User:Treefrog
Contents
- 1 To Do List
- 2 Skillz
- 3 Additional Demon Names & Effects
- 4 Quest Section
- 4.1 The Council of Loathing Quests
- 4.2 Guild Quests
- 4.3 Miscellaneous Quests
- 4.4 Other Accomplishments
- 4.5 Quests That Don't Appear in Your Quest Log
- 4.6 Quest for the Holy MacGuffin
- 4.7 Island War
- 4.8 Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty
- 4.9 El Vibrato Island
- 4.10 Naughty Sorceress 2nd ascension
- 5 Haunted Gallery
- 6 Dungeons of Doom potion
- 7 Calendar
- 8 Mushrooms
- 9 Drink Matrix
To Do List
- Gum, Sewer, Permit - Hermit, sell/disassemble
- sodas (3)
- toast (3)
- barrels for clover
- 5 scrumptious reagents
- 5 cocktailcrafting ingredients
- ride hobby horse
- get blessed
- still for 10 items
- get bounty
- zap something
- http://www.mrkinks.com/buffme/index.pl for buffs
Post War
- orchard
- lighthouse
- ducks
- last thing
- chow down
- get drunk
- jammies
Skillz
Sauceror:
Pastamancer:
- Entangling Noodles
- Lasagna Bandages
- Pastamastery
- Springy Fusilli
- Spirit of Rigatoni
- Stuffed Mortar Shell
- Spirit of Ravioli
- Weapon of the Pastalord
- Leash of Linguini
- Cannelloni Cocoon
- Tolerance of the Kitchen
- Flavour of Magic
- Transcendental Noodlecraft
- Tempuramancy
- Fearful Fettucini
Disco Bandit:
Accordion Thief:
Turtle Tamer:
- Skin of the Leatherback
- Amphibian Sympathy
- Ghostly Shell
- Armorcraftiness
- Kneebutt
- Empathy of the Newt
- Reptilian Fortitude
- Shieldbutt
- Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
- Astral Shell
- Hero of the Half-Shell
- Tao of the Terrapin
- Summon Leviatuga
- Spectral Snapper
Seal Clubber:
- Hide of the Otter
- Tongue of the Otter
- Thrust-Smack
- Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
- Hide of the Walrus
- Tongue of the Walrus
- Lunging Thrust-Smack
- Eye of the Stoat
- Musk of the Moose
- Pulverize
- Snarl of the Timberwolf
- Harpoon!
Additional Demon Names & Effects
- Den Zuulooach; Effect - Fit To Be Tide
- Buul'foobub; Effect - Preternatural Greed
- Ziel'foobeel; Effect - Demonic Taint
Quest Section
The Council of Loathing Quests
- Level 11 - Quest for the Holy MacGuffin ("<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin")
- Level 12 - Mysterious Island Quest ("Make War, Not... Oh, Wait")
- Level 13 - Naughty Sorceress Quest ("The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict")
Guild Quests
- Torn Paper Strip - ALA
- Creased - PLONK
- Crinkled - TANG
- Folded - CAD
- Rumpled - KOF
- Crumpled - KAZAM - end strip
- Ragged - GORT - mid to right, central piece
- Ripped - PYEW
Miscellaneous Quests
- Defend the Gourd Quest ("Out of Your Gourd")
- Mayor Zapruder Quests ("A Bugbear of a Problem")
- Wounded Guard Quest ("When Rocks Attack")
- Cap'm Caronch Quest ("I Rate, You Rate")
Other Accomplishments
- 31337 Scroll Quest
- Beanstalk Quest (Part of the Giant Trash Quest)
- Dolphin King's Map Quest
- The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom
- Slug Lord's Map Quest
- Unlocking The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
- Get towel, Guy made of bee pollen
Quests That Don't Appear in Your Quest Log
- Around the World Quest ("I Just Wanna Fly")
- The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Daily Quest
- Cobb's Knob Laboratory Quest
- El Vibrato Island Quest
- Giant Castle Map Quest (a.k.a. The Hole in the Sky quest)
- Inexplicable Door Quest
- Pagoda Quest
- Silver Shrimp Fork Quest (half of a memo "mini-quest")
- Spookyraven Manor Quest
- Zap Quest
- Mysterious Island of Mystery Side-Quests
Quest for the Holy MacGuffin
- Pinot Noir - You lose 77 hit points. You gain 3 Adventures. You gain 8 Beefiness. You gain 9 Mysteriousness. You gain 10 Sarcasm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.
- Zinfandel - You acquire an effect: Kiss of the Black Fairy (duration: 10 Adventures) You gain 3 Adventures. You gain 6 Muscleboundness. You gain 18 Wizardliness. You gain 5 Chutzpah. You gain 2 Drunkenness.
- Muscat - You gain 6 Adventures. You gain 13 Fortitude. You gain 13 Mysteriousness. You gain 17 Smarm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.
- Port - Full of Vinegar 10
- Merlot - You drink the wine, but it seems to have gone bad. Not in the "turned to vinegar" sense, but the "turned to crime" sense. It perpetrates some violence against you on the inside. You lose 104 hit points. You gain 2 Drunkenness.
- Masala - You drink the wine. You've had better, but you've had worse. You gain 4 Adventures. You gain 5 Strengthliness. You gain 6 Wizardliness. You gain 6 Smarm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.
Island War
Side Quests for Island - complete as
Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision - Frat Boy
McMillicancuddy's Farm - Frat Boy (use chaos butterfly here)
The Organic Orchard - Hippy
The Lighthouse - Hippy
Mysterious Island Arena - Frat Boy
The Junkyard - Hippy
Finish war as Frat Boy
Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty
124,31 - shimmering rainbow sand 107,79 - island, sinister altar fragment
El Vibrato Island
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) - REPAIR El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) - ATTACK El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) - WALL El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) - SELF
Naughty Sorceress 2nd ascension
Deleveling /items
- 64067 scroll - 1-3
- 33398 scroll - 1-3
- 8-ball - 1-3
- Plot Hole - 3-4
- Vial of patchouli oil - 4
- Wussiness Potion - 5
- Posessed Top - 6
- powdered organs - ?
- procrastination potion - ?
- Fancy bath salts - ?
- bronzed locust - 20
Note - do NOT use the chaos butterfly - it can add levels or delevel, and you can't control which.
Combat Items
- Onion Shuriken - 10-15
- Frigid Ninja Stars - 20-25
- scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil - 20-29
- lavendar/mauve plastic oyster eggs - 30-35
- photoneutron torpedo - 33-39
- Grouchy Restless Spirit - 35 - 40
- sake bomb - 45-60
- water pipe bomb - 55-75
- beer bomb - 55-75
- bottle of alcohol - 45-65
- molotov cocktail cocktail - 65-78
- poltergeist-in-a-jar-o - 200
- shrinking powder - halves HP
MP Items
- Blue plastic oyster egg - 35-50
- Unrefined mountain stream syrup - 50-60
- New cloaca cola - 140-160
- magical mystery juice - lots
HP Items
- scented massage oil - all
- gauze garter - 80-120
- filthy poultice - 80-120
- red pixel potion - 100-120
Haunted Gallery
How to make your own map
First, you need a table like this one:
# | Location | Up | Down | Sideways |
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- | Relativity (Start) | |||
1 | Relativity 1 (lizard/centipede) | |||
2 | Relativity 2 (girl and rock star) | |||
3 | Relativity 3 (queue of monks) | |||
4 | The Scream | |||
5 | The Birth of Venus | |||
6 | Piet Mondrian | |||
7 | Nighthawks | |||
8 | Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte | |||
9 | The Last Supper | |||
10 | The Persistence of Memory | |||
11 | The Creation of Adam | |||
12 | The Death of Socrates |
Dungeons of Doom potion
- effervescent potion - Izchak's Blessing 10
- bubbly potion - Confused 20
- cloudy potion - Object Detection 10
- dark potion - Sleepy 20
- fizzy potion - +15 HP/MP
- milky potion - Teleportitis 10
- murky potion - Strength of Ten Ettins 10
- smoky potion - 1-3 drunkenness
- swirly potion - Strange Mental Acuity 10
Calendar
See also http://noblesse-oblige.org/calendar/
Moon Phases - Full_Moon_Table
- For explanation on the Clan Calendar, see Calendar of Loathing.
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Recurring KoL Holidays
Frankuary 4 - Valentine's Day
April Fools' Day (April 1) |
Mushrooms
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Begin as you normally would for breeding third-generation mushrooms. The blue squares may be filled in with additional first-generation spores to harvest the next day. On day 2, pick any extra mushrooms you planted in the blue squares. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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2nd generation spores are in place. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Plant | Notes | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Second generation spores have been produced, as shown in the diagram. You may optionally plant more first-generation spores in the blue squares, to harvest the next day. (You may also do nothing on this day.) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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2nd generation mushrooms have matured. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Harvest | Notes | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Remove the two center mushrooms as indicated by the red squares. No mushrooms can be planted on this day! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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3rd generation spores are in place. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Harvest | Plant | Notes | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Drink Matrix
Improved Booze 3 Drunk 4-8 Adv 0 Stat |
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Improved Mixer | ![]() |
Mixed Drink 3 Drunk 5-10 Adv 16-20 Stat |
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Garnish | ![]() |
Garnished Drink 4 Drunk 14-18 Adv 25-27/16-20 or 41-47 Stat |
Calcutta Emerald (gin) |
cocktail onion (olive) |
gibson Moxie |
coconut shell Muscle |
Neuromancer Muscle/Moxie | ||||
Definit (vodka) |
cocktail onion (olive) |
vodka gibson Moxie |
coconut shell Muscle |
vodka stratocaster Muscle/Moxie | ||||
Lieutenant Freeman (rum) |
kiwi (lemon) |
caipifruta Muscle |
coconut shell Muscle |
Mon Tiki Muscle | ||||
Jorge Sinsonte (tequila) |
kiwi (lemon) |
teqiwila Muscle |
coconut shell Muscle |
teqiwila slammer Muscle | ||||
Domesticated Turkey (whiskey) |
kumquat (orange) |
whiskey bittersweet Muscle |
little paper umbrella Mysticality |
Divine Mysticality/Muscle | ||||
Champagne (wine) |
kumquat (orange) |
mimosette Muscle |
little paper umbrella Mysticality |
Gordon Bennett Mysticality/Muscle | ||||
Calcutta Emerald (gin) |
tonic water (soda) |
gin and tonic Mysticality |
little paper umbrella Mysticality |
gimlet Mysticality | ||||
Definit (vodka) |
tonic water (soda) |
vodka and tonic Mysticality |
little paper umbrella Mysticality |
yellow brick road Mysticality | ||||
Lieutenant Freeman (rum) |
tangerine (grapefruit) |
zmobie Mysticality |
magical ice cubes Moxie |
mandarina colada Moxie/Mysticality | ||||
Jorge Sinsonte (tequila) |
tangerine (grapefruit) |
tequila sunset Mysticality |
magical ice cubes Moxie |
tangarita Moxie/Mysticality | ||||
Domesticated Turkey (whiskey) |
raspberry (strawberry) |
rabbit punch Moxie |
magical ice cubes Moxie |
Mae West Moxie | ||||
Champagne (wine) |
raspberry (strawberry) |
parisian cathouse Moxie |
magical ice cubes Moxie |
prussian cathouse Moxie |