User:The Safe

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I'm a newcomer to the wiki's editing community. Feel free to welcome me...

In addition to my attempt to gather trophies and familiars, I am currently making preparations to effectively farm for meat using a NPZR.

I'm also training SmokeScreen, a one-man-project, small-time free-buffbot-to-be, to be run in future by the Privacy Protection clan, currently going through the necessary ascension runs.

This was stopped in the middle, I'll continue it later

Now that I come to think of it, this is rather presumptuous. However my current goals are:


I have already obtained the items in green.

  Adventuring Rollover
Hat plexiglass pith helmet Time helmet
Shirt Goth kid t-shirt none
Weapon Meatspout staff or Hippo whip or ice sickle Time sword
Off-Hand Hippo whip or ice sickle Time sword
Pants stainless steel slacks Time trousers
Accessory 1 incredibly dense meat gem Imitation nice watch
Accessory 2 Baron von Ratsworth's money clip Stainless steel solitaire
Accessory 3 Stainless steel scarf or porquoise necklace Plexiglass pocketwatch
Familiar NPZR
Familiar Equip rhesus monkey


The skills in green are either AT Buffs or skills I have as Hardcore Permenants, in yellow - Permenant skills.

Familiar weight
Amphibian Sympathy
Empathy of the Newt
Leash of Linguini
Stat Buffs
The Moxious Madrigal
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
For specific points in the run
Elemental Saucesphere
Ambidextrous Funkslinging
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
Combat Frequency
Smooth Movement
The Sonata of Sneakiness
Musk of the Moose
Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
Lunging Thrust-Smack
Eye of the Stoat
Rage of the Reindeer
Meat Drop Increasing
Polka of Plenty
Nimble Fingers
Expert Panhandling
Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Item Drop Increasing
Mad Looting Skillz
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
Powers of Observatiogn


I have access to 1000 items which give the effects in green, 500 items which give the effects in yellow.

Heavy Petting
Egg-stortionary Tactics
Wasabi Sinuses
Sticky Fingers

Quick run: Disco Nap Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation Pulverize Super-Advanced Meatsmithing

Meat & Items: Torso awareness Double-fisted Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance

Food, Booze & Potions: The Ode to Booze Advanced Saucecrafting Impetuous Sauciness The Way of Sauce Pastamastery Transcendental Noodlecraft Advanced Cocktailcrafting Superhuman Cocktailcrafting

Trophies: All level 0. All Gnomish skills.

Ascension Plan

Class, Retractions, Sign, Skill, Item, Trophies

Current: AT, HC, The Marmot, Madrigal, Goth Kid T-Shirt, Gourdcore + Gender Bender (golden meat stack). S, HC, The Vole, Advanced Saucecrafting, Stainless steel Scarf, P HCO leash, TT HCO Empathy DB HC P HC SC HC Double-Fisted, shillelagh SC HC Musk of the Moose, shillelagh SC 15 DB SuperHuman DB Cocktail P Pasta S Saucesphere P+S 15 DB Mad looting S Panhandling SC eye DB, marmot, Nimble fingers