User:Treefrog

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To Do List

  • Gum, Sewer, Permit - Hermit, sell/disassemble
  • sodas (3)
  • toast (3)
  • barrels for clover
  • 5 scrumptious reagents
  • 5 cocktailcrafting ingredients
  • ride hobby horse
  • get blessed
  • still for 10 items
  • get bounty
  • zap something
  • http://www.mrkinks.com/buffme/index.pl for buffs

Post War

  • orchard
  • lighthouse
  • ducks


  • last thing
    • chow down
    • get drunk
    • jammies


Skillz

Sauceror:

Pastamancer:

Disco Bandit:


Accordion Thief:

Turtle Tamer:


Seal Clubber:

Additional Demon Names & Effects


Quest Section

The Council of Loathing Quests

Guild Quests

Slay Your Nemesis Quest

  • Torn Paper Strip - ALA
  • Creased - PLONK
  • Crinkled - TANG
  • Folded - CAD
  • Rumpled - KOF
  • Crumpled - KAZAM - end strip
  • Ragged - GORT - mid to right, central piece
  • Ripped - PYEW

Miscellaneous Quests

Other Accomplishments

Quests That Don't Appear in Your Quest Log

Quest for the Holy MacGuffin

Glyph5.gif - Pinot Noir - You lose 77 hit points. You gain 3 Adventures. You gain 8 Beefiness. You gain 9 Mysteriousness. You gain 10 Sarcasm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

Glyph3.gif - Zinfandel - You acquire an effect: Kiss of the Black Fairy (duration: 10 Adventures) You gain 3 Adventures. You gain 6 Muscleboundness. You gain 18 Wizardliness. You gain 5 Chutzpah. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

Glyph4.gif - Muscat - You gain 6 Adventures. You gain 13 Fortitude. You gain 13 Mysteriousness. You gain 17 Smarm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

Glyph2.gif - Port - Full of Vinegar 10

Glyph6.gif - Merlot - You drink the wine, but it seems to have gone bad. Not in the "turned to vinegar" sense, but the "turned to crime" sense. It perpetrates some violence against you on the inside. You lose 104 hit points. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

Glyph1.gif - Masala - You drink the wine. You've had better, but you've had worse. You gain 4 Adventures. You gain 5 Strengthliness. You gain 6 Wizardliness. You gain 6 Smarm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

Island War

Side Quests for Island - complete as

Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision - Frat Boy

McMillicancuddy's Farm - Frat Boy (use chaos butterfly here)

The Organic Orchard - Hippy

The Lighthouse - Hippy

Mysterious Island Arena - Frat Boy

The Junkyard - Hippy

Finish war as Frat Boy

Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty

124,31 - shimmering rainbow sand 107,79 - island, sinister altar fragment


El Vibrato Island

El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) - REPAIR El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) - ATTACK El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) - WALL El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) - SELF

Naughty Sorceress 2nd ascension

Deleveling /items

  • 64067 scroll - 1-3
  • 33398 scroll - 1-3
  • 8-ball - 1-3
  • Plot Hole - 3-4
  • Vial of patchouli oil - 4
  • Wussiness Potion - 5
  • Posessed Top - 6
  • powdered organs - ?
  • procrastination potion - ?
  • Fancy bath salts - ?
  • bronzed locust - 20

Note - do NOT use the chaos butterfly - it can add levels or delevel, and you can't control which.

Combat Items

  • Onion Shuriken - 10-15
  • Frigid Ninja Stars - 20-25
  • scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil - 20-29
  • lavendar/mauve plastic oyster eggs - 30-35
  • photoneutron torpedo - 33-39
  • Grouchy Restless Spirit - 35 - 40
  • sake bomb - 45-60
  • water pipe bomb - 55-75
  • beer bomb - 55-75
  • bottle of alcohol - 45-65
  • molotov cocktail cocktail - 65-78
  • poltergeist-in-a-jar-o - 200
  • shrinking powder - halves HP

MP Items

  • Blue plastic oyster egg - 35-50
  • Unrefined mountain stream syrup - 50-60
  • New cloaca cola - 140-160
  • magical mystery juice - lots

HP Items

  • scented massage oil - all
  • gauze garter - 80-120
  • filthy poultice - 80-120
  • red pixel potion - 100-120

Haunted Gallery

How to make your own map

First, you need a table like this one:

# Location Up Down Sideways
- Relativity (Start)
1 Relativity 1 (lizard/centipede)
2 Relativity 2 (girl and rock star)
3 Relativity 3 (queue of monks)
4 The Scream
5 The Birth of Venus
6 Piet Mondrian
7 Nighthawks
8 Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte
9 The Last Supper
10 The Persistence of Memory
11 The Creation of Adam
12 The Death of Socrates

Dungeons of Doom potion

Calendar

See also http://noblesse-oblige.org/calendar/

Moon Phases - Full_Moon_Table

For explanation on the Clan Calendar, see Calendar of Loathing.
Jarlsuary
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Frankuary
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Starch
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
April
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Martinus
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Bill
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Bor
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Petember
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Carlvember
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Porktober
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Boozember
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Dougtember
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8
Muscle Mysticality Moxie
Recurring KoL Holidays

Frankuary 4 - Valentine's Day
Starch 3 - St. Sneaky Pete's Day
April 2 - Oyster Egg Day
Porktober 8 - Halloween
Boozember 7 - Feast of Boris


Other Real Life Holidays celebrated in KoL


April Fools' Day (April 1)
Columbus Day (2nd Monday in October)
Crimbo (Christmas Season; generally during December)
Friday the 13th
Groundhog Day (February 2)
Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19)


Mushrooms

Day 1
Ronald Grimace
Moon3.gif Moon6.gif
Start day is the day after the second muscle day.
PlantNotes
Knoll mushroom dirt spooky mushroom dirt
dirt dirt dirt Knob mushroom
Knob mushroom dirt dirt dirt
dirt spooky mushroom dirt Knoll mushroom
Begin as you normally would for breeding third-generation mushrooms. The blue squares may be filled in with additional first-generation spores to harvest the next day. On day 2, pick any extra mushrooms you planted in the blue squares.
Day 3
Ronald Grimace
Moon5.gif Moon7.gif
2nd generation spores are in place.
PlantNotes
dirt spore dirt spore
spore dirt spore dirt
dirt spore dirt spore
spore dirt spore dirt
Second generation spores have been produced, as shown in the diagram. You may optionally plant more first-generation spores in the blue squares, to harvest the next day. (You may also do nothing on this day.)
Day 4
Ronald Grimace
Moon6.gif Moon7.gif
2nd generation mushrooms have matured.
HarvestNotes
dirt pointy mushroom dirt warm mushroom
cool mushroom dirt warm mushroom dirt
dirt warm mushroom dirt cool mushroom
warm mushroom dirt pointy mushroom dirt
Remove the two center mushrooms as indicated by the red squares. No mushrooms can be planted on this day!
Day 5
Ronald Grimace
Moon7.gif Moon8.gif
3rd generation spores are in place.
HarvestPlantNotes
spore dirt spore dirt
dirt spore dirt spore
spore dirt spore dirt
dirt spore dirt spore
spooky mushroom dirt spore dirt
dirt spore dirt spore
spore dirt spooky mushroom dirt
dirt spore dirt spore
You must uproot (and throw away) two of the frozen sprouts, indicated by the red boxes, and replace them with spooky spores. Plant optional first generation spores in the blue squares.
Day 6
Ronald Grimace
Moon8.gif Moon8.gif
3rd generation mushrooms have matured.
HarvestPlantNotes
spooky mushroom dirt flaming mushroom dirt
dirt frozen mushroom dirt stinky mushroom
stinky mushroom dirt spooky mushroom dirt
dirt flaming mushroom dirt frozen mushroom
spooky mushroom dirt dirt dirt
dirt frozen mushroom dirt dirt
dirt dirt spooky mushroom dirt
dirt dirt dirt frozen mushroom
Harvest mushrooms in red boxes. Optionally plant first generation spores in blue boxes. The spooky/frozen configuration is stable; you may leave it as long as necessary, waiting for the right moon phase.
Day 7 Day 8
Ronald Grimace
Moon1.gif Moon1.gif
Ronald Grimace
Moon2.gif Moon1.gif
dirt spore dirt dirt
spore dirt spore dirt
dirt spore dirt spore
dirt dirt spore dirt
dirt gloomy black mushroom dirt dirt
gloomy black mushroom dirt gloomy black mushroom dirt
dirt gloomy black mushroom dirt gloomy black mushroom
dirt dirt gloomy black mushroom dirt

Drink Matrix

  Bottle.gif
Gin
Bottle.gif
Rum
Bottle.gif
Vodka
Bottle.gif
Whiskey
Bottle.gif
Tequila
Issuebox.gif
Boxed wine
Beerbottle.gif Beer.gif
Willer
Sir Schlitz
Powder.gif
Fermenting powder
Lime.gif
Lime
Rocks.gif Plaskew1.gif
grog
Limeshot.gif Plaskew1.gif
tequila with training wheels
Lemon.gif
Lemon
Discoball.gif Coconut.gif
Rocks.gif Coconut.gif
whiskey sour
Daquiri.gif Ice.gif
margarita
Discoball.gif Coconut.gif
Orange.gif
Orange
Rocks.gif Coconut.gif
screwdriver
Discoball.gif Paperumb.gif
Rocks.gif Paperumb.gif
tequila sunrise
Discoball.gif Paperumb.gif
Shot.gif
orange schnapps
Cherry.gif
Cherry
Rocks.gif Plaskew3.gif
old-fashioned
Rocks.gif Plaskew3.gif
sangria
Grapefruit.gif
Grapefruit
Rocks.gif Ice.gif
salty dog
Rocks.gif Coconut.gif
monkey wrench
Discoball.gif Ice.gif
Discoball.gif Ice.gif
Shot.gif
grapefruit schnapps
Sodawater.gif
Soda water
Discoball.gif Paperumb.gif
Discoball.gif Paperumb.gif
Rocks.gif Paperumb.gif
whiskey and soda
Rocks.gif Paperumb.gif
wine spritzer
Olive.gif
Jumbo olive
Martini.gif Plaskew2.gif
dry martini
Martini.gif Plaskew2.gif
dry vodka martini
Olive.gif
Olive
Martini.gif Paperumb.gif
martini
Discoball.gif Coconut.gif
Martini.gif Ice.gif
vodka martini
Discoball.gif Coconut.gif
Sberry.gif
Strawberry
Daquiri.gif Ice.gif
strawberry daiquiri
Discoball.gif Ice.gif
Rocks.gif Coconut.gif
strawberry wine
Discoball.gif Ice.gif
Grapes.gif
Grapes
Wine.gif
fine wine
Papaya.gif
Papaya
Rocks.gif
papaya sling
Milk.gif
Glass of goat's milk
Rocks.gif
white Canadian
Cran.gif
Cranberries
Rocks.gif
redrum
Rocks.gif
vodka and cranberry
Clearly.gif
Blatantly Canadian
Rocks.gif
lumbering jack
Cloaca.gif Dyspepsi.gif
Cloaca-Cola
Dyspepsi-Cola
Rocks.gif
rum and cola
Rocks.gif
whiskey and cola
Tomato.gif
Tomato
Bloodymary.gif
bloody mary
Juice.gif
bloody beer
Shot.gif
tomato schnapps
Spice.gif
Spices
 Coffeecup.gif
spiced rum
(bloody mary)
Bloodymary.gif
extra-spicy bloody mary
Egg.gif
Ghuol egg
(spiced rum)Coffeecup.gif
eggnog
Disease.gif
brine
(salty dog)
Rocks.gif
especially salty dog
Banana.gif
banana
Daquiri.gif Paperumb.gif
banana daiquiri
Clover.gif
Ten-leaf clover
Juice.gif
green beer
Flower.gif
Pretty flower
Shot.gif
flower schnapps
Improved Booze
3 Drunk
4-8 Adv
0 Stat
Fruitym.gif Improved Mixer Equals.gif Mixed Drink
3 Drunk
5-10 Adv
16-20 Stat
Discomask.gif Garnish Equals.gif Garnished Drink
4 Drunk
14-18 Adv
25-27/16-20 or 41-47 Stat
Calcutta Emerald
(gin)
  cocktail onion
(olive)
  gibson
Moxie
  coconut shell
Muscle
  Neuromancer
Muscle/Moxie
Definit
(vodka)
cocktail onion
(olive)
vodka gibson
Moxie
coconut shell
Muscle
vodka stratocaster
Muscle/Moxie
Lieutenant Freeman
(rum)
kiwi
(lemon)
caipifruta
Muscle
coconut shell
Muscle
Mon Tiki
Muscle
Jorge Sinsonte
(tequila)
kiwi
(lemon)
teqiwila
Muscle
coconut shell
Muscle
teqiwila slammer
Muscle
Domesticated Turkey
(whiskey)
kumquat
(orange)
whiskey bittersweet
Muscle
little paper umbrella
Mysticality
Divine
Mysticality/Muscle
Champagne
(wine)
kumquat
(orange)
mimosette
Muscle
little paper umbrella
Mysticality
Gordon Bennett
Mysticality/Muscle
Calcutta Emerald
(gin)
tonic water
(soda)
gin and tonic
Mysticality
little paper umbrella
Mysticality
gimlet
Mysticality
Definit
(vodka)
tonic water
(soda)
vodka and tonic
Mysticality
little paper umbrella
Mysticality
yellow brick road
Mysticality
Lieutenant Freeman
(rum)
tangerine
(grapefruit)
zmobie
Mysticality
magical ice cubes
Moxie
mandarina colada
Moxie/Mysticality
Jorge Sinsonte
(tequila)
tangerine
(grapefruit)
tequila sunset
Mysticality
magical ice cubes
Moxie
tangarita
Moxie/Mysticality
Domesticated Turkey
(whiskey)
raspberry
(strawberry)
rabbit punch
Moxie
magical ice cubes
Moxie
Mae West
Moxie
Champagne
(wine)
raspberry
(strawberry)
parisian cathouse
Moxie
magical ice cubes
Moxie
prussian cathouse
Moxie