)	1 turn	Taking a Machine Elf familiar into boss combat.	Obtained at the start of combat from a Machine Elf against bosses.
Simmering	+100%		Regen 8-10 MP/adv	Simmer (skill)	10 turns	1 Adventure	Sauceror level 1 Guild Trainer skill
Bat Attitude	+100%			plastic vampire fangs (once-daily boon)	30 turns	1 adventure	Obtained from vamping out
Drunk With Power	+100%			elven moonshine (3-drunk booze)	20 turns	Level 5
El Vibrations	100%			humming El Vibrato drone (combat item)	10 turns	200 Mys
Filled with Magic	+100%			shrapnel jelly donut (1-full food)	30 turns	Level 4; Tome summons (in-run)	Clip Art summons
				occult jelly donut (1-full food)
				cool jelly donut (1-full food)
Nothing Is Impossible	+100%			Adventure	30 turns	1 adv	Reading the Magazine-Orangutan-lamp during the choice adventure There's No Ability Like Possibility
Pyramid Power	+100%		+100% Weap Damage	Pyramid	20 turns		Obtained by Resting in a Pyramid
In a Lather	+50%	+40 +40 to Elemental	+50% Weap Damage +20 Weapon Damage +20 Pris Damage +20 Ranged Damage	Sockdollager (2-drunk booze) @ Speakeasy (thrice-daily boon)	25 turns	VIP Speakeasy access (with drink unlocked); 500 meat, choice of drink (limit: 3x/day)
Trepandation	+50%	+50	Lose 30-50 MP/round	Hobo Marketplace (adv)	20 turns	1 adv
Deep Dark Visions	+50%			Skill (The Sea)	10 turns	100 MP	Must survive casting it (requires 500 HP and extremely high Spooky resistance).
Elron's Explosive Etude	+50%			Skill (AT Buff)	Accordion-based	Level 15
Is This Your Card?	+50%			Effect	30 turns	Gallery opened	Choosable result from Louvre It or Leave It noncombat adventure
Mental A-cue-ity	+50%		Regen 10 MP/adv	Playing Strategically @ Pool Table (thrice-daily boon)	10 turns	VIP Pool Table access; choice of playstyle (limit: 3x/day)
Yeah, It's Just Gasoline		+50 to Hot	+50 Hot Damage +5 Res Cold/Spooky	That 70s Cologne (potion)	50 turns
Banono		+40 to Stench	+40 Stench Damage	8-bit banana (potion)	20 turns
Blood-Gorged		+40 to Sleaze	+40 Sleaze Damage	vial of blood simple syrup (potion)	20 turns
Bone-Chilling		+40 to Cold	+40 Cold Damage	bone bons (potion)	20 turns
Hood Ridin'		+40 to Hot	+40 Hot Damage	little red jam (potion)	20 turns
Puzzle Fury	+25%			37x37x37 puzzle cube (potion)	10 turns
Concentrated Concentration	+20%			concentrated cordial of concentration (potion)	Sauciness-based
(Moon Sign)	+20%		Unlocks Degrassi Knoll +10% Myst Gains	The Wallaby (moon sign)	Always
Black Eyes	+15%			black eye shadow (potion)	10 turns
Lemon Enlightenment	+15%		+10% Mysticality	cosmic lemonade (potion)	10 turns
Concentration	+10%			cordial of concentration (potion)	Sauciness-based
(Passive)	+10%			Subtle and Quick to Anger (skill)	Always		Pastamancer level 12 Guild Trainer skill
(Passive)	+10%			Master Saucier (skill)	Always		Sauceror level 10 Guild Trainer skill
Sweet and Red	+10%	+10		sugar cherry (potion)	10 turns
Papowerful		+10	+10 Weap Damage +2 Stats/Fight	papotion of papower (potion)	Sauciness-based
Spirit of Bacon Grease		+10	Tunes PM spells to Sleaze	eponymous noncombat skill (granted by passive skill Flavour of Magic)	Intrinsic		Mutually exclusive effects; elemental tuning affects all PM spells other than Fettucini and the physical half of Weapon
Spirit of Peppermint			Tunes to Cold
Spirit of Wormwood			Tunes to Spooky
Spirit of Cayenne			Tunes to Hot
Spirit of Garlic			Tunes to Stench
(Passive)		+10	+10 Weap Damage -4 DR	Wrath	Always	Bad Moon

to be integrated

Effects: +Abs.

Effect	% Bonus	Abs. Bonus	Elem. Bonus	Other	Source Type	Duration	Prereq	Notes
Bugbear in Tooth and Claw		+40		Potion	20 turns		Obtained from Bugbearclaw Donut Weapon Damage +40
Crimbo Flavor		+30		Spline (4 spleen)	10 turns	Level 4	Obtained from Crimbo paste
Indescribable Flavor		+30		Spline (4 spleen)	10 turns	Level 4	Obtained from indescribably horrible paste
Spooky Blur			+30 to Spooky	Potion	20 turns		Obtained from Whenchamacallit bar +30 Spooky Damage Combat Initiative +20%
Destructive Resolve		+20		Potion	20 turns		Obtained from resolution: be feistier Weapon Damage +20
Human-Demon Hybrid			+20 to Hot	Potion	30 turns		Obtained from Gene Tonic: Demon +20 Hot Damage
Erudite		+15		Potion	10 turns		Obtained from black sheepskin diploma Mysticality +10% Damage Reduction: -10
Fustulent			+15 to Stench	Potion	10 turns		Obtained from lesser grodulated violet +15 Stench
Hella Smart		+15		BM adv	10 turns	Bad Moon	Mysticality +25% Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
Dirge of Dreadfulness			+12 to Spooky	AT song	Accordion-based		+12 Spooky Damage
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction		+12		AT song	Accordion-based		Bonus Weapon Damage +12
Baconstoned		+11		Potion	5-50 turns		Obtained from vial/flask/jug of baconstone juice Mysticality +50%
Blessing of Charcoatl			+10 to Hot	Adv	20 turns	Level 11	Obtained at Altared Perceptions - Charcoatl, placing a 5-ball (which is consumed) +10 Hot Damage
Aspect of the Twinklefairy		+5		Spline (1 spleen)	10 turns		Obtained from twinkly wad. All Attributes +10% Bonus Weapon Damage +5 Gain 8-10 Fortitude Gain 8-10 Wizardliness Gain 8-10 Cheek
Fortunate Resolve		+5		Potion	20 turns		Obtained from resolution: be luckier +10% Items from Monsters +10% Meat from Monsters +10 Combat Initiative
Heart of Orange			+5 to Hot	Potion	10 turns		Obtained from orange candy heart. All Attributes +3 +5 Hot Damage Regenerate 5-6 HP and 5-6 MP per adventure
Lust		-5		Passive	Always	Bad Moon	Combat Initiative +50% Bonus Weapon Damage -5

Penalties

Equipment with damage penalties (potentially helpful for spading?):

Equipment: Penalties

Item	Slot	% Bonus	Other	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
warbear heated ushanka	Hat	-50%	-25% Weapon Damage Serious Supercold Resistance	110 Mus
warbear electric long johns	Pants	-50%	-25% Weapon Damage Serious Supercold Resistance	110 Mox
training legwarmers	Accessory1 only	-50%	+25% Mysticality +5 Res All	10 Mys
warbear electric warscarf	Accessory1 only	-50%	-25% Weapon Damage Serious Supercold Resistance	110 Mys

Variable Increasers

Some mechanics increase your spell damage variably.

Source	Source Type	Bonus Damage	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
El Vibrato Relics	Outfit	+10% per TARGET charge	Always		200 Mus 200 Mox	Up to ten charges possible
fossilized necklace	Accessory	2S	Always		None	Variables based on total fossil kills All Attributes +2*B Weapon Damage +3*N All Attributes +(3*W)% +(3*D) Hot Damage +(3*P) Spooky Damage
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	Accessory	Varies	Always		None	+Spell Damage +(9 - light) Mysticality +(9 - light) +3 Extra Rollover Adventures May not equip more than one
Hodgman's almanac	Off-Hand Item	Varies	Always		200 200 Mys	Converts Hobo Power to absolute spell damage in a 1:1.2 ratio
Intrinsic Spiciness	S Passive Skill	+1/level	Always		None	Bonus only applies to Sauceror Sauce Spells Maximum bonus is +10
Magic Dragonfish	Familiar	Varies	Always		None	Bonus spell damage is +X% where X = weight * 2. On land X is capped at 100%.
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	Weapon (1H)	X, 5 Sleaze	Always		None	+X Spell Damage based on Smithsness Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure +5 Smithsness